If you could tell your 13 year old self one piece advice what would it be?
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The stock markets will crash in 1 year.
also EU will be in trouble, fuck them greeks.
Don't buy an xbox but a PC.
And don't act fucking weird man, no matter what happens, dont go retard.
Not to forgot Just pass 1,2,3rd grades(dutch secondary school) and don't give shit about anything higher then a 6(get 6 all day) because it doesnt mean shit in 4 and 5th grade, you start over.
Spain wins the World cup.
Be strong.
And remember, only the weak use the sword as their weapon, so don't be an asshole at all.
Put all your money in bitcoins, watch anime before it gets cool and don't ever go to that shitty place called facepunch
Brush your teeth and start drawing more.
Can I just punch him? That's pretty much the only thing I would do to my younger self.
Get rid of that bieber cut, seriously.
Say yes to drugs.
Stop being a dick to everyone you little piece of shit
Buck the fuck up and take school seriously you self-piteous piece of crap. Also stop posting on the NMRiH forums you only look like a twat.
And find some motivation to finish those story ideas you came up with. Goddamn I could have published an entire fucking series by now if I'd actually put some effort in.
[QUOTE=Toasted Lemon;40125933]you DON'T look cool wearing a wool beanie...[/QUOTE]
This, this so fucking much
Get a hair cut, having your hair down to your shoulders is embarrasing, especially in the family photos where you have that shit eating grin on.
Keep in touch with your best friend, make sure to ask him what his new email is otherwise you won't talk to him for at least 2 years.
Ask about using the music room at school, all that tech is going to waste, just ask.
Stop Conor going out with that bitch, he gets worse afterwards, he walks around with a knife all the time and gets in fight, stops going to lessons and shit like that.
Don't follow the rabbit past the golden apple tree onto Boreas road.
"Don't be an arrogant, stuck up, spoiled piece of shit, sit the fuck down and learn that life will be hard and stop being such a dumb, pathetic excuse of a human being - you embarrass me."
Oh and to not listen to the shite music I used to listen to.
Cheating does not make you 'cool', it just makes you a sad pathetic asshole that ruins other people's fun.
I would high five myself and go away into the darkness. I regret nothing
Don't hang out with those seedy kids over there, they'll fuck your life up
Would it be horrible if I were to tell him that I am him from the future, and that terrible things are going to happen and he might as well off himself, just to break the time-space continuum?
Don't be such a cunt, get laid, smoke weed. It'll help kiddo, trust me.
Talk to someone about that depression of yours instead of waiting until you're 16 to do so.
don't get in the van
Go get a haircut and stop going on Xbox live so much, you're wasting your time on that shit.
Please don't go down Burnley Road, you're going to get hit by a car and lose your favourite racing bike </3
Get a job, you damn hippie.
Seriously though, Get outside, don't lose the friends you have, or you'll regret it.
Don't start browsing the Internet. Just keep playing Pokémon.
Lose some weight, fatty!
In aproximately 4 years, you will meet someone who will completely blow your mind and change your entire being.
Don't ever choke around that person, and don't ever act out of normality towards what goes in your head. If you do everything right, you might achieve something and be the happiest you've ever been.
Don't fuck this up and achieve a depression kiddo.
"Man up and stop becoming a spineless socially awkward knowledge nerd just because your mommy wants you to become the next Einstein so badly"
Stop giving up on skateboarding
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