• How to get sober fast.
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[QUOTE=Luc1f3r;20604189]Alcohol is fun when you use it responsibly, she's not the first 15 year old ever to get fucked up with a friend baby sitting, at most he'll be pissed but who really gives a fuck, he can yell and bitch all he want's but wont really do anything. Kids need to stop being so scared of getting in trouble, you fuck up just deal with the consequences and it'll be over quickly...[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, and don't take this offensely. But that is the shittiest mind set I've ever heard of. More than yelling could happen here. If this gets back to her mom, she's in major trouble. She was smoking on top of all this. Again, not offensive to you.
[QUOTE=tesher07;20604085]Well they deserve it and who gives a [EMAIL="$@%"]$@%[/EMAIL]^ they shouldn't be drinking at that age.[/QUOTE] Nobody should be drinking at ANY age. Cigarrettes and Alcohol are legal drugs, and they do nothing but fucking you up.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20604246]I'm sorry, and don't take this offensely. But that is the shittiest mind set I've ever heard of. More than yelling could happen here. If this gets back to her mom, she's in major trouble. She was smoking on top of all this. Again, not offensive to you.[/QUOTE] You must hang out with the wrong crowed of people. Are you one of those teens that think they are tough shit who smoke weed and get drunk or is that just your girlfriend? Teens these days.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;20604248]Nobody should be drinking at ANY age. Cigarrettes and Alcohol are legal drugs, and they do nothing but fucking you up.[/QUOTE] Cigarrettes are a relaxative. The drug itself isn't harmful, just the shit it does to your lungs. [editline]05:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=tesher07;20604283]You must hang out with the wrong crowed of people. Are you one of those teens that think they are tough shit who smoke weed and get drunk or is that just your girlfriend? Teens these days.[/QUOTE] No, she's not trying to fit in. She's just curious. This was her first time drinking and smoking. Her friend is pretty stupid though. She uses peer pressure which is probably how they got into it all.
Well your her boyfriend right? So common sence would be to encourage her not to listen to her friend. Not sure how to help you now.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20604246]I'm sorry, and don't take this offensely. But that is the shittiest mind set I've ever heard of. More than yelling could happen here. If this gets back to her mom, she's in major trouble. She was smoking on top of all this. Again, not offensive to you.[/QUOTE] How old are you? If her mother found out, it wouldn't be the end of the world... she'd get grounded or yelled at (hell maybe a slap or something) When i fucked up (aka, got caught) I'd get an ass kicking and i wouldn't get to do shit other then go to school and come home (and work if i had a job at the time) Just remember, your parents, her parent everyones parents have more then likely done the same shit you have if not worse when they were your age. Some parents haven't but i really haven't met a whole lot of parents who haven't other then hardcore catholic family's and usually their parents just make them pray harder and go to more church... trying to hide the shit is only going to get her in more trouble, and depending on how much she drank it's unlikely she'll be able to sober up before he gets home, her best bet is just to sleep it off...
I'm 17.
Part of being a teen is trying new things, it's totally normal... I've smoked for a while but i wouldn't suggest anyone pick up the habit, it's a expensive and a pain in the ass to quit... Drinking in moderation is a good way to socialize and just enjoy yourself.
Yes, but there is obviously a reason why you have to be 21 to drink. I don't want to try weed. I know lots of druggies, and I can tell you they aren't going anywhere with their lives. Right now I'm on a path that will get me a bachelors degree when I'm 19 or 20. Drugs would probably mess it all up.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20604411]I'm 17.[/QUOTE] You're 17 and you've never spoken to a drunk person and didn't know that there's no way to make someone "sober up." Why do I not believe that? Have you lived a sheltered life?
Eat bread and puke it up. Not in that order.
Unless you're already in college or managed to get half of the credits needed for your associates degree, good luck on getting your BA by 19 or 20, that just doesn't seem likely... Also the whole "21 to drink" thing is bullshit, if you can die for your country or rent/own a home you should be able to sit down and have a beer. (standing up is off limits though.) Marijuana is fine (if you can smoke tobacco, and drink why the fuck not.) as long as you're not an habitual smoker i don't see anything wrong with it, i don't smoke it because i never really get a good high and just end up feeling like I'm having a panic attack the whole goddamn time.
[QUOTE=Mr. poopypants;20603768]make your girlfriends go to sleep with an alarm clock set EDIT: are the drunk enough not to know how to set an alarm clock!?!?!?[/QUOTE] she will just get the spins as she lies down and then she will throw up everywhere
[QUOTE=catch33;20604620]she will just get the spins as she lies down and then she will throw up everywhere[/QUOTE] I only get the spins if i haven't been up all day, if i lie down and i'm not tired basically. If i'm tired i just pass the fuck out.
[QUOTE=Luc1f3r;20604577]Unless you're already in college or managed to get half of the credits needed for your associates degree, good luck on getting your BA by 19 or 20, that just doesn't seem likely... Also the whole "21 to drink" thing is bullshit, if you can die for your country or rent/own a home you should be able to sit down and have a beer. (standing up is off limits though.) Marijuana is fine (if you can smoke tobacco, and drink why the fuck not.) as long as you're not an habitual smoker i don't see anything wrong with it, i don't smoke it because i never really get a good high and just end up feeling like I'm having a panic attack the whole goddamn time.[/QUOTE] I'm getting a year and a half's worth of credits during my junior and senior year in highschool through a skills program that my school offers. It's pretty nice. [editline]06:32AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mac2468;20604528]You're 17 and you've never spoken to a drunk person and didn't know that there's no way to make someone "sober up." Why do I not believe that? Have you lived a sheltered life?[/QUOTE] I've never cared. [editline]06:51AM[/editline] Well her brother came home.. Thankfully they were sober enough to speak intelligently to him, so everything is all good for now. I'm not sure what's gonna happen when her brother drinks some watery rum, but whatev for now.
Don't drink beer.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20604940]I'm getting a year and a half's worth of credits during my junior and senior year in highschool through a skills program that my school offers. It's pretty nice. [editline]06:32AM[/editline] I've never cared. [editline]06:51AM[/editline] Well her brother came home.. Thankfully they were sober enough to speak intelligently to him, so everything is all good for now. I'm not sure what's gonna happen when her brother drinks some watery rum, but whatev for now.[/QUOTE] Fyi, some of those credits [B]might [/B]not be transferable unless you go to a community college.
[QUOTE=Luc1f3r;20605757]Fyi, some of those credits [B]might [/B]not be transferable unless you go to a community college.[/QUOTE] Well if I was stupid I would blindly take the classes without looking at that. I've already chosen a college that will accept all my credits. I'll be going to CC for my first year, just to get my core classes like English, Math, History, and Science done. Then I move onto the big college.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20605803]Well if I was stupid I would blindly take the classes without looking at that. I've already chosen a college that will accept all my credits. I'll be going to CC for my first year, just to get my core classes like English, Math, History, and Science done. Then I move onto the big college.[/QUOTE] Sorry for not assuming that someone who doesn't even know how to get someone sober would know exactly what credits would be excepted by what ever college. You need to work on you're people skills dude, saying no offense then basically telling someone one "I'm smart, you're a fucking retarded for thinking that." You'd probably know how to sober someone up if you had any people skills. Next time just accept the advice or say something to the effect of "yes, i've already looked into that, thank you though" rather then trying to make someone look stupid because they were trying to be nice and let you know about something you may or may not have been aware of.
[QUOTE=Luc1f3r;20605983]Sorry for not assuming that someone who doesn't even know how to get someone sober would know exactly what credits would be excepted by what ever college. You need to work on you're people skills dude, saying no offense then basically telling someone one "I'm smart, you're a fucking retarded for thinking that." You'd probably know how to sober someone up if you had any people skills. Next time just accept the advice or say something to the effect of "yes, i've already looked into that, thank you though" rather then trying to make someone look stupid because they were trying to be nice and let you know about something you may or may not have been aware of.[/QUOTE] For you to take something offensively after I say/mean I'm not on the offensive is pretty stupid. You need to work on your reading skills. Good bye.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20604466]Yes, but there is obviously a reason why you have to be 21 to drink.[/QUOTE] You know, there's a lot of countries where the legal drinking age is much lower. It's 16 here in Denmark.
who the fuck drinks when watching children? how fucking stupid is your girlfriend!?
[QUOTE=Bad)-(and;20610792]who the fuck drinks when watching children? how fucking stupid is your girlfriend!?[/QUOTE] Read the thread. They were sleeping.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20603862]They're both 15. Her brother is 29. [editline]05:06AM[/editline] I think he's 29? If not he's close to there. Might be 30, I don't know.[/QUOTE] [img]http://sturmdesjahrhunderts.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/facepalm.jpg[/img] They're fucked :v:
[QUOTE=soderholm13;20645367][img_thumb]http://sturmdesjahrhunderts.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/facepalm.jpg[/img_thumb] They're fucked :v:[/QUOTE] Little late there buddy.
THIS IS FACTS: every humans body can at a maximum process and get rid off 2 cl pure alcohol an hour We had a class about alcohol (not the propaganda kind) But the kind where we get to drink different wines and alcoholic drinks...
Pure oxygen, inhale it. Will speed up metabolism due to more cleaner oxygen available, has been proven to get you sober faster. Getting pure oxygen is the harder part, though.
Ive been drunk enough to know there isn't really ways to get sober quickly. Because you can't sober up quickly unless you throw up the alcohol in your stomach, but then it will remain in your blood. Depending on how drunk you are you will have to wait from 3-6 hours before your alcohol level is back to 0.
[QUOTE=ghostofme;20604246]I'm sorry, and don't take this offensely. But that is the shittiest mind set I've ever heard of. More than yelling could happen here. If this gets back to her mom, she's in major trouble. She was smoking on top of all this. Again, not offensive to you.[/QUOTE] Uhm, no he's right. Kids fuck up, deal with it. I'm 17, at that age I fucked up a lot. Now I just deal with it... but I get away with murder with my mom so I don't give a fuck.
[QUOTE=B-RAND;20645703]Uhm, no he's right. Kids fuck up, deal with it. I'm 17, at that age I fucked up a lot. Now I just deal with it... but I get away with murder with my mom so I don't give a fuck.[/QUOTE] Murder with your mom? Whaaa-
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