Post your most odd moment. - General

I was sleeping over at my friends house, and apparently I said "The answer is 42" In my sleep. :geno:

Woke up with some kid staring at me. I was like GTFO. Turns out him and his family were friends of my parents and he wanted to play my 360. I got an E74 or whatever on it recently so the xbox wan't working. He turned it on before and it didn't work so he was waiting for me to do something about it. I raged hard that morning.

Accidentally calling every one of your female teachers mom by accident.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17492332]My teacher is named Cummings. And another is named Faggerness.[/QUOTE] That's bloody outrageous, mate!

[QUOTE=ashxu;17461228]When i was in the car with my parents and they had a "WANT LONGER LASTING SEX" ad on the radio.[/QUOTE] My street has a habit of having inappropriate billboards placed at its end. We get ads for 'WANT LONGER LASTING SEX' as well as Sexpo (expo for sex, go figure) and Spearmint Rhino. We drive past it most days, stop at the traffic lights and just be forced to look in opposite directions.

I was at a party and I was completely FUCKED on 60% rum (never again). I walked into the guys sitting room with an open bottle of vodka I brought from the kitchen, fell over, and the bottle somehow magically found it's way into his fishtank with 4 very expensive tropical fish in it. Needless to say they were dead within the hour.

[QUOTE=Mercenary-;17493338]That's bloody outrageous, mate![/QUOTE] Indeed.

My cross country team has this chant we do, I'm one of the captains.... Fucked up my lines, felt like crap, everyone was mad at me, and I ran a better race for it. xD

[QUOTE=Zorlok;17489843]u should probably think about getting an exorcist in there[/QUOTE] another piece of great advice from Zorlok

Yelling out loudly" HEY, WHAT'S UP?" at a shopping mall to somebody I know, only to realise he didn't pay attention, and instead, a group of wangsters looked at me. Was akward.

[QUOTE=Faunz;17493482]I was at a party and I was completely FUCKED on 60% rum (never again). I walked into the guys sitting room with an open bottle of vodka I brought from the kitchen, fell over, and the bottle somehow magically found it's way into his fishtank with 4 very expensive tropical fish in it. Needless to say they were dead within the hour.[/QUOTE] This gave me a good laugh :)

I tend to wake up 3 quarters asleep , say something random, then fall back sleep, but i don't remember it. Like one time I woke up after we were driving and my brother goes: Brother:What where you talking about back there? Me:Where? Brother:In the car Me:I don't remember saying anything *Friend comes in* Friend:Ya dude you said "That was awesome" then fell back asleep. But, over the summer, I told my friend to wake me up early, I woke up at 11:50 AM, when he got home this started Me:Dude why didn't you wake me up Friend:I did Me:No you didn't Friend:Ah no, your lying Me:How Friend:I woke you up, and you and I had a full conversation Me:What? Friend:Ya I said "Dude wake up" then you said " I'am up, i'am up" then after a couple seconds I said "Dude get up" then you said "I am, i'am just laying here" then I said alright, and left. Me: Oh wow Friend: Your serious? Me: Ya

I fell asleep on a bus and had a wet dream... my parents were sitting next to me.