what would you do if you woke up WITH the above user's avatar?

[Tin Can™]

Slooooowly and quietly exit the room, then get the fuck out of there.

[STREWTH_99]

call the cops

[TailsPrower]

Wonder how I ended up with a horned plastic doll.

[lizzard]

I would have a cute doggy on my bed, two doggies actually, it would be cool!

[snivelak]

sex

[Sender]

Get out Bender.

[Godzillarr]

I would change it back to this avatar..

[NoRegard]

Vomit all over it.

[Joppu]

Start crying hysterically.

[Eluveitie]

Get dizzy.

[NateDude]

Get crushed by it

[varj]

I don't know.

And if you waked up next to my avatar, I'd be gone already. Fucking POOF!

[Umi-hebi]

yell out of the room screaming (2)

[Knutmora]

Run...

[NateDude]

Run...

[Kymandu]

Um. I'm not even sure.

[BeAR!)]

laugh

[Kymandu]

Run before I get shot.

[vanille]

i'd finger myself to death

[phlexiglass]

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[Nurdock]

Get out of the bed. Slowly.

[DiscoInferno]

I would change my avatar back to what it was :buddy:

[TheIceman]

:psyduck:

[Santz]

:wtc: something like that.

[Dysgalt]

Not sure.

[Broryt]

Run away

[Kymandu]

Die. Quickly.

[thisguy123]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;19994528]I would change my avatar but to what it was :buddy:[/QUOTE]

*Grabs tape recorder* (this next part is best red in Wesker's voice")

"Research log entry 57 February the second 20XX Subject 2743 Delta strain has shown advanced problem sovling capabilities along with enhanced senses as well as endurance.
It somehow got out of it's cell and made it's way into my quarters.

It's lower profile and tendency to remain silent, coupled with it's heightened senses allowed it to slip by the guards without arousing suspicion.

Subjects body appears to be light but frail making it unsuitable for combat situations. Suggest mixing this strains genes with the strengthened jaw and venom carrying capabilities of strain Omicron to enhance this strain for assassination operations.

Subject also appears to have bonded with the individuals it's familiar with, it also has the same animal like quality of being able to guess the intentions of the person it is looking at accurately. This is possibly why it came to my room and not one of the guards. This would perhaps make it easier to handle than strain Omicron, noted for it's unpredictable bouts of aggression and attacking it's handlers, despite having appeared to have bonded to them like a dog does to it's master.

Further research is needed but i believe we will have a working product very soon thanks to this new development.

End entry 57."

Off topic a moment.

Should i write a book?

(Y/N)

and have those five ninjas killed while i'm at it.

Or perhaps just employ them.

That way i don't have to deal with them and i now have 5 ninjas.

[Legolas]

^what?
uh.. I'd be glad because I enjoy the british?

[NateDude]

Play with my new gun