[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;49855530]Why is Pornhub filled with memes?
Is nothing safe from memes?[/QUOTE]
memes only enhance the porn experience :speedfap:
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49855536]Memes are everywhere and everyone. Even you are a meme.[/QUOTE]
How can I be meme? Are you meme?
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;49855494]znt did nothing wrong[/QUOTE]
i love u
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49855544]memes only enhance the porn experience :speedfap:[/QUOTE]
I found a DJ Khaled video for motivational fapping.
I'm just about done.
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49855359]i love u _____[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49855359]i love u [U]dr._medic[/U][/QUOTE]
znt is only misunderstood
he's only 6
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;49855547]How can I be meme? Are you meme?[/QUOTE]
Yes. Everyone here is a meme.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49855564]znt is only misunderstood
he's only 6[/QUOTE]
he's 8 1/2 you fool
ZnT is nothing but an innocent zygote, leave him alone
There's a vid on PornHub promising German on Brazilian action, but it's really [sp]footage of Germany dominating Brazil during FIFA 14.[/sp]
[QUOTE=WitlessTanuki;49855530]Why is Pornhub filled with memes?
Is nothing safe from memes?[/QUOTE]
are you the type of nigga that goes on pornhub, makes an account, and posts legit comments
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49855578]There's a vid on PornHub promising German on Brazilian action, but it's really [sp]footage of Germany dominating Brazil during FIFA 14.[/sp][/QUOTE]
That honestly sounds like some hardcore shit man.
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49855570]Yes. Everyone here is a meme.[/QUOTE]
how dare you come in here and fuckin insult me
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;49855584]are you the type of nigga that goes on pornhub, makes an account, and posts legit comments[/QUOTE]
I'm the type of nigga that goes on pornhub to look at spicy memes :ok:
ok today was horrible but in retrospect it was so ridiculous that it's funny
[QUOTE=otaviomad;49855609]ok today was horrible but in retrospect it was so ridiculous that it's funny[/QUOTE]
You still scored, correct? I hope at least that went well.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49855616]You still scored, correct? I hope at least that went well.[/QUOTE]
I can't say I did
she drank too much and passed out while we were doing it
I started panicking and dragged her to my bathroom and started pouring cold water on her while she was having FUCKING CONVULSIONS
SHE VOMITED ON MY CARPET
SHE VOMITED ON MY SHOWER
so I went and called the firefighters
apparently I almost killed her with a hypothermia :v:
I just want to forget this day
My girlfriend's roommate is practicing a speech for her class, and it's all about how being fat is good and how being fit is bad. :why:
[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;49855631]My girlfriend's roommate is practicing a speech for her class, and it's all about how being fat is good and how being fit is bad. :why:[/QUOTE]
I guess she's just that conscious about her weight then?
[QUOTE=otaviomad;49855609]ok today was horrible but in retrospect it was so ridiculous that it's funny[/QUOTE]
did you come in a miner's outfit when she told you "get ready to blow your load"
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;49855638]did you come in a miner's outfit when she told you "get ready to blow your load"[/QUOTE]
she was passing out
she couldn't say anything
and threw up on my carpet(that part's important)
I washed her hair while she was unconscious on my shower(laying on the ground)
I tried my best to make her get up
but man my carpet come on
and I couldn't even reach the climax(not important)
THE CARPET
[editline]2nd March 2016[/editline]
oh yea, and I used my sister's expensive shampoo and hair conditioner
well hey if you had to wash her hair i guess she got puke on that too
so the curtains matched the carpet
I have no doubt that my first time will be awkward, but I hope it doesn't end in vomit and/or hypothermia.
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;49855670]well hey if you had to wash her hair i guess she got puke on that too
so the curtains matched the carpet[/QUOTE]
yeah exactly, and I was trying to clean her instead of my carpet
please don't puke on other people's carpets, they're very hard to clean
[editline]2nd March 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49855683]I have no doubt that my first time will be awkward, but I hope it doesn't end in vomit and/or hypothermia.[/QUOTE]
oh yeah, bitch was also saying my dick was small(it ain't) even though she couldn't even put it inside at first
the worst part by far was explaining what happened to my parents
[editline]2nd March 2016[/editline]
oh, I drank too, about 6 doses, but she was showing off and ended up drinking 16
[editline]2nd March 2016[/editline]
the difference is that after 2 hours I was completely sober and she was lying at my bathroom floor with a pathetic look on her face throwing up every 5 minutes and having convulsions
I'm sorry fp, I'm just very disapointed
dont worry as long as you watch consenual softcore porn you can take tips and tricks from them to learn how to perform sex better
i've even learned how to professionally hide my dick from cameras
mop can i have some of that taco
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;49855717]dont worry as long as you watch consenual softcore porn you can take tips and tricks from them to learn how to perform sex better
i've even learned how to professionally hide my dick from cameras[/QUOTE]
cause it too small, so u dont see it?
"My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of "Justice"." - Donald Trump
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49855359]i love u _____[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49855359]i love u [u]dr.medic[/u][/QUOTE]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37308476/michael3.png[/img]
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
