• What did you dream about last night?
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Wasn't last night but about a week ago I had this recurring dream where I'm at work in the kitchen. I'm doing my thing when the kitchen printer just start printing tickets non stop, it literally gets to the point where it's just a long stream of tickets snaking around on the floor. Before I even have a chance to react literally everyone in the restaurant is screaming at me. Expo, servers, chef, customers etc. All at me at the same time. And it's this cacophony of swearing, madness and gnashing of teeth. Then I wake up. And I have to go to work. FUN!
Pretty fun dream about being a student at a magic academy. Flying and doing magic wand shit. Another dream later that night about travelling to ancient times and fighting chariots with a .50cal rifle.
Had a dream about chilling with some boys in... My old high school's parking lot at night? We were just doing our thing, chilling and chatting when suddenly there was a cop involved. Basically ended up diving into a ditch, he caught us and for some reason we all had a bag of weed on our person so he ended up hauling us into the precinct. Some general nonsense went down and eventually two of our buddies ended up lighting a fire using a pile of match powder to use as a diversion, me and a couple end up out the door and... We're in the ditch again, like in a time warp. Cop is peering around in the bush and one of them made a noise and they all got caught, so I just stayed in the bush and watch them get hauled off. The one specific phrase I remember being uttered was 'i thought I heard your Nicholas cage chain wearing ass'. no fucking clue dude
tonight I had a dream about being made a moderator on this forum for no good reason I also had a dream about consuming marijuana like it's some sort of sugar I vaguely remember running around on roofs in the same dream, Mirror's Edge style
I saw a car that had 3 pictures of a ballerina on the back of it
There was a space crew who fought over the dumbest things. Like, there was a fight to the death because somebody didn't flush.
a dream where my roommate's girlfriend was coming onto me
I had a dream where I had two kids named Saturn and Jupiter.
I vaguely remember my older sister, and computer troubles. Namely the machine trying to re-order itself and ending up running Windows '98.
My brother and I went to a "Laser Tag" arena in a plaza. When we went in there, we found out a few things. 1.)It was run down af 2.) We had to use Nerf guns. "Laser" was the name of the place. 3.)The place was just furniture and cardboard boxes set up in strategic locations. 4.)We had to play with the owner's obnoxious kids who had immunity so they couldn't lose 5.)The prices were ridiculous. If you brought your own dart gun it'd be cheaper (Still overpriced tho), but if you didn't, a pack of darts was $30. A Maverick pistol was $50. These were for rent BTW, not to buy. My brother and I said "Fuck it" and went to an arcade instead. I played some Bloody Roar then woke up.
I think I had a dream about trying hard to satisfy Donald Trump as he happened to pass by me a few times in some sort of My Summer Car-like scenario
Running from the police after shooting up my school and massacring my parents.
I dreamt that me and an ex were getting along really well as friends, as well as decided to bury the past. Not that it would ever happen in real life however, but ho hum :v:
I was showering with my cousin for some reason, and although she's five years younger than me and half the weight I was sitting on her shoulders. On a shelf on top of the shower I found a pile of my D&D dice. I gave her one, got off of her shoulders, peed in the shower and got out. When she was done I went back in, and realized she had knocked all the dice into the drain. I was really mad.
Dream in a fictional world. I hitchhiked on a pirate ship to reach the second mysterious continent. There was some kind of tech event over there. I saw an RC car that was made of legos, and had an engine made out of legos as well. The pistons were visible and rumbling up and down as I increased the gas, it was pretty cool.
I had a dream where i beat the shit out of a punk Japanese dude. - So I was at a friend's birthday party and we just finished cutting the cake and eating it. All the girls went upstair to the bathroom to do their makeout while me the rest of the boys were in the living room, talking. 30 mintues into our little chat, the front door was vigorously being knocked as if there was someone in danger. Immediately, the door was kicked down by a punk Japanese dude. The boys and i were all confused. He started yelling, throwing shit around, drinking our booze and utterly just being a dickhead. All the guys with me were so scared by him that they either went to the basement or stayed in the corner with their hands against their head and knees curled up. - 20 minutes went by and the Japanese dude stop. He looked at me with a smirk, looked away and went upstair where the girls were. I heard a loud scream from all the girl. Frustrated, i grabbed the half empty glass bottle i had, went upstair, grabbed the Japanese dude and smashed the glass bottle at his face. He was bleeding but still conscious. I continue smashing his face with the glass bottle again and again and again. I didn't know why i kept hitting him but i guess it was because i wanted to protect the girls and i was also drunk. -I stop for a moment to look at his bloody face. I ask him what he was doing here. He didn't respond. I look back at the girls to see they were alright. I asked them if they were okay in which they all reply yes or nod with their head. I turned back to the Japanese dude and to my surprise his face wasn't bloody but it was healed. He look back at me with his eyes and ask me to let go of him, to which i did. He got up, hug me and apologise for what he done. I was super confuse but shock at the same time so i took him to the living room, grab a beer to him and talk. Then i woke up. Weird ass dream but sorta fun.
I dreamed about being in my father's house at night time when a forest fire broke out and a plane came in to drop that kind of liquid like planes do with wildfires I got out of the house to get a better view of the plane and the fire and then it was suddenly daytime and I was in a sort of entirely empty crater I remember running around in that crater trying to catch a sort of foam that was being dropped by that plane
"Examining" the swimsuits of two hot chicks. Later became a dream about escaping the tenth dimension or something
I was in a wide desert valley on another world with other people; and there was a special event that occurs once in a hundred lifetimes when the 3 moons rise over the horizon and barely touch each other, I was witness to this ritual and I saw as the moons got closer together their surfaces warped near each other, making it look like the 3 moons became one. And during this time the moons thinned out and split like fine hairs (perhaps the hairs shot out of the moons instead?) and at the end of each string a 20ft figure formed and each different from each other. Each figure was purple-pink in color and utterly featureless with a few exceptions. Here are the figures that I remember ---A large woman with eyes closed and two mouths ---A two legged frog with a stork's beak for a mouth with 3 pairs of spikes jutting out from the sides of the beak ---A 6 legged mammoth ---A uncountable amount of eyes goblin monster ---A parrot headed man that rode in a giant cup ---there were many more but I cannot remember them Each figure came alive and invited everyone to a festival, there I learned that every figure was an eccentric creature utterly incapable of understanding right and wrong. As the moons climbed higher they started to drift away from one another and the figures became more violent, and attacked each other and eating their guests whole. I do not remember any more.
I think I had my first encounter with "Sleep Paralysis" last night, or at least a mild version of it. I woke up in the middle of the night, as most people often do, and fell back asleep sometime later. As I was lying on my side, trying to fall asleep, I felt something press down on my lower leg. This alarmed me and then all of a sudden, pressure was being put on my shoulder and torso, to keep my body in the position it was in. It felt like I had no power against this, and part of me thinks I wasn't fighting back to try and feign death and have this entity leave me alone or something. Whatever was doing this in my dream was invisible. All of a sudden I was with a girl I used to hook up with and we were fucking, which makes this all seem comical. But at the time in the dream, it was part of the entities manipulation I guess(?) The final part that really freaked me out, was when I woke up : My glasses that are 99% of the time by my bedside table, were on my desk, across from my bed. This made me think some entity was in fact, in my room last night. Than I remembered I did take my glasses off and place them there. Anyways, a pretty short, but intense experience. I've never had "Sleep Paralysis" before, and not sure if this would be classified as an example of it. Compared to stories I've read it happening, my experience seems a bit more tame. Anyone ever have a sleep paralysis experience?
i dont even know hahha
i was on the south side of the columbia on the oregon coast. the world was majorly transformed due to pollution, and most things were heavily decayed. but, life still went on, people still survived. i looked out over the columbia to see half-sank ships sticking out of the rushing water and smog. i turn and look at the twisted traintracks on what used to be bridges rust. i then find myself in an overgrown forest clearing with an old farmhouse and many spined bushes. a green light is cast over everything. i find myself sitting in a van riding through seattle. i am with a girl i had a major crush on throughout high school. i don't remember what we talked about. we arrive at a school, and appear in the classroom. she and one of my other friends sit next to me. the rest of the class have many of my old high school classmates in it. there's just a lot of people talking about nothing, as they do. i wake up before any teacher comes in. [editline]22nd December 2016[/editline] these dreams are very similar things in thematics to dreams i have had before and the location of the first one i have dreamt about several times
Had a dream where I moved to San Francisco and I was driving down the street in a Tesla.
I was walking on a suburban street following this girl. She walked into a house and I walked in too but couldn't find her.
I dreamed everyone was made of pillows. They talked as if they were talking through pillows as well. I woke up when I walked past a mirror and I saw that I was a regular human.
heres a copy paste from skype when i told my friend this morning [12/23/16, 8:19:42 AM] Blessed holidays: i had a dream where i was an 80's kid who had a hanuted closet [12/23/16, 8:20:01 AM] Blessed holidays: and my younger sister had like really shitty everyone in her life and so i had like [12/23/16, 8:20:49 AM] Blessed holidays: jason voorhes michael myers dracula frankenstein leather face a xenomorph and some others that i forget [12/23/16, 8:21:00 AM] Blessed holidays: and they were all supposed to be fears of hers so i never had her see them [12/23/16, 8:21:11 AM] Blessed holidays: but they were all super chill and hardly killed anyone [12/23/16, 8:21:54 AM] Blessed holidays: and before i woke up there was a big scene where my "family" in the dream came down and saw the monsters and it eventually turned into a big party and frankenstein was hitting on my aunt
Dream about metal detecting and finding a russian silver coin that somehow split in two and revealed another coin inside
i had a vivid dream about having some extremely vanilla sex with a grill i dont recognize ive heard that when you dont recognize someone in your dream that its a ghost so i guess i banged a dead person
i was in belgium. one of my middle school teachers kept coming close very slowly and menacingly to me to attack me with a bigass knife but would always stop just short of actually slashing me or stabbing me, mostly because i would push him away. after i push him away, he would walk away and disappear. this kept happening intermittently throughout my dream. in between these attacks, i visited a brothel and had sex with a shapeshifter. after i left, my teacher attacked me again, this time actually nicking me a bit. i get fed up and go home and grab my rifle. i have a premonition of him succeeding in killing me because i fail to have the rifle loaded and ready next time i see him, so i go out of my way to load a few bullets into the magazine. as i am loading the magazine into the rifle, i see him. he somehow gets very close to me very quickly and begins attacking me. i am able to get the rifle cocked, but not before he slashes my hand pretty badly. i fire off one shot into his head and he falls down dead. it is at this point i realize i have had a female companion with me the whole time. she understands why i did that, but she tells me we have to get off the street since i just shot someone and the police here wouldn't understand. we duck into a church which is having some sort of christmas celebration, and go into the kitchen to hide. my friend lets me know i am bleeding pretty badly, which i hadn't noticed yet. the blood is very congealed and looks more like jam than blood. i scoop it up and throw it towards the sink, but i miss and hit the salad bowl. my conscience doesn't let me leave it, so i dump out all the salad and clean the bowl. i then find myself in an apartment overlooking the street, holding my gun, and the same teacher, still alive and seemingly uninjured, is looking right at me from the street holding the knife and smiling. that is where my dream ends.
I dreamed about having a fucking panic attack and it caused me to have a heart attack and i died. What the fuck.
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