• What did you dream about last night?
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Plenty of times.
Dream about being part of a lottery thing, there were about a hundred participants. My number 76 won, and I was then sent to "fight for the bonds". There were 4 of us, it was basically a quiz to get the final prize, a new car. A couple dozen questions long. The questions were quite weird as expected from a dream. Here are some that I can remember: 1) Why did the Karibbean become so popular? Choices: A) Kim Jong-Un praised its mountains B) praised its tunnels C) they have nice architecture The answer was B 2) It was a video of a tank that we had to recognize, there were some choices and the correct one was T-55A 3) It was a video of a game and the question was "What makes this game so special", people can jump over all obstacles was the answer I woke up when the questions were 75% done.
I saw a dream that my Steam account was stolen, but instead of getting upset over it, I laughed about it with the thief and I tried to get it back but he kept changing my account details and that apparently made me hysteric with laughter. Then I woke up and got worried, but then I realised it was all a dream.
I had a dream about a near future tonight, I had a girlfriend(first sign of it being a dream) and we lived with 3 other girls in a large apartment. Then I remember seeing a nearby city getting blown to kingdom come by a nuclear strike. It was rather unusual, nukes usually only show up in my scary as fuck nightmares that feel way too real. I could look straight at the fireball, no searing pain in the eyes or blindness, it actually looked really pretty. Then my girlfriend in the dream yelled "TAKE THAT YOU CONFORMIST PIECES OF SHIT" I woke up laughing.
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[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48613633]I had a dream about a near future tonight, I had a girlfriend(first sign of it being a dream) and we lived with 3 other girls in a large apartment. Then I remember seeing a nearby city getting blown to kingdom come by a nuclear strike. It was rather unusual, nukes usually only show up in my scary as fuck nightmares that feel way too real. I could look straight at the fireball, no searing pain in the eyes or blindness, it actually looked really pretty. Then my girlfriend in the dream yelled "TAKE THAT YOU CONFORMIST PIECES OF SHIT" I woke up laughing.[/QUOTE] Read up on exploding head syndrome. That is how all nukes are in my dreams, the sound is absolutely deafening, something one could not imagine to be a dream. I'm not sure if I suffer from EHS but nukes, although rare in my dreams, they sound louder than point blank shotgun blasts that I've heard in real life. They always wake me up.
Are 'dream dictionaries' legit or just bullshit?
[QUOTE=Orkel;48615559]Read up on exploding head syndrome. That is how all nukes are in my dreams, the sound is absolutely deafening, something one could not imagine to be a dream. I'm not sure if I suffer from EHS but nukes, although rare in my dreams, they sound louder than point blank shotgun blasts that I've heard in real life. They always wake me up.[/QUOTE] I used to have Exploding Head Syndrome when I was on SSRI's back in the days.
[QUOTE=Citrus705;48616052]Are 'dream dictionaries' legit or just bullshit?[/QUOTE] my mum used to have one but i reckon they're a load of toss.
Okay, this was the night before but I have to tell this one: I had a dream that was at my friends (Minimole) house, my Dad was there with his excavator which wouldn't be too weird if it wasn't for two things: Minimole barely has a yard to excavate for ANY reason and two; my Dad managed to use the shovel to flip himself into the side of the house... ...I promptly ignored this and entered his house. Minimole and I were just hanging out, he was playing Bubsy 3D on PS4 and then I got a call from a mutual friend: "Your Dad is blocking the fucking road, tell him he's stupid." "Okay." *Calls Dad* "Dad, you're stupid." [B]*Gunshot is heard*[/B]
The Devious Maids put worms in my bed because apparently I needed to be punished. Then, I remember downloading a mod for Fallout 4 which adds a romance-able companion called Rachel. The catch was that the marriage to the spouse in the intro was baked into my save, and I had to start a new game with the mod installed. Otherwise, she would only say that she doesn't date married people. I woke up because some people from outside were playing a song called "Mocca Latte" by 50 Cent and Lil Wayne. It went like this: I like a Mocca Latte I like a Mocca Latte Do you like a Mocca Latte? I'll pour it over your hot body And then, I woke up for real.
Dream about studying at a magic academy. There were 3 levels of skill, it usually took a few years to reach the top. Somehow I jumped to level 2 in a day and was able to use flying abilities and water-surfing and stuff like that. The level number was visible in our feet for some reason. I was friend with a guy and a girl, we helped each other get through tests etc. Eventually I reached a ridiculous level of 48 which was basically godlike powers, people started being afraid of me but I brewed some good ass beer which made them friendly again. I decided to start a brewery of my own and brewed some stuff. There was another brewery nearby and we became friends, exchanging recipes and knowledge. The guy who owned it had made a beer with lime and orange, it tasted funky as fuck. I then compressed air between my hands using the level of 48, so much air that it basically started fusion in a ball the size of a fingertip, and launched it to the skies. As it reached the clouds, it exploded like a nuke. Fireworks. I also remember a dream where I was on a battleship sailing the ocean, and there was a super dank party, was hitting it off with some hot chick when I spotted torpedoes in the water. They hit the side and exploded, and the battleship immediately started listing and capsized within a minute. We managed to jump off and watched it go down.
I had a dream where I hanged myself. But it wasn't a nightmare
I was browsing through seemingly dead sites that hadn't updated in years. I follow a link on an artist's web site and find out that a friend of his, who was a really funny webcomic artist, lived nearby my house at one point. I decide to investigate. I walk up to the house, which didn't have any signs of someone who lived in there. I decide to go in, and see two things. First is that the lights are off. Second is that is was designed similarly to the [URL="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/tomodachi/images/9/91/Cartoon.png/revision/latest?cb=20140616233139"]cartoon[/URL] interior in Tomodachi Life. I look around and hear footsteps near the front door. I peek out the window to see the guy who's link I followed to find this place. I realize that I have broken into a house that somebody still lived in. The smartest action I think to take is to climb out of the window right in front of the guy, and explain my situation. He then asks if I tried knocking. We both laugh at my stupidity, chat for a bit, and I then I walked home I then wake up, utterly confused, before realizing it was a dream, start up "Tekken 7" (which looked a lot like Street Fighter V) and go to the restroom. In the room was dark and I see in the shower what looks like a bunch of plush toys and my dog that had died last year still alive. Wanting to make sure what I'm seeing wasn't my eyes fooling me, I pull out my phone to try and use a flashlight app to get a good look. The app wouldn't work because of some setting that didn't exist on my phone. I then woke up again, realizing that I just had a dream within a dream. I lay in bed for a bit, trying to think. I then woke up for real, utterly confused.
Was cuddling with and had sex with some random dream dude. I was receiving. I'm not gay. :ohno:
I wish I'd written it down but from what I remember I needed to appear in court in Canada for some reason. I didn't want to bother going but some dude told me that if I don't go I either have to die or be forced into what is basically the hunger games. I end up in the hunger games and there a bunch of teams. Everyone on my team dies and the other teams steal all my corn.
I had a dream that I found a giant squid with super intelligence. It shape shift into a woman, and I had to go on a quest to prove to her that humanity deserves to be spared from her wrath. For some reason we were in a water park the whole time, she also looked like an adult version of Lisa Simpson. In the end it worked, but it was only cause the reasons to spare humanity sounded like the endings of saturday morning cartoons.
A dream where I was the servant of a princess in some fantasy magic world. There was another servant and both of us were in love with the princess. So we had contest and stuff to get her attention. The last one was where both of us built a table. Mine had slanted legs for better stability and a small diamond in the middle. The other dude built straight legs with big gemstones. But mine won because "it was cuter". Second dream where I was in the army, training to be a firefighter specialist for some reason. Eventually graduated, and met my old instructor, saluted him and he was proud.
I was at, according to my dream, a mall in the UK. The only thing accurate in the dream was the accents. The place was a desert filled with tarantulas and scorpions. I was running to my car with a gun obsessed guy while being chased by a scorpion about the size of beach ball. I get in in time, but I still feel a pain coming from something in my shoe. I take off my shoe to find a bee had stung the bottom of my foot. I pull the bee out but the stinger was still stuck in there. I try to pull that out but end up ripping a chunk of flesh. Horrified I look at the wound, where there was no blood or muscle, just bones. :scream:
That they decide the speed limits on new roads by driving faster and faster untill they go off the road in the test car. There were also naked women in a cabin. We were going to take a cave diving course, although I just now realize what an euphemism that is.
A few years back, I learned that if I'm drinking soda and sleep not long after, I tend to have some really wiggy dreams and nightmares. One I just had involved me in my security uniform, going to a gun range that for some reason shared a hill with a graveyard and a recreational park. Was really wet and stormy looking, just without any rain or wind. I talked to some guy about some random thing, and then drove down the windy hill road that had large pits roughly eight feet into the ground on both sides. It was also very slick. Drove down it thinking no one could know I was there at the range for some reason. Ended up losing control in the slowest fashion imaginable as my car turns to its side and rides against the drop and the street. Car ends up tumbling into there and flipping around until it settled into the pit. First thought was anger, because I already got into a car accident in real life a few weeks ago, so this pissed me off to an insane degree. Eventually realized that my car was somehow able to warp reality (or me, not sure), because I noticed pockets of blankness just existing in different spots. Somehow, I was able to basically noclip my head into the roof of the car and obscure my vision with nothingness. As in, I could still feel the car and I was definitely still in it, but I couldn't see it because my head was in the roof. At least, that was how I felt it worked at the time. I started looking around for weird shit more once I realized I was sitting in a car that would alternate between being flipped upside down and flipped onto its side. I apparently knew about these breaks in reality near the edges of the car's seats that I could go into about knee deep and thinking "Yeah, I could definitely use these to escape the car." Eventually, I managed to get out and some buck-toothed guy who worked for FedEx and delivered shit to a warehouse I used to work at started talking to me. Then I noticed that my car was literally occupying a grave and I just crawled out of it. Strangely enough, there was a memorial in front of it of a dilapidated cop car, that kinda looked like Otto the Auto in a way. Got really weird vibes, like I was being watched. I then asked the FedEx guy (who had one of those old Ford pickups, except it was very thin) if he had a winch. Said yeah and that he'd help me get it out. Then some dude I apparently knew started talking to me about why this was such a great vacation spot. He pushed me into the grave, and then I woke up. Was a really freaky experience. Woke up wondering if I really crashed something again, because insurance is a pain in the ass to deal with.
I played through a new RPG that was like Earthbound Beginnings in artstyle, but had to do with a generic saving the world plot. After that I went go get a cherry flavored Mountain Dew but two assholes kept fucking with me at the vending machine.
I was in a zombie filled city I got bit in the back in the neck.After that the zombies turned friendly. I need to stop playing Left 4 Dead 2. :suicide:
I had a dream, where I was an incompetent agent from MI6, sent on a mission to go undercover as a tourist and find out North Korea's secret weapon plans. As the dream went on, I inadvertently caused all the other tour group agents to get whacked cause I wasn't that good at espionage style lying. Eventually after bullshiting my way through the tour I was the only agent left and I managed to steal the weapon plans. This pissed off Kim Jong Un and his whole military, so the rest became a weird awkward chase scene where I found out I had quick burst rocket boots and I had to jump over Kim's back yard, then his neighbours. There was a weird part where I had to quietly sneak in to a monastery and dress up as a monk to sneak out the country with a lot of refugee, which happened to contain a lot of college rock bands. I finally made it to an American military out post, and reported the plans to them. They invited me for the final air battle to take on North Korea once and for all. But the whole American Military raged at me cause I wanted to test fire the turrets in my ship like a video game to see if they worked. After a second chase of me yelling down the mic "friendly". I ended up having a peaceful talk with the general at a camp fire. [sp]Still better than that Seth Rogan movie, IMO.[/sp] Thats as much as I can properly remember, the rest was dreams mixed with other dreams. Some parts referring to a South Park episode that was too meta for its own good. Another part, being caught in a weird High School Anime horror where one of the student's is secretly a shapeshifting puppet that turns the student's in to other puppets.
i had a nightmare i couldn't move my body at all and was put in one those extremely expensive wheelchairs controlled by eye movement, but for some reason it decided to completely ignore my input and rolled me around wherever it wanted. the dream felt like it lasted 30 seconds but was terrifying throughout (for some reason???) i woke up on my living room floor in a ton of pain too, apparently i had been sleeping on my stomach on top of my arms which were numb for a good 10 minutes before going through all 7 circles of pin and needle hell.
I had a dream where I was in somekind of a warzone with robots, helicopters, and soldiers running around, but the twist was that the only thing that kept me from getting from point A to B was thinking positively. Every time I would think a positive thought, it was like putting up a marker for everyone about my position, then everyone would just come running and I would become a statue of lead. When I woke up I believed that I just saw a game I had seen a trailer of before. It was one of those games with an Ellen Page-look alike. It wasn't Beyond Two Souls or Last Of Us
I had a little cable box that played video games. It played games made for older flip phones.
I had a dream, where I was in a weird european animated version of saving Private Ryan...[sp]with a PG rating![/sp] All the blood was not visible and the camera angles hid every single gory detail.
There was a movie about a group of uni friends going to Ibiza and ending up being chased by gangsters. Only one survived by jumping out of a plane at the right time. The Russian sitcom Univer apparently allowed the character Kuzya to come back but everyone would move to a new campus. People criticised this in one forum, saying the gangster movie was better. The thread was glitched, though, by having the default timestamp of 01-01-1970. The OP was edited as much as 20 times, all the way to the year 1987. I posted in the thread, but I was immediately banned because the 1970 timestamp was not a glitch - it was the real deal. I also remember checking live departure boards and noticing a station called Petersh existed.
Had a dream earlier today where I was a next generation Terminator. Problem was, I was starring in "Nickelodeon's Terminator 3" which was some kind of low-budget roadtrip movie where a couple of 10-year olds were tagging along with me while I was on my way to kill John Connor or something, and it was somehow a sequel to Terminator 2 which was totally unrelated to the actual T3. The dream ended with me completing some kind of obstacle course (with one part in 3rd person somehow) as the main entry requirement to get into some kind of university. Weird.
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