I had a very realistic dream where I broke my phone. I woke up to say "fuck my phones broken", even
Was in some futuristic underground robot factory. I suddenly turned invisible. I then tried to escape to the surface. Humanoid guard robots could sense movement, so whenever they came close I had to stop completely still. At one point one of them sensed me for a second, and its hand opened into a beam cannon that pointed at my face, almost touching it. But it then decided it was a false alarm, and walked away.
I arrived to the lobby at the surface, but there were police coming in. The doors only opened when the police came in, so I had to wait for the moment right beside the doors (which were transparent glass) and managed to successfully sneak outside right as another patrol rolled in.
It was night outside. It was some kind of alternate universe, similar to ours but there were minute differences in design and feel. The starry sky was beautiful. The moon was different, it went across the sky a lot faster than ours, and had lights on it (presumably moon cities)
The city had a near-future look, nothing outrageous like flying cars, but more like 2030. There were some cars at a nearby parking lot, which I took a look at. They were similar to high-end cars we have today, but had more sharp angles and lights.
Two cars had their manufacturers written on the hood in beautiful cursive font. Not Toyota or Ford, but instead one of them was made by "Suffler", and another was made by "Boffenwaffen"
I wrote them down right after waking up, since any kind of text in dreams is always brain-generated comedy gold.
[editline]2nd June 2015[/editline]
I'd definitely drive a Boffenwaffen
For whatever reason I was in the middle of a war and I got captured by Russians, who then conscripted me into their army.
I couldn't speak any Russian and some Drill Sergeant Doucheloяdski yelled at me in space runes. Judging by his red, veiny deformed face, he was not even an inch away from propelling his meaty fist towards my face in order to establish shitty military conditions. So, naturally, I dropped my pants and punched him in the dick to establish complete social retardness. I soon found myself running away from an entire battalion of Slavs yelling obscenities, all while my dick was flopping around. The hallways were endless and mooks in military uniforms poured out of nowhere. Soon I sort of realized I could just end this shit right here and somehow "flew away" and woke up.
It seems whenever I find myself in danger in dreams, I always remember that I can escape from it by just waking up.
I was on the train to Cambridge and the train was just going to leave when a guy asked the driver if he had the right ticket.
One ticket said "Wembley Stadium".
The driver shook his head.
Another said "London City Airport".
The driver again shook his head. He dropped him off at East London, somehow.
I had to unclog a toilet and then I googled some old PBS Kids show that didn't actually exist.
What a shitty dream.
I remember having a dream where I cried of happiness (and woke up crying), but I don't remember any details other than that the reason was something completely made up by the dream. Something that has no relation to my real life whatsoever.
I had a small-ish villa on stilts and there were three guys just swimming in the water.
I asked them to play some music and they played "Waves" by "Beach Vacation". While they were still playing the song, I put in some cheat codes to get rid of them.
I had dreamt I was a smurf running from Gargamel, except Gargamel was a just steam roller bludgeoning a forced to death. Jon Hamm was also a smurf who kept trying to touch my cooter. Strange.
I was an actor in a horror B-Movie about a really big cobra and a dog.
I've been drinking Niquill recently to get over my sore ass throat and it's led to some weird ass dreams. Maybe the weirdest happened last night.
What I remember was I was in the Archer universe and had to investigate the agent Ray Gillette, who recently has been having a gay relationship with Lysandre from Pokemon. I went to his house and all I can remeber besides that was, hiding in his bathroom, Lysandre blackmailing and/or threatening me, and a car chase on a street.
[t]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/c/c7/XY_Lysandre.png/316px-XY_Lysandre.png[/t]x [t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/archer/images/0/02/RayG.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/1000?cb=20140525143703[/t] OTP
I had a dream that I broke into some guy's house and started going through his stuff. When I went upstairs, I peeked through the door, and there was a woman walking around, so I turned around and tried to run away before I got caught, but I fell down the stairs.
I dreamed I was babysitting James Franco and Sacha Baron Cohen's "Gayby".
This is what I get for watching Bruno and the Roast of James Franco right before bed.
Had a Dream I was roaming the Desert wastelands. Only had my mutt of a dog, a 4 Wheeler, and my Grandpa's Old 22 lr. Revolver. We slept on top of an old abandoned train and then continued to roam.
I remember this playing as we drove across the desert.
[video=youtube;i8K0sW8GX-4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4[/video]
I came across some locals and began to socialize with them, they were a family just swimming in a nearby river and seemed friendly enough. The dream ended around there.
First one that I can recall was quite odd. Apparently myself and a bunch of friends (who happened to be Asian women?) were trying to go see a football game (I don't even like football). But none of us reserved tickets so we had to go into this really shady, run down, industrial looking building. Up a bunch of stairs, round a few corners, and there it is, a booth to buy tickets. The vendor was a bald, bearded man, of old age, and quiet. After buying my ticket and realizing that none of my friends had followed me I turned around to go get them, I over hear the stadium blaring next door, the game was about to start and my heart was pounding. I must go find my Asian companions and lead them to get tickets! Realizing that they never even left the car with me I rushed back to the car to find them all in the trunk ([I][B]???[/B][/I]) and they were trapped. It got weirder here, instead of opening the trunk I opened the car doors and they started tearing through the back of the car where the seats should be. Out they struggled and climbed to make it through the flaps of the upholstery. It started raining and for some reason I felt really stressed and woke up.
The next one I could remember was myself running to a car in the middle of the road in a forest. I heard a gunshot while strolling around outside and rushed to the vehicle that oddly seemed to be mine. Inside I find my girlfriend, she was shot in face, above the left eye, above the nose. It didn't disfigure her, there was just a small, pencil width hole into her head and it wasn't bleeding either. I couldn't think of anything to do other than hold her and run my fingers through her hair, whispering things into her ear. During the dream it felt so real and after having an argument with her the night before I felt terrible. I woke up covered in sweat and felt sick. All day I've been wanting to see her but she has been out with family for her mom's birthday. Cannot wait to see her tomorrow...
Sorry that it was lengthy, but I can usually remember my dreams' details quite well and have odd dreams like this a lot. Forgot this thread was around and may post around here more.
I was walking in the Wasteland and suddenly people started attacking me for no reason. I noclipped onto the world's largest soup pot and waited it out.
Then, I was in Morrowind's Gnisis and I found some interesting books under a large dining table. I noclipped slightly into the ground until I was not detected and I started going through the books.
Titles included "I Love White", "The Golden Barracuda" and "How to Obtain Gold if No-one Sells It To You". They all had this weird rune on the cover.
Had a dream about metal detecting on a beach and finding 7000e worth of gold jewelry. :(
My dreams are so ridiculously fucking weird and abstract that I can never figure them out even if I do manage to remember them.
Oh right I just remembered. There was one dream where for some reason, I was pulling out a rope from inside my dick. It was apparently a rare medical condition where my bladder would fill up with rope and I had to periodically pull it out through my dick. It was an annoying dream.
I dreamed my best friends little sister was kidnapped by terrorists and forced to do heavy drugs. I then woke up and fell back asleep and dreamed I was super pissed at my little brother for screaming curse words in church. My dreams are weird.
I dreamed that my face fell off, and I picked it up, turned my face to... uh... face me... and it started to talk to me. It told me a lot of things I just know subconsciously that I should've remembered because it was apparently very important.
I also dreamt I was watching a rerun of the Conan O' Brian show on NBC, and he suddenly turned with a total serious expression on his face, which is unusual on Conans show, and begun talking to me through the TV.
I remember logging onto Facepunch, checking out the Ticker and seeing the thread title "Facepunch Wiki: Cat Dog Wheelbarrow". Its forum was the GMF.
I dreamt my mum let a homeless guy come and live in our house. He was really fucking weird.
I was in my parent's car when some woman on a boat came and stole it. She connected the car to the boat and dragged it along the lake, until at some point she suddenly was on the driver's seat and we were on the road instead of the lake. I chatted with her, and she didn't seem too bothered to have a passenger in the car she stole. Seemed like a nice lady, even if a thief.
Okay, so this dream started with a relatively normal day at school, it was supposed to be the last day, so the teachers didn't really give a shit if we went to a different class instead of our normal ones. Around the end of my graphic arts class, I decided to go down to the cafeteria so I could go grab something to eat. When I was on my way back with my tray, other people were coming with as well, though, at the time, they were walking. A couple seconds later, I don't know how, it was a dream, so it doesn't really matter, fucking Necromorphs from Dead Space had broken into the school, It had become third hour at that point, so I fucking dropped my tray and sprinted from the hall to my class. One of my classmates recognized me through the door, then attempted to close it behind me, only for another student to try and get through the door too. We tried forcing it closed, because we didn't want to chance a Necromorph coming in after him. He forced his way through, but we closed the door behind him. Seconds after that, one of his friends came through the classroom's second door, with the same thing happening of someone trying to force it shut. Before anyone else could come in, I pointed out the third door that, thinking about it, didn't actually exist on the real version of the school. Anyways, the two guys started going on about their friend who was trapped in the bathroom, and they wanted our help. This, being what it was, and how more or less everyone in the room had seen a zombie movie, we all said fuck that, saying they could go and take their chances. Bit of a dick move, but whatever. We had to force them out of the classroom, and my teacher, who was my Geometry teacher instead of my Biology teacher, locked the doors after we forced them out. I woke up right after that.
I had a decent dream, it involed food.
I tasted the nicest cheese burger in the world and then for some reason became famous for it because of how well i rated it, and then my job was to go to random places and rate their burgers.
Went to my bed dead tired at 4 AM. Had an instant wake-induced lucid dream about 10 minutes later. Felt like I was sinking into an ocean. Took a deep breath since I knew I could breathe underwater, and swam upwards. I heard extremely vivid audio/noises of splashing water. Broke through the surface of the ocean and there was a night sky. A huge whale also surfaced right next to me and it made a "Woo hoooo!" sound which startled me awake. Was a very interesting experience.
This wasn't last night but I would like to note it here for the future. I went with my friends to a party outside of the city, and when we went back home it was sunny (since we stayed there all night) and I went back riding a bicycle. Apparently there was some kind of festivity in town and I had to take a pee, as well as one of my friends so we went to a park but for some reason I started using a 3d maneuver gear to travel through the park. Nothing special but kinda funny.
Remember having a final celebration with people in the Russian "Univer" sitcom. There was a final lecture as well, but no-one showed up, not even me.
And something about me saying that after uni, I would actually be the "only guy in a speedo".
It was like a sitcom intro for an inbred hillbilly family. they were mostly naked and deformed. they kept trying to do the most disgusting shit possible and I don't really want to relay what happened. odd dream in all honesty.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;47939633]It was like a sitcom intro for an inbred hillbilly family. they were mostly naked and deformed. they kept trying to do the most disgusting shit possible and I don't really want to relay what happened. odd dream in all honesty.[/QUOTE]
The Beverly Hillbillies Have Eyes?
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