The above users avatar is now standing behind you in the shower. How much dick are you tripping?
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OH JESUS, FUCK!
Well, looks like I just shat in the shower.
give him a smug grin back
uh oh
I'd run. Slip. Suffer injuries.
i like windwos
Why you would stare at me like that....
Scream and hit it with the shampoo bottle
OH god, there's two of them. Well I'll never need a shower again.
Saints forever
Well, if that's in my shower, [i]I'm[/i] most likely behind [i]it,[/i] if you catch my (and most other straight males on Facepunch) drift.
[sp]A man can dream can't he[/sp]
Well, at least it can't touch me...right?
I have a feeling i'm going to get long lasting bruises from all the dry-humping that's about to happen.
Problem?
Go away troll, you are not funny.
0, she gave me a blowjob.
How did you manage to sneak in here?
i don't even know
Oh no she's looking at my ass and smirking.
That's a dragon, right?
Guess I better prepare for anal impact or run for my life...