[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;47743104]I was browsing an online black market looking for food, scrolling through page after page of machineguns for sale, drugs and explosives. I found the most delicious hotdog imaginable, but then I realized I didn't have enough bitcoins. So I played a Doom deathmatch for bitcoins and started to rake them in. Then, suddenly, a Russian man with the username of Sergei contacted me and said "i suk ur dik 4 only 5 bitcoin, come get suky dik". I thought "Why not?" and proceeded to get my dick telepathically sucked through the internet. I was just about to order the most delicious hotdog when my fucking cat woke me up.[/QUOTE]
Shit son if I can get five bitcoins for sucking dream you's dick sign me up
My friend Max built a railway line between Newcastle and London. He boasted that it could mean people could teleport from Newcastle Central station to London Potters Bar station immediately.
So, I teleported to Potters Bar. I went to a cafe and got to know Billy Ray Cyrus. We talked about football and how ISIS should be destroyed, and he said bye to me once I reached the station.
The station was actually big, with tube trains running there. Oyster cards were still not valid at the station and I didn't want to get into trouble with my parents for paying £8 for a ticket, so I decided to take the train to the next stop and touch in my Oyster there.
Chris Pratt made me some spaghetti
I remember packing my bags from my holiday country home and coming back to my London apartment...and messing around in class with my now ex-friend Libby.
I got lost in a forest, got eaten by a bear, and when I woke up I was full of sweat. So I though the dream was true and that they killed the bear and put me in my bed again. Don't judge me...
Somehow I was in the middle of naval warfare in the middle of a lake, but none of the boats had weapons so everyone had to entirely rely upon boarding enemy vessels to fight. Apparently I had Hulk powers or something. When an enemy attempted to ram us head on, I smashed my fingers through their bow, ripped the enemy's boat in half, and threw both pieces aside. Also the boat I was on was the magic school bus... Pretty sure we won the battle.
I had a dream about my ex-girlfriend. I've had dreams about her every night for the past week, and I don't know what to do without her in my life.
I had a dream that the Soviet union invaded the US, and paratroopers landed onto a yard and shot up my house
Somehow I escaped to San Fransisco (all the way on the other side of the country) and witnessed it get nuked several times.
I think I became a Christian in my dream. I felt God!
I had a dream that I was in the world of skyrim in whiterun and a army of vampires came and tried to take it over. Its weird because I haven't played skyrim in like a year
I dreamt that I went on a flight with friends, and we spent the night in a hotel. I woke up before everyone else, put on a flannel shirt, and told everyone that I was now Mountain Ted because I had eaten Beer Bear Bacon.
I had a dream that i met some users from FP and steam that i occasionally talk too.
t'was very nice
I was teleported to alternate dimension using my oculus rift teleporter, asked my alternate universe verison of my crush out and got rejected
My subconscious is trying to tell me something I think
Had a nice dream.
Went to college.
Was asked by somebody to go to airport and collect their friend who is girl.
I find out that girl is a popular porn star (forgot name)
For some reason my college is 1 km high out of sudden.
I get into this 1 km high building elevator and start going down.
Dream ends.
Fml, didn't get to meet porn star.
I have only vague recollections of my dream. I dreamed that like climax of a season of Legend of Korra involved getting jelly beans or something like them and I complained that is was stupid (I don't have a favourable disposition towards Legend of Korra) then I was in the show and I casually ate the jelly beans cuz I don't give no shits. Then my dream became Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow.
I had dream last night, that I can remember, was rather massive and strange. It started out with me playing pool in some basement, and then losing my pool cue. I spent forever wandering around trying to look for it, but their seemed to be some party going on and I had no luck. Eventually, I figured out that some mean and huge (like 250 pounds) female had something to do with it, when the dream segued into some weird chase sequence, where I was running from these 4+ people that looked identical to eachother, and I would see them chasing me from a fixed point, set to music and perfectly choreographed. There was some explanation that made sense to me at the time for why these people were after me, but I have no idea what that was now.
I got my ass handed to me by someone who doesn't even exist.
Let me explain.
I was dreaming about being in some odd building, looking for materials for a school project. I think we were building miniature airships. Not important.
There were about 5 guys with me in the building, as well as 2 old ladies. We weren't necessarily all in a group, we were just all there.
One of the old ladies was going through a sliding doorway. One guy shut the doors on her as she was going through, hurting her old person shoulders.
Someone asked "dude wtf" and he said "She said she was fast and stealthy. I guess not." Fucking edgy piece of shit.
So I tried to kick him. The first problem is, sometimes when I try to do anything that takes effort in my dreams, such as shouting or fighting, I'll also do something similar in real life. For instance, there have been several times where I've dreamt about kicking someone and I've woken up to find the sheets crumpled in such a way to show that I kicked in real life. There have also been several times where I've woken myself up shouting at dream people.
For some reason I tried to do one of those backward kicks you see in martial arts. I did take tae kwon do for a while, even if it was several years back since I last did anything. The second problem was that I was sleeping on the side of the bed, facing the middle. So my kick went off the edge of the bed.
The third and final problem is that momentum was preserved. My kick ended up making me fly off the side of the bed. I woke up in midair, right as I came off the bed, then I fell and hit the ground.
I got beaten so hard in a dream that it threw me into reality and hurt my physical body.
I had a dream where I was a master of the Voice (like Skyrim) and I was defending a girl from assassins, who were also masters of the Voice. Set in modern times at a beach. As the plot was thickening and I was fighting the final assassin, I woke up.
I need to take a break from playing Skyrim.
I was looting houses during WW2, fight broke out over a half of water melon and I left it and fled.
That's what happens when only games you play all day are gta v and witcher 3.
Though I don't understand how WW2 ties into this.
Dream where my Facepunch account somehow got hijacked and I was trying to figure out how to reset my password. But because it was a dream, it was obviously near impossible, there was pure machine code running on my monitor that I was trying to understand and the hardware was emitting smoke and shit like that.
ok i never remember my dreams/not sure if i actually dream most nights but last night was really fucking vivid
it was really fast but i remember seeing my friends having a pretty intense argument with some shady looking guys and i step in to try and help my friends. argument keeps getting heated and then threats start flying. i turn around to say we should all walk away and when i turn back one of the shady guys has a machete and takes a swing at me and cuts off my legs a few inches above the ankle. all i remember next was seeing myself from an outward perspective in a bed with bandages around my legs, my feet were somehow attached again, and i was screaming in agony
then i wake up and wonder what the fuck just happened
i never remember dreams/nightmares so this really caught me off guard
I dreamed about a friend.....
I don't like telling about when I dream about people that I know....sometimes they come true, and it bothers me.
I've had two dreams each occurring one night after the other. Curious as if they mean anything at all to be honest.
First night I was walking home, getting the bus back and I met this girl right before I got on it. We start talking find out we have alot in common, we start getting playful and then we kiss shortly afterwards. Then before I know it I catch her doing the same thing with another man, and I know that there is no going back. It was also at this time I noticed her face on a sign calling her out as a con in some bizarre plot twist.
Second night (Last night in other words) I dreamt I met this girl in college (Wasn't a college I recognised though) and yeah I started to develop feelings for her then we had an exam. She finished before me, walked out and that was it. She seemingly vanished without a trace, I tried to find her only to discover that she had packed her bags and left without telling me beforehand, was told by folks that they had no idea where she was for sure but it was either North Yankton or Belgium. Felt fucking distraught to be honest, because I knew I would almost certainly never see her or hear from her ever again.
I feel my mind has toying with me these past few nights.
Most of my dreams these days are about flying. I literally do not dream about anything else.
I hopped into the plane and taxied out to the runway to do the run-up, but the battery master and altrenator switches in the cockpit had changed from this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RAP68Jn.jpg[/IMG]
to this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aZkZNbG.jpg[/IMG]
I was thoroughly confused, and when I kicked the tach up to 2000 RPM as standard procedure, the engine shut off. At this point, I had remembered I had not set the brakes, so I was sticking out on the runway a little bit. I tried restarting the engine, but since I now had 3 battery switches and 3 alternator switches which I had punched out of pure panic, I had no idea what I was doing. My instruments were all spinning around on the dash and I sat there for 5 hours trying to restart the damn engine. After dicking around for a while I just got out and called a taxi back to the hangar and called it a day
[editline]24th May 2015[/editline]
After waking up I was so relieved that it was just a dream since I'm supposed to go for my checkride soon
[QUOTE=slayer20;47715336]nsfw dream
[sp]I had a dream I was about to take a shower with some girl, but then I slid my penis between her thighs and she started "dripping" all over it. It was hot as hell.[/sp]
But then I woke up.[/QUOTE]
You'll get your chance some day.
Had a dream that the concept of power in the world was linked to playing cards. Aces had almost godlike powers while the lower social classes were 8-10s and so on.
In the dream, I stole my city's only Ace card, and participated in the search for it while trying to hide that fact that I was the culprit from everyone. We searched stores, and libraries and everything. The card was in my shirt's breast pocket all that time. Eventually I ran outside and used the Ace card's powers to jump to the sky and flew away from the searchers. Successful card heist.
I was a ticket seller and I kept selling Virgin Trains tickets.
After my shift, I encountered a bear in the woods who warned me to stay away. It ate a young explorer in front of me and started to walk away.
Then, I stayed over at my friend's house in Leeds. He told me that boasting to girls that you have a big toilet works every time. He then asked me about Dana and Nicole.
"Sorry," I heard myself say, "I haven't seen them since they went into the woods."
My friend blinked and said, "Well, at least I'll have my Zoey boo-boo!"
In my dream I was a teenage girl for some reason, and surprisingly I was used to it. I was heading to some kind of mall (it barely looked like the one I go to in real life) alone. As the dream progressed I noticed I was wearing knee-high black and red striped socks, mary jane shoes, a black pleated skirt, a white buttoned shirt, a necktie, jumper and blazer. Basically, I was an anime schoolgirl. After a minute of walking I bumped into an NCR veteran ranger - I had been drawing one yesterday - and he coughed loudly as if I was some kind of nuisance. Don't remember much after that but it ended with me buying that giant magnet from Breaking Bad.
Last night I had a dream about traveling to a place and discovering a family that I instantly began to relate with. They had a lot of kids and all of their faces I vividly remember, from someplace. She was older than me but I knew the first time I was with her in the dream that she was the one who would make me feel different. Then it was like a decade seemed to pass and memories that I shared with her flew past me. It felt like all of them happened so fast and washed over me like a new tide. There is one image in my mind of her young face looking directly at me and her hand in mine but when I look up again after adjusting my grip her face is older and I fade to another time. The dream takes a twist and the shadows gather around me and guide me to the memory of losing her. It was like we both understood what was happening but unaware of what was yet to come. No tears were shed or fight broke out. Just the few steps that I could see of you walking away and my hand falling to my side from losing her grasp. I am now in a parallel time that seems as though I am constantly spinning and the rest of the world around me is passing by me like cars driving past on opposite sides of the highway. But then I stop and the smoke from around me dissolves and dissipates into nothing and a solid white flash brings me into a new event. I am back from someplace to somewhere that seems familiar to me. The people I hope to see I am almost positive are dead, dying or unrecognizable. But they aren't and feelings are brought back when I know I may see her again. Her siblings ask me questions but I cannot clear my mind into providing my whole self into the answers. I am elsewhere. I wonder what she may look like and if she still is who she is.
She is there and I see her face but I don't know how to react and what to do. I am brought back to a different time but stand in the current situation and the words we say to one another seem like echoes shooing away any other distractions.
I was in school when suddenly I saw Barney cutting in half the principal with a chainsaw...
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