• What did you dream about last night?
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I dreamt that in school, for some god awful reason I was given a Panzerfaust. I fired it and hit the god damn door frame. A Russian man leaned around the corner and began laughing at me.
For some reason my cat turned into a different cat that was half of my old cat and half of my cat. what?
That Obsidian and Bethesda teamed up for Skyrim. The choice and consequence was amazing. Vilja even left me for massacring Riverwood. But then it started to freeze a lot of the time, especially up to the battle against Alduin. Turned out that I could fix it by becoming a vampire for some reason. Vilja got angry at my female character because she said she doesn't date men. After I exited the game, I crossed a busy highway and snuck into someone's house. I heard them talking about some company who promised to redevelop their house for £9000 but played dumb and started asking silly questions. Dom told them that the builder was dumb and shouldn't be trusted. Then, I became friends with the family...somehow.
I swear to god I keep having dreams of the future. I dreamed about how I executed a really good looking cake, with perfect frosting and shit, next thing I know, Im at work, im the exact position of my dream, the cake looks the same and boom, I made the perfect cake in my dream. Though as im typing this, its not really a dream of the future but more like a dream of what I want to happen and I made it happen.
My dream started off with me waking up in the room I first occupied at my parents house which later became my sister's room (we swapped as she needed more room for clothes, I didn't) and then later became my 95 year old grandmother's house when she lived with us. Upon walking into the hallway, I noticed my sister...I think...and some other kid who was (in the dream) my sibling named Rudy, both standing in the hall in mid-walk pose. It was weird. Then the "Rudy" kid kinda disappeared. I walked downstairs to the kitchen for a second then back upstairs to the hall. Suddenly, my sister's face started doing expressions as if she was talking and her head spun clean around and then she kinda flew down the stairs into the kitchen (think "lagging into place in an MMO"). I remember talking to her about it, asking her if she could see me and whatnot, I forget her response. Suddenly, we're up in my room again. There's two windows, one to my right and one directly in front of me from the doorway (true in real life). Upon looking out the window to the right which overlooks our crescent, I see minor property damage here and there, then I see what looks like a deer wandering across the lawn of the person's house across from ours. It comes wandering towards our house and gets WAY bigger. I tell my sister "Look, a deer!". That's when I notice it looks weird. Think giant anteater. Then things shift to my living room where we've apparently gotten rid of the side porch and wall and put in a window the length of the side wall of the house overlooking our sideyard and our elderly neighbor. Out of nowhere, there's a big tall black creature standing at the glass window looking in at me and my father (who appeared out of nowhere). I can only explain the tall black creature as a "furry Enderman from Minecraft with a goofy smile on its face". I decide to take a picture of it. On my phone screen, the tall black creature looks like two cuddly little creatures that turn into floating text that says "LOL" and "LMAO". Dunno why. I take a picture, then decide to turn the camera flash on. That's what angers the thing and it starts banging on the window. Cue dream jump to rain. Back in my room. Rain pouring in through top half of sliding window. I try to fix it, more rain pours in. For some reason I say "fuck it" and walk back to the window. There's now a big grey furry ant-eater thing that I can only describe as a mix between a hippo and an ant-eater and its swimming in my backyard which has filled with water somehow. Something angers it, it begins bashing at the window. I notice the house behind us has two more of these ant-eater creatures rummaging through the garbage. Then there's a cat in the house that I think may be part cat, part ant-eater. I shoo it out the door, avoiding having it attack me. The big grey hippo/ant-eater starts slamming against the window. That's when I notice there's some weird lady at my elderly neighbors house with a half ocelot/half ant-eater creature sitting on her shoulders. She appears to be the queen of these things. Cue another dream jump. I'm at "the opposite end of my town". I've been here in dreams before...I think...it's one of those places that when you wake up, you go "I've dreamt I was there before" but you aren't 100% sure if that realization was part of the dream itself. My brain tricks me into thinking it's a place somewhere here in the city where I live in Ontario, Canada. There's some weird yellow car tailing me as I'm walking between the buildings. I've got my vape (e-cig) with me and I'm vaping as I'm walking so in my dream mind, I think "they must think I've got weed in this thing". The car starts getting closer so I turn around and walk up to the driver's side window which is now down and I go to say "Sorry, this isn't weed, it's a va-" when I notice the driver is a little person, and her husband is buckled into a child's car seat and is also a little person. He unbuckles himself and she hops over to his seat and they start undoing their pants. They're inviting me into a threesome. I thank them for their gracious offer (because who doesn't want to be part of little people sex :v:), and I keep on walking. That's when I woke up. The last bit sounds just plain weird unless you know something about me that I'm not comfortable talking about on here, and that I was talking about that something with someone on Steam before I fell asleep.
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;47301671]I swear to god I keep having dreams of the future. I dreamed about how I executed a really good looking cake, with perfect frosting and shit, next thing I know, Im at work, im the exact position of my dream, the cake looks the same and boom, I made the perfect cake in my dream. Though as im typing this, its not really a dream of the future but more like a dream of what I want to happen and I made it happen.[/QUOTE] I always have this, it's so fucking weird. Usually for me, nothing happens in the dream though, like my eyeballs are stationary and not much goes on in the background. I don't remember any recent ones, but I remember when I was a kid and had a dream where I was in the living room of my old home & my friend was in the other room playing my Xbox, with the lights off in there - then it happened for real and I tripped out.
Last night I had a dream about zombie apocalypse. I woke up to an empty house and all the cliche soundscapes coming from outside, distant gunshots, car alarms, yelling and banging. Called my father and he said he made it to an old vacation spot we used to go to, a rented trailer on some farmland beside the bay. I told him I'd pack a bag and be there as soon as I could... So I get my backpack and gather reasonable things, clothes, soap, camping things a few tools. Then I grab a rifle and open my ammo cans. THEY WERE ALL EMPTY! I was pissed the fuck off, I looked for an axe, hammer, anything. Anything worth a shit to bash brains in was missing. I decided to just drive for it and and hope for the best but as soon as I got out the door a squad of riot police made me stay inside, and I woke up.
Dream of being on a roller coaster that started from the top of the Empire State Building straight down, and went looping through the city and over mountains and shit, it was awesome
I was in the town my grandparents live in. In the dream, there was a military base there, I think it was some kind of PMC. They had a bad reputation of killing civilians in town and shit like that, so there was a huuuuuge protest going on (despite it being a small town in reality). I went to the protest just to see what was going on, I don't remember much of it, but it was a massive crowd wearing shirts that said shit like "stop fucking killing people" and shit like that - but it was generally a peaceful protest, everyone was friendly towards each other there. Because of the protests, the military base was on high security, and anybody who went too close would get killed on sight. When it got dark out, I decided I wanted to get pictures of the base from close by, along with some people who were friends of mine in the dream. We went to an apartment building nearby, which was only down the street a little bit. It was weird; really narrow, but with different apartments on top of each other instead of beside. It was like a 4-storey building, the width of a normal-sized house, but it was built along the bottom of a very steep hill, with support from it. We had to sneak through to the top of the building, so that we could get pictures. We made it to a point where we could, and started to try taking pictures with out phones. I don't remember anything after that.
i found out i could power steam boats up and down a river just by wanking and i had to take this discovery to science court but i didn't want to wank in front of the science judge also the music from civ 5 when you play as morocco was playing in the background the whole time
One singer was being stalked by her fans. She got fed up and insulted them. Her fans continued to stalk her. Then, I was sharing a luxury apartment with an old wise man. His life lessons and so-called "nuggets of wisdom" were getting annoying. "To walk the road of the tower hill, take the yellow circle at the cross."
All I can remember that I was at some beach. Then, it got pitch black and stormy. I got swept around in the tidal waves a bit before I saw a sea lion riding a tiger shark, and ended up in some weird restaurant under the ocean. I ate some weird food tonight so I hope I get more wacky shit. :v:
My brain constructed an almost 100% perfect copy of the videogame Rising Storm and placed me in it. The characters, the sounds, the HUD, the game mechanics, the weapons, everything was exactly the same. It's like I was playing the game in VR, only better because I could actually feel the rifle in my hand. The only time where it got a bit inaccurate was when I used my feet to trip an american charging at me and skewered him with a downwards katana stab like that one WaW custcene. Also, the level I was in was a cross between the map Maggot Hill and a Team Fortress 2 map koth_lakeside. I think this is a sign to play less videogames. Or more so I can get rid of those glitches. :v:
The [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHVxlQrGvao&t=80]Thai Kick guy[/url] from Gaki no Tsukai was following me around, thai kicking me in the ass and doing wrestling moves. That intro music haunted me all night
I hugged someone and I felt loved
I was in a primary school re-union. Everyone except Max and I had our PE kit for the tournament. A catchy song was playing in the background and Shazam told me that it was called "Good Times" by Lily Allen. Afterwards, I was walking with my two friends in a park and one ghost called Mr Acrisos asked us where the Bethnal Green Dance Academy was. My friend Kostya told him to take the tube and change twice to get there. And my mother and I had an argument about investment banking and I decided to move out to a nice country house with my friends.
For some reason, at the end of all dreams, it 'zooms out' and it shows me playing my dream as if it were a videogame. I was a Archangel who worked for LAPD, and also worked for the 'Mystical Department' which houses powerful wizards and more. The way you casted spells in my dream was that you shut your eyes tightly, pictured the spell in your head, and then thrust out your palm forwards while chanting. But as a Archangel, I just had to picture the room in my head, and then I was essentially god like. It was pretty amazing tho, but that dream had sad moments as well. Its so weird to feel emotions in a dream.
In almost all of my dreams, I have this weird ability to run [I]very[/I] fast by springing off the front parts of my feet. Each stride would send me like ten feet forward and a foot in the air. The downside is that it's very hard to control. I'm also able to jump super high if I build up enough speed, and land unscathed. It's extremely fun to do. Naturally I tried this in real life and it didn't work. Was disappointed, but not surprised. EDIT: In last night's dream I used it to escape from The Fans from Hotline Miami 2. It was pretty fun admittedly, me running down the street and then jumping over buildings while they shot at me.
I threw water balloons at my classmates, including a teacher of mine. They became angry at me so I jumped into a nearby pool. And then I teamed up with the Hangover guys and we tried to make a game. Using free art, we managed to make a game about a guy who gets drunk in a party and ends up in a church the next morning where he repents his sins. "What? It's the only game we can make with no money!" Alan said, before I woke up.
I always have such awful dreams about zombies. Last night I had one where I witness the outbreak, it started with one person on the street then everyone near by got bitten. The bad part about these dreams is I always get chased down and caught by the zombies and them biting me hurts. When I get infected in my dreams I am a zombie but I still have control of myself so I blend in with non infected people. One time I had a dream where I ran into a girl who wasn't infected and we fell in love, no one knew I was a zombie though except her dad had a hunch that I was. We were having a big family dinner and her family was all black for some reason and my brother was there and he said some black joke without seeing them and one of them went "mm hmm" and he got embarrassed and everyone laughed at him.
My vault was destroyed by the Enclave and I had to escape. When I arrived at the airport, there were direct trains to Cambridge and my mother and I ran towards the train.
I had a lucid dream. I was laying in bed, and suddenly I think "Hold up, something doesn't feel right." I check my computer and nothing seems out of the ordinary, and check my phone which again didn't seem any different. I put my hand on my computer desk, and notice it felt a lot more like my mattress. This is the part where I realize I may be dreaming. I said to myself, "If I open my bedroom door, and there is a big white void, I know I'm lucid." I open the door to find my suspicions confirmed. The door revealed an almost blinding white void, and far away across from my door was an opening that lead to my living room. I tried to imagine various ways to get across, but nothing appeared. Then I woke up.
Had some strange lucid dream that was in a town that i live by. Just walking down the streets while cars were flip sided on the road, half of the houses were torn to shit, and then a massive storm was coming at me with a damn tornado. At the last moment i realized i was dreaming and told myself the storm was fake, it was cool as once i said that, the entire storm just soon vaporized and vanished.
I was an evil overlord. Like a seriously evil Skeletor, living in my castle of doom and commanding monsters and minions to attack nearby villages, murdering all the civilians and stuff. I remember laughing as I bombarded some random kingdom with rockets.
My cat could talk and he was voiced by Michael J. Fox.
There was a large oval shaped (like a Football stadium) stadium in the sky just off the coastline. It was ruled by a king and queen and had knights and everything. A few rafters and stairs floated in the middle of it, the actual lower grass area didn't seem to be in any use. There were glass walkways up in the box seating and stuff. I remember one corner had a liquor store where if you looked up you could see one of the glass walkways for those who were up in the box seating areas. Outside the stadium on the coast was mostly grasslands with some small cliffs and shrubs. Throughout most of the dream it was pretty cloudy if I recall correctly. Not too far from the stadium was a massive hill and on the top was an abandoned mansion. Eventually in the dream an alien force invaded and attacked the stadium. The battles were intense and it seemed like a hopeless fight. I cannot recall much else, but the setting was really atmospheric.
Allright so i just woke up from a pretty psychotic dream that didn't sit well with me. We all know about Columbine right? well in this dream it was me and some little neo nazi kid that where the shooters and we attacked this nearby church filled with locals. We only had two shotguns with us and the ammunition soon ran out so we resorted to throwing knives and scissors and cinderblocks. It was just awful! And somehow we got away! we drove off in nazi kids car, surprised that we where still alive. (we couldn't kill ourselves with scissors and knives) So while we where running over people by the road we where discussing what we should do. This is the part where the dream started to end and it gets blurry but i think we finally decided on leaving the country and start a new life elsewhere (as if that would even work) I hope we crashed.
I had a nightmare that brought out some of my biggest traits : OCD and Punctuality. I dreamed that I was late for work. It was terrible. Woke up to my alarm in relief that I was in fact, NOT going to be late today. Jokes aside, I was legitimately freaking out in my dream that this was happening.
I was on the PlayStation Store and I see that Sony not only released the other two Vib-Ribbon games on the store, but also had about 20 demos for potential candidates for a fourth game. They were all sorts of rhythm and puzzle games, except for one. One was a first person shooter that ditched the vector line artstyle. The plot of the game was that the world is invaded by aliens, and Vibri (who looked like [URL="http://i.imgur.com/9colyMS.gif"]this[/URL]) wielded a magic keytar that fired musical lasers to teleport the aliens away. The sound of gunfire from you and the aliens would make improvisational techno. You would get 2x points, and temporary invincibility after defeating 20 enemies in a row. I would play it.
I dreamt my Mum and I were leaving a theme park and for some reason we turned the wrong way and walked into a massive swamp. I also dreamt I was staying at this weird house/hotel thing which had this tiny weird room with a dormer and a rocking chair, and for some reason I declared that room was mine and then they had this big announcement that it was also a pet shelter too. Woke up very confused and weirded out by that.
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