[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17162317]Slender man took her.[/QUOTE]
Better not have, I'll shoot his tentacles or whatever they are off.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;17162188]As far as nerds go, i'm pretty crap at it. Mainly a twitchy FPS junkie who doesn't like MP, cheats on RTS, has OCD tendencies in RPGs and the only puzzle game i've played and liked is Portal. Can't code, nothing more than a waste of bandwidth on forums and terrible at maths. I don't get the benefits of not being very nerdy, either, so there goes that.
Manage to continue gaining weight despite eating less than most impoverished African children, only genetic manipulation and extensive surgery will result in anything but the abhorrent genetic mistake I am and the goddamn razor has gone blunt, thusly resulting in a face with the texture of coarse sandpaper.
Only 70% vision with the correct prescription eyeglasses due to my eyes involuntarily shaking like each one had a tiny clone of Michael J. Fox inside, thus I never will be allowed to fly a plane or drive anything larger than a small car (and even that's iffy at this point).
Am genetically part English and part Finnish, yet I belong in neither country. Can't speak Finnish well, know nothing about the culture, and the only thing English about me is my godawful accent which basically seems to say to everyone "Don't take anything I say seriously". Can't wait for winter as almost every other seasons' weather is uncomfortably warm for me, my room is generally 5-10 degrees colder than the rest of the house.
Having gamed for most of my life has taken away what little enjoyment I used to obtain from the mass of glowing pixels arranged before me. Now, all I see is the twitchy animations, the horrible level designs, the textures laden with compression artefacts, the schizophrenic difficulty curve and game design decisions that make me want to rip off my testicles and throw them at the developers.
To say my diet consists of industrial waste would be an understatement, yet trying to eat healthy elicits rather unsavoury reactions, such as an uncontrollable urge to vomit. Quite literally, the taste, smell and even the texture of vegetables makes me hurl. I'm hooked on chemicals, my boy, my blood is the pinnacle of modern chemistry.
If the genes one has is a result of a gamble, then i'm the penniless sod being kicked out of the casino. Looking at my body, I am disgusted. The misshapen teeth that dentistry has tried so hard to fix, the skin paler than a freshly-washed lab coat, fucked up eyes, a small and downwards bent penis etc. If being white is supposed to be superior to every other race, then I am not impressed.
Teachers always seem to get this odd idea that i'm somehow smart. If I was smart, i'd override my lack of motivation to fix the problems with my life with reasoning, i'd actually do well at school, wouldn't end up flipping burgers for 30 years and would be able to solve those damned riddles the mods make every now and then.
Social-wise, i'm somewhere between a corpse and a man in a straitjacket huddled in a corner with 2 pencils up his nose. No, that didn't make sense to me, either. Can't keep any sort of conversation going, no matter the subject. What I think my current facial expression is seems to have little bearing as to what it really is. Indeed, I was talking to my brother, and he said "dude, stop staring into space like that, it's creeping me out." I had no idea that I was doing that. Haven't had a friend since as long as I can remember, and as for women, you can probably guess how well that goes. Jesus Christ, I still have a crush on a girl from 7th grade.
Why, might you ask, am I posting this here, of all places? Why not, for example, go to see a psychologist, talk to a friend, parent or pet, or simply get it over with and do an an hero?
1: Not a big fan of the furnishing at the loony bin i'd probably be sent to
2: Don't have any
3: Don't trust them
4: They're too preoccupied with licking their genitals and chasing small insects throughout the house
5: Too much of a pussy.
Maybe this'll entertain you. If not, have someone quote it and hide a Bel-Air in it somewhere. But for now, it is time for me to sleep, to prepare for a day of listening and answering questions, like a chimp with a headful of electrodes.
Good night, and I promise to stop posting after this.[/QUOTE]
Wow... Cheer up, man. Life isn't that bad.
If there's one thing I've learnt throughout my life, it's that things only get better when you make them better. If you honestly think you're not worth anything then you won't be, so get out there and make something of yourself! Heck, even if it's just taking up a new hobby. Go and get a local newspaper, look up ads- try a martial art, or painting, or anything really. Meet new people.
I used to think like you, and then I realised it was pretty much destroying my life.
'cause there's no such thing as a hopeless situation :smile:
Took me a lot of thought to write that :v: I'm not feeling the greatest myself either at the mo...
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17162321]Better not have, I'll shoot his tentacles or whatever they are off.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/888/888265/dead-space-20080711103609392_640w.jpg[/img]
AIM FOR THE LIMBS, DCALDE!
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17162387][img]http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/888/888265/dead-space-20080711103609392_640w.jpg[/img]
AIM FOR THE LIMBS, DCALDE![/QUOTE]
Use the Plasma Cutter.
YAY
she's back :buddy:
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;17162447]Use the starting gun.[/QUOTE]
The only person Slender man would NOT dare to fuck with is Isaac Clarke for obvious reasons. :eng101:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17162453]YAY
she's back :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Slender man spared her.
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17162462]The only person Slender man would NOT dare to fuck with is Isaac Clarke for obvious reasons. :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Because he's pure badass and will stomp the shit out of him.
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;17162503]Because he's pure badass and will stomp the shit out of him.[/QUOTE]
That.
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;17162447]Use the Plasma Cutter.[/QUOTE]
Line Gun has it's uses too. As Helloween once said, "It's a bloody space shotgun!", and it can really cut off legs good.
This
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17162594]Line Gun has it's uses too. As Helloween once said, "It's a bloody space shotgun!", and it can really cut off legs good.[/QUOTE]
Slender man can use his arms as makeshift legs. Thus, the Plasma Cutter is the best option to attack him, since it can shoot off his arms easily, thus making him defenseless. Even though when you have line of sight with him, you can move anything, not even blink. He also prefers to act when nobody is looking.
[QUOTE=5assedmonkey;17160342]No girlfriend no more, will never be able to kiss her sweet lips again.
Though we both agreed to break up, but still.
A year and 5 months is not something you just forget.[/QUOTE]
I was going out with someone for nearly 2 years and I pretty much have forgotten it :v:
[QUOTE=Hezzy;17162702]I was going out with someone for nearly 2 years and I pretty much have forgotten it :v:[/QUOTE]
<3 Great to know, I'll get there sometime, hopefully soon.
Convo with a friend about this.
I say:
dude..
me and Linnéa just broke up.. how did you handle your breakup?
we were.. together for a year and 5 months.
feels strange for the first time saying we was.
not we have been
Erlend says:
euhm
Erlend says:
I don't think there's like any good way
Erlend says:
it sucks
I say:
this is were you're supposed to make a witty comment and make me feel a little better!
Erlend says:
SHE WAS A SLUT ANYWAY
Erlend says:
GOOD JOB MATE
Erlend says:
FREE FROM THE CHAIN
Erlend says:
PARTY ALL NIGHT!
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17162935]Coffe helps.[/QUOTE]This this this
POLL: Who would win a fight of Isaac Clarke (Dead Space) and Slender man?
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17162966]POLL: Who would win a fight of Isaac Clarke (Dead Space) and Slender man?[/QUOTE]Isaac! :buddy:
[QUOTE=Hezzy;17162702]I was going out with someone for nearly 2 years and I pretty much have forgotten it :v:[/QUOTE]
You talking about MandaMoo?
[QUOTE=Joxalot;17159811]Watching "The Excentric Tenenbaums", good movie
Mordecai :3:[/QUOTE]
What's the difference between that and "The Royal Tenebaums"
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;17163445]What's the difference between that and "The Royal Tenebaums"[/QUOTE]
Why aren't you appearing on MSN anymore? :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;17163788]Why aren't you appearing on MSN anymore? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Everytime I'm on you're not so I sign off
Time for me to go and shower.
Night everyone, see you tomorrow.
The more my friend talks about socialism the more I agree.
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