• What did you dream about last night?
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Apparently I had an aunt Beatrice who died from a heart attack. I only managed to speak to her once. It was just an excuse for my family to party, mostly. I also was in a triad relationship with a tall blonde Russian woman and a blond guy. It was when I was exiting the "funeral", when I went lucid. The Mediterranean seaside town started to turn into a post apocalyptic desert settlement, then into an English countryside town. The Metropolitan Line apparently went to Green Park for some reason.
I taught my dad to play my guitar. I explained my typical Em7 open tuning to him, and noticed that the guitar played better than it should have...
I literally just played Fallout NV in my dream. I've been hopped up on it for the last few days . Then after waking up and nodding back off it switched over to my HS homeroom. This cute girl I liked made some really out of character remark that I sadly can't recall.
In my dream I encountered a samurai mantis lady who gave me the choice of either getting a blowjob or having my face eaten. Let's just say it didn't turn out to be a nightmare.
I've had an idea for a radio play series for some time now. However I haven't really gotten around to writing anything for it. Last night I had a dream where I made it, but put absolutely no effort or emotion into it. The whole thing was terrible, and disgusted anyone who listened to it, but I just didn't care enough to do anything about it. Probably a call from my subconscious telling me to get off my ass and start making something before it's too late.
Well I had 2 I wrote in my dream journal. One I was at college, I was going to be late for class and I forgot to get something. I never knew what it was in the dream but it was important enough for me to go home. I then got scolded by my mother for having mostly Ds and Cs. 2nd one I was at some airfield waiting to shoot down some helicopter before it took off. (wtf) The heli had no rotors instead it had a parachute.(WTF) I shot a grenade launcher at it hit it, and I could have sworn I heard something like Bf2:PR music for who ever wins.
I had a dream that I was in some weird alternative ending to the Harry Potter films. Jon Snow was in it for no reason and Voldemort was disguised as a bus driver. In the end I stole some chrome magic armour and deflected a spell which killed Voldemort.
Nuclear armageddon last night. Not the afterwards either, just the nuclear fire burning my childhood neighbourhood.
I was stuck in an elaborate but really cramped treehouse with a girl who was some sort of royalty, and Jason Statham. Outside it was basically The Walking Dead, so we ('we' being me and the girl) were really panicky. Literally any time I tried to do anything, Jason Statham would say "Oi, don't do that, I'll kill you." Didn't matter what it was. Look out the window? "Oi." Try to comfort the girl? "Oi." Then Jason Statham left and it went to a movie-type view of him killing zombies by whipping rolls of duct tape around like flails. The rolls would stick to the zombies' heads and rip them off and the camera would zoom in on them Mortal Kombat style, with Jason Statham in the background making these really weird gorilla noises. He then got into a weird-looking car labeled "British Taxi" and drove off down the road. The survivors from the Walking Dead were on the road and Carl got run over by the British Taxi. Everyone flipped out because it was season 2 Carl. The rest of the dream was me checking out the treehouse. I remember it had 3 rooms, all of which were crammed full of mattresses. The girl and I curled up on one of the mattresses together and I woke up. What I take away from this is that Jason Statham needs to be on Walking Dead.
Can't remember cause didn't sleep enough -_-
I was some kind of galactic emperor, undercover on Earth. I remember calling a transport ship to pick me up by talking into my wrist.
I got banned from my school network by hacking into their GitHub and clicking the "Do not click" section. The ban message had an icon of Rick Astley's head with the message "You are banned!". The computer switched off afterwards. The next day, I decided to shapeshift into an old classmate of mine Becky. No one got suspicious in school and everything was fine. After I asked for help in an econometrics exercise, I argued with a Fallout fan. He said that 3 was the best in the series and I heard myself mocking the main quest.
My rent just went up by 100€. I saw a dream where it went up by ANOTHER 100€ and woke up in cold sweat. Goddamn, I need to buy a house.
Everyone was doing dabs of marijuana concentrate. [I]Everyone.[/I] Everywhere I went.
I had a dream where I was in a Gamestop for whatever reason, and Kanye West was their not really doing anything. People were taking turns getting pictures with him. I got up next to him and some kid started pushing me on the ground and away from him. When I tried to get close my entire view was blocked by a popup message saying I'm reconnecting too fast and to try again in 30 seconds, then I woke up.
I had a 3 dreams that contained references to my goal. I keep this up and I might get an LD.
I had a dream where I created a CS:GO map consisting entirely of throwing molotovs at hostages. I need to stop playing CS:GO as much :suicide:
Some blue mice stalked me and bit me because they wanted to advertise their loans. And I found a box of what's supposed to be Coco Pops in the supermarket but the background was blue and it said "Cockfosters" instead. My parents were looking for insta-mince.
I somehow escaped from hell together with some girl, and we hopped into my flying car. The weather was bad, so I flew the car to above the clouds. The view was beautiful so I kissed the girl. After that, we landed to a mysterious country. The country sent swordsmen against me because I was a hell escapee, but I had a katana which was superior nippon steel folded a thousand times so I cut their swords in half and became the king of the country.
There was an old 90's educational computer program called Desktop Bowl. It was supposed to educate children about the Dust Bowl. It would give your Windows computer a theme, some games, and some animated clips. You could tell it was from the 90's, just look up Microsoft Bob. It was just like that. Someone used Desktop Bowl's code to make a horrible multi-virus that would torture the living hell out of your computer before completely destroying it. There were other versions that would infect mobile devices too. In the middle of the night, they released that virus onto millions of modems and servers, affecting any computers or devices that were connected. Basically, what the virus does based on what I saw is in parts. First, it restarts over and over again while it applies many useless themes, slowing down your computer. Then it opens the Desktop Bowl games and animated clips all at once, again, slowing down your computer. After that, it would replace any internet webpages open right now (research on how to stop this fucking virus) with a slightly creepy ad. This was the last thing it did before I woke up. I'll explain the ad real quick. It was a gif of Beth Greene from The Walking Dead TV show, but she was crying. It was off of the episode Coda in season 5. It stayed on for a couple of seconds before cutting to a gif of the police woman in the same episode, just staring at her, crying as well. (Just a note: the crying was super imposed, no one actually cried in that scene in the episode.) Some black police man was standing next to her, but he wasn't in the episode at all. Then it cut to some weird fucking gif of him falling over, but it was very bad and the movement was everywhere. It creeped me out so I closed the webpages. I'll try to remake the ad in my best ability later. That's all I remember, and any other stuff I do remember is kinda useless to the story.
I had my dream some weird shit about time travel and heisting. Imagine about payday 2 but with time travel and you are doing it with a bunch of fifth graders, that was my dream. I think the time machine we used was an ATM which had been broken open to reveal a time portal inside.
Took B6 and Choline. I had some dream where I invited friends that I have never seen before to play CS:GO on LAN.(wut). My house looks like my old place from 9 years ago. Down the old desk I had(wut!) I started the game only for it to be some mortal combat looking clone with Nazi's controlling the fights.(WUT). I then got sucked into that game and fought skeletons to get to the other fighers across some pit/chasm(WUTTT). Dreams are weird.
I woke up kinda sad today. My dream started off with (as far as I can remember) me sitting in a pub/club with some old and some quite new friends having a laugh talking about random crap and having some oddly tasteless beer. After a while a cute girl I made out with at a party 4 years ago comes in and we chat for a bit before she gives me a kiss on the cheek, telling me too get us something to drink while handing me some euros which is odd because in Sweden we have crowns. Anyway, when I'm walking away from the bar with the drinks I see another woman that is/used to be a close friend of mine and our eyes meet. I smile because I haven't talked too her in over a year now but she just gives me this weird uncomfortable look like she feels sorry for me. We stand like this for what seems like 15 seconds and I am not able to say anything, then she just walks past me to a table with dark faces which I assume are her friends and boyfriend and I wake up. The last scene is taken from about 5 months ago except I've added a lot of things in my dream and our eyes met for maybe 3 seconds. I don't usually dream about her or other old friends but it happens from time to time.
Two dreams. First one was where I was walking through a post apocalyptic version of my hometown. I tried to get in an elevator but the doors snapped shut while I was midway through and I was crushed to death. Second one was where I being stalked by a crazy man trying to act like a child while attempting to murder me with a baseball bat. Right before he swung I distracted him with the "normal" (Everyone in the dream thought it was normal.) chimes of a bell as a digital clock-esque display of the time appeared to signify it was 2:00 AM like that [URL="http://i.imgur.com/YdsAV.jpg"]image of an error in the sky[/URL]. I snatch the bat and with my amazing priorities use it to smack a spider crawling towards me.
I had this dream day before, but I just saw this thread so here goes. I was on holiday in Greece with my girlfriend, and at some point I hear gunshots. I spot the source and it's a dude in a green spandex suit shooting at a crowd from a ledge. I grab my girlfriend and get the fuck out. I then run into another one of those spandex dudes, but this time wearing a suicide vest. I sneak up to him and put him a choke hold and wrestle him to the ground, at which point his vest explodes but it behaved like one of those claymore mines to it left me unharmed. I then woke up. I actually have a theory that might explain the symbolism in this dream, but it may just be me
I dreamt I was messing with some girls hair and took off her hair accessories. She looked super cute without them so I hugged her. And then I woke up :(
I dreamt I woke up and had breakfast. That's why I stayed in bed until 11 am.
I dreamed that I had two kids and a wife. One kid was a black midget and the other one a white girl. We went through the shop together and had to climb obstacles in order to find my wife. The midget was pretty offensive and always made fun of me for failing to climb. Oh and then I was at Frank Underwoods house (House of Cards) and he turned my TV off and said it was time for bed. Then I woke up and was very confused.
I had a dream about Skeletons with swords were fighting each other in the depths of firey hell while Hardcore Metal played. I shit you not
Me and my family hiding in the basement from a nuclear explosion.
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