nude snuggling with a girl for what felt like hours then we discussed our hobbies. she told me she tried making a steam account but there's some issue with her router that is blocking steam from going online
i was watching a show called something like "Can You Do X" and it was a show where DMX went around and tried out various careers, kind of in the vein of Dirty Jobs. in this episode he was working with military engineers on vehicle maintenance or something. at some point they were doing a karaoke thing and while the other two soldiers who went up did rap songs, DMX sang Hey Jude. also sometime far prior to this i was a bird wearing a dress and i was arguing with somebody.
i was in a cool, high tech hotel that i have dreamed about before. i started out in a communal bathroom that had recliners converted into toilets. one had a controller attached to it so you could play this weird game that had very polygonal graphics and was all around very vaporwave. hell, everything had a kind of vaporwave aesthetic. anyways, i leave the bathroom and wander back to my hotel room. i forget the entrycode, but the door wasn't locked anyways. as soon as i enter i remove my clothes. i then notice the room had many windows surrounding it, even on the hallways. big ol ceiling to floor windows, like something i would make in the sims 2. i start closing the blinds when i realize the point of the hotel is seeing into other people's rooms. i keep the blinds open, then investigate the room. in the bathroom, in the pile of complementary magazines, are some porno mags. i take these and put them in my suitcase. the dream ends
Had ANOTHER dream about cute birds invading my home.
There was an alien cat living inside my arse and it communicated with me telepathically.
Dreamed my neighbour's car was clipping through mine in the street. Goddamnit VR.
I once dreamed that my mother died, and I went to school with that news crying. I tried to cover my face with toast bread(?????) to make sure nobody notices.
I also had a dream where I had a computer powerful enough to run GTA V with everything setting on max. Man... I wish that was true.
a coworker who moved away to a different state came back. she seemed upset so i gave her a hug and lent her my ear. we were going to go to the bathroom to continue but there was a massive puddle of piss on the floor so we left, and the dream ended.
later, had an interesting form of sleep paralysis. i was laying in bed with my eyes closed. i was conscious, but was unable to move any of my limbs or even open my eyes. there was a low murmur of what sounded like many people talking. it began to grow louder and louder and my panic grew with it. when it reached a cacophony of screams i was able to open my eyes and i woke with a start. didn't feel scared after i woke up but it was certainly alarming while it was happening.
[editline]15th July 2016[/editline]
i have a feeling this happened due to my sleep schedule running away from me
Had a dream me and some people were fleeing from a serial killer. Subtle, constant fear in the back of my neck for most of the dream. I think I've had this one a few times but I never made a note of it.
I was talking to some friends recently about a lack of slasher flicks recently so I think that might have triggered it.
I somehow had a key to an abandoned apartment in the building. It turned out to be some sort of a hideaway that my mother kept. It hadn't been used in nearly 4 years, but somehow still had working electricity and a refrigerator full of strangely pristine containers of food that my mother liked. I opened a container, commented how it had been years since I had seen eggplant parm like ma made and then woke up.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50680290]nude snuggling with a girl for what felt like hours then we discussed our hobbies. she told me she tried making a steam account but there's some issue with her router that is blocking steam from going online[/QUOTE]
Im jelly
Fucked someone I knew irl but hadn't seen in over a year.
dont remember a lot but the main thing was that a wii u box showed up in my room and turns out my brother got it or something
for some reason when i used it a windows 7 desktop was on the tv, with static until i picked a game on the gamepad
I had (yet another) dream of being killed.
This time a dude shot me multiple times but not enough to kill me, so I was left laying on the ground bleeding and gasping for air. I don't know what it's like to be shot, but if its anything like it felt in my dream its incredibly painful.
My brother and I moved into this huge abandoned but well-maintained house (there were still stuff left over by the previous owners including lots of furniture even a pc gaming room, I was looking in one of the bedrooms that i wanted to keep for myself, I opened the closet and there was another room, but in that room was a closet that had a room inside of it also. The further I went into each room/closet the more unfinished the rooms were, eventually I ended up in some dimly lit unfinished room where I found a woman who said she hasn't bathed or showered in 5 months, she was sitting down just eating cans and boxes of nonperishable foods, there was a whole in one of the walls that led to an urban warzone.
Edit: I binged Stranger Things and I think my dream might have been based off of that somewhat
several new moles and birthmarks had appeared on my face. I stood in front of the mirror prodding at them and thinking "jesus my face is already bad enough adding 50% more brown spots ain't gonna help" when I realized one of them felt like it was filled with liquid and was growing almost imperceptibly slow. at that moment I realized I had facial cancer and woke up.
I just had this dream of all the girls having to cosplay as that green hair twin tailed diva on their way to a student orientation while i met my former teacher.:pudge:
i was dreaming about another dream i had where i was walking home from school to my home, which was on the side of some bridge with massive columns, where hundreds of people lived. it was in japan i guess, and it was really misty so the morning sun gave everything a soft yellow light that looked really pretty, and i was wishing i had a camera back when i had that dream so i could have taken a picture of it.
I seem to keep having dreams that involve my teeth being really fucked up or my friends alienating me. Any other ones are too abstract to remember or jump from one "scene" to another constantly.
i was 10 or something and i was sneaking downstairs trying to avoid waking up my parents so i could eat the last few fruit loops
I was in a "simulator" MMO-ish game where you worked as a director/producer in a film studio that makes cartoons, but the characters are actual actors, like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I was semi-lucid, basically to the point where I could control my actions and "play" it as if it were a video game. The main way to lose, other than of course losing all you money, were terrorists. You also had to prepare your studio for attacks. This portion was pretty open-ended as your studio's work and design was very open-ended. Players would discus their defense structures and tactics that suited each other's studios. When I thought I had my place secure, a barricade was broken and I wasn't able to save one actor.
I got woken up by my alarm, but I fell back asleep. At that point it became a completely lucid dream, but I solely used it to log out then wake up. It was very much like alt-tabbing in-and-out of the game.
[sp]What sucks is that I actually want to "play" it again, but I doubt I'll even have that dream again.[/sp]
I invited a hot girl inside a tent and my friend cockblocked me because he also entered that tent and decided to lay between us.
I had a dream I was banned from facepunch for spamming affiliate links to some chinese company and inciting acts of violence against minorities, though I never did either of these things, and when I went to appeal the ban, the mods tried to use my appeal thread to do a furry roleplay
i was a paranormal investigator for some government agency. i was in a boat and approaching an island off the coast of alaska. the island was coming into view out of the mist, a large, well-formed mountain rose into the sky. carved into the side of the mountain was a gigantic cylinder lying horizontally. i was telling someone, probably my partner, "so how the hell are you going to explain this? who made this? and how?"
i have drawn a rough picture of what i saw for scale
[t]http://i.imgur.com/oc6DyuJ.png[/t]
it's all fuzzy now but i recall working at a grocery store and somebody was going through this refrigerated lunch buffet section. it was basically the refrigerated shelves but in them were just rows of plastic containers filled with whatever lunch stuffs you could think of, and there were hundreds of them. she was shoveling out the food she wanted with her hand, and she seemed rather embarrassed when i pointed out the scoop underneath the container. the food she was getting was a combination of two buckets on on shelf, the large one in the back was full of rice with pineapple and the smaller one up front and rice with chicken in it, so you could mix the two together. sometime later i was a sheep or something and i was walking near a bus stop because i needed to go somewhere. something bad started happening to the people in the sports field next to me, they might have been dying or something and i started getting the feeling i was going to be blamed so i was trying to act inconspicuous and hoping the bus would arrive soon. the bench at the stop had morphed into rows of seats perpendicular to the road and i sat in the back row. the seats in front of me filled up and the bus stop started driving away and i got really nervous somebody was going to recognize me so i kept my head down, hunched forward in my seat and hoped nobody sat next to me.
Just woke up from a nap where I went to an amusement park about the holocaust. There was one game I played where I was in a room painted like a concentration camp and I had to dodge a searchlight for as long as possible, and it was really fun. Way better than the holocaust museums I had to go to as a kid.
There was a huge underground Nazi city under my city, hidden from people. Travelling down there happened on Indiana Jones -style minecarts, except the carts held a couple dozen people and had a commentator/tour guide onboard.
The cart I boarded had Hitler as the tour guide. As our group travelled, I observed the city. It was fucking huge. And quite futuristic. At some corner of the city there was the full scale moonbase from the film Iron Sky. As I realized what it was, I said "The [I]nazis [/I]made the Iron Sky film?" and bursted out laughing at how ironic it was.
Tour guide Hitler had a beam gun which he used to kill rude people. The beam teleported the target to a nearby nazi restaurant's giant cooking pot to be prepared. I heard a chef shout "More salt!".
To leave the city and return above ground, travellers were flung with catapults, through the bottom of the nearby lake because the "water cushions the g-forces" or something.
this is going to be fairly disjointed because my memories of the dream are disjointed.
it was the first day of college. i went to my class, then after, while wandering around campus, find a sign on a door that reads something to the effect of "Worker's Discussion Group, open to The People". i go inside and there is one person who is a professor who obviously runs it and a few others who are students who are obviously just checking it out. i stay for the duration. on my way out, i run into an old classmate who is excited to see me. we talk a bit then i start heading home. somewhere along the way it turns into the next day and i turn around and head to my classes. i get lost, and try to find one of those booths they set up to help new students. my mom is driving the car but she sucks at taking directions so i jump out. instead of finding a help desk, i find that same sign on the same door. i look inside and see there are a lot more people there. i enter in quietly whilr the teacher is out, knowing i am missing my real classes. everyone in the room stares at me (i think it is because my fly was down as i had just tried checking my underwear for my class schedule). the girl i talked to before saw me and beckoned me to sit next to her. i obliged, and the dream ended.
[editline]4th August 2016[/editline]
there was some dream before related to college. i found myself in a strange house trying to get back to my apartment because class was the next day and my friend was annoyed at me for wanting to have him show me the way instead of me bumbling about lost
I was attending some class taught by my a teacher I had in high school, but taking place now. She was giving a lecture to everyone at some place like the [URL="http://cdn.patch.com/users/127204/2014/04/T800x600/3adb7865ac704c56ad91973744d1d18f.jpg"]PNC bank arts center[/URL] (amphitheater with lawn seating.) And for whatever reason I was being an ass and doing a bunch of loud shit while she was trying to talk. And she kept calling me out on it. I stayed after the lecture to talk to her which happened on the patio behind my house. I was older than all of the other students by a year or two also so I waited for everyone to many disperse then asked her to tell me if I was being a cunt or not next time instead of doing w/e she was doing. Then she told me that she did or something? I don't remember that bit exactly.
then I thought about something along the lines of rolling dice and seeing when I was going to wake up, next thing I know I opened my eyes staring at the clock in my room.
Last night I dreamt that me and my partner had adopted two little girls (or a boy and a girl, can't remember), and we were both super excited and happy. :happy: We then made the announcement "WE'RE FINALLY PARENTS!!!" on social media, because calling each and every person we know to announce the news? Ain't nobody got time for that :v:
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