If you could tell your 13 year old self one piece advice what would it be? - General

Get a haircut, stop falling in love with every girl that says hi to you, cut your hair, dont go on the internet so much, cut your hair, go out more. I had really terrible hair when I was 13.

Meryl is never going to fall for you, Evelin is never falling for you, here's the world of anime, make sure you make contact with Re-chan, if you sloth around in 9th, you're going to have one hell of a depression wave, don't tell H. to go ahead with killing herself.

Think before you talk Use wisdom.

Quit being all depressed an shit. You're developing cool skills and you have great friends. Stop obsessing over girls so much, you'll get a girlfriend, but the girl you are going after is only going to use you. The first serious one is going to go crazy on drugs and leave you, but the second one will be the best thing to ever happen to you. Yes, she will have sex with you, you horny bastard. It's like you haven't even been listening. God [I]damn[/I] you fap a lot, stop or you'll go blind or something jesus That about sums it up, my life has greatly improved since then :v:

Join the ЯResistance.

Shut up.

No one gives a shit about your dumb opinions you stupid twat.

Get off the computer and do more exercise. Your classmates are idiots, but that doesn't means that you have to isolate yourself from the world. Stop being so depressed all the time. Ignore math, the professor can't teach shit, but if you focus on history and science, your last three years of school are going to be a breeze. And most importantly, when your friend presents you a friend of hers, [B]don't wait one year to contact her[/B]. She is a very interesting person, and the two of you can help each other.

i regret nothing! but also your going to find a flashdrive one day with furry porn on it, open it! its ok, its just natural, i think, still working it out..... also in 1 year a girl is gonna come into band and want to be your friend, tell her you don't fucking care, she ends up being a bitchy dyke anyway, no point in trying to be friends with her [editline]2nd April 2013[/editline] but honestly i think id tell my older self to fuck-off anyway, ive had a contingency plan in my head incase i ever run into my future/past selfs after watching too many star trek episodes

This is the last year you'll see your grandfather, so make sure it doesn't surprise you when he passes. And stop getting haircuts, you want your hair long.

also the recession is going to be a very painful and forming part of your life, and no matter how bad it seems, things will eventually get better, those feelings of insecurity and inadequacy will get better [editline]2nd April 2013[/editline] also when you unlocked the door for the cheerleaders for the 40th time, ask for a number, ANY NUMBER, FOR GOD SAKES MAN ITS THE ENTIRE CHEERLEADER SQUAD YOU KEEP RUNNING INTO

Take a shower when you come home from places and check for ticks so one of them doesn't give you an illness that will cripple you physically and mentally for the next 4 years and will have to make you home bound and have all your friends forget about you or treat you like shit and make building a social life a complete struggle while you continue to barely pass the 8th grade and tear your family apart trying to find money to afford treatment for an illness barely anyone has experience treating/knows how to treat. Wouldn't hurt, just sayin'.

Pursue vagina from an early age.

Go take a run fatass [editline]2nd April 2013[/editline] Oh, And you're a total dick really, learn to be polite once and awhile and sweet jesus cut that fucking mop off your head

Please stop acting like you know everything, and for gods sake stop being so spoiled. Get some kind of proper schedule to do everything, it would help you throughout your entire life.

yes, she wants the D

I'd give past me a knife and tell him how to ambush people just to see what happens.

You don't change much in 5 months.

"Kill yourself lol"

Come back to reality. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It will only come back to haunt you.

Don't be a dick, regardless of how much you believe chicks like dicks.

Yeah. You might wanna jump off a cliff.

You absolutely fucked up your entire thirteenth year to a pathetic degree, and it'll take years to repair the damage.

Don't join band. Never give up and hold yourself together. It's almost over. (i fucking could not stand school as a kid. I wasn't a stereotypical punk kid with greasy hair and low grades; I was a quiet, A/B student who got frequent buzz cuts.)

Either tell your parents you're a lady, or kill yourself. (Y)

Man the fuck up, brother. Talk to people, you can't go alone forever. Get in shape, you fat fuck. Do it now while you have the chance. When you hit Year 10, get ready for shit to get real. Don't get obsessed over Jackie. Don't even fucking start, she'll never even know you exist. Talk to one of the other people who seems to actually like you. Stop throwing hissy-fits you dumb bastard. It won't solve anything, and it never has. And once again, be ready. This is it. The crossroads for the rest of your life. You can do it, you big mean motherfucker.

Always keep your feelings to yourself. Or: She doesn't like you back.

7 years from now, the biggest game companies will be total sellouts, and there's only gonna be a few selected developers that puts value into entertaining and satisfying their customers. Also; Guild Wars 2 is the shit. Look forward to it.

Start meditating and stop being so selfish, you lazy fuck, or your aggressivity will break many hearts including your own. Also listen to Alan Watts.

pls st0p t4lk1ng l1ke d1s And Please Stop Talking Like This And finally, your grammar sucks.