• What did you dream about last night?
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I was using my computer when some website with a browser exploit installs maleare that sends your files to some hacker. To try and remove it I attempt to install MalwareBytes and Rkill. The malware detected it and displayed a message saying something along the lines of "If I can't have your data, no one can!". It formatted Windows, and in it's place installed a Linux distro meant for PS2. The distro had a logo similar to FreeMcBoot and Mod Organizer. Upon startup it showed a demo animation of a fly by of the solar system to [URL="https://soundcloud.com/teque/3dmark2000-soundtrack"]this song[/URL]. The planets then became 3D icons for the different parts of the OS.
A weird dream where I was in a space fleet and we fought humans from an alternate reality, their space ships looked like huge passenger jets. The most vivid image from that dream is looking at a burning passenger jumbo jet spin towards the planet below after we shot lasers at it.
I dreamt postal banned me for two days for reason: "MajorWX", when I asked about the ban reason in the refuge camp he was just really vague and rude about it.
I got mugged. Then I shot 20 mexicans in a hotel.
A new temp was hired to the same department at my job and it turned out to be Vladimir Putin.
Just woke up really early, with a dream still fresh in my head. What I dreamed about was either pure genius or pure sacrilege. I dreamt that there was a movie of One Punch Man where Saitama finally met his match. It starts with Saitama grocery shopping, where he heard a weird electrical gun shot. With his super human reflexes, he tilts his body away only to be surprised he was barley fast enough for the dodge. A strange lightning covered bullet travels across the skin of his cheek, tearing the flesh in its path. Saitama was startled as he had to hold his bleeding wound. He turns to the entrance of the panicking grocery store to see a ceremonially cloaked figure holding on to a gun made out of a weird combination of platinum and stone. The hooded villain gives an entrance of booming demoniacal laughter as he slowly approaches the legendary one punch man. He gives a long winded speech about how he wants to sacrifice the strongest hero on earth to his beloved god Zeus and how the mythological god himself forged the gun in his hand to smite anyone who is directly struck by it. One Punch Man thinks this guy is full of hot air like the others till he sees that every other building behind him has a big gaping hole through it, something like what one of his punches would do. While looking away the cloaked figure luges for a point blank kill. Saitama dodges the next attack with an arm push and throws a punch. To his surprise the man barely dodges the attack as well as causing a big hole in his robe to be torn open. From that point the fight begins. They basically do the whole One Punch Man needs to keep dodging while the Gun Slinger has to keep his kiting distance. Eventually One Punch Man has to stop an on coming blast with his fist causing a clash between an unstoppable object and an unmovable object, making a super powered collision. The Red glove is blasted off but his legendary fist still stands, steaming at the energy. However to his shock, the bullet drops with no dent or scratches. And thats where I woke up. I know this whole thing sounds a little fan fictiony but I always pondered would there every be a way for Saitama to meet his match without breaking the whole "One Punch" rule; Then today I seemed to have dreamt of a possible solution. What if he had to fight an opponent that also had the capacity to kill in a singular blow but is also mortal to his legendary punches. I also thought for legitimacy I would tie the power to an all powerful entity like a mythological god for back story and reasonability on how such an opponent could exist in the One Punch Universe. With that said I'm going back to bed. Happy dreaming.
Had a realistic dream about visiting the ISS. No stupid dream shit happened. Rode a rocket up there, docked, had fun in zero gravity and talked to the crew members, looked at the massive earth. In the end one of their experiments blew up, causing half of the station to decompress. The rest of the dream was spent in closing various valves to save air, and then we boarded a Soyuz and landed back on earth.
I had the weirdest dream known to man a few days back. I was in GTA but had no idea I was in it. I got into a truck ( I was really young in my dream ) and ran into a mansion where my parents were having a party at. I backed up and ran over like 20 people and started balling my eyes out because it was an accident. Then cops started chasing me and I was running from the cops. Then I realised it was GTA when I saw the crosshair lmao. Then I got arrested and my cell was my basement. Really weird dream and I was so glad when I woke up lmao. I thought it was real to haha.
Dream about cooking curry so powerful that I built a nuke out of it
I dreamt that I decided to give up on my job and go teach ESL in a far-flung country (I forget where), but then I was having an argument with my landlord about my contract and selling all my furniture and stuff. Even my dreams are boring :/
[QUOTE=Orkel;49482130]The most vivid image from that dream is looking at a burning passenger jumbo jet spin towards the planet below after we shot lasers at it.[/QUOTE] Jupiter/11 never forget
A Perfect Dark reboot where the protagonist looked more like Cate Archer from No One Lives Forever rather than Joanna and instead of whatever happens in Perfect Dark (I've never played it), it was about stopping a mad scientist from using an army of dinosaurs to take over the world. The game opens with a cyberpunk version of the first level of Goldeneye before opening up to a cyberpunk Vice City.
I'll skip the boring details, but the dream gets to a man charging into a skeleton sorcerer's lair to rescue a princess. The sorcerer says to him something along the lines of, "So you love her enough to fight your way in to rescue her... but, do you love her enough to become her GAY LOVER!?" He then transforms himself into a prince, then switches bodies with the princess. The guy looks dumbfounded for a moment, then mutters yes before grabbing her (his?) hand and walking out. The Sorcerer laughs. It's also worth mentioning that the skeleton sorcerer had a huge beard made of bones.
I dreamed I got rejected badly by a girl last night and the night before. My brain sucks.
[QUOTE=RoboChimp;49521311]I dreamed I got rejected badly by a girl last night and the night before. My brain sucks.[/QUOTE] I have these dreams a lot.
[QUOTE=Verideth;49521358]I have these dreams a lot.[/QUOTE]Ah ok, I wish it was the other way around. Aren't girls supposed to say yes in our dreams?
That I had a pack of Oreos. They weren't even actual Oreos, they were a generic dollar store brand.
I got cut in half and it didn't hurt, it just felt really cold :v:
That my girlfriend was happier with someone else and that I was okay with that, because then at least she was happy.
i touched my cell phone's cracked screen and it caused it to permanently dim to gameboy color levels of dim
All i can remember of the dream was that I was Rick Sanchez (rick and morty) talking to a disembodied head saying "I just want someone who understands, not someone who just agrees with me all the time, but someone who can see it from my angle"
My point of view kept switching between a crudely drawn picture of a woman, then a cat. All the while a voice kept saying "you miss your mommy and your kitty?" in a distorted but mocking tone.
i was laying in bed when i heard the doorbell ring. i didn't do anything about it, despite my dogs barking up a storm. i lay a while, when i hear a motorcycle start up and a hell's angel type biker go tearing around my house. i somehow find myself downstairs, so i run to the closet where we keep the gun and go inside so they can't see me through the windows. the gun isn't there. i hear the motorcycle stop and a heavy pounding on the door to the house. my dream ends there. this isn't the first time i have had this dream of this scenario
ok this one is going to sound odd but lets start. So I wake up in the wild Thornberrys rv this thing [img]http://nick.mtvnimages.com/nick-assets/video/images/wild-thornberrys/valley-girls-1.jpg?format=jpeg&matteColor=white[/img] There is a whole bunch of anime people around me and we were being chased by all the five night at freddy's robots and we were in the middle of like Africa or something. Any way the robots catch up some what and start sticking their heads through a back window so I can't find a weapon and start trying to cut there heads off with fiestaware plates cause those things are pretty hard [t]http://vintageamericanpottery.com/fiestaware/Vintage-fiesta-bread-butter-6-inch-plates-original-colors-for-sale15.jpg[/t] So as I'm doing that my pregnant anime wife is giving birth like in the fury road and the RV stops. She gives birth and we all run outside. I tell everyone to run while I fight them off and then a holy katana blade appears out of the sky and drops into my hand then the I'm so excited song starts playing in the back ground while I'm fighting. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE[/media] I then woke up and started laughing.
Had a night terror a couple of days ago, I turned the lights on and saw a weird white spider with orange dots on it crawling around in my bed and jolted up, then realized it was a hallucination and went back to sleep I've noticed it only happens when I haven't been drinking for a while
That I was talking to my grandpa and told him to seriously get medical help before he passed away. Then I was drinking Sprite in a house in a place that looked similar to my neighborhood. And then I saw one of my favorite musicians (Stanley Clarke) die in front of my own eyes. [sp] Kinda fucked up [/sp]
For some reason, my more recent dreams involve sex with hot women while dressed as one.
I had a dream that I made a video game I've always wanted to make and people really loved the game and main character in it and I was super happy
an online friend who I haven't talked to for a while suddenly decided to visit me we hung out, played games etc and it was pretty cool until somehow we ended up in the same bed and took a shower, at the same time, while on the bed I just kept thinking "jesus this is fucking weird why are we doing this we are ruining my bed" but he insisted just chatting normally through it and I wondered if this was some strange custom in his country or something then later on turns out he had recorded every single thing we talked about and made a youtube video out of it, shower scene and all. I thought this was even stranger and thought about just getting the fuck out of there when he started showing the video to everyone. since I didn't want to have people laughing at how uncomfortable I felt during the whole thing I had to grin and bear it while every single person I know was shown the video. worst of all this was one of those nights where you close your eyes for five minutes and it's morning, not even feeling like you fell asleep
i met harrison ford and for some reason he was entirely unimpressed with whatever i said or did :what:
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