I dreamt I left a few spiders alive in my house and then after a little while they had covered the entire house in massive webs and there were hundreds of them.
This is a little disturbing, so if you don't like this sort of stuff just skip my post.
I don't remember much of my dream last night, but this part stood out. I was staring at a mirror and had these, I guess bubbles, under my skin. I popped one, like you would pop a zit and they all burst at once covering my face with blood. I wash myself and my face is clean. No scars. Just a clean face like it was freshly shaved. I felt a bit off the whole day because of it.
i dreamt that i was happy
I went to visit my old high school teacher and he yelled at me for not having any identification. Then I yelled at some black kid who was breaking into my car.
I had a dream where Darth Vader forced me to play Professor Layton on the DS as punishment for escaping from his slave camp.
I borrowed about $1500 from my friend, who in real life is actually poorer than me wtf
[QUOTE=kilerabv;49329409]This is a little disturbing, so if you don't like this sort of stuff just skip my post.
I don't remember much of my dream last night, but this part stood out. I was staring at a mirror and had these, I guess bubbles, under my skin. I popped one, like you would pop a zit and they all burst at once covering my face with blood. I wash myself and my face is clean. No scars. Just a clean face like it was freshly shaved. I felt a bit off the whole day because of it.[/QUOTE]
I've had one of those dreams before. The entire day I was feeling my arms to make sure I didn't have anything on my skin.
the only thing i remember is that the star rating in sensational headlines was changed to :shitposting: and i didn't even remember it was a dream and not real life until just now it seemed fitting enough
I had a dream that a very angry gorilla was chasing after me.
Apparently I woke up screaming like a chimpanzee.
i was in some futuristic looking city although it was pretty dirty. i had a purpose but i don't remember it. i went into a hotel, and that is when i saw a girl i know. i tried to get to her so we could talk, but i just couldn't. i instead checked out a room there and found my way to it. i went to sleep. i find myself dreaming i am in the same hotel, but empty. i am wandering the halls when i see a younger version of the girl go around a corner. i go after her and eventually catch up. when she turns to look at me, she ages to what she is now, and i find that we're back in the stone age. she and i are hunting, i assume, when we are attacked by 4 other people who i feel i had a history of beef with. we fought between a cliff and a river. during the combat, i fully wake up. there was more to it, more detail and things that happened in the hotel and around it, but i cannot remember them well enough to put words to them
Recently I've started dreaming some really intriguing stuff. One time I dreamed about cars honking and hearing someone panting in my left ear. The whole time my vision was black. Nothing too converning
But last night took it to the next level of "what". I dreamed about getting spawncamped in TF2, which by itself alone is fucking weird in a way of "why". But it doesn't end here, in my dream, I had one of those "had enough of this shit" moments and charged at a Soldier with a knife. Now this is where it gets interesting. Instead of going for his face or anything that can bleed, I went for the pudding in his hands(don't remember what it was or why it existed in the TF2 universe in the first place). Shitty hit detection popped in so I swung at it like 5 times before I managed to cut the lid open. I jumped off and started eating it. After finishing it, I looked at the "best before" on it. Fucking expired 4 months ago. Immediately went next to a trash-can and puked it right out, and that was the end of the dream.
I should lay off the coffee.
Last night I had a dream that I was eating this pizza thing, except it wasn't a pizza, it was fluffy dough probably 5 inches high and 3 inches wide. Holy shit was it delicious.
i was on a car trip with my mom, grandma, and donald trump. i was uncomfortable because the back seat was cramped and i was sitting crosslegged for some reason so my shoes were digging into trumps leg, but i guess he didn't mind because he just kept playing with his phone. he never said anything.
dreamed about having public sex, was p cool
Arnold Schwarzenegger was crying and forced to suck Kobe Bryant's dick
It's not a dumb joke it was a real dream I had. I am actually worried about why I would even have a dream like that
not last night but this morning. i was at my house again when some friends came over. we hung out and then went to crash in my room since i have a king sized bed and a couch in there. the girl i know is there, lying lengthwise on my bed (aka normally). i tell her that she should really lay width wise so there's more room to which she replied "Nah, it will be fine" and smiled. i shrugged, and laid down next to her. she rolled onto me, we hugged, and basically spooned for the rest of thst dream.
i then found myself in a large but rundown town that appeared to be on the oregon coast. i parked my car and began walking to the police station, which is where i worked in the dream. while walking to the front gate, i noticed two seedy looking people trying to cut me off, as though they wanted to take my ID card which would let them into the police department. i sense that at least one of them is armed. since i don't want to die, but i still need to get in to work, i guess i teleport inside because that is where i find myself. i'm in a sort of locker/breakroom/armory, with 70s swat gear hanging from hooks. there are also gopro-like cameras which seem to attach to the helmets. i think to myself that i want to teach those punks a lesson, and begin to suit up. right as i am grabbing the mp5 i think "wait a second, what am i doing? i can't do this, they haven't committed any crimes. besides, there'd be lifelong repercussions on myself if i did that." i took off the swat gear, then my dream ended
[QUOTE=Rudevinny;49381276]Someone awarded me a silver statuette. For what? I don't know, but I sure as hell was proud about it.
Afterwards I was on my way back home, when a random douchebag kid demanded I hand over the statuette. I refused and he attacked me and tried to take the statuette. I started hitting him in the face with the statuette until half of his face had caved in. For whatever reason the kid wouldn't just die no matter how hard I bludgeoned him, so eventually he just gave up out of boredom and walked to a bus stop where he stayed at for the rest of the dream. He kept grumbling about how he doesn't have a silver statuette, nevermind the fact that his face had been fucked up beyond recognition.[/QUOTE]
sounds like you've been playing too much dwarf fortress
Had an insane dream about a god helping me understand the universe. He took my hand and we flew to space above planet earth. The vividness of the blue planet was complete. We then flew even further and saw the entire galaxy. It was an unbelievably pretty and vivid sight. We then started moving again, this time seeing the entire universe at once, galaxies, billions of them covering my field of vision. And I was floating there, looking at everything in existence. We then moved even further, and as we crossed the boundary of the universe it was an atom. Our universe was inside a single atom and there were immeasurably many atoms spinning around us. We flew further and we came out of a single living cell. And I woke up with my mind blown the fuck away.
[QUOTE=Orkel;49397636]Had an insane dream about a god helping me understand the universe. He took my hand and we flew to space above planet earth. The vividness of the blue planet was complete. We then flew even further and saw the entire galaxy. It was an unbelievably pretty and vivid sight. We then started moving again, this time seeing the entire universe at once, galaxies, billions of them covering my field of vision. And I was floating there, looking at everything in existence. We then moved even further, and as we crossed the boundary of the universe it was an atom. Our universe was inside a single atom and there were immeasurably many atoms spinning around us. We flew further and we came out of a single living cell. And I woke up with my mind blown the fuck away.[/QUOTE]
That's so fucking awesome. I wish I got dreams like that.
That a Keanu Reeves look-alike gave me a Defcon 1 wedgie.
I was watching "The World Series Of Pinball Hosted By Tim And Eric". The table in question had a route that for whatever reason went through my apartment. When it got to the bedroom, the player played a bonus game where he had to throw kickballs into holes as cardboard cutouts moved to try and block the shots. According to Tim and Eric, players usually skip that bonus round as it eats into their limited time per run.
I dreamt I was killing shitloads of bugs in my house. Thankfully my home is fairly bug-free
I dreamt I was in a alternate mecha war against the nazi and my squad and me rode off on the back of a flying mecha to another planet with a super secret nazi base and there I had to wait for the right moment to murder Hitler (or one of his generals that looked exactly like him) with a hugeass knife decapitating his head. That another planet looked somewhat like Stroggos from Quake 4.
Might've been because someone here reminded me of Wolfenstein yesterday
I dreamt that I was being executed by ISIS, and survived the beheading... some how.
I watched Star Wars VIII and Han Solo started to grow hair everywhere and he became a Wookie and the whole film was about him trying to shave it all off.
someone was burning down all of the villages, and i was too slow to reach all of them in time, so the best i could do was help people out of burning buildings. i managed to get someone out of a building before it collapsed, and i looked at my map to discover that whoever was doing this had started 7 more fires in other villages spread out all over. i was furious at whoever it was, but then someone told me to wash the porch so i went and put a carpet into a kiddy pool so i could wipe off the porch with it.
Monsters/undead/vampires took over my campus and instead of fighting and getting killed I decided to join them. While it was really scary at first, they were really nice and I remember walking down the street and waving at one and they waved back and I felt really happy to be in this sort of pseudo-family.
Then apparently the ritual to become a vampire requires I fill my hunger meter so I was running around trying to find vending machines and it was really stressful.
Weird shit.
Sitting next to an old guy wearing a golden coloured bear skin talking about loneliness and how it isn't that bad.
His 3 half German Shepard - half wolves try to catch massive carps from a pond we're next to. He says to his dogs that they're going to continue their travels when one of them bites him in the hand.
I could hear the bone cracking so I pulled it's leg, then one of the other dogs lunges for my neck.
Last thing I felt was my windpipe rupturing and warm blood gushing over my neck and shoulders.
Normally my dreams are kinda cryptic but hoooly fuck
[editline]28th December 2015[/editline]
Also something about periods but that was vague as shit, everything smelled like fish tho
I was going down a mountain road with a friend on bicycles. The view was brilliant and it was summer.
We arrived at the bottom of the mountain, and there were old castle ruins. We went inside and found Darth Vader, who we saluted.
Vader saluted us back very confused and asked who the fuck we were, then I woke up
it was this bizarre combination of various games and tv shows that i either watched or played a long time ago or have never played at all. first it was some weird first person version of cities: skylines and i was placing water down. i had 4 choices, regular water, black water, and "heavy" variants of both that were easier to drown in. it didn't matter what i did in the end because a mudslide took out the river.
then it went into some modern version of medieval engineers where i was laying down highways, but then carl from jimmy neutron started smashing my pipe system so i kicked him down a hill. an evil teacher came so i hopped into the chalkzone where the one girl with the glasses had just discovered i had magic chalk. she was upset i had never told her, and she flipped a switch on the mechanical chair i was sitting in. this wound up hypnotizing her, so i was trying to lead her away from the area and out of the zone so she would forget everything about it, when i realized there were intruders from the zone in our base.
turns out it was the teenage mutant ninja turtles and they were trying to stop our missile launch. i went around the side to try and stop them, but wound up in a choke hold in front of the launch panel. the launch panel was not straightforward at all, being a puzzle where you had to work out what buttons to press. i struggled to finish the puzzle while being held when i realized that underneath the question in small print was the answer, like on a crossword or something, i tried putting that in but the turtle holding me jerked my arm away and made fun of me for looking at the answer.
then i was eating lunch and playing some rpg on my gameboy. i was in some darkworld version of a place that seemed really familiar to me. the background music sounded like three blind mice, but remixed into a catchy electro pop version. everything was grimmer in the town i was in, with children mentioning their father made drugs, the guy who sold snowballs was now selling explosives, and some cat who was my friend in the "good" version of the town asking if i had any drugs on me.
then a spam phone call woke me up.
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