If you could tell your 13 year old self one piece advice what would it be? - General

Don't rub your dick raw.

Never find facepunch.

The answer to the last question for the Math Contest at the school is B) Go to the second part of the test (if you win)

Don't be a smart ass.

[QUOTE=koeniginator;40126162]invest in apple[/QUOTE] Buy bitcoins, earbuds and max heads.

Stop spending money you entitled little bastard, you're gonna need all those shiny coins later also your fashion sense is going to get so much better, don't fret about not having that fluorescent pink jacket.

Stop being such a bigoted douche. By the way, you end up being gay for your best friend.

Get out of that relationship with her, it's a waste of time. You're gay anyway. And it's not going to be a big deal to anyone. Also, stop playing so many video games and hang out with more people.

I was obsessed with some girl at the time, I'd probably just try and convince him to get over her. On the other hand, I should probably take my own advice.

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Invest in Pixar

Avoid her, she isn't worth the fights.

DON'T STICK YOUR WILLIE IN THERE!

Dude stop watching Naruto. You were top shit in primary school, but now it's high school so you've dropped back to the bottom of the pecking order. Join student council, it looks good on a resume + that's where all the smart chicks are at. Females are the same species as you (for real). I will slap you if you say "I don't need english and maths". Get on Facepunch already, you'll get better at typing/debating/not-being-a-completely-unfunny-dipshit. You'll learn cool stuff too!

Learn how to plant and harvest various fruits, in preparation for when apes take over the earth in the year 2007. Also, learn to swim because a flood is what killed our ape overlords in 2011. I'd also spoil the ending of The Sixth Sense because fuck that kid.

"yes your dad smokes weed and no it is bad to do once in a while, when you are 16 do it with your friends before watching the hangover it will be worth it instead of being the one sober guy"

"Kid, it doesn't matter that you're the most socially awkward guy in your school, if you bet on the stuff I have on this list you'll be a rich motherfucker in no time Oh and please, cut that hair"

Give up trying to get into football and shit because first of all you're not going to get good at it anyway and second you don't need to be an athlete to make dad proud. Start experimenting with your computer, learn as much about what makes it work as you possibly can. You're not going to be a Special Forces operator, or Ranger, or anything. Things will change and you're going to end up going for computer networking and if you start cracking as much books as your little 13 year old brain can handle now you have an opportunity to make bank in the future (Also with a combination of changing fads and moving to a new place you'll meet this chick who would really dig that kind of knowledge wink wink) But still do some workouts because that shits a pain in the ass and you and I both know that when it comes to procrastination, we suck Keep your mouth shut in real life because the way you act makes people think you're smarter than you really are but that illusion is shattered when you start talking, idiot You're not going to convince mom and dad to get you a gun for four more years so stop fucking trying

BUY BITCOINS YOU LITTLE SHIT BUY EVERY BITCOIN YOU CAN

Turn that server in to a bitcoin miner, dickhead.

Save your "best friend" before he gets fried and shuts himseld away forever.

practice every day, you loser

Five on top, four on the sides. You never got haircuts right until a year or two ago. Don't be repulsive.

Start drawing now. Don't think it's embarassing. Yes you're awful now. Yes you get better. Lots better. But only by drawing the shitty stuff first.

Good job little man Keep it up

Don't go running on the roads, you'll have an operation in 4 years time to take the annihilated cartilage out, and don't give up in the winter of '11 because it's cold, your life will be much healthier, much earlier.

You will probably have one best friend truly care about you, for fuck sake don't screw it up with them.

Get a haircut, hippie.

Stop eating so much, work out more, study more.

"Don't be an agnostic, it's a waste of your time because you'll just end up being a Christian again in a couple years"