I opened Halo Online ElDewrito and the menu was a close up of a guy's face as he does the macarena.
there was an altar with a gorilla face on it and a sign saying "please donate BitCoin for Harambe"
I was annoyed how some games have stealth mechanics but are near useless. I wiped my ass as I thought that.
i keep having these space dreams, where i am in space, floating towards an space station.
i manage to get inside of the space station and then walk into the lounge area of the space station, sit down on some chairs or couches, then suddenly the space station starts to move directly down to earth.
feels so real, i can feel the gravity and pain...
i am a lucid dreamer. many space dreams. even technologies that haven't been found up yet in them.
Dreamed that the fp mods had screen access to everyone currently online, and sometimes recorded stupid things people did. I was typing up a long, emotional post, but hesitated and didn't post. One of the mods decided it would be hilarious if they showed everyone what I had typed up. Everyone laughed at me and my avatar was given a bright orange glow to be a constant reminder of whatever it was that I typed up.
i was dreaming about half life 3 i think. audio from one of breen's speeches in half life 2 was being played like it was an old recording and it made me sad that the actor couldn't be in hl3 on account of his death. then sometime later i was arguing with a machine about how it was folding my socks wrong.
Not really a dream but i woke up this morning with a headache so i decided to go into the living room downstairs to lay in the dark. Must've slowly drifted into that weird realm of being half asleep/half awake. Because i was lying on the couch but i slowly looked towards the left of me, there was a pile of folded blankets. But soon slowly raised and began to take form of some freakish monster from my imagination. I panicked and basically ran up stairs to stop the weird hallucination.
I dreamt that I was strapped down in bed being hit in the face with a rolling pin by my wife.
I don't have a wife.
Or a rolling pin.
I adventured around the world, with a huge bear as my companion. It was a very fun dream.
Another dream where my city was full of train tracks and I had to keep avoiding incoming trains.
I was in some sort of sci-fantasy land, I stood on the shore of a jungle looking out at a set of rustic wooden docks that expanded out maze-like towards the horizon.
I was desperately trying to find some cogs to get my airship fixed so I could continue on a journey with some companions (There was definitely a dwarf and a child being kept alive by this strange mechanical power-armour thing they were wearing and there may have been a blond elf).
I can't remember how, but I suddenly had the parts I needed but as I headed back I was blasted high into the air, so as I could see the endless docks from above, they were straight lines and right-angled near the coast but I could see them getting curly closer to the horizon, I then started falling back towards the ground and woke up just before I hit the soft balloon part of my airship.
this one started off with me hearing the news that sega was having a promotion for owners of a game called bay boy or something like that, where owners could receive one of six sega games for free. they could choose which game they wanted. in the meantime i was in a firefight trying to figure out if i could import another profile into a game that was similar to battlefield. i gave up and decided to look up bay boy. it was pretty much a sonic game. the main character was some kid with a blue hoodie and spiky red hair, and the promo video for the deal had him running as fast as sonic so i imagine the gameplay was similar too. i was flicking through the different customizations you could apply to him, which consisted of recolors and one model swap that changed his outfit. at this point i was in bed fiddling with an old ipod listening to music and i went up to go to the bathroom. however, on the door of the bathroom, though i couldn't make out color at the time was this massive worm-like creature i found out later was a giant caterpillar. it looked like [url=http://www.backyardnature.net/pix/b-swal-c.jpg]this thing[/url] but scaled up to around 10-11 inches. i didn't want to mess with that so i just headed back to bed and watched some music videos.
later in the morning i stepped out onto the balcony to see a woman flying past with a jet pack shooting at some people. i struck up a conversation with her about hoe i enjoy shooters but am not good at them. i went back inside and a lot of my family members were inside, having mostly woken up. my mom and grandma were there and i was telling them about the caterpillar while i walked over to where my grandpa was and picked up the water he just poured and drank it, thinking it was mine for some reason. i apologized and handed it back to him. i found the caterpillar on the ground and at this point things turned sour. it had grown large protuberances so that it wound up looking like a [url=http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/b/bc/544Whirlipede.png]pokemon[/url]. it curled up and i realized it was going to try and roll to escape the people now surrounding it and gawking, but it was really unsteady and took two tried before it made it's first roll. however, it went straight into my grandpa, who was very surprised when it went halfway up his leg before plopping back onto the ground. it reoriented itself and went speeding into my room and i rushed in after it yelling. it started knocking things over on my floor and i was yelling and at some point dogs came in and started barking and i was trying to get them to take the bug away or something. my grandma gave the caterpillar a rock to play with and i started confusedly yelling trying to figure out why she was giving it a toy before i woke up.
I have a recurring school location in my dream, and something really weird took place in it.
I was bastion from overwatch, in first person, in a huge closed off tent with a bunch of other bastions, like sheep. I decided it would be a good idea to start shooting at a sign, which caused alarms to go off and several people to come rushing in with guns and various melee weapons. Me and the other bastions started fighting, but they were all killed except for me. I only knew this because I somehow checked a scoreboard and they were all gone. I ran to one part of the tent, and tried to escape under it.
I remember a very specific detail about the tent- it was held into the ground with spikes that were attached to the bottom. When I lifted up the tent, the spikes shot out back into the ground, securing it in place again. I don't know why I remember that part so vividly. I eventually struggled my way under the tent, and when I was all the way out, the overwatch HUD disappeared, and I got that feeling you get when you're out of bounds in a game. I just started running until I was corned in some gym storage room, they exploded me and I woke up.
I'm actually gonna try to map out the school, because this dream added a few locations that connected other ones.
I started smoking in my dream...
I don't smoke in real life
i was near a location on a street where they were shooting a movie, but i wanted to get into a small snack shop that was in the middle of the shoot. i snuck around back and went in through a side door and picked up a package of 2 burritos to buy. when i pulled out my wallet to look for money the cashier insisted i use my "japan money" i had. i had no clue what she was talking about until i moved some stray bills out of my hand and saw i had two 1000 money coins. i handed them to her and walked out with my burritos. outside there was an explosion from the movie, so i had to step around a gash in the road to go on my way.
Terrorists turned an airport into a giant game of "the floor is lava".
Dream where me and my old classmates had superpowers, and had to escape from a ginormous shopping mall.
I was watching a cartoon network show about eating ass that up until this point I thought had always existed
what the fuck
I had a dream that batman locked up a dangerous criminal in my old high school gym shed. He broke out and vowed to kill more people than batman saved in this rendition.
I was one of the killed, during the killing spree, however I found out I had the power to time travel upon death.
As such I went back and took the law in to my own hands and confront the fucker with a tennis racket. As he popped out the shed, I beat him to the ground. Not sure if I killed him cause I woke up after.
The strangest thing was that this dream held the batman story in a utilitarian light. A measurement of right and wrong based on the (Saved : Failed to save) ratio.
First dream like this since I was a kid, but I had a dream where I figured out I was Spiderman and had complete control over myself.
Swinging around and shit.
That's a lucid dream, right? I don't know how I triggered it, unless it just happens sometimes.
I dreamt that I was driving a semi through Kuwait. After transitioning to a more American locale, I rear ended a car. Driver was fine an accepted $40 for the damages. There was only the engine and one wheel still left of the car, but he took the money and drove off.
I was in a very large hotel with outdoor pools on several different layers. like, one on the ground floor, one on the 25th, one on the 50th, etc. the hotel was run down but it was still very popular. had the distinct feel of Mexico. I was sitting in the pool, watching some cute girls jump in. many guys were watching, they were putting on a kind of show. there was this one guy who sat right up next to me, touching me. I asked him what his problem was and he just shrugged. I moved to a different edge of the pool and he followed. just as I was about to get really pissed off, I was dragged out of the water by a female compatriot who told me it was time to stop fucking around. we went to our hotel room which looked like it had been converted into a planning room. our sergeant was telling us the plan, that him and the other two team members would flush our targets out of hiding and me and lady comrade would give chase and capture them. we went to our position. I sat down on the stair, and the girl sat next to me right on my hand. she gave me a sort of annoyed look and I told her I wasn't going to move it since my hand was there first. she smirked and started pinching my leg, saying she wasn't going to stop pinching me until I moved my hand. as she was really strong, I conceded defeat after a few moments. after that, I put my arm around her and we held hands.
this went on for a bit, but we started hearing running. a couple kids, a boy and a girl, rounded the corner and ran past us. these were the targets. we got up and chased after them. lady comrade took to following the girl as she bobbed and weaved her way through the hotel rooms, I followed the boy around the stairs and outside parts of the complex. they were very inhumanly fast. the boy was able to get 3 floors below me, but I used a grappling hook I had to hook onto a railing and swing to the ground floor. right as I hit the bottom the target sailed past me, this time looking like a lizard. he dove under a truck but I jumped and grabbed him by the tail, and then pulled him into detainment. an achievement notification pops up in my eyes notifying me that capturing him before he goes out in the wasteland is worth 50 gamerpoints. the dream ends about here.
there are some scraps of memories, like of an old, abandoned amusement park and a search through a wasteland, but I cannot recall anything besides the concept
I had a dream where I was playing a weird version of the TF2 beta where the Nailgun was larger and rusted and Scout had the Lugermorph.
[sp]I really want more TF2 beta Stuff[/sp]
I went to the cinema with this friend of mine, 6/10. We sat and the movie started. In the middle of it, she started touching my leg and her hand would get closer to my dick everytime. So I looked at her and then wr kisser. A few minutes later she gave me a handjob, and I started to touch her boobs and pussy as well.
When the movie finished, we went to the stairs of the 5th floor where no one would go and she gave me a blowjob and we fucked.
Was on a planet that was being destroyed by a black hole. Gigantic tsunamis, pieces ripped off into space, all that shit. I escaped at the last minute, after finding some supplies like a bow&arrows.
I threw a small paper ball at a spider and it tossed it back to me.
We did this for 5 minutes.
Had a Dream I was in a Super Market
Picked up the few things I wanted and went to the Self Service Till
Scanned all the items and went to pay for them only to see the items have turned to Cash
Went to pick up the same items again, same thing happened
Like WTF?
Don't really remember the whole thing, but I do remember chillaxing in this giant curved couch and looking at a plasma screen TV. There wasn't anything good on though and I didn't want to watch anime on it since other people were around.
I was crippled and had to use a skateboard to get around as people talked politics around me MGS2 style
it was an episode of it's always sunny in philadelphia but the role of mac was played by gary busey and he was trying to steal a stock car from a military warehouse.
That I got squashed by a giant box of Bagel Bites™.
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