Was filling out some paperwork at a doctors office. I got there 4 or 5 minutes before they closed, and it required the receptionist i was talking to to stay 2 minutes late to help me finish the form. I told him I could just come back tomorrow but he said it was fine, tho he seemed really pissed anyways. He recorded my name and cell phone number for the form, and now I'm getting weird texts from some guy saying my name and asking if he can lick my ass. Gonna take a wild guess here and say this has something to do with that receptionist.
First off, this guy seems to be using his actual number to text me from. Second off, if he really thought sending me a text just asking to lick my ass was gonna horrify me, he's in for a surprise l m a o. I am going to find a way to have fun with this.
[QUOTE=postal;49861864]Was filling out some paperwork at a doctors office. I got there 4 or 5 minutes before they closed, and it required the receptionist i was talking to to stay 2 minutes late to help me finish the form. I told him I could just come back tomorrow but he said it was fine, tho he seemed really pissed anyways. He recorded my name and cell phone number for the form, and now I'm getting weird texts from some guy saying my name and asking if he can lick my ass. Gonna take a wild guess here and say this has something to do with that receptionist.
First off, this guy seems to be using his actual number to text me from. Second off, if he really thought sending me a text just asking to lick my ass was gonna horrify me, he's in for a surprise l m a o. I am going to find a way to have fun with this.[/QUOTE]
send him a picture of your ass
My neck sucks.
It's too stiff and it hurts half the time.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49861875]send him a picture of your ass[/QUOTE]
he could just google it
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49861881]he could just google it[/QUOTE]
an ass is still an ass though
i am not gay
but an ass
is an ass
okay folks so this weekend i might be getting a new phone and i have a decision
either i stay team android (and get either another S5 or spend on an S7) or move over to team iphone (preferably a 64GB 6S)
my family will have over $400 credit so we can spend a little bit on our phones and contracts and whatnot
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;49861931]i am not gay
but an ass
is an ass[/QUOTE]
can't deny a nice ass when you see it
[QUOTE=esk0;49861942]can't deny a nice ass when you see it[/QUOTE]
if i see a nice ass i'm gonna point it out and compliment it
[QUOTE=esk0;49861942]can't deny a nice ass when you see it[/QUOTE]
Sir MixALot?
old 124
[t]http://www.lanciaflavia.it/public_old_foto/img-1228208772.jpg[/t]
new 124
[t]http://www.topgear.com/sites/default/files/styles/fit_1960x1102/public/images/news-article/carousel/2016/03/faa8f80ba47ccc9f6ad850f3777f9400/160301_abarth_124_spider_01.jpg?itok=gQ-3P9Yo[/t]
Out of the last 5 months Killuah has spent 3 of them banned. :ok:
[QUOTE=esk0;49861942]can't deny a nice ass when you see it[/QUOTE]
I am completely heterosexual.
I farted.
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;49861934]okay folks so this weekend i might be getting a new phone and i have a decision
either i stay team android (and get either another S5 or spend on an S7) or move over to team iphone (preferably a 64GB 6S)
my family will have over $400 credit so we can spend a little bit on our phones and contracts and whatnot[/QUOTE]
Stay with the Droid army. Switching to iOS is like giving up the freedom to dick with your phone.
then throwback 124
[t]http://blog.caranddriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Fiat-Abarth-124-Spider-rally-concept-PLACEMENT.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49861977]Stay with the Droid army. Switching to iOS is like giving up the freedom to dick with your phone.[/QUOTE]
i'm not gonna be able to dick with my phone the way i want to with android anyway
i'll prolly be on a contract and as a result i can't root it or anything
I am on an iPhone since it was free, I don't like it
I want to buy a Nexus later
plus i've been on team android for a long time, not saying i don't love it but switching to ios is a big possibility
Hi there :dog:
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49861967]Out of the last 5 months Killuah has spent 3 of them banned. :ok:
I am completely heterosexual.[/QUOTE]
seriously, there should really be a cage match between you and Killuah and whoever loses gets permaed.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49862084]seriously, there should really be a cage match between you and Killuah and whoever loses gets permaed.[/QUOTE]
I'd buy tickets.
[QUOTE=postal;49861864]Was filling out some paperwork at a doctors office. I got there 4 or 5 minutes before they closed, and it required the receptionist i was talking to to stay 2 minutes late to help me finish the form. I told him I could just come back tomorrow but he said it was fine, tho he seemed really pissed anyways. He recorded my name and cell phone number for the form, and now I'm getting weird texts from some guy saying my name and asking if he can lick my ass. Gonna take a wild guess here and say this has something to do with that receptionist.
First off, this guy seems to be using his actual number to text me from. Second off, if he really thought sending me a text just asking to lick my ass was gonna horrify me, he's in for a surprise l m a o. I am going to find a way to have fun with this.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SN8Xv0b.png[/img]
etc etc
i think he's given up :(
I really should get Word on this computer
Every time I get an idea for a story or something I get excited cause I'm gonna write it down and flesh it out and then I learn that I don't have Word and I get sad
[QUOTE=postal;49862101][img]http://i.imgur.com/SN8Xv0b.png[/img]
etc etc
i think he's given up :([/QUOTE]
The tilde sells it.
Jolly Rancher's slogan is "keep on sucking"
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49861967]Out of the last 5 months Killuah has spent 3 of them banned. :ok:[/QUOTE]
Sadly, those bans didn't come to you.
[QUOTE=MasterKade;49862116]Jolly Rancher's slogan is "keep on sucking"[/QUOTE]
nutted but she still suckin
Good myoning :v:
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;49862144]Good myoning :v:[/QUOTE]
but it 8 o clock
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