i saw the background and was hearing the music for postal 1's the city intro bit, and postal dude was giving a speech
what are you doing brain
[video=youtube;cCroZ-9QNQc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCroZ-9QNQc[/video]
i was in the castle basement trying to stop feudal danish people from escaping to modern day america via the bookshop. graeme base was doing a talk followed by a book signing in the bookshop and i saw my uncle dave there. the danish people escaped to make a new lives for themselves in the usa. i guess it was for the best but the king was still kinda peeved that they got away.
In the dream I found a couple of treasure chests from a sunken ship and brought it up onto my boat, which was an old galleon. There were coins inside the chests. Later on I tried attacking a castle on a small island, shouting orders like "Right guns fire!" etc with various weird ammunition types.
Also had a short sleep paralysis experience, almost got into a lucid dream from it. Basically after waking up at around 09:00, I laid on my back to go back to sleep and almost immediately the feeling of paralysis set in. A black mass/cloud was floating towards my bed and I head people talking, could not make out the words though, as if they made no sense. I became able to move my "dream arm" but the rest of my "dream body" (if you get my point) still felt paralyzed, and suddenly I heard my very own voice shout my sister's name right next to my left ear, which instantly startled me awake.
I had plenty of dreams last night, but I'll tell only the weirdest one.
I woke up in my old friend's room, feeling a bit tired. I wasn't sure why I was sleeping there, and why I was sleeping on the wrong side (my head was where the feet usually are). When I took a look around his room, I noticed there were a shitton of My Little Pony posters all over the room. Some were slightly lewd.
I tried to leave the room but when I opened the door I was shocked a bit. I could see the corridor, living room, kitched, everything be covered with generic furry posters, most of which were straight up porn. In some parts of the walls the posters were replaced with flat TV screens that played furry porn. My family was in the living room, seemingly not minding the furry stuff around there. Since it was getting late, my friend started shutting off some of the TV screens to conserve energy, but that still left the posters all around the place.
I think last night I had a dream that I was somewhere far from home, on a train that was pulling into a station near some sort of nuclear site. And my main thought was that I was gonna miss the Co-Optional Podcast again.
My friend got married at 23. I was celebrating with my robot Norman until I pulled a lever. Norman started chasing me throughout this huge building. I couldn't even stop and pee so I noclipped out of the building. I ran for the exit and somehow ended up in Hogwarts.
I dreamed that I was in WWII and I killed hitler with a small rock that I threw out of the window... Really weird.
I dreamed I was trapped in a zombie apocalypse video game where all the humans had a central base in like a hill/underground with food and supplies. You had to balance a hunger and thirst metre whilst also fending on the waves of zombies (stronger at night). You only had a weak calibre weapon to start with and you have to absolutely mutilate the zombies brain before they would stop coming for you. I kept getting caught out at night and getting trapped and saved at the last minute. You could find higher powered weapons in caches outside if you went far enough.
I kept forgetting and kept going out with the starting weapon. Then I'd forget to feed myself and almost die outside again.
My younger brother turned up several times and was a million times better at the whole thing than me so I ended up just bringing him food.
I dreamt about a video game. A dark, grungy nuclear apocalypse similar to Fallout 1 or Wasteland 2 with heavy 90's influence and military themes. In this world, the Nazis didn't win WWII, but they didn't lose, and by now, the world's lost everything, blown to bits, leaving behind an ever dark ash-filled wasteland. You play as a man as grungy and grizzled (girl also available) as they get exploring the wastes and the various settlements that have popped up from the corpse of the old world. In one of the settlements you visit, gossip is abound about freaks, insane, stringy and fast, but strong mutated people who now haunt the old military depots to the south. These freaks tend to keep to the military depots and it's obvious the depots are hiding something, and it's probably what did it to them in the first place. In any case, the depots are also full of shit tons of loot, but at this point, not many have the balls to go there. I dreamt that I had intended to enter in to these depots but passed them, and on my way back, what did I encounter but a god damned UFO. Unlike in Fallout 3, this UFO is completely pilotable and serves as your fast travel, being a huge asset to those who can get it. On my way back, I accidentally snuck in to a fenced off Nazi camp, revealing that they'd landed on the North American Wasteland. I snuck through, and accidentally ended up at the wrong end, a transport of some kind that takes you to 'Midway', an extremely late game area. After that, things get fuzzy, but I remember being in a dark, grungy, darkly lit by green lights bunker, as a Nazi who could not more clearly be the main villain showed me that they had discovered nuclear missiles, and figured out how to use them in such a way that when you were bombed you lived through most of the explosion and experienced it in an excruciatingly slowed down way, demonstrated by using one on a small room with one man in it, the blast apparently being contained inside.
And that's about as far as I remember. I think for theming, there's no better way to describe this fictional game I dreamt up than this track right here.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD0PAUEjB4g[/media]
Is it true that melatonin is supposed to give you weird fucked up dreams? 'Cause I take it a lot and my dreams have gotten a lot weirder over the past couple months. :v:
Dream that spanned multiple awakenings thorough the night. Too complex to explain properly but there was some proper inception shit going on, with me conducting diplomacy between civilizations that existed in multiple dream layers, and waking up from those layers into another and stuff like that.
One civilization was living in space on a gigantic space ship that was the size of a planet (no not the death star), another futuristic civilization was underground with huge, blazing white caverns and tunnels, and the third and final civilization was Earth-like except their world had a serious problem with hostile wildlife.
Over the night a lot of insane plot happened, the underground civ ended up evacuating to a completely different dream due to natural disasters, I kept talking with the underground king and the space civ's leaders for mutual cooperation, I saved the underground civ's leader's warrior daughter and ended up marrying her after a battle in the Earth civ's layer against a bunch of wild dogs, and there were multiple times where I woke up for real and just decided which world was best to go next to in order to continue the diplomacy and world-building, it was a night to remember.
I had a dream where I switched bodies with an old Asian dude and hung out with his wife.
As far as i remember. I had too dreams.
1: I had a nightmare about my pc going corrupt and taking over my house. Dunno why that was creepy but oh well.
2: I had a dream about me killing JB.
Then i woke up to notice nothing was real. :(
JB will get to live one more day.
I went to jail for some reason, but it was pretty serious. Anyways, my girlfriend also went to jail and somehow we ended up being in the same cell. They played movies into all of the cells via projectors, and I remember walking into the cell next to me and talked to one of the guys there. He had a nice beard. I went back to my cell, and made love to my girlfriend because the movie was boring.
Some normal dreams, and also a lucid dream (wake-induced) during the morning. Rose off my bed and floated through the window. There was a T-rex on my yard so I punched it so hard it flew to space. The surroundings were different than in reality, it was a futuristic city of some kind. I spent a while looking at all the skyscrapers, the lucid dream was extremely vivid and clear. I clapped my hands together and looked at them to stabilize the dream further. I then created a random button and pressed it, letting my brain decide what would happen. It made four planes fall out of the sky. I then fucked a random hot chick and woke up.
In the lucid dream there was also a newspaper about known plane accidents, one of them was "Flight 960" in 2017, let's wait and see if my dream's prediction comes true (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ
First dream of the night that I remember: I was playing a game where you suck up tokens using a vacuum and the tokens act as ammunition for a dozen different kinds of weapons. There were tokens all around the place, but ammo was spent quickly so you had to prioritize your strategy around finding time to collect ammunition tokens and when to fight enemies who were low on good types of ammo. This was very fun.
The dream morphed a bit into a game where I had to steal a key from my brother's fort. My fort was just a bunch of ruins made out of gigantic lego blocks, whereas my brother's fort was immense and kept evolving as I adventured inside. He also had numerous fake keys around the place so I decided to pick a random one and exit the game because I thought that my brother was just cheating.
Next up, I'm helping a younger version of my grandmother get unstuck from a chain fence. Her feet were pretty badly stuck but we managed to cut up some of the chain so she got out. When we're done with that, I noticed my feet have chainfence wire stuck on them: I try to ignore that and when I run down a very steep downhill, they act as skiis so that lets me go past everyone else a lot faster. I arrive near some old apartment buildings.
I notice a giant wolf is trying to eat me. I use the wires stuck on my feet as spring shoes and try to get on top of the apartment buildings, but the damn wolf can jump really damn high as well. Eventually I manage to get safely up on one building while the wolf can't.
Others are now coming here as well, the giant wolf is gone but there are normal sized undead wolves chasing others. We're trying to get into the apartment building from the stairwell on top, but an alarm sounds off when I try to kick the locked door in. The building tenants rush up wielding guns and ballistic vests. I find out that me and my original groups are ghosts from the past stuck in the future.
The building tenants help us get rid of the wolves and we decide to stick together. When I was away killing the wolves (including a barking and howling decapitated zombie wolf head), the area near the apartment buildings changed a lot: It is now overrun with jungle, and there are tents and shacks built on the nearby coast for us who don't have homes yet.
The apartment buildings had some odd dead plants stuck on them. They were gigantic flowers, similar to the rafflesia flower, but these also seemed to have maws in the center and many tentacle like vines all around holding them to the building. Looking at these flowers got me EXTREMELY anxious and scared, and I had to run away in fear of them coming alive and devouring me: Seriously, the flowers looked way scarier than most monsters I've seen.
There was another plant with large tentacles/vines sprouting from it, each tipped with a large spike. For some reason people had set up some of their tents near this thing and they just ignored it, mostly because it seemed to be frozen/hibernating.
Next, I found an old bearded guy studying a large tree which made an odd whistling sound, and after that I went to check out a large statue of Horus or something similar (man with eagle head). It was very large, had golden jewelry with sapphire gems and such on it, and didn't seem like it was made of stone, rather that it might have been a mech of some sort. We stood up on it and inspected the island, which looked extremely beautiful from the top of the statue/mech. I woke up very shortly after this, however.
Later on I had a dream where I was playing Enigma. Me and my team were on bottom lane trying to push towers, and more and more people kept joining both our push and their defence: soon it was all 10 players waiting for an initiation. For whatever reason, we were playing on League's Summoner's Rift, meaning there were bushes to hide in.
A fight started and I was still hiding in the bush, so I got a fantastic black hole on the enemies. We teamwiped pretty much.
Later on our pugna used black hole on two enemies, and I threw punches and such trying to kill them. The time was slowed a lot but it just made everything more intense. After the black hole ended, both enemies were alive (barely) and they escaped. What a shame.
Eventually I ended up buying a refresher and got two consecutive super good black holes.
I also figured out that it wasn't actually our Pugna who had used black hole earlier, but a Rubick who was simply disguised as Pugna. That explained how he was able to cast it.
I was browsing the Taste of Home community when I started laughing uncontrollably. I fainted, then the lights all went out.
Some famous actor was on stage near the city center and cracking jokes, a bunch of people were invited backstage with a lottery (including me) and we got autographs and stuff. I still don't know who the actor was
I was late to Luton University's lecture because the train was late and my mother and I had to go through a weird swamp to get to the university from the station.
The lecturer was my Corporate Strategy lecturer and she punished me, a robot mole and a badly dressed guy. We all had to go underground, which was a weird combination of Tomba's underground caverns and the crystal caverns from the Legend of Spyro.
The robot mole had a "cool idea" on how to get the job done and he hit the ground with his spade. The ground started to rumble and out of nowhere, the three Spyros appeared and started fighting against each other. We eventually managed to calm them down.
They all admitted that my lecturer wanted to get a Nobel Prize and so she captured the dragons for her own research. The voices were different to their original voices - and they said that was because my lecturer gave them voice modules from famous actresses.
Classic Spyro had an unknown (to me) actress's voice module but he reassured me that Mia White is very famous at the moment. The rest was a blur.
i was on the run from the police because me and a friend started a restaurant without licenses and made a ton of money.
they finally caught up to us and my friend tried to go turn himself in, but they killed him
so i tried to have a shootout with them but for some reason my gun wouldn't hurt them
so i killed myself with a machine gun, and i could feel all the bullets ripping into my head
then as i lay on the ground the cops were saying something like "damn, now we won't get that promotion" or something like that
idk what the fuck
18.4.2015
I was playing some Super Mario game on a handheld console. At the start it was pretty standard, but near the end of the level the background turned black and I saw the face of a gigantic spider appear there. When I turned back, the spider turned out to be a bat with 8 eyes. It sent hundreds of enormous bats after me but I made it out of the level. After that I noticed that I was playing the game on a NES controller which had a gameboy screen on it.
Later on in the dream, we were in my grandma's home, and I looked out the window to the nearby pond. I saw some pretty large pikes swimming there, and noticed there was an even larger one, but after a moment I saw that it wasn't a pike, but a gigantic octopus imitating a pike!
The octopus was enormous, the size of a motorcycle, and after it settled for its natural color, it was white near the suction cups and yellow on top, with orange stripes and spots. I called my family to come check it out, and everyone was surprised that there was an octopus swimming in the lake. We scared my little brother to stay away from it since it could have eaten my brother pretty easily.
After that I went away and my cousin followed me, insisting that he wanted to marry me when I tried to insist that I was not interested at all. I went to check the pond again and when I turned, the octopus was right behind us in the room. My cousin managed to jump past it but the octopus wanted to attack me so I grabbed a chair and tried to keep it away using that. I tried to pin it down on the floor so I could go past it but it was pretty strong and grabbed my leg.
I woke up after a while and noticed I was holding and pushing down my leg, as if that was the chair I had been holding in the dream. Pretty weird to wake up like that.
I had a two-layer dream a couple of days ago.
I dreamt a lot of really abstract shit i don't remember, then, I 'woke up' from that dream into another. I woke up in a messy, retro-futuristic version of my room.
I super glad since apparently I captured all of the previous dream on a dream recorder shaped like a Playstation 1, with a CD-rom spinning around inside containing my fucked-up dreams.
Dream where me and some friends wandered about a shopping mall, I remember putting 1€ into one of those slot machines that gave various toys inside plastic balls, I got the toy along with 4€ back because the machine was broken.
Later there was some bad plot about a guy that returned from hell as a grasshopper, and we did stuff and sent him back down.
There was a baby carriage, and I think they were spies or superheroes or something. Bottom line they were trying to trick someone and they were adult sized people in the carriage, and one of them decided to cross dress as a woman. Lost a lot of the details about a minute and a half after I woke up. It seemed kind of amusing though.
I was Vin Diesel and I was holding out against al-qaeda in my rl house.
It was pretty awesome
[QUOTE=Saxon;47557645]I was Vin Diesel and I was holding out against al-qaeda in my rl house.
It was pretty awesome[/QUOTE]
2 fast 2 haram
I was at school and being chased by a group of sjw's because I dissed them publically. They were all fat, female and were wearing flamboyant tumblr merchandise.
[QUOTE=SecretDuck;47550443]I was late to Luton University's lecture because the train was late and my mother and I had to go through a weird swamp to get to the university from the station.
The lecturer was my Corporate Strategy lecturer and she punished me, a robot mole and a badly dressed guy. We all had to go underground, which was a weird combination of Tomba's underground caverns and the crystal caverns from the Legend of Spyro.
The robot mole had a "cool idea" on how to get the job done and he hit the ground with his spade. The ground started to rumble and out of nowhere, the three Spyros appeared and started fighting against each other. We eventually managed to calm them down.
They all admitted that my lecturer wanted to get a Nobel Prize and so she captured the dragons for her own research. The voices were different to their original voices - and they said that was because my lecturer gave them voice modules from famous actresses.
Classic Spyro had an unknown (to me) actress's voice module but he reassured me that Mia White is very famous at the moment. The rest was a blur.[/QUOTE]
I came in to this thread and completely forgot about what the title was
This was the first post I read and I was like "huh that's a little strange, why would you drive through a swamp?"
It wasn't until you said you were a robot mole that it clicked :downs:
i wrestled with a strongish eight-legged rabbit and was covered in dirt and such nearly completely, then a stalker-style emission was happening and i covered myself completely and continued wrestling after it
also everyone was drinking stalker energy drinks and i wondered how everyone got them
then i realized i was in a zone-like place and got myself an artifact from around some anomaly then somebody woke me up
Was an astronaut on a colonization mission. Can't remember much details.
It's been a long time since I last took melatonin, going to have some trippy dreams tonight.
[QUOTE=Orkel;47564722]Was an astronaut on a colonization mission. Can't remember much details.
It's been a long time since I last took melatonin, going to have some trippy dreams tonight.[/QUOTE]
How much stronger/weirder do your dreams get with melatonin, and how much do you take it?
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