i keep having dreams about getting really bad computer viruses that don't exist
i think i was preparing to fistfight etika in a cable car. i woke up before i was able to ensure both of us had exactly 2 cups of water.
I had a dream I was watching some PG Spin-off version of Sausage Party.
There were jelly beans all over the place for some reason.
I had to parkour around a sort of amusement park thing because I was being chased by a bull. I say parkour, but it was more, "just barely grabbing onto things and pulling my self up"
i was in a run down arcade that was still operational. i have seen this place in a dream before. i was smoking a cigarette when i knew i was supposed to be quitting. a friend looked at me disapprovingly and i threw the cigarette into an empty ashtray.
my dreams have been fairly coherent recently, but i am having troubles remembering them when i wake up. all i get are ghosts of images, impressions of emotions, and a strong feeling like things make more sense when i am dreaming than when i am awake.
walking through the store i work at when i see a porn star i know from the dream i had right before this one. she was writing something on a post-it note and attached it to some dog food. she left, and i went and read the note. don't remember what it said but i do remember writing something along the line of "hey i'm a fan of urs" on it in sharpie and sloppy handwriting. i remember specific mistakes i made while writing the note. i then checked my phone to see her twitter account, which had a few pictures of the store and one of her dick while she was standing in the checkout line. that is all i remember.
i was a birdman in some weird class that was taken away to receive a full body massage but really all that happened was they took off my clothes, sat me down in a chair, and then stole my arms.
When I was younger I dreamed that I went to the doctors to get allergy tested.
It was so vivid that I thought I was allergic to cockroaches until I was 13.
I'm still not sure if i'm allergic or not.
(I know this wasn't last night, but I hardly ever dream)
In this dream I were at some food kiosk, they were making food until the night.
And then outside of the kiosk, there were MC people. They were sitting on benches and talking. I didn't see any bikes.
I walked out of the kiosk to find an empty bench to sit on, but all were full of those MC people.
Then one of the bikers grabbed me and began asking some weird question, or saying I am someone. He seemed drunk and he was angry. Then I woke up.
I keep having these eerie dreams about hundreds of Wehrmacht skeletons frozen in the ruins of Stalingrad with molten twisted metal in the distance and long screeching winds
I blame Dan Carlin's Ghosts of the Ostfront
I was walking around some building and found a trumpet, then started to play [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVcyZ_TtLhI"]this[/URL] for a crowd of people. Afterwards they asked me to teach them, and I was just like "lol dudes I've never even held a trumpet before"
I was taking a trip across the country for whatever reason, when I found a lost child trying to find their home. I got to the house and I meet the kid's grandparents and pet sheep. I woke up in the middle of the night, then I went back to bed. Then I dreamed that I was at a PAX/E3-like convention. I wandered through the crowd until I found an arcade. I became lucid as I was looking at Doom-branded Mountain Dew. I tried to go back to the previous dream, but I ended up at another part of the con off-stage at a panel.
[editline]8th September 2016[/editline]
TBH I'm not sure if actually woke up or if it was part of the dream. I didn't try to get out of bed or even check the time on my phone, I just went back to bed.
K this one is NSFW but I'm not going to use spoilers unless you really want me to.
I was on a zeppelin and there were these two really hot guys. Golden blonde hair, blue eyes, tasteful facial hair, they looked like brothers or something, they were almost identical. One of them was SUPER into me, like chompin at the bit from the other side of the room. And this guy comes over to me and he's like "Yo you're hot lets find an alcove (sic) and fuck." so we find an alcove as he called it, and things are getting hot and heavy, and the pants come off and I see that he's got a vagina. And i'm like "Oh...well." And he's like "This isn't a problem is it?" and I'm all "Well I usually don't top, I was kinda hoping you'd be taking the lead on the whole sex thing" And so he starts going on about how we can just find something in the "alcove" to use as a two-ended dildo and I'm like "Dude there's nothing in this alcove that I'm going to let you shove up my ass." and he's like "No I got this" and he pulls out this umbrella that's missing the canvas part, so its just like the metal skeleton of the umbrella and I tell him to fuck off with that thing, and he's like "You're right, dogs have probably been chewing on it."
Then I blinked and he was gone, and in fact I wasn't on the zeppelin anymore. I was in a room that I can only describe as an unfinished basement only instead of concrete, there was this aluminum foil type material all over the walls and floor. The "foil" didn't act like foil, it was solid as rock, it just looked like foil. At one end of the room was a cot (that was mine, I knew this for sure somehow) and at the other end was a guy with a red beard wearing a skipper's hat and he's got a corncob pipe hanging out his mouth. The guy was at one of those old ship steering wheels. And I go up to the skipper to ask where I am (because I didn't know that for some reason) and he said "Shut up! I have to pilot this hydrogen cube quickly (sic) or we'll never reach the space station." this answer was acceptable to me somehow. So I go to my cot and there's a little gas pipe on the wall with a hole in it, and the hole is hissing, and its right next to an electrical outlet. So I go back to skipper and tell him "Hey there's some kinda gas leak over there by an electrical outlet, and judging by the fact we're in a thing called 'the hydrogen cube' that might be really, really bad we might die." His reply was "What did you expect for five dollars?" I went back to my cot and woke up.
Had a dream where my hot teacher invited me into her house. She was wearing these tight ass jeans and she sent me to her room. I even remember biting my arm in the dream as I was self aware and wanted to make sure it was real or not. It felt real because when I bit myself it definitely hurt. She then said that she'd be right back
She never came back
And then to spite me more my dream turned into a complete nightmare and I ended up on a crashing train or some shit and this distorted, completely disfigured worm/human monster thing kept eating people, like wtf
I was on a busy street and there was a lotion stand so I figured I'd check it out. I got to it and picked up a bottle of lotion and I showed it to this girl with dark hair behind the counter because it said something romantic on the bottle.
she liked it and smiled but then she disappeared and I couldn't find her :(
I gave J.K Simmons a piano sheet, and when he played it he started to cry because it was so beautiful.
Wish I remembered the tune.
i was in some weird totalitarian state that that i think the nazis ran, even though it looked more like it was the 60s. my friends were sending me out on a trip to spain but i quickly found out it was really a ruse to get me to smuggle back spanish vodka in tea pots. i was very upset with them because i was already in hot water with the nazis for most likely being jewish.
Had a dream where I spent half an hour in a candy shop trying to figure out what I wanted.
I remember grabbing a bundle of sour lollipops, some Reese's chocolate, and some weird figurines of a jellyfish or octopus.
At one point some kids triggered the alarm system by stealing candy and running out of the store. A cop car drove by with sirens wailing almost immediately after.
I went to pay for my candy and figurines, but it all totaled to 300 USD.
The last thing I remember was leaving the figurines behind.
I was back in my house in the family room and there was a girl on the couch and I asked her what her name was, then I said "mom said not to <I don't remember>" but she wasn't my sister - I don't have a sister. I think I was just joking with her. Then I told her that I "eated" all the cupcakes and she was like "oh you eated all the cupcakes???" while laughing
why are all my dreams about girls
I dreamt that I was waking up in my apartment in the early hours of the morning to the sounds of cheering. I could see famous Youtubers in the apartments of nearby buildings.
It was foggy out, and people were marching and cheering for "Happy 9/11 day!"
And when I actually DID wake up, people actually WERE cheering for some people running a race. Don't ask me why they decided to hold the race on 9/11, I looked up the race just now and it doesn't say why. The charity organizations involved aren't even involved with anything remotely related to 9/11.
It's not foggy out, though.
I had a dream where I played the Japanese version of Kingdom Hearts on the Game Cube.
i rescued a baby elephant from a hole by making a perfect one handed chip with a golf club into said hole. i guess that inspired it to climb out or something and everyone clapped for me. the baby elephant came over to thank me but it was trying to hop up on me like a dog and it was way too heavy so i was trying to get away from it without hurting its feelings.
My android phone updated itself. Absolute nightmare, lost all functionality with my emulators and countless stuff got erased. Lost root. Permanently unable to downgrade.
There was a big storm, and everyone jumped into a giant whirlpool in the sea to play - it was amazing.
The best thing about my dreams are the breathtaking imagery and unique environments out of this world.
My mom was normal and was brushing my hair for some reason. I woke up in a shit mood.
My mom was living with some 4 or 5 year old girl. I think she was supposed to be some family member.
She slept next to a frog-themed motorcycle in a little alcove and had a pet tree frog. The tree frog lived in a little bowl of sand.
I messed with the motorcycle somehow to turn it into a small tent / bed for the girl.
Then I switched to an alternate dimension where, instead of living with the girl, my mom had a pet chimp.
A chimp that did nothing but collect unopened boxes of cereal and anime figurines.
I had to teach my mom what anime figurines were, because she had been buying hundreds of them for the chimp without knowing what they were. And she couldn't get herself to tell the chimp "no, you can't have any more anime figurines".
I realized I hadn't shaved in so long I grew a thick beard. I checked in the mirror when I woke up this morning even through I shaved last week. :v:
Had a very vivid dream about an invisible woman trying to kill me, it was really unnerving, desperately trying to slash the air when I thought she was around
I keep having dreams about smoking. Like, the entire thing is just a first person perspective of me smoking a cigarette. I'm getting fake dream pleasure out of it too, they're happy dreams.
I've never even touched a cigarette(and I probably never will), this is really weird.
For some reason or another I had a spiny lobster on my shoulder as I drove through random as hell places. Everywhere I went, it spoke to people like a parrot.
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