My mom asked me to hand a doll to her that we had in the house. The doll was of an African guy with many dicks coming out of his abdomen and he had dreadlocks. I made the mistake of taking it out of the box it came in and my mom scolded me for it. I asked how much it was worth, she responds by saying that my dad paid $3600 on it.
How fucked do I have to be to conjure that scenario?
[QUOTE=xZippy;50453237]My mom asked me to hand a doll to her that we had in the house. The doll was of an African guy with many dicks coming out of his abdomen and he had dreadlocks. I made the mistake of taking it out of the box it came in and my mom scolded me for it. I asked how much it was worth, she responds by saying that my dad paid $3600 on it.
How fucked do I have to be to conjure that scenario?[/QUOTE]
Did the doll happen to look like the guy in [url=http://oglaf.com/plenty/]this (nsfw) comic?[/url]
Eehhh... Yeah somewhat.
Had a dream that I met a guy and we rode in this motorcycle thing. It was kind of like a motorcycle but the engine was in the front and there were two seats that looked like racing seats. The engine and stuff was so big you couldn't see the two front wheels and it was all exposed. Also the back wheel was alot smaller than the two front ones.
It was at night we drove recklessly. Eventually we get to his house and there was a chicken coop in the front yard. These chickens were big as fuck and went up to my waist. One of them tried to take a balloon I was holding so I had to wrestle it into submission. Then a dog came I wrestled it too.
I was on a beach playing frisbee with my cat for some reason, and the wind caught the frisbee and it flew into the ocean, I went closer to the water and out of nowhere Vladimir Lenin came out from the sea and walked up to me and said "Are you ready to start the people's revolution?" and I heard an explosion from behind me, I looked back and the pier was nuked and Lenin laughed and I woke up.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;50482364]I was on a beach playing frisbee with my cat for some reason, and the wind caught the frisbee and it flew into the ocean, I went closer to the water and out of nowhere Vladimir Lenin came out from the sea and walked up to me and said "Are you ready to start the people's revolution?" and I heard an explosion from behind me, I looked back and the pier was nuked and Lenin laughed and I woke up.[/QUOTE]
What about the cat, though?
[editline]9th June 2016[/editline]
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I'm not getting any dreams recently for a long ass time, or not that I can remember them.
When I do get them, I remember them quite clearly and in detail.
Beating up my sister and running half a province away to escape the cops before I got into a shoot-out, killing at least 15 of them before dying in a glorious hail of gunfire and waking up.
Dafuq brain?
I was at some weird military camp/school and a bunch of SS members were in a building I walked into. We joked around, so they gave me the most aryan dog they had and its puppy. It was a trap, however; the puppy was not meant to survive. It died, the dog started howling, and I put the dead puppy on a leash, swung it over my head and smashed it into the ground, causing a massive explosion of blood over everyone and everything.
The dog was happy, though.
Jesus came to me and said, shit, you don't need Jesus, you need god
Classic RPG situation of being some kind of hero in a fantasy world. Had a family there as well, with some princess, and was a teacher at a magic combat academy. Lots of fun stuff happened. Firing lightning out of my sword etc.
Later it turned into a space dream, where I landed and colonized Mars with a bunch of others.
I was a bald, middle-aged man and was drinking out of a bottle with something in it that I could only believe was green jizz.
Then, some guy with a poncho sat next to me and told me that I should find someone to help with my addiction.
there were prostitutes. there was a house i parked outside and entered. inside lived a prostitute whom I had seemingly hired many times but never had sex with, only ever cuddled. this was another night of that, i guess
I dreamt that alongside the typical guitar, drums, bass etc. elements of music, there was a new one: "Basketball".
Slam dunks and three point shots were used to keep measure.
Had a dream where a bunch of old friends from high school came and picked me up, and while I was in the car, I randomly had a Kinder Surprise Egg. I opened up the chocolate and inside there was somehow ice cream and a piece of banana to my surprise. This apparently led me to being in an office telling a lady about my odd Kinder Surprise, and the lady happened to run a big ass rich company and she expressed interest in my ice cream banana Kinder egg. Suddenly this concept of ice cream banana Kinder egg becomes some sort of new business proposal in her eyes, and she leads me into the office of her daughter, who is a fine looking 10/10 and also the CEO of the company, where I am to give her a one on one intro to my strange Kinder egg concept. We are introduced to one another, we sit down, and next thing I know she has tears coming out of her eyes and she begins telling me all about how she's going through her fourth divorce.
Then I woke up. I dunno what the fuck I dreamt but this one finally inspired me to get a dream journal going.
I just had a very weird dream last night
It starts off with me playing CS:GO, peeking Terrorist spawn from A short with an AWP in Dust 2, and there I saw [URL="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-o20pTk_fLOo/VhVcaLJIJzI/AAAAAAAAKbI/Nxc2Qa0u5js/s1600/1403862318499.cached.jpg"]him[/URL] staring at me from T spawn.
He was watching me all along, I suddenly had a flashback of various points in my life, pictures that wasn't so clear back then, now has sharpened.
The odd dark window on the school building that I saw during primary school, he was actually watching me from there, The pieces have come together.
He had organized this, he was behind everything.
Then I began having sleep paralysis. His face was everywhere, staring at me with those cold, evil, wide eyes.
I couldn't move, I was scared, shocked, and frightened that he had been watching me and planning everything.
Loud screams began to echo in my ear, it seems like the end of the world for me.
Lesson: don't sleep at fucking 4am
Last night I dreamed that it was my birthday and as a gift I received an AR-15 painted with the LGBT flag stripes all over it
then I threw it away because it was chambered in .22LR
All the coffee in the world had gone, poof
I was walking around and wanted one so fucking back but everyone didn't even know it'd existed
After a long chat with my gf she told me "no, that's dumb. That drink would never exist"
So I broke down crying and woke up. Pretty 10/10 shit right there.
This was a few days ago so the details are slowly fading away but for some reason I was in an ancient city in the desert, trapped along with others, some who'd been there much longer than the others, there was a sense of fear blanketing the place.
I then found myself running away as a sleeping man was caught and eaten by a giant spider who leapt out from beneath the sands, dragging him back down.
I knew I had to escape and for some reason an old man was willing to let himself die for me, I remember clearly that he said
'Do not fear the desert and her huntsmen, for they shall take me in my sleep, you on the otherhand still have people worth living for'
And then I watched as he lay down and in that moment I knew the entire thing was a metaphor, I don't know what for, I just knew this was all a dream and it was trying to tell me something, then I woke up.
Dreamed someone had their friend pump them with anaesthesia, cut their arms off and replaced them with poorly made prosthetics because they wanted to be a 'cyborg'. They came out of it screaming in pain.
God that dream was fucked up.
mice and rats infested my home. i came upon a row of rotting mice behind my computer. i tried to remove all the mice from the house without killing them. i left the rats alone. i can't remember much more than that
I had a dream that Game of thrones finally made a good episode this season.. then I woke up
Just dreamed that I was doing weed with my sister when 2 tall guys with giant eyes and smiles wearing what looked like peoples skin came in and began stabbing us in the eyes with icepicks.
What the fuck brain, I've never even taken weed
Facepunch 2.0 launched, and everyone was abandoning Facepunch 1.0 in the process. It was like floodgates.
I was having some weird dream where I was walking this pregnant woman to her car. We walk outside and I can see the skyline of the city in the distance with a storm brewing above the city. It's night time btw.
Suddenly there are these flashes of blue pulse and a pulsating blue ring that is pure black inside the ring starts growing and sucking everything up like a vacuum. Everyone starts screaming and I just stand there and watch as it grows bigger.
Within seconds everything around me is seemingly torn apart leaving levitating in an endless void of pure white. I woke up after that.
I also had another dream the other night that I was a police officer in a Victorian era setting. I saw a man sniffing asbestos, and I yelled for him to stop. He tried to run away, but I chased him down and arrested him. Job well done I say.
Dream about being at a party, we were all wearing suits and it was one of those "fine" parties, sipping on drinks and smoking cigars. It had a weird vibe, so I left the room and walked to the nearby hotel. One of the guys from the party came to me and asked why I left, "the others wanted to know". I told him the situation felt strange, as if it wasn't supposed to be happening. I became lucid and in realization told him that I knew it was a dream, and he did a [url=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4sEp0TWGlwY/T8tjCrSYQNI/AAAAAAAAByg/P_VIY6Y6Uh8/s1600/SHOOTING+FINGER+WINK.jpg]wink-point[/url] at me, as if to congratulate me for figuring it out, and then I woke up.
Had a dream that I was a soldier in the D-day event, was crouching the whole time behind a tank trap before I looked to my right, my grandpa was standing there smokin' a cig while he wore a yellow helmet, before I looked back and saw my friends running away, I stood up and tried to run before I was hit from behind and dropped to the ground before I woke up.
Wierd shit man.
i was taking a nice warm bath in an l-shaped tub when an ox or something similar walked around the trees about 40 feet in front of me stomping its feet and scraping up against the tree. it told me to stay clear and i assured it i would. it stepped out of the door and from my couch i could see a man and a boy holding hunting rifles foraging through the snow. there was a dog that also carried a rifle in its mouth. it looked like it was about to enter so i hid myself by burying myself in the snow that covered everything inside. the dog leapt up onto the couch and circled around like it was about to lay down but it hopped off. i think the three were preparing for some invasion or apocalypse. i left the building and it just turned into halo 5.
I watched Grimes perform live and found out that she was actually an overweight 60+ year old man with a girl's voice.
Falling down a continuous black hole, but seeing flashes of different memories in my life displayed on the bottom of the hole (if that makes sense) every so often. I didn't wake at all during that sleep, and was asleep for 21 hours - felt very strange after, I've never slept for that long in my entire life. O_o
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