• What did you dream about last night?
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Just got up from a weird dream, I better post it while its fresh. I dreamt I was play a weird WoT Tournament in real life, but all of a sudden as I won, the host disappeared. I got out the vehicle and found a weird cross between a jetpack and a hand glider. I took it for a spin and traveled across the british country side. I soon landed in a totally different area in the woods where I encountered some wild foxes. They seemed to belong to a weird butler fellow. While on the floor one of the foxes were growling at me and ready to bite. To counter this, I physically pretended to show no fear and a level of dominance, kinda like a weird recreation of that scene from Jurassic World. I successfully calmed the fox down and was taken to the butlers manor before finally waking up. Dreams are so damn trippy.
I was at a fancy restaurant and at the table next to me were a bunch of porn stars and Jeremy Clarkson was sitting with them like a playa, he got up and went over to my table to shake my hand.
I dreamed that Tom Preston/Andrew Dobson joined the MLaaTR: Rebooted production crew I'm working with currently. Oh god, how bad would it be if it actually happened?
I was in some house, went outside and saw one of my friends (girl) with her friend (also girl) sitting in car learning to drive, for some reason I ended up in bar but apparently bar was out of alcohol (all sold) so I went home. At my door - there was donkey standing, he saw me and charged at me and I thought he will bite me. Then I woke up, I am scared of donkeys now.
I was smoking a cigarette while doing an English exam outside surrounded by Down syndrome patients, one of which had no heartbeat.
I was dating Deadpool. It was going really well actually. I woke up pretty happy. Now I just feel awkward and confused.
Had a dream that I was in the Army back in 93 Somali. Me and my squad in a Humvee were going to a small town known for not having any sort of automobiles. We some how managed to run out of gas en route, and we couldn't walk back home because fuck that I ain't getting shot. Skinny patrols started showing up here and there and one of my guys had some fuckin grade A macgyver plan. Earlier on we found 2 SPG-9s (73mm Recoiless rifles) with a bunch of HE ammo so what we did was push the humvee in front of the guns, wait for the dudes to come up to our scoped out ambush point, and then push the humvee out of the way and fuckin ambush the shit out of them. This worked and they eventually stopped sending guys thinking that god had struck them or some crap like that. We were rescued the next day, my dream ended right around when the crew chief turn towards me and said "ey b0ss" who turned out to be fucking Pink Guy.
My friend Jenya gave my classmates free computer parts. I managed to get 32GB of RAM. Then, we were in class and two Victorian teachers didn't let us go for a few hours already. Apparently, somebody wrote a story about pouring cat and dolphin blood over her body so she could go through the Magical Volcano of Titbust. I heard myself swearing at the teachers. They eventually let us go and some of us went to a gym that was supposed to be for anyone 55+, but these rules were not enforced. In fact, there were only young people in the gym.
In the dream, there was a famous blacksmithing family living as my neighbors, and I ended up marrying the family's daughter after she gifted me an insanely cool futuristic android that she had crafted. Also another dream where I found out that inside my closet, there was a hidden compartment with super expensive/rare food and booze.
My sister and brother in law dropped me off in town for a meeting I was supposed to go to. After setting up the plastic chairs and pots and pans I had brought along outside in the driveway, I went into the building and found out I was in the wrong place. So I hurried back out but couldn't find that bit of paper with the meeting info. So I used some persons car to sort out my suitcase and emptied the years worth of old sandwiches and crackers into the back seat, then apologised to the family of the car, who all had just one eye. So I resigned myself to the plastic chairs.
Before bed I watched a video compilation of broken bones fail Surprise surprise my wrist gets fucked up bad in my dream and I could even see a bit of bones popping out
Me and two other people, who seemed to be some sort of scientists, were being chased by this zombie thing, it was like a horror movie. The thing looked like cross between a [URL="http://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/2009/02/complete-guide-to-left-4-dead/smoker.jpg"]smoker[/URL] and a [URL="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/2/23/Liker.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100720153218"]licker[/URL], and it could speak. It kept saying things like "aw come on let go already, I'll find you no matter what." You know that thing you do with an enemy in a game where you're on two opposite sides of a table or something, but neither of you wants to come to the other sides? I did that with the monster. I remember running and hiding some more, and seeing the two scientists hide in some cryogenic chambers futurama style. I come across a staircase, and then I suddenly had a shotgun. I fired the shotgun a bunch at the creature, but it didn't damage him at all, and he just kept shuffling towards me. I ran down a nearby staircase, but I never actually went down any farther, and was in the same spot no matter how fast I ran. I decided the only way out was to shoot myself. I shot myself in the head with the shotgun...but I was still alive. Suddenly a mirror was in front of me, and a big chunk of my head was gone. Somehow, in real life, my head felt a little itchy v:v:v. I shot myself in the head again, and everything went white. I was suddenly at some family's picnic. I started walking around, but then I started crying, and didn't stop. Everything was a white hue, and I couldn't interact with my dream anymore, I was just walking and crying in several made up dream locations. Basically, I was a really sad ghost. I continued my cry-walking until everything faded and I woke up.
I was living in a peaceful hideout until the Enclave got in and destroyed it. Tyrion Lannister and Jonas (from The Giver) helped me to escape. We ended up living together in a nice Mediterranean villa for the rest of our lives.
Another planet suddenly appeared in Earth orbit. Every time it passed over us, the gravity was reversed due to the other planet being larger. There was an effect like a pillar of orange dust that swirled like a tornado, at the very center of the gravitational anomaly. We had to take cover inside bomb shelters when the planet approached, since we would get sucked up otherwise. It also had a negative effect on buildings, like ripping off halves of skyscrapers which would then fall back down onto us when the planet continued its orbit. Eventually we used the gravity to fly to the other planet, and found out it was controlled by aliens which teleported their world in orbit on purpose. We began operations to stop them, but I woke up soon after
I was at a thrift store with a friend when I notice a shit load of CDs with similar designs on the side. I take one and it's Doom, the Chocolate Doom source port, and a map pack taken from Doomworld. There were several CDs like that, as well as just bootleg copies of a bunch of other PC games all for 39 cents each. Next to those were a bunch of knockoff controllers and PSP clones. I look to my friend and say to him "Only a fucking idiot buys this crap, and I'm a fucking idiot." and start looking for bootleg copies of games I played when I was younger.
I had a dream I was in another TV series, but it was so old the tape was a little bad so it had the very VERY old look to it! It was on BBC in the 90s and I was in the 90s watching it as a child. I saw my 19yr old self portray a 21yr old detective in a show called Detective Sorenson. The car I had with me was a 1985 Ford Sierra, which was just in blue and every other car I saw were older. It appeared to be the Pilot episode, where Sorenson was on his first shift around several towns.
I had a strange dream where there was this huge war with Pokémon and humans going on, and the humans were losing horribly. But, the Pokémon talked and used firearms. Some international organization called the Elite Marine Military(or something like that) was what trained, housed, and armed all the human soldiers. I was a member of the EMM and there was some huge battle in Moscow that I took part in. I killed about 10 Pokémon with my M4A1 Carbine before getting shot in the face with a sniper rifle. It then cut to all blackness and started playing Il Silencio and showed pictures of me beginning from when I was a baby to me in my early 20's. Then I woke up. I started laughing pretty hard afterwards. I don't even regularly play nor care about Pokemon, so I found it weird that I had a dream like that.
I dreamed that I was a girl [sp]it wasnt too bad[/sp]
One of the most fucked up dreams I remember is going through my school locker, into a mirror-world/room, with a mostly naked Santaclaus. [editline]23rd June 2015[/editline] The Santa was inside, that is.
That Hertfordshire University had a campus in Potters Bar and its only cafe served beans on toast, maybe with cinnamon if you were lucky. Then, my friend and I caught the train to Edinburgh. There was one old man who was ranting about Islamic State, claiming it wouldn't happen in his childhood.
Okay this is a bit of a long one. I was invited to a work lunch, and upon arriving at this guys house we sat down around this table, on which was dishes of food. You could just help yourself. I took some sausages then stood up and went around the corner to get some bbq sauce. When I got back I sat in the same place which had now turned into a self service buffet (a restaurant). There was now a lot of people crowding around me. Suddenly a guy behind me (who I used to work with, Andre) started shouting at me, that I was sitting in the wrong place. Then one of my co-workers took my hand and led me to a proper table. Then I got up again to get more bbq sauce. I passed Andre and expected him to apologise, he did not. On the way I noticed some chicken for sale on the shelves. The place has now turned into a supermarket. I couldn't find the sauces so I decided to just get some chicken. By now the place resembled a large department store with super tall isles and tons of people. At one point I held a rolling isle to push through the crowd. Then one of my slippers fell off and a kid ran off with it. I tried to chase him but his family was too fast. So I kept walking for ages, and then when I turned around the church was way behind me and I was on a road. That's right, the restaurant was now a street market and I was a mile away. So I started my journey back. On the way back some schoolkids ridiculed me for wearing socks, waving one slipper around and wearing some stupid backpack. Finally back at the church, I wondered if my workmates would still be at my table. In the foyer I met another previous workmate and asked him where to go. He tried to tell me something but the background noise was so much I couldn't hear him. He mimed taking something out, turning it over and putting it back. Then I woke up. TL;DR: dreams where your environment changes suck.
I think I dreamed of an HD remake of Deus Ex last night. I have no idea why.
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i dreamt i was in Prison only for 2 weeks for having gay porn on my computer. And going to prison, a rumour started going around that i killed a whole lethal mob for killing my family which is the reason that i was only there for 2 weeks and not years because this mob were on the "shoot to kill" list. People were scared of me and i had these hulking guys kind of as my bodyguards but then i met this like 30 y/o big guy, who was a hacker, who knows the real reason why im in there and knew i was gay and he was like "if they find out the real reason your in here and that you're gay, you're going to be the ultimate prison bitch for everyone." So i asked him not to tell anyone and we ended up becoming friends. I jumped to my release day, everyone was saying bye to me and i find out the 30 y/o guy was being released to. And as my boyfriend came to pick me up, the guy got in the car and threatened to shoot my bf if he didn't leave because he fell inlove with me. Then i woke up. I was so confused and found it hilarious. Been watching too much Orange is the New Black.
I dreamed that I was in some super action packed Michael Bay-directed movie with all the explosions where I was the main character :v:
I dreamed there was a third instalment of the Death Note anime, but Kira had to fight a villain with a heart made out of nano-machines.
I dreamt that I walked into a walmart, and for some reason, there was an IHOP in the walmart. I went into the kitchen and made some pancakes, and brought them out to some friends sitting at a bar. I sprinkled some unknown drug on the pancakes, and ate the pancakes with my friends. Everything turned a white hue, old cartoon music was playing, all english turned to japanese, and everyone's legs starting spazzing out. I looked at my friend, whose body was gone, and he shouted "WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME!?" Then I woke up. I told my friends about this and now they think I want to feed them roofie pancakes. :pwn:
That I published my diaries, my wife was a tall black woman, it took 10 minutes to go from Coventry to London Paddington Knoward and the train driver was the Pregnant Man.
I don't remember the whole dream, but there was a part where I was in some woman's house when a bunch of people barged in, pointing guns, and saying they're from the weather channel and came to arrest us or something. The woman who lived there pulled out a gun too. It was pretty much one of those scenes you see in movies, where everybody points guns at each other and argues without shooting, until she somehow proved they couldn't do shit.
I was in this really cool summoning game. Monsters popped up everywhere and I had to use video-game-like combat to defeat them. I realized it was a dream and tried to pork some girls but there were too many monsters.
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