I was in high school again and I drew a bunch of really crappy drawings and posted them around the hallways of the school, some girl told me to stop attention whoring and I called her a bitch and slapped her, then the police came and I ran but they put me in a cop car and the driver of the car who looked exactly like my psychiatrist said she won't put me in the jailhouse in Toronto because too many rapes happen there, so she secretly drove me back to my house but I had to duck my head so the other cops won't see me bring driven back home.
The dream was a lot longer and stranger than that but this is all I remember exactly, that's what happens when you sleep for 17 hours after an all-nighter
Also I ate an expired slim jim
[editline]15th March 2016[/editline]
That was inside a locker at the gym
I was at some buttfuck nowhere bus station switching between buses and trying to sort out my backpack contents when suddenly I saw streaks of light arc over the horizon. I thought it was an MLRS strike and screamed everyone get down but everyone just stood around looking at the lights. Eventually the streaks faded away and the explosions never happened.
Later I was in my room late at night looking out of the window at the dozens of soldiers swimming over a stream behind my building. I recognised them as Russian soldiers and figured it must have been an airborne invasion. I packed my bags and dug up an assault rifle that I had hidden at the back of my closet. I was in the process of trying to figure out how to take it with me and not get discovered by possible checkpoints when I woke up.
I was in the second story of some mall at a store that simultaneously sold chinese antiques and hd porn from the fappening. I remember getting that Kate Upton fever and asking the old lady who ran the place, but the store also happened to be haunted by Fatal Frame style ghosts who were fought off by the chinese antiques and the old lady who ran the shop.
golden giant robot donald trump
I dreamt I was on King-da-ka at Six Flags Great Adventure, and every time they launched me, it didn't clear the hump, so I went backwards. After 5 tries, I got stuck at the top. Then the roller coaster caught fire :(
i dreamt that my dad started to call me a "nigga"
I dreamt that a few pictures from DAAS became real, right in front of my eyes.
:scream:
Dreamed there a new insult, called a Fuckoon or Fuckune. "Dude, you're such a fuckoon"
Not so much last night, but earlier I took a nap and dreamed I was watching some music video featuring Danny Devito as Frank Renyolds if he was early 80's CG like in the video for "Money For Nothing". Nothing noteworthy, just him dancing in place while what was supposed to be music was playing.
I was at home trying to build some kind of monitoring device. For what i don't remember but instead of building this device, i accidentally built some new kind of gravitational wave detector. One that was not too basic but not too complex, basically oscilloscope with some vacuum tube based device connected to it. So when i built this thing, i made video about it and uploaded it to youtube then some guy from some government or something contacted me that he wanted to see this device. then time jump where he arrives at my door, he was some old guy in a suit, he then starts asking me questions about how i built it, what parts did i use, stuff like that. then he asks me to show it in operation, i ask him to wait because i have to prepare it. Then my brother woke me up.
I need to stop reviewing all those D&D modules. I had a very peculiar dream where I went up to my attic and started messing around with some of the stuff in it, picked up a tiny miniature of a dragon from somewhere in a pile of old junk, which suddenly caused a door to appear in mid air. I approached this door, and then what appeared to be a glyph of warding on it shone to life and then a magic mouth said, 'if you are the true heir to this lost knowledge, speak the password'.
It was as tho i'd known all along what it was, and said 'ego draconis', which made the glyph deactivate and opened the door. I found myself in an extradimensional hideout which was full of all kinds of delicious treasure, magical and otherwise, but ignored it and unconsciously beelined towards a central chamber which had a throne carved from a single diamond, on which was seated what appeared to be a lich sporting a literal arsenal of magical equipment. It looked at me and said, 'little mortal, are you the one who will finally be heir to all this that you see around you, and take up my mantle as many another has done before me?'
it was a pity, but I woke up just as I was about to reply.
I was walking in the woods when I stumbled upon a secret futuristic village/society with tall metallic houses and very interesting architecture. It was a weird utopia, everyone was acting super happy and the grass was as green as it could be, the entire village was super clean etc, but there was a weird "fake" feeling to it all. As if it was like that just to look good to outsiders, I guess a north korean tourist trip would be the best comparison to the "feeling" of the place.
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Dream about being part of some kind of military training, the first thing we had to do was run a marathon of 40 km. During the run I saw a woman bullying the one next to her, so I spawned a motorcycle out of thin air and arrested her. Later in the dream, there was a party with old photographs being shown.
Another dream about being able to see ghosts. There was a black dude that turned out to be a ghost, he had drowned in a lake and I somehow helped him be free again by destroying the lake.
i was standing in line to get into a club that was hosting some kind of event. i had weed and a lighter hid in my asscrack so i could sneak it past security. they gave me a quick patdown, cleared me, then began to tell me who i can buy some good drugs from in the club. once i got in, it looked like an old office complex that had been partially converted to a club and partially still active as an office. i went on the club floor and snuck a hit off my pipe. there were a few people there i recognized. i then decided i wanted to see what was up with the building and left the club floor. i wandered the hallways when i found a door with a window leading into an office. i saw a lady seeming to wrap up for the day. i then went into the door next to it, which lead to a breakroom. there was a door in the corner that i entered. it was an incredibly small toilet closet, just deep enough to stand in front of the toilet and close the door behind me and about an inch wider on both sides of the toilet. i turned around, and sat on the toilet. the door did not appear to have any locking mechanism, until i pulled the handle where it seemingly locked. i heard the door to the breakroom open, and someone (presumably the lady) walk in.
~fin~
I was locked in a metal capsule, imprisoned by some mysterious power. I couldn't move, and I felt like I was suffocating. Eventually I was busted out and I tried to find an exit out of the facility. I find an elevator and rush in. I step out and find myself in the 1980s. I rush to a door to the outside and open it to find myself back in the present time, but still in the building. I run into another elevator. This time it was a green room with a ramp leading to a higher level. I walk up the ramp and press a button. the ramp raised up, but the elevator didn't move. The door wouldn't open. My alarm woke up before I could do anything else.
I dreamt that I crashed my car and it made me anxious as fuck. Mostly not because I am afraid of dying, but because I am anxious about my car.
This dream wasn't from last night, just a few days ago, but it's the most vivid one, for reasons that will be clear.
So, it begins with Harley Quinn. We're at her house, and she's sweeping the leaves out of her front porch. Fair enough. But then, when it's clean, she doesn't stop there; she just keeps sweeping down the street. Eventually, she sweeps all the way to some park, where John Wick is living. And then, of course, they fuck.
I didn't actually picture them fucking, it was just suggestive, like the screen fading to black after he grabs her ass or something. But I do remember them after they fucked. I tried to imagine Harley Quinn shaking her tits and looking provocative, but I think my brain got it mixed up, so I pictured John Wick shaking some giant boobs with his hands while saying: "You want some more of these, you know where to find me."
I think it's worth mentioning that I'd been a week without using my computer when I dreamed this.
Also, I dreamed about Anne Hathaway in Sex in the City.
A few girls smaller than me beat me up.
Then when I went to sleep that night, I dreamt I was fluent in all Asian languages.
I woke up after having a scary vivid dream that I was in the body of one of hitters highest ranking "right hand man" generals and we were going to one of his many hidden bases off the coast of west Africa. We were on a weird airboat of some sort shaped like a disc. Apparently the base hadn't been discovered by people in 2016 because I had never heard of it before in history books so I thought "well I'll ask him to repeat the coordinates and tell me the location so I can find it when I'm awake and not in the body of this general and become rich from all of the nazi war time treasure" so we were speaking in German but I understood it like English it was weird. He described that the base as off he coast of west Africa in a spot that frequently gets distorted by maps, and the current/winds are too strong and unfavorable (would shoot you in the wrong direction towards the equator if you were to use any ordinary boat or plane) apparently where hitter hid most of his plans for his "airships". We got to the island and I remember what it looks like, or at least fragments of it. I can't remember the "coordinates". I woke up once we hit shore.
Weird fucking dream.
I dreamed I was playing Akuma in SF4 but doing Evil Ryu's combos. I remember chipping out with ultra 2 after an air reset which makes no sense because it does almost no chip and whiffs on crouching.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;49937095]I watched a news report of a mugger who masqueraded as a street performer before striking. I went outside and decided to drive to a Krogers. On my way back, I came across a man who started doing the Charleston while mumbling a Kanye West song. I tried to drive past but he danced to the front of my car. I realized who he was and reached for any money to give him before he mugged me. The cup holders in my car were filled with quarters yet I was panicking thinking I didn't have enough to avoid getting mugged. My alarm woke me up as we walked up to my door and grabbed me by the shirt collar.[/QUOTE]
That's gay. I would've done a burnout on his face
i had two dreams, both of which seemed extremely familiar.
the first dream found me on a riverboat. it seemed to be all decked out for a wedding, but there is a storm brewing. major flooding was threatening to hurt a lot of people. i believe i am the groom, though i never know for sure. i walk on the deck of the ship towards a beautiful woman whom i just know is the bride, though she was wearing normal clothes. i feel a passionate love for her i haven't ever felt in waking life. we discuss what is happening, and i jokingly lament about the cake getting glass on it. talk turns serious, and i tell her that i am afraid of what might happen if she tried to join in rescue efforts. i get a flash in my mind of her mother, whom was the original captain of this ship before she passed away. she told me that everything would be fine. i took this as a sign, and the bride and i agreed to join in on rescue operations. she stayed on the riverboat, helping to tend to wounded and bring people onboard, and i captained my small fishing boat, which went down smaller channels and flooded parts of town and brought people back to the river boat. i have a feeling that all events that happened here happened after some kind of war a year or two ago that the country was still recovering from. i never did get to see if the bride and i survived the storm to tie the knot.
the next dream had me and my friends sitting in my living room watching tv. i turn off the satellite receiver, and the TV begins freaking out. very digital glitching with intricate patterns and organomechanical sounds. the patterns rapidly shift and the sounds basically amount to just noise, but gradually something more musical comes through. the patterns on the screen begin to take the shape of many glitched out title screens and title frames of many different games and tv shows, as though it is playing back everything ever shown on it in a glitchy way. it proceeds to morph through many of these, looking pretty cool in the process. it goes through some gameplay and frames of shows, still being heavily distorted and glitched with many different colors. the sound starts sounding like some oneotrix point never songs, though i can tell it is just part of the natural glitch. it continues like this for a while, then transitions into showing credit sequences in the same glitch manner. my friends and i agree that this is cool as shit but we seem to acknowledge that it does this occasionally and isn't something absolutely abnormal.
OMG NOT HITTER.
HITLER.
I was so tired I forgot to fix the autocorrect mistake.
Sweetcorn kept coming out of my socks every time i put them back on I could feel more corn. This was causiing me to move in slow motion
i'm remembering these two dreams from this morning but i still have a good grip on them.
my name is Alex. i find myself on a planet that seems to have been specifically created to be a series of beaches, as though made to be a vacation hotspot. i have no reason to believe this other than an inherent knowing. there are a lot of people about, partying, playing, and generally having a good time. i drift from party to party aimlessly, having fun, but i keep seeing this same girl. she's wearing a pink gothic lolita dress but it isn't really abnormal since everybody seems to be wearing whatever they want. she keeps staring at me, and because of this i feel drawn to her. i see her standing alone some distance away and decide to confront her. as i get near she runs away to a few people i understand to be her friends. i see them glancing at me, obviously talking about me. i'm within hearing distance, and i hear the girl's friend ask her "Why are you avoiding Alex?", to which gothic replies "he tried to take over this world, don't you remember?". the friend tells her "he's different now, people change." and she replies "people like him don't." she's very solemn when she says this. there is obviously some backstory here that i am missing but much like in real life i don't remember an entire series of events when someone references them, only the notion of them. i roll my eyes, knowing that it is pointless to try to get through to her now, and decide to find somewhere else to play to take my mind off of her. i find a couple of sisters, one holding a beachball. i casually "accidentally" bump into one of them to break the ice, and she bounces off about 10 feet and i about 5. i tell her that was a bit of an exaggerated reaction and notice that i am having a fairly difficult time staying on the ground. i ask if they turned down the gravity here and the girls giggle. they ask if i want to play a game and i accept. it was this weird thing where you have to pass the ball around using only your feet while the ball had normal gravity and you have probably 1/8 earth gravity. i am terrible at it but i play it smooth. and that is the end of that dream.
the other dream i had found me outside my house. the world looked as though the sun shone like a blacklight. i see a very strange, pale, two legged creature with very long tendrils coming out its front and back, looked like an extended anteater nose. there are seemingly no facial like features. it sat in my yard, then suddenly got up, ran to the river that runs by my house, then dove in, never to be seen again. i was thoroughly disturbed by this but didn't have time to process it as i noticed there was a very large crocodile laying in my yard. i went to go get my dad and ask him what the fuck we were going to do. he didn't believe me and told me i was crazy, which is entirely reasonable given what i told him. i insisted he come and look, and when i went to show him where it was it had gone away. he repeated i was losing my mind and went back inside. our little dog was running around the yard but not barking. i caught another glimpse of it, yelled to my dad and he told me to shut up. when i looked back, it had vanished, too. i was starting to believe i was going crazy, especially with that weird thing i saw earlier. i went to walk inside when i heard something very heavy move very quickly behind me. i turned just in time to see the croc charging me. i yelled out and my dad came running. he was incredibly surprised to see the croc. i was able to jump out of the way, and my dad bitched at our dog for not barking at it. i made it inside and slammed the door shut, but now we were somewhat trapped inside because of it. the end.
[editline]28th March 2016[/editline]
there was a bit more in the second one but it only really makes sense if you know the layout of my yard and house, but i trust myself to remember those small bits. also the blacklighting faded away shortly after that weird bugger jumped into the river and there was some weird plantlife floating on the river that lit up green in the blacklighting. i think there may have been more than one crocodile because the one that charged me was normal but the one i saw originally was albino
[editline]28th March 2016[/editline]
i basically use this thread as a dream diary which is why i try putting in as much detail as i can remember
I had a really vivid dream a couple of months ago. It basically boiled down to me being accused of shoplifting at gamestop without any proof whatsoever. They were just convinced I was about to steal something because I looked at the game covers for too long.
I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't get back to sleep because I was still angry at the dreamt up gamestop employees.
I had this dream I was with my two best friends, and my friend's younger brother who's my age. And we were all at a house I apparently built all by myself in Florida.
It had this white washed concrete and wooden patio elevated over my driveway, which was made of bricks... And it overlooked this really nice view of a beach. My friends brother and one of my friends were in a boat off in the distance and me and my closest friend were sitting on beach chairs together, but for whatever reason I couldn't enjoy spending my time with her because we were both depressed about something.
A dream where I was at a cabin with a bunch of friends. There was ENORMOUS thunder raging outside. The lightning strikes were happening close and far, all over the place, and the sound was unbelievably loud. I would say this was a case of exploding head syndrome, I get dreams with enormously loud sounds like this maybe once every few months, but when they do happen it's almost unbearably loud. It was amazing though.
I had a dream that every one I knew and loved forgot about me. Then one day, my current boyfriend comes and drives by the street I lived on (I was homeless) and picks me up. He took me to get some help, and then I was on the way to recovery. I had a job and all was going well. Next thing I know, the dream takes a twist and my abusive exes, along with friends who I lost, formed a cult, and hunted me down and kidnapped me. Then I woke up.
Yeah... I have pretty disturbing dreams.
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