• What did you dream about last night?
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Another weird time-travel dream where I went back to the 1950s and teamed up with Albert Einstein to save my father from dying in a train accident in the 1970s (he's alive in real life). There were a bunch of weird goblins that had caused the accident and we used Einstein's scientific knowledge and my magical time powers to stop their evil deeds. Took a selfie with my father's younger self using a modern smartphone (which Einstein was incredibly curious about) and then woke up.
Me and some New Zealand people were hanging out amongst these tiny woollen mountains, talking shit and being generally counter-productive. The principal from my high school came and lifted a manhole cover so that we could do Steam downloads and play games again. She then showed me a form I filled out in 2009 (the year I finished high school) that accurately predicted future events in my life and also confessed my fear of poodles. We had a good long talk about why I don't like poodles. I also had another dream where my dad and I were helping a dude perform ghetto surgery on a really long green fish in the sink at Officeworks. The fish was quite resilient and made a full recovery despite the unconventional techniques used. Everyone was drinking Fanta.
I was given an important mission that the fate of the world relied on. I got knocked out by an assassin and woke up on the other side of town. I tried finding my way back, coming across places from previous dreams. Eventually I came across a forest and lake where I've had recurring dreams at. I walked about until I came across the same assassin who chased me into a cave which collapsed with me inside. I tried digging out but I woke up before I could find out what happened.
I dreamed something about my father. Something nice, it's a dream which he actually treats his sons nice. And then I dreamed of a school or something with a lot of confused students watching me walk in door. (outside was raining)
Dreamed that postal banned me and marked me for deletion. As in, marked me as a person for deletion. It was for a post that happened to accumulate 298 boxes in the span of 10 minutes. The icon for the event was just the star in the winner rating without the ribbon. Then my mom started ignoring me because for some reason she had a faction alliance with some NPC who was part a group bent on stopping another group responsible for abuse. I attacked that NPC for some reason, and I remember her bodyguard saying "You're going to have to earn a LOT of trust to see her again." in the Imperial voice from Oblivion. I proceeded to ride around on a motor scooter to find her (she spawned as an NPC vehicle much like in the GTA series). Shit was hilarious, I'll never forget that dream.
I woke up (in the dream) and went downstairs. My mom was standing at my computer, and turned around to tell me she tried to install a program called "AVISUS" on it. AVISUS isn't even a real thing, but in the dream it was an online shopping program, something like Amazon, but you had to install it on your computer rather than just using it from the website. She had previously installed it on her own computer, only to find that it was a virus that cleared everything on it. But, she tried it on mine afterwards anyway, without waking me up to ask or anything. As I anticipated, my computer ate shit, and I lost everything on the hard drive. I got real angry about it and started yelling and shit, but my voice was very weak - it felt about the same as when you lose your voice in real life, and I was trying very hard to yell. My brother asked what happened from upstairs, and my mom went up there to answer him. I grabbed a tomato from the table next to me, and threw it at them from the bottom of the stairs, before waking up in reality.
I could shave the back of my neck
I dreamed about Windows 10 having a file browser with tabs :v:
Several dreams last night, but I'll just tell two in very short detail. First one was me being a zerg commander/lord building my underground zerg lair. Then there was also a couple of aquariums there and one of the aquariums had too many fishes and I had forgotten to feed them. Goddamnit, I have dreams about aquariums and my fishes so damn often, and they're always about me forgetting to feed them/clean the tank/refill with water. Second dream, me and some girl are out in the near empty streets which are being terrorized by dragons. We get on a bike and go down a road, but for some reason I stop to pick up some fireworks and light them up so all the dragons know where we are, so they found us pretty soon after and ate us. The dragons were pretty big, white, had mostly human faces with long bird beaks (kinda like toucans) and they ripped my arms out before I died/woke up from the pain. Cool stuff.
Something about furrys, not even joking. Was more of a nightmare, I wonder what it means.
I just had a weird one last night: I was on my way back home from something, Probably school or whatever. In the middle of the walk a girl came up to me (an older, taller one) started giggling and following me around while pulling my hair, itching me, blocking my way etc (basically being a pain in the ass) Then she saw a bigass fly or insect on the street wall. She looked at me laughing like a maniac and sent it on me. I began to freak out and try to get that thing off me but it kept coming back and latching on my hand. Instead, i ran away a few blocks away. A stranger came up to me and said "If you wanna get pass that troll go to one of the stores, it has a passage that leads to your house". Then i went to some shopping market and the clerk told me to take the old railway station while pointing to the basement. I was a bit scared because it was dark and probably had more giant insects but then i found out there's a whole abandoned (yet working) train station with a whole bunch of people in it, Including my family. And the weird part: The whole train ride was slow and we saw all the ruined tunnels and garbage from the window. We even came across a large pile of corpses and one of them asked me "Hey RzDat, how you doing?" while i replied "Not much, really" then he said something like "Be good!". Then the train stopped. The train operator said that in order to proceed, you must be bit by one of those large insects and showed us a bunch of creepy, big ones. I had no choice but to get bit by some nasty thin fly. It really hurt but at least i got to stay on the train. After the train reached its destination my family and i went to our house to continue our daily stuff. Then i woke up after i heard more giggling. EDIT: Also for some reason i can't stop listening to Echo Beach by Martha and the muffins after i woke up.
Copied from a chatlog with friend 10:21 - Bordellimies: I was at some league of legends type thing 10:21 - Bordellimies: like there was an update 10:21 - Bordellimies: I was in a room with some wizard guy who was either a hologram or a robot, but looked human 10:21 - Bordellimies: he explained something about the update and stuff 10:21 - Bordellimies: there was also a table, and a bird sitting there 10:21 - Bordellimies: the wizard gave me a small burrito-like piece of food, size of a candy bar 10:22 - Bordellimies: which had these small nuts inside 10:22 - Bordellimies: told me to eat some, and even suggested I try to knock the bird off the table by throwing a piece 10:22 - Bordellimies: so I did 10:22 - Bordellimies: then I moved to the next room, otherwise same room but instead of the old wizard guy there was a secretary looking woman 10:23 - Bordellimies: I knew there were some new achievements in the game 10:23 - Bordellimies: and some were probably hidden 10:23 - Bordellimies: so I tried doing different things to see if any would trigger hidden achievements 10:23 - Bordellimies: I went behind the woman and sqeezed her ass 10:23 - Bordellimies: she looked back at me, kinda flustered, then turned back and looked at the front as if nothing happened 10:24 - Bordellimies: I did it again but kept my hand on her butt, so she did the same thing agin, but now also brushed my hand off with her own 10:24 - Bordellimies: then turned back again and went "blank" again, like a NPC 10:24 - Bordellimies: I grabbed her tits from the behind as well, did some other stuff like that, poking around 10:25 - Bordellimies: then some other woman came in and started interviewing me 10:25 - Bordellimies: about what I did and what was the point of it 10:25 - Bordellimies: I was starting to tell "well there are these achievements and some are hidden so I tried getting some, etc etc etc." 10:25 - Bordellimies: but she said that the secretary wasn't a robot, but just an actor 10:25 - Bordellimies: and that I had groped a real woman 10:26 - Bordellimies: and was playing dumb, trying to ignore that fact 10:26 - Bordellimies: telling myself "no way she wasn't an npc" 10:27 - Bordellimies: so I kinda felt like I had made a fool out of myself no matter what I said or did :v 10:27 - Bordellimies: that's all i remember from last night, no other dreams
Taking selfie with Daryl & Tyreese from the Walking dead tv series :v:
I've been having a recurring dream in which I dream something that's apparently funny, then "wake up", and go to tell my little brother all about how hilarious and absurd it is, only to find out that it was "just a dream" and wake up. This repeats and repeats until I actually wake up. When I DO wake up I can't even remember the dream I wanted to tell my brother about. It's really frustrating.
Dream that executed criminals had escaped from hell and were causing all kinds of trouble in my city. I had to go around killing them again.
I had a dream that Apple acquired Android and merged it into iOS without telling anyone. I tried googling news about it and the autocorrect kept changing what I was typing. I threw a shitfit in the dream, then woke up, and then continued with the shitfit.
My dead grandpa had a brother named Jeff who looks just like Richard Dunn, and we were sitting and having a chat about WW2 when suddenly "Follow You Follow Me" by Genesis started playing.
Statues of animals became alive and started the apocalypse. Dream was spent fighting bronze bulls and bats and whatnot. At one point I noticed a gigantic Roc bird picking people up and dropping them from the sky, so I sneaked into the Roc's nest and took one of its eggs hostage. The Roc tried to pick me up regardless, but soon after "takeoff" I sliced the Roc's legs off with a sword, and I fell back down onto the nest and had a soft landing. There was a door with zombies behind it. They were cartoonish zombies, with bright green skin etc, not realistic zombies. Me and a priest had to kill the two zombies. Woke up soon after.
Rock Johnson and a group of five nigerian boys were trying to cause a terrorist attack. Weird fucking dream...
I dreamed I was in Battlefield 4 on some kind of boat, and I killed a teammate by smacking him in the side of the head with a log. This led to the rest of my teammates trying to kill me, so I jumped into the ocean and dodged bullets and rockets for like a full 5 minutes until some guy jumped in after me. I swam to another side of the boat and all of a sudden the game became Super Mario Sunshine and the boat became a beach. I went onto the beach and into some random swimming pool and it turned out these guys were still trying to kill me. So I said "What the hell, Super Mario Sunshine isn't a multiplayer game." And someone answered "Yeah, but you should try the multiplayer mods for Super Mario 64 and Super Mario RPG." Well, I mean, I know [I]one[/I] of those exists...
I was a sausage that could roll super fast and challenged some F1 racer but he still won
I was given one wish to have any power that I wanted. I chose the ability to Google anything but I would get whatever I was thinking of so I could just type in a single space or "asd" and it would work. I woke up after this, but it was 3AM so I went back to bed. The hip new fad was these little Tamagotchi-like devices except instead of raising a little pet you trained fighting game characters and level them up. Then you could use them in a game that totally wasn't MUGEN. I had three. [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter"]Ryu[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat"]Scorpion[/URL], and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waku_Waku_7"]Arina[/URL]
My father sold his villa to me. I decided to go inside and change so I could swim in the pool. Inside, there was a dinner party with my statistics lecturer and my family. The radio was on and we heard Obama say that he wants the peaceful life with his family but he would fail RoboCop if he gave up his presidency. I went upstairs and found my uncle playing a black and white game which played like Spyro 3 but had Disney's Alice in it. He even had an Alice toy. A monkey then stormed in and told me that it teamed up with the meme animals in producing a sitcom about my life. Apparently, they recorded every single bit of my life in secret.
Had a Dream I was flying an F-4 in Vietnam during the mid 60s, call sign Fox-2 I was the Pilot of the 2nd F-4 of the group of three. I remember just flying along our route, the RIO just made a joke about his wife. Shortly heard over the radio that the lead F-4 detected a Missile launch at it's twelve and deployed ECM. [I]"Fox 3 has a tally (Visual of launch), Take it down! (Dive down and attack the position)"[/I] Then suddenly the Radar Warning Receiver detected a launch, 1 second later we were hit by the missile I assumed was originally for Fox 1 but lost lock due to it jamming. I blacked out for moment and all I could hear was [I]"Fox 2 is hit! Bail Out Bail Out Bail Out!"[/I] followed by the sound of my RIO ejecting from the aircraft. As I came to I saw that my plane was diving down pretty fast. Struggling to do so I attempted to reach down and pull the eject handle but I couldn't reach it in time. When the plane crashed everything went to black and then I woke up. The worst thing about it was it almost went exactly like the event in this video. [video=youtube;G0kAJunnnGQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0kAJunnnGQ[/video]
I've been waiting for a response from someone for quite some time now, and I'm pretty excited about getting a response. I've dreamed two times in a row now, that I finally get a response, which turns out to be bullshit when I wake up :tinfoil:
A bunch of black hillbillies had heard the news that Eddie Murphy had died, and were discussing him. Plot twist: All the hillbillies were played by Eddie Murphy.
A guy called Kuzya decided to fit in by tying chains all over his face. He sat next to a guy who also had chains tied all over his face. They became friends and wrestled with each other. I couldn't find a bathroom in uni. Apparently, the admin thought that toilets are "so last-century". And finally, I was able to buy Gold Membership for $100. I was rejoiced...until I woke up.
I just had 2 dreams in a row where my house burned down, I hope they're not telling me something.
I could only remember part of it but it showed up a couple of times in the dream. I was in this temple like structure which was metallic bronze, standing at the top of a very long down sloped hallway inside the structure. I see a rectangular white stone block on the floor. It has some markings on the top. There is a square shaped hole which has similar markings on it, I drag the stone into the hole. Then I throw this ball that seems to be made of dough or something like that down the hallway and I jump onto my stomach and slide after it. Occasionally I see people peek out from random adjacent hallways connecting to the sloped one and they walk across to and from now and then.
I went Pigeon hunting, then I went on a sacred pilgrimage to some crystal temple where I had to place the prized kill. [editline]12th April 2015[/editline] Also I was the shit at hunting pigeons. 85% accuracy with a bolt-action rifle.
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