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Summary of formulas Value of a specific term: Tn=a+(n −1)×d Sum of a series: Sn=n/2×[2a+(n −1)×d] Sum of a series (last term given): Sn=n/2 ×(a+l)
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[quote] You start out in a pre-war Florida, cutting the head off a parking meter in an attempt to get the juicy dosh inside. As the authorities pursue you, you begin the first tutorial, focusing on movement. You are apprehended, and taken to a rural prison camp. The second tutorial takes place during an attempted breakout, where you end up fleeing and shooting the warden’s face clear off with a double-barreled shotgun. You are taken back to the camp and restrained, in anticipation of being transferred to a higher-security prison. Suddenly- lights on the horizon. The ground ripples like a pond after a pebble was thrown into it. The delta-winged Chinese bombers in the distance are given chase by a squadron of [url=http://www.fighterplanephotos.com/v2/user-content/uploads/wall/mid/76/F-101_VooDoo_Fighter_Plane_Photo_-_01.jpg]F-107 Voodoo[/url] jets that scream overhead. It’s too late. They drop their payload, and with a heavy thud, another light sears across the landscape. The shock wave annihilates the prison camp, and everyone there. Except you. Congratulations! [url=http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/downloads/images/41361-1-1304909884.jpg]You ‘dun got yoself ghoulified.[/url] That means a lot. Now you’re almost immune to radiation. Also, you look like rotted bacon. Good for you. You've since traveled from Florida to Texas, on a pilgrimage to Hawaii. You're pretty sure you can make the swim and, given your boredom with life, are willing to give anything to break the monotony of near-immortality. It's currently 2289, and the west has been raped by the NCR fighting Caesar's Legion, all while defending themselves from a hedonistic and sociopathic courier with an unstoppable robot army. Combat erupts often, and the only safe havens are ruled by either one of these factions. The NCR have a “Rhineland trench” manner of living, squabbling amongst broken buildings and makeshift vehicles. The Legion have been almost eradicated by the courier, and have had a massive downgrade in technological prowess. They have since adopted a tribal aesthetic. The courier's faction, the Free State of New Vegas, have a semi-cyberpunk thing going on, similar to the dystopian movies of the 1980’s. The courier runs a technocratic dictatorship, where Franz Kafka's logic infests the dirty settlements of steel and Bakelite. Their military, the Glorious Vegas Army, or GVA (jee-vah), have conscripted infantry serving alongside mechanized units and the odd land vehicle. The Enclave have been dissolved since the events of FO3, and now most of its technology is in the hands of the GVA. After living in Pasadena for a while, you proceed south down the gulf, taking the scenic route to Hawaii. Fuck the desert, we’re going into the [i]jungle[/i]. On your way to the Texas-Mexico border, after fighting the Legion remnants with the help of the NCR, you are blindsided by a GVA bombing run (by the beautiful [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Martin_XB-48_taxiing.jpg]XB-48[/url]). The ensuing inland assault annihilates both the NCR and the few remaining Legion. You are then forced to take cover on a piece of wreckage that is sent off to sea by a barrage of modified mini nukes fired off from a GVA-captured [url=http://www.johnweeks.com/b36/b36_large.jpg]B36 Peacemaker[/url]. You are then sent from the area around Pasadena and into the gulf by the ensuing shock wave. You wash up on a beach in Cuidad del Carmen, a beach turned into a pile of glass and ash by harsh radiation. As you emerge from the black, sludgy water, a wave breaks on a melted skeleton clutching a beat-up M-60. You shuffle over to the corpse, and lazily pick up your new best friend. Cue [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipinrujp5sk]malaguena[/url]. Ciudad del Carmen is home to a large oil refinery captured by a band of raiders, as well as an old nuclear power plant. You just washed up in the most irradiated area in all of Mexico. Watch as your skin begins to glow with the barrel of your M-60, the newly irradiated rounds poisoning every meaty thing they hit. You must dash across the Zacatal bridge (the largest bridge in Latin America) roadie-style, considering the nuclear hounds the raiders released. After dispatching these enemies in your own way, you walk a long, lonely walk across the Zacatal. There's a small dirt runway at the end, with some GVA conscripts stationed there. You put your game face on and, after tearing them a new asshole you commandeer a [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Lockheed_YO-3.jpg]small patrol plane[/url] and fly the fuck out of there, to the north-west. As expected, you are shot down by yourself as you crash the plane into the east face of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pico_de_Orizaba]Pico de Orizaba[/url], the largest mountain in Mexico. Been alive for almost 300 years and you [i]still[/i] haven't acquired spontaneous test-pilot knowledge. Bullshit, that is. Your body is picked up by a group of ghouls from Brazil (huehuehue) who give you a quick waking slap to the face. You and the ghouls proceed to level and reminisce on the old days of having skin. After making yourself a few friends, you continue your constructive spree by make a nice set of armor (medium, light, or heavy) from the wreckage. You depart, leaving that lovely looking ghoulette un-boned (you'll get her next time). You shed a silent tear as you descend into the jungle alone... [b]Fallout: FUBAR[/b] (title pending) It's a first person action RPG running on a *heavily* modified version of Just Cause 2's Avalanche engine. This will permit massive numbers of characters and objects to be rendered in a massive, lush apocalyptic landscape, all at a consistent frame-rate and level of graphical prowess. The slowed-down character movement and emphasis on realism will give even more depth and magnitude to the landscape. Relatively low graphical standards will permit an immense amount of randomly-generated quests, plus randomly-generated armor and weapons (a-la Borderlands), so it'll have a shitload of replay value. The sets of armor and weapons will be very visually similar to to those in Fallout 1 and 2. The last thing I'd want is to bastardize such a brilliant art style. Vehicles will play a small part in the gameplay, being present in all armies to an extent. The NCR have the occasional salvaged truck with dakka taped to it, while the GVA have an army based mainly around power-armored cyborgs (think “stroggification”) with scarce ground support vehicles, and as shown, a small serviceable air force. The driving physics will emulate Far Cry 2's, being fully first-person and difficult. Piloting an aircraft will be a very rare experience, but it will be as realistic as logistically possible (see: hard). In spite of these new methods of transportation, your best bet is to walk. Gas and fuel rods aren't cheap in the post-apocalypse. The third person will be axed, and replaced with one fit only for looking at your character. Gameplay will be purely first-person. The buildings will have destructible areas on them, like a more realistic version of Battlefield: BC1. You can blow a hole in the wall with conceited effort, but destruction like that would be more as a byproduct of an attack, not a viable tactic. Buildings won’t be able to be knocked down, though. The most destruction you’d see is a door turned to splinters after being hit with a round from an anti-materiel rifle, or a weak wall knocked down by a rocket. Characters and creatures will be deformable as well, receiving broken bones and other lacerations to the point of becoming a pile of bloody mush. The soundtrack will be more [url=http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDD60EA2EB414A73E&feature=mh_lolz]varied[/url] and will feature more surf, rockabilly, and Latin guitar tracks to fit the setting. The setting will be as varied as the music, featuring everything from inhospitable salt flats to jungles filled with mutant plants made of sinew and rot. Real life Mexico has many futuristic buildings, so many landmarks could be replicated closely, and given post-apocalyptic doppelgangers. Melted, radioactive cites. Entire buildings engulfed in fist-sized spiders. Massive lanky crustaceans loping over a horrific orgy of radiation and rubble. Temperate forests and snowy mountaintops would be among the short list of less-horrible sights. The themes surrounding the story will be about how a faction/countries massive leaps in technological and economic sovereignty comes from conflict, and how that lust for conflict is present regardless of how beneficial it is. Or some shit like that. As long as Ron Pearlman sounds good saying it, we’ll use it. [/quote] Slightly revis
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Not lore friendly, but it goes with the gameplay.
"-The return of Defibrillator Paddles being a deadly weapon. Loved the ability to do that.. always felt so satisfying. -A throwback to the BF2142 Dogtagger (albeit with a higher minimum to acquire) would be kickin' rad. -A fix to the dreaded "Black Screen of Loading" that doesn't actually load. -Shotguns being more realistic ballistics wise. -Option to use Original VO for the Russian team. -Just for laughs: "Back to Karkand"-esque map pack for 2142 maps (Can you tell I loved 2142?) -A fix for the seemingly random turbulence spasms in jets (?)"
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[quote]He then said "Look right behind you.". I looked behind me and SONIC AND AMY WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! Sonic then said "Conner, I sure do like prankin' kids.".[/quote] This was taken from an extremely terribly horribly bad satire creepypasta about cavestory. It wasn't even funny. Just bad.
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