• What did you dream about last night?
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Satan was destroying the world and I did the bare minimum to stop it which meant I failed and the world went bye. Satan looked like a stereotypical view of Satan, but absolutely massive.
I met maxofs2d then I woke up. Nightmare...
I might have dream't that I woke up around 4 AM, but my money is on that I only woke up for real.
Dream where I permabanned a racist, but then Dai unbanned him because apparently the guy was Dai's father :frown:
Computer failure... again...
[QUOTE=Orkel;48894886]Dream about having a child. The baby was grabbing my finger and it was cute. Also another dream about purchasing a massive sack of weed on darknet and it arrived on my doorstep just seconds later. Smoked so much the visibility in my house was zero[/QUOTE] I'd like to imagine the latter happening subsequently in the same dream.
I had a really weird dream that I was in an enchanted mansion full of very strange stereotypes. The rooms constantly change shape and size like in those generic fantasy movies. For some reason I was being guide round by Amethyst from SU.[sp]Must of been from watching that episode yesterday.[/sp] The dream ended with me watching outside the mansion as a weird battle took place between the orcs from Lord of the Rings and those vampires from The Strain. I think the orcs won.
Dream about walking in town and meeting 5 black gangsta rappers who I ended up fighting with a sword.
Just had a nap. In the dream, I showed my family some news story about mistaking real corpses and Halloween props. A decapitated head might have been involved. Later, my family was driving down a California highway at sunset in a convertible. I was taking pictures with my phone. Usually dreams keep me from taking pictures somehow, and this time it was the fact that each picture took up 10% of my phone's battery. I was looking around, and I saw a gorilla playing with a large ball. I think it was in a zoo of sorts. It hit the ball to try and move it over a short rock wall, but the ball ended up rolling onto the highway. A car hit the ball. There was chaos in an instant, with different things flying everywhere. There was a huge blood splatter as a different car hit something. We saw a bloody decapitated head fly past us. My family screamed, and I thought "holy shit is this real?" More bloody heads started flying. My mother swerved the car around, trying to dodge objects so we didn't all get die, because clearly everyone was getting decapitated from hitting an inflatable exercise ball. After about 15-30 seconds, I noticed that one of the heads was actually a mannequin head. I don't know why it was bloody, but the blood must have actually been something else. In fact, all of the heads were mannequin heads. My family noticed this too. My mother yelled at me. "[NAME] DID YOU PLAN THIS" I said "Why do you automatically think this is my fault?" There was also some part where I went out to do something with an old friend and dropped my stuff. Some middle aged guy with a large beard working at my apartment complex picked it up and handed it to me. "Here, you dropped your music cards. I already told the apartment complex about it, so make sure you report with them that you still have your music cards." I told him "okay these aren't music cards, these are gift cards, membership cards, and a card to get into my apartment." The guy said "dammit, I'm going to have to fill out a bunch of different paperwork now."
In my dream I was living in a giant moving robotic city sort of like a Sandcrawler from Star Wars in a wasteland on another planet. We were fighting aliens or something and usually fled in the moving thing because they were stronger, but the motor broke or something and we had to fight. Some of these creatures were absolutely massive and giant robots were used to fight them. Oh yeah, and Bernie Sanders was visiting as part of his campaign. I had more parts to the dream, but I can't recall them.
My dreams have been pretty violent recently. I feel a little worried, sometimes I wake up and I still can remember most of the dream for hours after being awake and I end up feeling scared and nervous for the rest of the day.
i had this dream were i went out to kitchen and grabbed a hotdog bun and cut it and put my dog in it the end
I was in a Minecraft parkour map, and kept on falling off the first jump
[QUOTE=Dr. Ocsid;48893561]Well, I had another weird-ass dream. So it started off with me visiting this new school that had been built in my neighborhood. I wasn't attending, but rather, for some reason, I had to tell the principal something [I]very[/I] important. Apparently, a life or death situation. So I ran around the hallways trying to get one of the teachers to tell me how to get to the principal's office, but none of them actually believed me about the thing I needed to tell them. Eventually I gave up on that and decided to look for it myself. Well, after a period of looking I got distracted. There were some kids in the main lobby, and I went to go talk to them. One of them (Maybe 12-14) put out their hand for me to shake, but as soon as I grabbed his hand... he proceeded to rub mine all over his ass. I have no idea [I]why,[/I] but that happened. After being a bit disgusted by that, I was distracted again when I noticed the school has a [I]Wal-Mart[/I] in it. And they were directly connected. As in, there were no walls separating the lobby from the Wal-Mart, just one side went directly into Wal-Mart's freezer section. Surprised by this, I went over to one of the freezers and grabbed a box of superpretzels. I decided I would pay for them after telling the principal about the thing, so I went back into the school with them. Well, after a bit, the police arrived at the school. I was thoroughly confused until that kid from earlier showed up. A policeman entered and he instantly accused me of stealing those superpretzels. I quickly tried to explain that I was going to pay for them, but he wouldn't believe me. He told me I was under arrest, and then he started... walking back to the police station. By himself. I followed him asking if I needed to, and he was like "No, go back to the school." Now, at this point, I could have easily just ran back home. But for some reason, I decided to go back to the school, probably so I could try one more time to contact the principal. However, as soon as I entered the school again, the dream ended.[/QUOTE] God damn, that sounds exactly like most of my dreams. I mean, not Wal-Mart precisely, but something else very similar happening but under completely different setting.
I had a laptop cooling pad that doubled as a toilet. It was clogged, and I was absolutely clueless as to why. It wasn't much bigger than a normal laptop cooling pad, either.
A woman I like sleeping with another guy.
I had a short dream that my friend stole my girlfriend from me :/
I was making salad, but instead of using normal lettuce, I stabbed my friend and lettuce poured out of the wound.
I was browsing steam store on my PC then my wallet stuck to the screen. I couldn't get it off. Then it turned night outside, people were screaming and green rectangles with -50% on them were falling from the sky destroying everything below.
Dream where I was flying a plane, and got caught in a time warp that sent me to the 1930s. I had to emergency land on an aircraft carrier and talked about the future with Einstein who was stationed on the ship for some reason
I keep dreaming about elves for some reason.
Right before I woke up, I had a dream where this post I made: [QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;48956181]I will never call people like these true Christians. They never ever try to help others via Jesus, but rather scare people so they can be "Christians." Like seriously, they need to take time to think about what they have done. Like what rational person would think that Jesus would want this?!?![/QUOTE] somehow had all these really really racist things against muslims instead of what i actually said. So I scrambled to edit the post on my 3ds and slowly succumbed to reality where I didn't even have my 3ds and noticed it was all a dream. the real disturbing part was that it was in the exact place that I was in bed.
I pulled an all-nighter so my dream was N/A
A world which was divided into multiple cities. Each city was surrounded by a dam, and had a timer on it that measured the city's life. Once the timer ran out, the city was considered too old, and the dam would burst and flood it completely. The dream was about travelling to cities that were close to their time, and saving people from their impending doom.
last night i dreamt ii was a pie in a family of fat people it was a short dream
All this week I've had distressing and unpleasant dreams, but last night/early this morning I FINALLY had something fun and surreal again. I started out in a little preschool for cyborg kids and cute robot penguins, the landscape outside was bright, colorful and trippy, like something from "No man's sky.". After that, I drove/flew a FedEx truck to my house, which was apparently in quaint, Dutch countryside. And, I completely dug out my backyard and made it into a giant mud hole for my Rhinoceros... Yeah, I have no clue, it was fun though. :v:
I dreamt about a surreal version of real life.
i dreamt about dragons, but i can't exactly remember what was going on.
I had a dream that Fallout 4 leaked early and I got to play the intro. I have a feeling the intro in my dream was better written then what will be in the game.
I decided to apply to Cambridge after a long fruitless year of trying to get a job, and was accepted there. Phil (from the Last Man on Earth) interrupted the first lecture by saying how much he loves Carol, but was ushered out by security. After the lecture, it became apparent that Carol left Phil and now he's all alone. We went to Carol together and she took him back. When I came back to university, my friend Roland wanted to go "station hopping". So we started at Victoria station and cycled to Brighton using a similar route as the rail line. We ended up at Preston Park before Roland got tired, and we agreed to take a bus the rest of the way.
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