me and my crush went to america
we didnt do anything other than eat at a diner and nothing happened
then we went back to germany and i woke up because nothing happened
I was assigned to moderate the chat of an international meme competition
I've had the flu the past few days and my dreams have been about a misty island. It has tropical beaches with near white sand and huge mountains going up into the storm cloud. I think I saw a boat or something, but I keep waking up in a cold sweat. I rarely 'go back' to a dream, but it's all I've dreamt about lately. Shit's weird yo
[QUOTE=Orkel;49843698]I was assigned to moderate the chat of an international meme competition[/QUOTE]
So LMAO pics?
i keep dreaming of going to bosnia which i grew to despise by now because its always the same
and i keep getting this lack of hair that looks like im balding in my dreams like wtf
I had a dream that I was a spy.
I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's place and had a really strange dream about pushing a former classmate into water over and over again, and a friend of mine walking onto some kind of ramp and suddenly having wheels pop out of his shoes as he started roller skating across the ramp. Suddenly he was sitting in a go-kart of some sort and was talking about making it explode while still on the ramp. I don't even know.
Then I walked out of there and sat down at a fancy dinner table and started eating homemade ice cream, then some random guy from behind me asked to taste it and ate it all. He said I could come over to his place at any time and he'd give me food since he ate all my ice cream.
One dream was about finding extremely old revolver pieces buried under a tree in my yard. It was a model "Uryuium" from the year 1887, and was apparently used for discipline. Made in Germany.
There was another of the same kind found on the Titanic, and I used its parts to complete the yard revolver. It was apparently super rare and could fetch up to $10,000 on ebay. Defended my home against invaders with it and woke up.
Another dream about being in the future. I was in a car (it was an Audi) and the driver somehow transformed it so wings came out of the front, and we flew. It was very fun.
There was another car flying near us and the queen of England was inside. But it turns out the entire place was virtual reality, as when we flew outside the city everything turned like it was drawn in MSpaint.
A third dream where me and my family were at my grandmother's house, and there was a really weird vibe going on outside. It was raining, but the rain was stopping every few seconds, then going back to hurricane levels, then stopping, etc. Like really fast waves of rain.
And a constant oppressive feeling to it all. We were inside, talking about stuff, my grandfather mentioned he drove a boxy van when he was young.
The whole feel of the dream made me aware it was a dream, but I never took control of it. I casually mentioned it a couple of times to the others and they just shrugged it off. The vibes in the dream were so strange, I felt it would have been totally ruined if I turned it into a full lucid dream.
I woke up from the dream. But it was a false awakening, I was in the same house. I did a reality check like I always do (pinched nose and tried to breathe), but it failed (I couldn't breathe). So I thought it was reality. I talked to them about the weird dream I had, then the weird rain outside started again and made me realize the situation, I thought "what, really?" before waking up for real.
Had a dream where I was in a situation like Arma 3 Exile and I was looting some place, found an m24 rifle with a scope and I also had a revolver. I remember seeing some random dude out there see me and come over to me and I remember being super suspicious of his shit because he was probably trying to come over and shoot me. I told him to stop where he was and pointed my rifle at him, but the place I was looting was this awkward hut place and he got to within a few meters before he stopped.
After this I played it safe and had him kick me his revolver, then we both sat down at a bench inside and I told him he could have some of the loot as long as there was no funny business. The entire time I kept my own revolver pointed at him just in case. We talked a bit and after a while he seemed like an ok person and so I let my guard down, then he got real close and it seemed like he was up to something.
He got another gun from somewhere and we both froze for a few seconds with our guns pointed at eachother and then we shot one another in the heart. I remember the absolutely awful feeling of holding my hand over the hole and feeling the pressure from each beat as things faded out. I was able to mostly stop the bleeding with my hand by holding it tightly but as I started to search for help I knew I was fucked.
It reminded me a lot of the Hateful Eight which I saw a while ago.
in my kitchen were a bunch of uruk-hai and we had breakfast
I just had a dream where you could buy costumes/skins for characters in Pixar movies. You would apply them and watch the movie and everything would be exactly the same except Buzz Lightyear might be red and wearing a hat.
I dreamed that I finally met this girl i've been talking to from across the country.
We met in an IHOP and for some reason, she had the face of the girl who sits across from me in Chemistry.
She looks like a rabbit.
I went to japan and got insulted by a waiter who looked like a mix between George Takei and Dwayne Johnson. His suit looked like a million dollars. He criticized my clothing, amount I ate, and how I was an american in japan. We then started talking about musicians and we both game to agreement that limp bizkit was okay
I had a dream where I was wanking in my room, and then I looked up and realised I was actually at work and I had to put my pants back on before everyone in the office noticed. Woke up in a cold sweat. Brr
A few days ago I had a nightmare that creeped the hell out of me.
I "woke up" in the backseat of a car, my father was driving and my brother was on the other seat. As I looked through the window of the car I noticed that everything around us was in some kind of apocalypse-state, it was raining heavily and people were carrying weapons running from each other and fighting. A few seconds after I woke up I couldn't stop thinking: "I just had an accident, I'm unconscious at the hospital, this is just a nightmare".
A rush of adrenaline came to me, I felt like if I didn't wake up soon something could happen to my body, like I would be unplugged and then killed. I told my father about it and obviously he didn't believe me. He said "How could you be at an hospital, if you're right there?".
We arrived at a convenience store to get some supplies, we left our car parked a little far from the store. We all went into the store and then I thought "Our car was left behind, stuff in there could be stolen". Once we left the store and went into our car my dad noticed our stuff was missing. He got mad and said "Fuck, someone stole our supplies".
I tried to explain him that, since that was all a nightmare I was having while unconscious, everything I think will directly alter reality. He still couldn't believe me and said it was crazy talk, even while as soon as I forgot about the rain and the apocalypse, people stopped carrying weapons and it stopped raining. We kept driving and then we got deeper into the city, it looked weird now, it was all in a permanent nighttime, people acted quite strange and dressed very wild clothes that didn't match, plus they were all in front of stores and buildings looking at us. We went inside a clothes store and a bunch of women approached me to talk, at that point I tried all my efforts to make my father believe in me and tell him I had an accident and needed to wake up, but he refused to believe it was real.
One of the women asked me "You seem worried, why is that?"
"It's just, I had a very bad accident and I'm unconscious, I'm afraid I don't know how to wake up and my father doesn't believe me, I don't want to die".
She said "Oh, I knew about that accident too. I really hope you manage to wake up, I miss you". Then we both broke into tears and hugged. I felt sad but also a lot more calm now that I knew that someone believed in me.
I woke up in real life and first thing I did was being thankful I didn't wake up somewhere else.
Had a dream where I was playing Battlefield 4 using a controller.
I kept dying and missing shots, so I complained about controllers being shit for aiming.
Then it struck me that I can just turn off the controller and use my keyboard and mouse.
I proceeded to call myself an idiot and continue playing.
I was in a dark empty multi-level parking garage with a video camera in my hand and I think something was following me. I wouldn't really call it a nightmare but it was extremely eerie. There was a constant droning noise throughout the dream that sounded like this
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I heard some loud heavy footsteps behind me and I woke up. It was pretty bad.
Was a kid walking to school and my shoes disappeared causing me to walk in slow motion so i tried to walk into traffic to die but my legs were getting slower and eventually stopped moving
I was drinking a chocolate milk and it tasted awful, as soon as I drank most of it I saw a dog turd on the bottom of the cup. Someone came up to me and said "here have this" and gave me a delicious chocolate milk with no dog turd in it and it got the bad taste out of my mouth.
I remember a dream that I had as a kid.
I knew I was dreaming but could not wake up, because my dream self was dreaming about himself sleeping in the middle of a sinking cruising boat deck. I just couldn't do shit but as soon as the sleeping me woke up on the boat, the dream me woke up and I could move again.
I know it really feels like Inception but it was a little after I first watched Titanic a year after its release on theaters. I remember vivid images of the sleeping me in the middle of a panic filled deck and the huge pullback effect once he, my dream self and I woke up but that's it.
I had to watch a 3 minute trailer of Norm Of The North that kept repeating lines.
I was building an impossibly intelligent clone of Ted Cruz and planned to replace the real one in attempts to take over the world.
it was like my house, but different. the atmosphere was dark and dreary. i guess i was a survivor of some catastrophe. there was an RV parked where no vehicle has parked before. inside there were two young teen boys and an older girl, i am guessing they are siblings. the girl seemed to be teasing them about how they were going to die. next moment, i find myself inside my room, which overlooks where the rv is parked. there is an older lady in it seemingly looking for supplies. i chat with her a bit and agree to join with them. at that moment, i hear a strange noise, something between a roar and a deer call. outside there is some kind of hybrid between a deer and a liom moving about. i am scared to leave my room, so I somehow swap consciousness with one of the people in the RV. they seem to be arguing about who will leave it in order to help the people in my room, especially with that thing roaming about, eating garbage. it starts struggling moving, then vomits and seemingly passes out. we took that as our cue to get to work. the other people ran to catch stuff thrown from my room's window while i stayed in the RV starting it up. end dream.
The dad from moral oral was lecturing me on how Bernie Sanders is the gay devil
I went to Stockholm and sent a snapchat to my online friend making fun of immigration or something, he responded and wanted to hang out. I went to his place and he was in bed under the covers with a bodypillow while wearing a balaclava.
I dreamed that I was a pro-gamer
A couple years ago I was an office aide at my high school, and I, being the generally irresponsible person I am, went into a small room and closed the door behind me, and fell asleep on the couch. In my dream, I was sitting up in the same spot on the same couch in the same room. The door was open.
That's it. That's the whole dream. I woke up, and the door was still closed.
I had a dream where I shaved my ass and took pictures of it to catfish people
I watched a news report of a mugger who masqueraded as a street performer before striking. I went outside and decided to drive to a Krogers. On my way back, I came across a man who started doing the Charleston while mumbling a Kanye West song. I tried to drive past but he danced to the front of my car. I realized who he was and reached for any money to give him before he mugged me. The cup holders in my car were filled with quarters yet I was panicking thinking I didn't have enough to avoid getting mugged. My alarm woke me up as we walked up to my door and grabbed me by the shirt collar.
I had a dream that this girl i messaged online was ringing at the door. Then for some reason she had the keys to my place and wanted to come in. She was kind of small and had red hair and freckles but i've never seen her before. Then we went out for a walk, kind of like a date of some sort. I remember i was surprised and impressed that she could find me like that, but not angry. When i asked her where she lived she clearly said the name of the town that's like 10 minutes away. Anyway i remember we were walking together and talking about stuff and that she was walking really fast for some reason i was struggling to keep up with her. She also seemed excited but was acting a bit weird. Then it started raining and i'm pretty sure we sat down somewhere and i can't really remember what happened afterwards.
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