• what would you do if you woke up WITH the above user's avatar?
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Try it ignore it & go back to sleep
Rape it.
:psyboom:
Sex
KEEL IT, no body uses puns in MUH HOUSE!
Go back to sleep
kick it
I'd have a heart attack
Wonder why the fuck I did this.
What he is doing, except in the opposite direction.
Steal that gun and shoot it.
:psypop:
sex
Kill it with a hammer.
Fix his tie.
Stab myself
fart
Accidentally roll over on top of him.:ohdear:
HOLY SHIT A ZOMBIE! /scared
Wonder what drugs I took.
fuck it in the eye
push it off of my bed
yell and run
Become an Hero.
Attempt to remember how wild the party must have been for me to go home with a man.
Say: "You looked much younger and more like a lady last night."
Put it up on my wall. It obvosly fell down last night.
Yell: "DIE COMMIE!" as I pull out my Luger.
CRUSH IT!!!!i!!!!
Use the superior powers of Capitalism to overthrow your weak system.
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