• What did you dream about last night?
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My house is on fire and I have to leave while it burns down, then that is completely forgotten as I find a $10 dollar bill and spend most of the dream trying to find the perfect combination to get as many things as possible for $10. I give up and go back home which is completely unscathed as if it never caught fire.
I had a horrible nightmare last night. I had a dream I got this beautiful woman pregnant and I was thinking "shit my life is over", I was very relieved when I woke up to find that it was just a dream.
Man, my dreams have been more common and more fucked up recently: My entire school year was trapped inside a hotel because somebody in our year was the murderer and there was a murder investigation going on. But the murderer was blackmailing me and my friend and leaving us notes telling us to do really fucked up shit to keep the police occupied. It all made sense because dreams. Anyways, one time we had to steal some clothes from this specific person by breaking into their room and cut them up then tape them to this other person's door. I was walking down the corridor with the clothes when my old PE teacher (who hates me) stopped me and said told me I look bad in denim. So we carried on doing all this shit until I got caught and arrested for being the murderer, then I woke up. I never used to dream so I guess this is a start right?
I had the ability to fly. So I flew around town. Obama was sitting on a park bench eating sandviches and we waved at eachother.
I had a brutal nightmare... Getting kidnapped and killed by Donald Trump waving a confederate flag.
I had a dream that I was in one of those haunted house horror movies; but everyone there knew they were in a horror movie and were super considerate of each other's feelings. I walked in at the start and said to the mistress, "I know you and yours ghost are going to try and kill us at some point can we skip to that part please". She crawled out the chimney and said "I know dear but we have a 1H 24M run time; I'll try and make this experience as painless as possible. Just play dumb for the first half of the film for us please". We all had a conversation riddle with exposition about the house's history, while doing so she warned me there was going to be a jump scare soon. I kinda knew it was going to be the part where we meet up with a new character who belongs to the house and that he would be behind me. I peeked and saw a sinister shadow at the corner of the room behind me. This must of been where he was going to show up from. Funnily enough I don't know why this happened but we walked to the other side of the room missing the jump scare. When everyone realised, they apologised to each other and we awkwardly walked back in place and jumped the script to the part where they would talk about their drinking uncle. Then surprised surprise he grabbed me by the shoulder and gave me a scary hello scene. The dream kinda cut out after that.
Had a dream where OvB banned me with reason: "Using admin" , I have no clue what that fucking means :v:
I had a dream about a man with a shotgun helping me and a bunch of people against some unknown threat, and then I forget what happened next but he ended up killing us all. I don't usually remember my dreams, this is probably one my weirdest.
It wasn't last night, but I once dreamt that I was in some jungle wandering around alone when some tribal guy came out of the bushes and shot an arrow straight through my neck, so I instantly woke up. I had a strange feel in my neck for a few moments.
I wanted to go to Amersham on the Metropolitan line but my train was going to Chesham. I got off the train at a station called "What is this?". Turned out that the station got its name from one incident. A rail conductor John Smith disappeared under mysterious circumstances, along with his stuff in his office. The police broke into his home and found several paintings of the Chiltern landscape. One of the police officers said "What is this?" when he found the paintings and that's how the station got its name. At least that's what a Wikipedia article on my iPhone told me. No more trains were going to Amersham so I decided to go home. The last train was a Piccadilly line train to Rayners Lane (???). I sneaked into the depot and tried to sneak into one of the trains but I couldn't. Then, just as I was going to give up, a helicopter full of hospitalised people was about to take off. I asked if I could ride it and the pilot said "You don't look sickly to me." Then, the Crystal Fairy appeared and actually grew wings. She flew back home while holding me by my red jacket. In order for her to trust me, I said that I saw her yellow pet chick who was actually already dead. Before I woke up, I heard her mention that we were now approaching the River Medway in Kent. (???)
I was playing a point and click adventure game adaptation of RubyQuest. It was a very loose adaptation of RQ, where it was changed from a horror story to essentially Maniac Mansion mixed with Humongous Entertainment games and Looney Tunes. You didn't even play as Ruby, you played as Tom. Ruby was demoted to a supporting role. Despite this I thought it was a really good game.
I was playing a game similar to Audiosurf, only instead you had to slide onto other platforms to avoid falling off into deep space.
It started out during a trip to Kentucky my family and I took earlier in the summer, specifically after we left to go back home. We stopped at some restaurant that had gambling machines, and since it was pretty late, we decided to just stay there awake until morning so we wouldn't be tired (?) at the sermon the guy we were staying with was giving (The timeline gets a bit fucky at this point because the sermon happened on the day we left, not the morning after). I ended up falling asleep while we were there and when I woke up my family was gone. I decided to go looking for them in a nearby town, and met some people who were in a similar situation (I'm not entirely sure how we met exactly). While at said town I noticed several posters and ads for a pokemon convention nearby (this becomes sort of important later). I eventually decided to try using my phone to contact my parents. Said phone apparently had a feature that allowed you to see your contacts on local security cameras (?) and I saw my mother going into the previously mentioned church. The music inside was quite loud so I knew that she wouldn't hear it ring, I knew she would have her phone off during the sermon, and I didn't know where said church was. I then browsed my contacts to see if they would be able to answer, when I found a number I didn't remember. I looked at the video feed and to my horror, I saw some guy shooting a woman. I showed this to my friends who seemed way to nonchalant about it. I'm not exactly sure what happened after this (I think some sort of movie was involved), but I then found myself inside a garage of some sort with several doors with my friends I had made and some random people (I know I was there of my own accord, I just don't remember why). Suddenly, one of the doors opened, and the guy who I mentioned was shooting the woman earlier was behind it with a FUCKING CHAINSAW. Me and my friends tried to escape, but it seemed like he was behind every garage door we tried to open, and he managed to kill one of the random people. I managed to run past him and jumped over a dead horse he had killed outside, went back into the garage through another door and finally escaped out the main door(a regular wooden one not a garage door). I remember walking past a house from the garage to get to the street, and it had a notice nailed to the door. I'm not sure what it said, but it had steel wool of some kind attached to it, which I ripped off and took with me. At this point I somehow partially realized this was a dream, and decided that I didn't wan't to wake up from a nightmare and demanded a reset. I suddenly woke up (still in the dream) at the restaurant with the same scenario, except this time I stayed well away from the house I mentioned earlier that was in front of the garage. I once again found myself in the town and peeked my head into the convention previously mentioned where they had a giant energy ball thing as the main attraction. I walked back up the street that ran between the restaurant, the house, and the town and found my mother. For some reason every person I saw was highlighted in yellow. I asked her if I could visit the con. She didn't directly say no, but she very heavily tried to talk me out of it, to which I eventually conceded. She suddenly got a notice on her phone saying that the big orb thin was stolen, and that if she didn't let me go search for it, then we wouldn't be the (name related to mystery solving that I can't remember)s. I went to the con and it sort of turned into a platformer in which the objective was to find the missing orb thing. Then I woke up.
Fucking my teacher
I heard noises coming from my neighbor's house, so I went to investigate, and my neighbor looked just like my old art teacher, and she had a sister. Turns out the sister is a ghost and the art teacher look a like is fucking crazy. When I investigate I get stuck in the house, and the ghost sister tries to warn me of the crazy sister. The crazy sister then puts on a furry suit that is somehow made out of dead cows and is towering over me. Then I wake up.
I haven't had a dream I could remember in almost three years. It's just as depressing as it sounds.
Me and some friends left a party and went for a walk through some woods, I took my kitten. I then accepted crystal meth from some junkie types in a big offroad jeep.
Riding in a old fashion car made by France near a huge sandstorm and lots of quicksand area. Then the wind tip the car over and we all crashed into a factory. Luckily, we all survived and stopped a drug deal. Then we're being fired upon by men in suits and a young girl with a gun. So strange but we fought back with light-sabers and stuff.. The light-sabers just magically appear next to me and the person with me in the car.
Granted it's not last night as it is 1:09 am now, but I just had a dream of not being able to wake up from my dream. [editline]18th July 2015[/editline] And the dream happened to be in my room. It was creepy.
Dream that my apartment was full of flies, garbage, vomit, etc. And that my parents rang my doorbell while I was just starting to clean. Then there was a flash of red light and an enormous loud scream that woke me up.
Was sent to some government facility. I was put into a line with a bunch of other people on a conveyor belt. They strapped us all to some table, and hooked us up to some device. The device shoved two needles into me, one in the brain and one just below the neck. It felt like the entire inside of my head was on fire, and my body was being electrocuted...I have been electrocuted before, so I knew exactly what it felt like. Thanks brain! I blacked out and woke up at a desk with people staring at me. They told me I was a part of an experiment, that I was rewired. I then started to hallucinate-what it was I don't know, but I know I didn't like it. Also...that had put a nuclear bomb in my stomach...I ran out of the building and kept running, until the dream started to fade away. When I woke up I was really paranoid and almost screamed. I've had some weird nightmares but ones where I've felt pain? Christ.
A dream that spanned most of the night. One of those that continued on after waking up and going back to sleep. It took place in an alternate universe that the god who placed me there called "Merrrrra" The universe was divided into 3 zones. The first was black, the "Corrupt" zone. The vast majority of the universe was taken over by this. Whenever you entered the corrupt zone, for example by flying a spaceship too far, it would cause hallucinations and eventually kill you. I experienced this when I didn't know of the zone system yet. I entered the black zone and suddenly my spaceship's control panel turned into a creepy skeleton. I then flew out of the black zone. The second zone was "Safe", it was green. This zone did not have hallucinations. Planets inside this zone were basically paradise. Almost. The green zone was controlled by a sect of religious fanatics. If you obeyed what they taught, the green zone was the best place you could think of. But if you did not follow their teachings, you would be thrown out of the green zone. And this is where we come to the third type of zones. The third was called "Zen", and it was purple. It was a zone that had no corrupt blackness, but it did not have the paradise-like happiness of the green. It was the most "normal" zone, people would work for money, there was crime, etc. The zones could intertwine. So there were green zone planets with Zen moons, or solar systems full of corrupt black with one planet being paradise, etc. A lot of shit happened during the night. Flying with my spaceship on various planets, practising kung-fu with a master, participating in a castle siege on a medieval world, stealing jewelry from a victorian-era world, working as a dentist, taking down criminal masterminds as a superhero, and even romancing with some count's daughter. There was also a world with inverted gravity, so the entire planet had a big hollow ball built around it that the inhabitants lived on, with the actual planet looming above their heads - they had an execution method of dropping people into space from a hole in the ball. I also read a newspaper, which stated in big headlines that "7.5% of dead people are still alive during cremation!" It was a wild night.
There was this really terrifying... flickering bear thing. I attacked it once, I think, but subsequent times I had no defense. I could feel itself vibrating on me...
I dreamed that I went to the gym without any headphones and I was really mad that I couldn't listen to music so I started flipping weights around and yelling. Then some dude gave me some drugs and was like here use these and I took the drugs and suddenly music started playing in my ears and everyone continued on their workout like nothing happened.
[QUOTE=Super Muffin;48216674]I haven't had a dream I could remember in almost three years. It's just as depressing as it sounds.[/QUOTE] The last time I had a dream was when I was 8 years old. I'm 19 now. But I actually prefer not dreaming, because I'm a huge over-thinker I would rather have my brain 'shut-off'
Since you have multiple dreams every night, I actually remember two from tonight. First one was a semi-spooky nightmare because of how vivid it was. No monsters or anything, but some girl recognized me and was like "Hey didn't we meet like a year ago or so" and I was oblivious to it, I just didn't recognize her. Then the whole dream shifted in atmosphere and it turns out I'd slept with her and she had a baby which belonged to me. And then she took off despite my attempts to reconcile with her. Thanks, brain. And then in the second dream I was invited to Miley Cyrus' home and slept with [I]her[/I]. That was about it though. Thanks, brain.
I dreamed that I was at the doctor's and the nurse gave me list of 4 health problems. 2 was listed as minor while the other 2 was listed as Danger in red letters. The ones listed in red is health problems that I am facing irl. needless I felt a bit spooked when I woke up.
A bunch of random stuff I can't remember, then I got shot in the chest and fell over. I hate those kind of dreams.
I dreamed of being back in high school writing a chemistry exam. WTF brain?
This happened before I actually had the dream. After a night playing games with friends, I went to the gas station and picked up a freshly made turkey and swiss sandwich. I went home and enjoyed it a lot. I told myself that this sandwich was super good, and I almost thought about going back and getting another, but it was already really late and I decided not too. So I went to bed and had this dream... I was in my car parked infront of some building. I knew there was a gas station on the other side of this building, so I got out of my car and walked around to the other side. I went into the gas station to get a sandwich. As I'm looking through their coolers for some reason, people start picking and grabbing things in front of me as I'm looking at them and I'm just "Wow ok sure you go ahead first". I grab my sandwich and head to the counter. The clerk tells me it's $1.20, so I pull out a bunch of dimes and count out 90 cents. I hand him the money and tell him "90 cents, here ya go" and he's like "that's not something you need to know no one needs to know that" and I just think to myself "Wow really? Probably one of those weird store policies, but whatever...". So he takes the money and cashes it out. He pauses for a minute like he's thinking and hands me my receipt and sandwich. I say thank you and leave. As I go back out to my car, I realize that I handed him 90 cents instead of $1.20. I'm like "Well crap that's not right." so I pull some change out of my car and begin to head back to pay the cashier the rest. As I walked to the gas station from my car, I woke up. I'm a nice guy even in my dreams, god damn.
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