First I was in my garden, hanging out with 2 parrots I used to have irl, both of them were able to talk like people, one escaped the garden and came back after some time.
It was infused into a logitech wheel, like the one people use for playing ETS2
it was also sprayed black and had a razer logo on it, it said it wanted to become a hardcore gamer.
the other one kept bothering me with cheeky jokes to which i always replied 'that's pretty good for a parrot'
Then i had a about my mattress, it was stained with blood and a letter appeared on it, it said I have to respect the polish soldiers that died for the country or my mattress will be haunted forever
Had a weird WW2 dream in the Pacific where I was a U.S. soldier defending some bunker thing across a river, it looked like the map 'Hanto' from Rising Storm now that I think about it.
It was really fucking trippy. My Garand would literally tear a Jap soldier's torso apart and would reveal green flesh and blood as if I was fighting Reptilians in Asian bodies or something. I also had mate who was busy shooting a large skull for some reason.
I kinda forgot the other details, but that was just the general highlights I guess.
I had a homo friend from steam spoon me.
[sp]So gay to the point I was the little spoon[/sp]
Thank you subconscious
I dreamed that I entered a contest to win a top hat. The dream ended before I could find out the results.
There was a secret room in the back of my garage, it was filled with cabinets which contained air rifles, piles of money, and other stuff. The garage was also much larger and had parts of motorcycles and shit like that.
The area I live in is so strange, it seems like there should be stores build around there but it's just pure housing in some places and some schools, so in dreams it always places stores like really close to me.
It also seems like always in my dreams it's in a more interesting desert then the one I live in, going on journeys always leads to seeing cool things, such as one time I went to the back of my house (kinda shady with trees, but desert) and it was an expansive swampland that lead into a wash, there were people on certain beaches along the river with huts and stores set up. Whenever my dreams let me be in amazing places it's always great.
SIDENOTE: Has anyone ever had a dream that the world is going to end, there is nothing but impending doom to look forward too, then you literally wake up as you die to a relief that is more beautiful then anything? Like so happy to live that it just makes your day so much better.
Sexualities with hot chicks, unstoppable activities.
And then my ***** grandma woke me up (of all people) and ended my wonderful paradise in mind.
[editline]10th August 2015[/editline]
These dreams usually occur every night doe. Some time during the night atleast.
[QUOTE=Sgt.Hazard;48419724]Sexualities with hot chicks, unstoppable activities.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty interested in that.
[editline]11th August 2015[/editline]
You should like, maybe PM me the exact details of those dreams?
There was a YouTube channel that was a blatant knockoff of GradeAUnderA, even having GradeA in the title, except in that channel some fat guy complained about things that obviously don't actually happen to him.
Other than that he was utterly vitriolic towards trivial things like other YouTube channels run by little kids, asking his fanbase of like 100 subscribers to "destroy" them.
I was at my dad's the other night. I went to sleep eventually and saw a dream where I was on a country side road with my dad and had to chase a bull around.
Dad said that I'm really growing into a country kid.
Went to Berlin on a ferry with this moany woman. Saw the Brandenburg gate, went to america in 2 seconds magically. Saw a castle and a random university. (Are there castles in America?)
Me and a friend traveled across the country on retractable(not like a telescope, but like tape measure) pogo sticks to get to a tower that had an arcade room. Turns out the arcade room only had one machine named "Heaven." There was also a homless guy in the bathroom that sold hosstess cupcakes. I told my friend to go beat heaven while I got some cupcakes. Turns out, "Heaven" can only be completed by two players, and while I got distracted buying cupcakes, some other guy came and beat it. The game locked up and I couldn't play. I took a sledgehammer to the machine and then woke up.
Went to Italy and had to walk through old crypts and catacombs, for some reason there were quite a lot of them. Coffins all over the place and a nasty smell. Obviously there was also a zombie and ghosts.
Last night I had a dream I was supposed to go smoke weed with my boyfriend but he said he had to do something first and for some reason I knew where he was and I found him squatting in the bushes in a forest while taking a dump. I got mad at him for taking so long. But hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.
I was speeding down a highway in a cardboard box and somehow managed to swerve off the road and skim across the water of the river nearby and proceed to bounce into some shark or bear habitat. I yell to the nearby guards for help but they think I am a criminal. I see a small alleyway and bring my box to the waterway there and float out to the river.
There are two phone books taped to the bottom of the box and I use them to steer the cardboard boat. Eventually I happen upon a pile of cargo containers floating in the water. At this point I am with a woman. She tells me she needs to search the containers so we pull them off the pile one by one and find a number of row boats. I say we can use the row boats, we take a yellow one because it looks to be in good condition. Before we can set off a bandit ship comes across our boat. The bandit ship is alerted as my own crewmembers speak out loud.
Two of us are taken aboard the ship to meet a fat man who appears to be the captain. He allows my crewmate to live but indicates that he is going to kill me. He fires a gun at me but misses and I beat him until he is incapacitated. At this point my crewmembers from my own boat ask if I need help but they cannot hear me. I pull out my phone to message them but by the time I do my fellow crewmate aboard the bandit ship has already cleared it out. I suggest we take the bandit ship because I like the aesthetic but we opt to board a white, futuristic looking ship. We get close to the harbor and my crewmate pulls the gas line from the ship for some reason. It begins spraying yellow liquid gas and as we jump off the boat and onto the dock sprays some of us, blinding us.
We then realize we are in enemy territory and a particularly bad spot. It is a railyard. A number of crew run down a railway track but encounter a large number of guards. One crew runs down another rail track perpendicular, I follow him. After narrowly dodging mines I witness him get cut up by a saw hidden in the ground. With no where to go I attempt to dodge the saw traps which can be seen on the ground. I run and seem to be outrunning the traps but slow down, maybe because I am tired, which allows the traps to reach me. A bearded asian man walks over and laughs at the traps and their uselessness, destroying some of them. He walks away.
I dreamed that I was dead.
It was a really weird dream.
I had a dream where I was on the Hyperborea having tea with Thomas Edison, but we kept getting interrupted by Odell who kept throwing cheese at us. Eventually we made a game where we'd try to guess what kind of cheese Odell threw, but then there was so much cheese on board that the ship grew wings and flew up into the air. Then Bowser, wearing a hard hat and overalls, appeared with a bunch of cannons held under his arms and told us the ship was part of his fleet now. He then started plonking down the cannons and hammering them to the ship, but me, Thomas Edison, and Odell threw cheese at him until he got annoyed and left. Then I woke up.
I know a guy who's really sensitive about his weight. The other night I dreamed that we were hanging out, and all of a sudden he had a gas station slushy that was seriously just one of those giant [url=https://travelfoodsalsa.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/img_0033.jpg]5 quart tubs for ice cream[/url] but with 7-11 logos all over it and filled up with slushy. There was a straw sticking out of the center of the lid and everything.
I was like, "Dude!" and the rest of the dream was just him being pissed at me because I drew attention to his eating habits.
I had a crazy nightmare last night. Driving gives me a lot of anxiety, especially in big cities. In my dream, I was stuck in traffic, and it was pouring rain. There was so much rain that the windshield wipers barely helped at all. As we were slowly inching forward, I noticed that all of the cars in front of me were driving straight into a huge body of water. The city that I was apparently driving to was flooded, and skyscrapers were barely sticking out of the water. I panicked and tried to turn around, but all of the cars were honking at me, and wouldn't let me. I was wedged in the middle of the road, blocking all of the cars, and everyone was pissed. Then, out of nowhere, a motorcycle rocketed towards me, and crashed into me. I woke up after that.
A complex dream where I was travelling abroad and spent several nights at an inn that was owned by 3 beautiful girls. The girls had problems with a mafia of some kind so a lot of the dream was about saving them from their situation, eventually succeeding by using an inter-dimensional lift system to lift them into another dimension. It looked like an old 1940s lift that you'd see in any hotels, but we had small scraps of paper with poems written on them. Standing inside the lift and reciting one of the poems would activate it, each poem took us to another dimension.
I had a dream this morning where thay ware tearing down some UN building and i took all the flags.
There was a secret alternate set of events in Cave Story that lead to entirely different storyline.
I had a pet raccoon just roaming around my house.
I was climbing the exterior of an abandoned building, slipped, and fell several stories. I landed flat on my back and heard a deep crunching, gurgling sound with each breath after and knew that I was dying of internal injuries. I woke up when I closed my eyes.
I had dream I fell asleep while working on a mock checking account packet and had a nightmare about shadow bankers, insufficient funds and stop payment orders.
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Dreams always end up sounding too abstract or schizophrenic after you post them. Also auto-merge broke, fuck.
dreamt i kept waking up ten minutes before work started and my dog wouldnt move from around my feet
I had designed a real treehouse with DOOM level editor, and somehow I was able to change its design in real life using the editor. I just had to compile it.
Later on in the dream I was escorting a balloon with a face that had the mind of a spider mixed with an australian scientist, who could communicate with me using headphones.
Finally before I woke up I was chasing a rogue bull from my section with an axe, and a chicken was helping me. Then the chicken became the enemy and I beat it to death, and it became a leaf.
Oh god, today i had a nightmare. I was chased by Garry's melons.
I had a very weird dream in which I went to see Marvel's Civil War and the entire movie was Cap talking to Howard the Duck.
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