• What did you dream about last night?
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a group of friends and i were walking around. i was getting pretty close to this one girl. at one point, we went into a store. she was sitting in a shopping cart, and i got in and sat with her. i looked over to her, and she gave me a quick peck on the lips. i tried to make out with her, but she seemed upset, said she made a mistake, then left the store in a hurry. i went after her. on my way out, a couple of people with gas cans walked into the store, pouring a trail of gas along the way. the groupand i only barely took note of this, as though it was normal. out in the parking lot, i called out the girl's name and looked for her, but she was nowhere to be found. i wake up. i fall back asleep. the same group and i are walking along a dark trail in the woods. we are talking about bullshit as i am trying to roll a joint. we reach a trestle bridge crossing a river, when we see a light off in the distant fog behind us. we get serious quickly and move to hide from the approaching vehicle under the bridge, as though we knew it wasn't good news for us if we were caught. while hiding there, i look down and see the joint had been rolled and already partially smoked. i then wake up, and the dream ends.
There was some international crisis with something about Russia and a bunch of nuclear bombs were launched and hit all around the world. It was some confusing ass scenario with countries being allied or having their own personal objective. Kind of like how confusing WWI is with all the alliances and stuff. I remember it was something about America discovering the Russian navy was escorting some type of ship that belonged to another country or something. I remember going to sleep in my dream thinking I wasn't going to wake up the next morning, but I did wake up and the world was still there but there was mass chaos. In the choas I decided there needed to be a leader so I took control of this building and started to form a small government with some people. I put a policman in charge of policing/security. A teacher in charge of education, and there was a third guy on my "council" but I can't remember who he was.
Columbine. Again.
My younger sister and I had been kidnapped by an evil witch. We tried to escape every day, but it was hopeless. When the time came for her to let us go, my younger sister told me that the witch had given us two options: Either we walk away, and never see our older sister again. She would be gone forever. Or we go to sleep, and wake up after the witch has stolen 40 years from all of our lives. This dream made me realise how important my sister is, but also how valuable youth is. My younger sister would go from 11 to 51, myself from 19 to 59, and my older sister from 23 to 63. It's amazing what kind of stories your head makes up at night.
i had a dream extremely similar to one i have had before. there was construction on the road my driveway connects to, which is odd, so i walk down my driveway towards my house. i pass it up and go onto my uncle's lot which is next door. i go down to the riverbank and see there is a part where the sand is flattened and a bunch of thick vines are cut up, tied together, and strewn about. i think this is odd, when i look lver at the sandy beach part and notice something. though my family hadn't known of anyone staying there, there was a small camp set up. no tents, but there were several guns: one M4, one scoped M16, one scoped AK-74, a few pistols, a stockless Remington 870 shotgun, and what appeared to be a 20mm sniper rifle, all partially buried in the sand. i can't figure out whose guns these are, so i walk back over to my home to get my dad to show him. while telling him about it, i think to myself "this is weird, it has to be a dream" but push that thought out of my head as i knew what i saw. we walked over there to see the ground has been flattened and some trees knocked over, as though by backhoe. there was a tarp on the ground, but all the guns seemed to be gone from a distance. we get closer, and see they weren't taken but fully buried. i test fire the m4, then we wrap all the guns up in the tarp and take them back to my house. on our way back, we see an intruder in the house. we go inside, and we interrogate the intruder. we ask him what the guns are about. he explains that he used to work for a private military contractor but he found it boring. he met some people there who were bored as well so they decided to steal some guns and rob a bank. they were using my uncle's lot as a staging area. he tells us that since we fucked around with something we shouldn't have, his buddies were going to fuck us up if we didn't return their guns. i grab the shotgun, check if there are shells (there are) and put it point blank on his chest. he sneers and says something along the lines of "c'mon, pull the trigger, you don't have the guts to-" at which point i pull the trigger. his face goes white and his eyes go wide, surprised, but there is only a click. he sighs in relief and runs away. i try firing at him a few times but it never does. as he is running he turns into a dwarf. i go back inside and post about it on facepunch. i fall asleep in dream, and wake up to a shitton of PMs from an assortment of people. one i remember is from a mod, unclejimmema or gurant i believe, who tells me that he used to be a PMC and that i really fucked myself by messing with ex-PMCs because they're likely to kill me without a second thought. i then wake up for real.
not last night but last one I remember I chilled with this girl I know and haven't really thought about her in awhile and at the end of the hang out she kissed me by surprise and my heart started chugging like 10 beats a second when I woke up I suddenly had a crush on this chick I haven't even thought about its like Cupid Krueger here
Adventure on a giant spaceship, searching for mystical balls of energy to prevent destruction of the universe.
For some reason, I had a dream that Facepunch's Sensationalist Headlines had removed the star rating and instead replaced it with Agree, Disagree, Assblasted. I honestly have no idea why I'm dreaming about posting on Facepunch. Oh and this dream also predicted that Trump would win the election and would form a Russo-American Pact with Putin. Tons of Sanius Squad members were being rated "Assblasted" because they were upset about Turkey being invaded or some shit.
I had a dream where I was in space station with friends.
Is it weird to dream of one's self as a demon?
I was shitting. Everywhere. :sick:
a girl from high school lived in an apartment on the bottom floor of the same complex i live in. my roommates and i talked with her. in my dream she had a history of being a hard partier, so my friend commented she must have loved living on the bottom floor as it is easier to get to when drunk. she said she didn't drink anymore after her time in prison. i commented that that was completely understandable, time changes people and prison doubly so. she had shaved herself bald except for a small knot of hair on the back of her head [editline]25th September 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;51099945]For some reason, I had a dream that Facepunch's Sensationalist Headlines had removed the star rating and instead replaced it with Agree, Disagree, Assblasted. I honestly have no idea why I'm dreaming about posting on Facepunch. Oh and this dream also predicted that Trump would win the election and would form a Russo-American Pact with Putin. Tons of Sanius Squad members were being rated "Assblasted" because they were upset about Turkey being invaded or some shit.[/QUOTE] i have occasionally had dreams about SH ratings being changed as well, namely the star rating being changed to :shitposting: which i didn't notice as a dream until later as it made sense to me
I had a dream where I was being driven down a street and then saw a huge billboard promoting the Nutshack. After that I go into a store and check out some shirts, only to look up at a huge widescreen TV showing a news channel talking about how the Nutshack is getting a reboot because of how the meme blew into Harambe-levels of popularity. That and this white haired news caster says "It's the Nutshack" and that was it :v:
I was in a prison, though for some reason I was still allowed to have electronics. I had a phone that was able to play Final Fantasy XIV. I had some technical manual for the game i was using to decipher when certain music tracks were made ingame based on their filenames. The prisoner beside me had a similar manual, but I think we found out his was outdated. We were all sitting in the cafeteria, which had an odd layout. The tables seemed like they were five feet off the ground and there were additional sets of bleachers 8 feet off the ground. They only had two rows and were caged off, but were still full of prisoners. One of the guards, or maybe wardens because he didn't have a uniform started saying something that pissed off a lot of the prisoners. Whatever he said to try and calm them down only made it worse, as people starting jumping up out of their seats. He then called for order and I heard a popping like guns so I pressed myself face down on my table. I realized from the air rushing over me that it was really some weird air cannon system. I think it increased the pressure in the room, because I passed out. When I could open my eyes again I could most of the other prisoners were in the same situation. The room looked emptier, like they had removed the problematic prisoners while we were out. The warden guy started talking but I was still out of it so I couldn't understand what he was saying.
I had a dream where I was in some kind of a desperate situation (like some zombie shit or something I can't remember) and I shot myself in the head and it felt weird as fuck and it hurt like a motherfucker.
I had a dream where humanity went to the moon during a nuclear war.
I had a dream that my machine and phone were compromised.
I had a dream that I went to a diner and shared a milkshake with a mysterious person.
we were in our apartment when a friend of my roommates invited a lot of girls over to hang out. there were a good 15 people crammed into our tiny apartment. i sat at our dining table, and others began to sit around it as well. one of the girls put their arm around me. i leaned onto her, laid my head on her shoulder, and asked her what was wrong. she said she was tired, and i told her i was tired, too. she said "well, we should be mates, then". i told her i wanted to get to know her first before that, to which she replied she didn't mean THAT kind of mate. the dream ended
I had a dream about escaping a mental asylum by hiding in a food truck, there was a pallet with a whole crate of beer on it, I ended up getting really wasted and woke up somewhere in latvia where I got beaten by russians. I don't even.
I was on the roof of a high-rise building for 'tandem parachuting' where 4 people were attached at the waist with a rope to one person who happened to have a parachute. I had second thoughts and didn't want to jump, so I was begging, pleading and screaming NO NO NO PLEASE NO DON'T JUMP THIS ISN'T RIGHT but they said basically 'I'm running and jumping in three; if you don't run and jump with me you're fucked', so I did. But in my rush, I hit my head on something on the way off and just started falling like a sack of shit. I nearly jumped through the roof when that woke me up.
Steve Smith from American Dad went through all these deadly trials and I just watched.
I had a dream where I help slayed mythical monsters.
Looking out of the window, I thought it was snowing bubbles. But it wasn't. And then it rained.
Mannn I just had a dream that felt like it went on in real time for weeks. It was so realistic and detailed, and as opposed to usual dreams where usually my mind might 'fill in the blanks', I can still remember every little detail. It was so normal. I had moved into a new house in a new town with a few house-mates who I'd never met before. Moved my crap in, set up my room, etc. The football was on TV that night in my dream; I fell asleep during the game and woke up the next morning and had to check the scores and watch the highlights just like I would in real life. Me and a housemate went for a walk to the shops the next day, the streets and shops were completely new to me, but they all just looked like normal places. I met a girl, too, and over the course of this dream we really hit it off and got to know each other. Then I woke up, and it's like this life I was living just vanished. It's so weird because I remember everything. The exact football scores. Certain events from the game. My housemates, my house, the layout of the streets and shops from this new town I was living in. Even the girl, I remember her name, her story, the things we talked about, and I evn remember seeing her facebook page. Every little detail was filled in and if I never woke up I'd probably never even know I was dreaming. Had to sit in bed for a while and think about all that before I got up.
Been reading way too many Chinese fantasy novels lately, since my last night's dream consisted of being taught by some old master and doing insane jumps and swordfights between skyscrapers.
I found two Reese's Cups sitting outside on a table and they were green. They spoiled like most foods in cartoons do.
I completely forgot my dream because I was awoken in the middle of the night but what happened was weird enough that it could've been a dream Some girl I used to know texted me one of those ITS COCKTOBER copypastas with all the emojis and shit, I woke up, looked at it, slumped over, whispered "that's some good shit" then dropped my phone and fell back asleep it was just like the opening to citizen kane
Woke up from a nightmare where I was about to be eaten by a shark.
I had a nightmare where a whole tooth fell out of my mouth for no reason. Freaked me out.
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