I used magical powers to take over Canada as a military dictator and start a talkshow with Cthulhu
Thats all i remember
I woke up in my dream. Twice.
chicks
Not 100% a dream, but usually when I have sleep paralysis I see a black bird (either a crow or a raven) inside my room usually on a dresser or by my window. It's always this strange black bird.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49224308]Not 100% a dream, but usually when I have sleep paralysis I see a black bird (either a crow or a raven) inside my room usually on a dresser or by my window. It's always this strange black bird.[/QUOTE]
...Nevermore.
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49225911]...Nevermore.[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's what I was thinking, straight out of a Poe story or maybe even The Crow.
it was christmas and i was the only person on earth that remembered and nobody else cared.
[QUOTE=Qaus;49227031]it was christmas and i was the only person on earth that remembered and nobody else cared.[/QUOTE]
I smell a new Kirk Cameron film
I had a dream that I turned down making out with a girl because I was so self conscious about the way I looked. :C
I typically don't remember my dreams so this is exciting for me
I remember being at my dad's house (although it looked very different) and it just being him living there. Three cousins that were all teenagers decided to visit him for some reason (they don't exist irl) and as it turns out, were really racist. Like, to the point where once someone spilled Coke on the carpet and they refused to clean it up because it was a BROWN drink.
Near the end of the dream, one of these cousins dropped a tiny little piece of paper on the ground. I bent down to pick it up and gave it to him. Well, he had his hand outstretched near his mouth, and as I reached up to give him said piece of paper he grabbed my hand and tried to bite my knuckle off
that's what I get for falling asleep drunk
I opened console and typed disconnect.
That was really fucking weird, Is wear I slept for like, 20 seconds.
I built a PC that somehow ran everything perfectly at 1080p despite having a pentium and an old voodoo graphics card.
Found a button behind the fridge at my grandmother's house. I pressed it, and a hatch opened on the floor. The hatch led to a dungeon. I met two random guys down there, and we formed a party to reach the legendary 5th level which a demon resided on. We fought our way down there but I woke up before the boss battle.
Had a dream I was doing my usual shopping in the store when a black guy just started following me around before jumping on my back and trying to strangle me. You ever had those dreams when something happens you can actually feel it? I could actually feel myself loosing my air. I am a Conceal Carry for real and in the dream I had my PPK, I managed to clip him in the leg to get him off me. He ran at me and I put the other 6 rounds in his chest. Before he fell I woke up, my heart was beating so fast my nose was bleeding. I knew it was a dream, I knew it was not real, but I still checked the magazine and saw all 7 loaded. I could still feel his hands on my throat. I could still see his face, I could still hear him running at me and I could still feel the recoil in my hand to which at that point I went to the bathroom and puked.
Today I went to the psychiatrist and told him about this. I've had nightmares, I've had some weird dreams but never, ever like this. I was expecting the whole "You sound like the typical 2nd amendment blah blah blah." Surprising enough I got the exact opposite of that. He told me I have built up an overwhelming amount of stress in daily life and I relieved it in the dream. I told him about the nose bleed and the puking, he told me it was an adrenaline rush I'd acquired while dreaming. He actually recommended I should go to the shooting range more often to relief stress and if dreams like that occur to contact him again.
I honestly do not want to sleep tonight.
I was a spy listening to Numbers Stations while hiding out. Some guy goes "What's that noise"? but I shot him.
I had a dream where I was a glowing feral ghoul and was chasing everyone and causing havoc at the local supermarket
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Had a dream I said "weeaboo" to my brother and he became furious so I began taunting him by stating "why you so mad? Is it your trigger word?! lel". And he was even more pissed off and started throwing cardboard pieces at me.
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49239910]Had a dream I said "weeaboo" to my brother and he became furious so I began taunting him by stating "why you so mad? Is it your trigger word?! lel". And he was even more pissed off and started throwing cardboard pieces at me.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure that was a dream because that sounds like something that would happen in real life
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;49239961]Are you sure that was a dream because that sounds like something that would happen in real life[/QUOTE]
It was a dream for sure because I would never talk to my siblings like that and my brother has terrible aim.
Apparently, I just dreamt up an entire episode of Prison Break
I don't remember most of it, but in it, Sara turned out to be alive, but had cancer, so she cut some guy's beard off and glued it on as a disguise while sneaking into some missile facility to blow up some other facility (I don't remember what kind)
Mahone, that Whistler guy and what was apparently Whistler's son were watching the explosion from a boat in the middle of the sea
There was also some guy who tried to rape Sara, so they had some weirdos cut out circular pieces of skin from his face and replace it with nasty yellow-looking skin, which made one side of his face swell up and made him look like an alien
What the fuck
I just woke up from a dream where I was a man [I]living without half of his head.[/I]
The dream ended with me triumphantly being allowed to die.
[I]What the fuck?[/I]
My dream last night was what I believe to be the first dream where I've consciously been able to control my actions.
I was at some huge house and Marty McFly was there for some reason. I walked in on him making out with his sister and he started arguing with his parents about their special bond. Feeling disturbed I left and hung out with some friends.
One of my friends drove us up to some ruin kinda place and I was trying to talk to these people who were standing on steps next to a rough canal, almost drowning. They told me to stop the footprint path from reaching the top of the mountain (whatever that means). I fiddled with some communications equipment then found 6 beds with 3 pairs of twins sleeping. I started talking to one of them, some chick with black hair wearing pyjamas. We then we started fondling each other for a bit.
Next thing I know I'm at a train station and I board a train which is literally a school on a train. I ate some shitty lunch food and observed some man telling this kid to meet up with him that night, saying something about spaceships to lure the kid. When he was talking about the spaceships, animated ascii art of rocket ships appeared in a speech bubble above his head.
After that I somehow ended up with some man who hates Zeppelins so I took a rifle and fired a single shot at one in the sky and nothing happened.
Another dream about metal detecting. I was scouring the lakeside and found an enormous silver bracelet studded with diamonds. It was atleast 0,5kg in weight. Inside, there was writing "From Thames on the 9th visit, 1792"
I woke up with my heart beating like crazy.
Must be withdrawal symptoms since winter arrived and I can't detect anymore due to snow :v: 6 months to go.
I had two dreams last night.
In the first one I was on my computer browsing the internet, except I wasn't in my room, I was on this astral plane. One of my friends walked in and asked me to follow his Tumblr.
In the second one I was on some space station with another astronaut who told me a story about how the space agency sent astronauts to Venus. As soon as they stepped onto the planet they were instantaneously crushed. He said he'd heard the audio file and all you here is this huge crunch when the bodies were crushed. He thought it was hilarious and started laughing. I returned to the surface and was walking through a high school with this blonde haired girl. She was asking me about being an astronaut and stuff. I walked past this guy surrounded by a group of his friends strangling a girl. I took a few steps before I stopped, clenched my fists and turned around. I saw her walking off with her friend laughing, she was holding her throat. I turned back and continued my conversation with the blonde haired girl.
I was a soldier in WW1 but I could activate bullet dodge. I ran across a field with a bayonet and activated it to dodge a machine gunner. As I reached the end I did a front flip bringing the bayonet down into his eye while at the same time was able to take his gun and shoot 5 other Germans.
i was physically abused
I became a bounty hunter and was hired by the government to assassinate celebrities. I think I may have assassinated Trump...
I probably had this dream because I watched Django the night before.
I was watching a Japanese version of Celebrity Apprentice, and all the celebrities were cosplaying and playing anime music with a weird instruments (eg. theremin) and singing.
Also in the kitchen we were cooking cookies on the the stove in a pan. One of the cookies got burnt but the burnt parts turned into pineapple. Resulting in a disgusting cookie-pineapple hybrid.
Before going to sleep last night I had a wandering thought what the most harsh military training would be like. That thought must have stayed in my subconscious as the dream that followed was pretty hardcore.
I was part of a group in a completely locked down building. There were many rooms but no exit. The area was governed by a goddess, that nobody had seen before. Our group trained mystical martial arts techniques in that area, the training was super harsh. I was tied to a wall for 100 days while being constantly sprayed by acid. Our power was measured in "Points".
My training was so hardcore that the goddess herself descended and gave me a special seal/tattoo on the hand that looked like [url=http://i.imgur.com/R2KGkUN.png]this[/url]. Also I was romancing with a vampire chick. We all had a coloured band on our arms, it was yellow.
Our group found a secret timer behind a false wall. It showed to us that the time inside this "area" was moving much faster than outside, a year inside would be just mere seconds of "real time". So we stopped worrying and kept training even harder.
Eventually the training was nearing its end. Each one of us had acquired a few dozen points of power, and the goddess unlocked the door to the outside. What we found out was that it was actually a combination of facilities. There were many other sealed areas like ours, each with their own group of trainees.
The place that all of these areas were in wasn't a big building, but an unimaginably massive battleship and we were in fact crew for it. From the other areas came other groups each with their own different color band on their arm. We were greeted by some kind of super powerful master admiral with 3,9 million power points. Those who fucked up their greeting to him in response, were instantly killed by the goddess that was still hanging around. I woke up after shaking hands with him
Had a dream last night where I relived my brother's funeral, but instead his ex-GF and her mom made a huge scene and ruined it by saying disrespectful things about him and the circumstances of his death.
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