What do you do when you run out of toilet paper?

[Novangel]

Start the long, treacherous journey to the closet.

[.Lain]

Cup

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Seriously though, why don't more people keep a stock of toilet roll?
Also, use antibacterial wipes after using toilet roll.

[MuThing]

Nothing.

I've been here for 5 months now.

[lifehole]

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;41796756]Cup

[editline]11th August 2013[/editline]

Seriously though, why don't more people keep a stock of toilet roll?
Also, use antibacterial wipes after using toilet roll.[/QUOTE]
who or what is going to be touching the inside of your asscheeks so much that you need antibacterial anuswipes to prevent shit from getting everywhere?

[MightyLOLZOR]

I usually just waddle to the other toilet with my pants around my legs.

[LosttoLauren]

I don't have 3 cats for nothing

[Headhumpy]

This is why I always keep my phone with me when I go to shit.

[Tinn]

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;41798860]This is why I always keep my phone with me when I go to shit.[/QUOTE]

Why would you ever do that to your phone?

[normal boy]

I always have extra toilet rolls.

I buy new ones when I only have 2 left.

[EddieLTU]

get paper towels

[The Worm]

Tissues are usually kept in all rooms so those work, as well as the cardboard tube

[Rævskjegg]

I rip off the outer layer of skin on my ass.

[VikeeVeekie]

To be more precise, I just grab a new roll out of the cabinet we have in the bathroom.
There's ALWAYS a roll there.

[The mouse]

I've found that saying "piss" is more helpful than the Verbal sense.

[Lufttygger306]

I always have this with me

[img]http://modernmixing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/gp20sabdpaper2015020grit.jpg[/img]

[Bat-shit]

The emergency shit sock of course.

[spaceghost]

:suicide:

[Magic Scrumpy]

die

[Kartoffel]

I get up and walk to a bathroom that does have toilet paper, letting my glorious Kartoffel body be exposed to the poor souls who would witness my majesty.

[editline]11th August 2013[/editline]

That, or I yell at my sister to get me some toilet paper.

[Meatloaf]

i use baby wipes. we always have atleast 5 extra packets in each bathroom, so i've never had such an experience. in my entire life of wiping my own ass i've only once shit in a public bathroom and even then i brought a travel pack of baby wipes. by the way, you should try using them, they are fabulous.

[ccg]

I either shower I use my socks (I throw them out after I'm done using them)

When I was little I always had my parents wait on me so they could wipe my ass when I was finished (up until I was six or so). I even went as far as to go downstairs naked and tell them I needed to get wiped. It felt good being king.

[Prollgurke]

I sit down on the little carpet in our bathroom and rub my butt clean.