I had a dream it was my birthday and I forgot, and nobody wished me happy birthday so I didn't remember either.
I was out at sea looking towards Los Angeles. A large, 4km beast of a machine hovered over the city. While everyone was wondering what it was, an eye opened up on the underside.
A few seconds later, it fired a colossal black-and-white beam downwards, glassing a huge chunk of the city and destroying everything in the path of it.
It was particularly scary considering I could feel the boat shaking and the earth move from the blast.
some weirdo came in with a sledgehammer but it turned into an L-shaped pickaxe made of pencils when i opened the door
he pulled out a revolver and wanted to shoot me so i pulled out my knife and stabbed him but he shot me like 3 times in the stomach
i screamed in agony and then i woke up and was scared :(
Had a dream my house was infested with these giant, deadly spiders that reproduced and grew to huge sizes very quickly. Started with one, but as we kept looking we just kept finding more and more. Makes my skin crawl.
Also in another dream I remember I had Salt and Vinegar Pringles for some reason. Go to the supermarket today, and they're on special... Have they finally figured out how to advertise in our dreams then?
I had a dream in which I found a hole in the floor if my dorm, went inside and wound up on the outside of the building. There, I found a cross between a seagul and a pelican, which got into the hole and started to try and eat up all my socks, underwear and scarfs.
Had an odd dream that Zip from the 'Luke Cage' series stole my GH4 and GH3 cameras as I was sneaking away from Diamondback. Kept thinking; 'ah crap, now I have to buy another camera'.
I often dream about driving, I wish I had a car.
Speaking of driving, I keep having dreams where I'm in a car but I'm not in the driver seat, or I can't drive the car properly. I keep crashing into things. If I'm in another seat I keep trying to reach over and control the car but it doesn't work very well, or If I'm in the driver seat I can't break properly or something.
Wow my dreams are all so negative lately. What is happening to me.
I had a dream that I was running through a blizzard and feeling so lost and cold.
I stumbled upon a cave where I saw skeleton remains.
Just me going to my bathroom and finding that someone shit into my soap dispenser.
I had a dream where I forgot I had a class at school for the entire year, (so I never attended) and then was forced to take a test on it.
Bonus Dream, two nights ago: I had.....intercourse with an entire girls softball team.
I love teenager dreams.
[editline]9th October 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Orkel;50298182]An annoying dream about being hunted by an immortal warrior. No matter where I went, or how I tried to kill him, the cunt would survive and continue chasing me. Whether I used swords or guns, he just wouldn't go down. At one point I found myself in WW2, and escaped to the German lines. Told them "danke" and then the immortal fuck just walked over the battlefield through artillery fire and killed all the Germans and then I was on the run again.[/QUOTE]
This sounds like a cool fucking book, can I use this?
Dreamed I was in some cross between San Francisco and Rome.
Jesus Christ, dreamt that I met one of my old friends at a coffee house and she looked almost like a lanky, rotting corpse; some parts of her skin looked it was being eaten away from an infection or something and I couldn't tell if she could see anymore because of her eyes being affected by it.
I was with this very pretty girl with dark hair and we kissed and held hands and laughed together and that was it.
some friends and i explored an old abandoned school. we were looking to film a movie. one of my other friends showed up and brought a number of other people along. we looked around and joked around. i then found myself back in an apartment, watching a movie with two girls and a guy. the girls were pressing themselves against me. we laid on a bed and cuddled together. i then find my entire consciousness taken up by my cellphone as i am texting with a girl i have been talking with recently. out of nowhere, she texts me "i love you" to which i can't respond. i then wake up
I decided to quit uni to go to a different uni somewhere, but I had to live in ditch with a bed in the middle of it and all the windows in the uni had stained glass windows and they had literally no computers (I'm doing comp sci). So I moved back to my uni but some 40 year old lady was living in my room and the building was now in the middle of nowhere.
i wanted to eat a bowl of mac and cheese but my parents said that i have to wait until after hillary's inauguration speech is over, i got angry and smashed it on the ground and my dad ran after me and i ran outside and broke into someone's house which looked like a shopping mall, it was owned by this guy who looked like iron man but without a head and he wanted me to get the codes to undo some sort of curse.
Found a Brazilian leather belt from 1830
I fell from a collapsing skyscraper. I woke up just as I was about to hit the ground.
i was trying to pick up four people in a van that only had four seats, so my solution for the fifth person was to steal a trailer from a semi-truck. woke up before i could even get out of the van though.
the soviets were pushing through northern finland into northern norway and sweden, their ultimate objective being to capture the massive bridge norway had built from trondheim to iceland. they never reached the foot of the bridge however, as norwegian and swedish home guard units had disabled the enemy logistics train by persistent mining of roads and destruction of bridges.
i was at a school recording a sports event with a gopro taped to the baseball cap i had on. said sports event involved gathering more wheat than the other team. the field was rectangular, and had a slope in the middle of it making one end lower. also on the lower side the path i was standing on cut into the field, so the sunken section was smaller across. the path i was standing on was purely made of cement, including the waist high wall along it and the columns and ceiling above.
after i felt i recorded enough, i headed back to class, where a woman who was trying to repair an engine by pouring a translucent blue oil into popsicle tubes threatened to kill me. i sat down and attempted to listen to what the teacher was saying. he was going over the answers for a quiz i guess happened about sea life or something. i was just copying the answers down when he went over them. at some point i was rewarded with increased desk space by the teacher, putting my slots up to 42 up from 36. as i was looking through my collected items to place into my desk, i got the feeling i was a disadvantaged student or something, like i was from a bad neighborhood, and the teacher just felt bad for me more than anything else.
i was explaining to a girl what my user name meant and she was very interested. we held hands.
I was a medieval mercenary for hire, or something along those lines.
A pompous king hired me to travel to an abandoned castle keep, slay a griffin that guarded it, and retrieve a magical amulet.
After walking through a drizzly, autumn forest, eventually I located and entered the abandoned keep.
I entered the great hall where I encountered the griffin, who was actually pretty chill. We ended up having a civilized conversation, and we both agreed that the king was a massive ass to other people!
So we decided to screw with him by using the amulet to cast random spells on him.
One of them made him grow/shrink in size at random moments. Another made his suit of armor come alive, which proceeded to make him slap himself in the face. :v:
I keep having nightmares about bathrooms. The first one was of me in my own bathroom, and suddenly a bunch of people just start walking in while I'm on the toilet. There was one where it was all open, and sinks were right next to the toilets. Then there was one where I was in a huge, mall-sized public bathroom, everything was chrome, the sinks were too high, and the stalls were too skinny, so your shoulders were touching the sides. I always feel extremely uncomfortable in these dreams.
For some reason, there's always a bunch of people just standing around in the bathrooms too, doing nothing.
I had 2 dreams last night, one relatively funny and the other completely fucked up.
In the funny one I'm in ArmA 3 on Tanoa calling in mortar strikes on groups of Russians when I spot their CO and he says "I am dying....... Help" but just like how a morrowind NPC would say it.
I then woke up and laughed my ass off.
The second one is way too fucked up to tell in details but it involves decapitating someone. I wasn't laughing about that one.
I was rich, I had a nice jacket in a big house with cool night lighting, and a new laptop...
3 notable dreams that may or may not have been connected to each other.
My friends and I went to the library to eat food.
My sister gave me a pill that made me see colorful circles.
I was at a farm in a forest when a nuke goes off in the distance, killing everyone except me.
I had a weird dream last night that someone made a turn based RPG based off of The Nutshack.
Clearly I must make this game real now.
I guess I'll share my retarded dream
I was watching a movie with friends, until an elderly woman ringed the doorbell. She asked us to lend her some eggs. We said we didn't have any, and felt bad for her so we let her in. So yeah I basically watched a movie with a random elderly woman and friends in my dream.
Why can't my dreams be fun :/
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