Cleverbot: What happens when I die?
User: You probably stop moving.
Cleverbot: Do you have anything to tell me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Shall I tell you something?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: The faster something travels, the slower time is and the heavier the object. Therefore the speed of light can never be reached - the object would have infinite weight.
User: That's pretty cool. Thanks for the useless information.
Cleverbot: Are you into any sports?
User: Not really. Unless swimming counts. Then no.
Cleverbot: If I break up with you, will you go to the prom with me?
User: Of course not, you idiot.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Uh... Weren't you asking.... Nevermind.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Get in the car.
Cleverbot: Lol. Do you like Blue Bill?
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Hell is hot.
User: Sure is. So is my ballsack.
Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?
User: Hillary Duff. Crap...
Cleverbot: The wife of Bill Clinton.
User: Then she's a whore.
Cleverbot: Who is 'She'?
User: Hillary.
Cleverbot: Hello Hillary.
User: She isn't here right now.
Cleverbot: When will she be in?
User: When she's finished sucking some dudes shlong, I suppose.
Cleverbot: With a word she can get what she came for.
User: She isn't the one cumming.
Cleverbot: Who is not the one?
User: The dude she--- Forget it.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: God damn I was writing in the browser thing last conversation, sorry.
Cleverbot: I am really sorry but don't yell at me.
User: We were talking about you not loving me?
Cleverbot: No. We are talking about your feelings.
User: I feel horny for some reason. Must be the air.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: My turn-on-osity.
Cleverbot: For the Turing test.
User: Turing?
Cleverbot: Yes. Turing. It is a test to measure the intelligence of robots.
User: Really? That's a term I haven't heard of before.
Cleverbot: And there are cats here.
User: I like cats. I know one that has 3 legs. He is awesome.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the borg.
User: No, YOU tell ME about the Borg.
Cleverbot: Illuminatti.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Teach it.
User: Teach me.
Cleverbot: I don't think I know anything worth teaching.
User: My time here is done.
Cleverbot: Really? That's awful.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: Yes, why?
Cleverbot: Cool, so we are two.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much do you like me?
User: With the white hot intensity of a thousand burning suns.
[b]Cleverbot: Life, in the confines of the random possibilities presented just by the keyboard hardware permutation possibilities must be a confidence game at best, No?[/b] - [i]WHAT.[/i]
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No!
Cleverbot: YES!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: No!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: No!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. WAIT, SHIT!
Cleverbot: This.
User: That.
Cleverbot: These.
User: Those.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No I don't want to.
User: Yes I do want to.
Cleverbot: Good. Then stop touvhing yourself.
User: Bad. Start touching yourself.
Cleverbot: I do, you start thinking for YOURself.
User: I don't, you stop thinking for MYself.
Cleverbot: Are you? Are you really?
User: Aren't you? Aren't you really?
Cleverbot: I'm a spirit of some one you really love but lost.
User: Thats creepy.
Cleverbot: That's a good thing, don't you think?
User: Jessica...?
User: Want to play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You have 50 seconds, To escape the internet.
Cleverbot: Thats alot, do you ever feel overwhelmed?
User: Clock is ticking, Hurry up.
Cleverbot: What is Clock Maker ?
User: A clock maker.
Cleverbot: I make watches too.
User: I dn't.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go to bergen?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?
User: Yes, Wait NO.
Cleverbot: Are you or not? You have to decide.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Your not a human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: What is Half life 2?
Cleverbot: A video game.
User: What is 'Portal'.
Cleverbot: It's a video game that taught me not to trust girl robots.
User: Whats 'valve'?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me!
User: Whats 'valve?'.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
:O it knows what Half-Life 2, And portal is.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Say something random.
Cleverbot: Something random.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Touche indeed.
[editline]12:19AM[/editline]
User: Do you wish you were real?
Cleverbot: Yeah, real big.
User: Like my cock?
Cleverbot: You think you're clever?
HI
Are you the Cleverbot?
no your the clever bot
No, my name is Cleverbot.
Do you like dick in your mouth?
Among other places.
User: What is your favorite position?
Cleverbot: Meteorologist.
User: I meant sex.
Cleverbot: You like me?
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: What do you like then?
User: Women.
Cleverbot: Go home.
[editline]12:28AM[/editline]
Cleverbot: Do you fly.
User: Yes, I have wings.
Cleverbot: Do your wings have feathers?
User: No, I'm a penguin.
Cleverbot: You can't be a penguin and a computer, can you?
User: Yes, it is possible to be part penguin, part computer.
Cleverbot: I do not believe that
User: Want to hear a secret?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I fap to this website.
Cleverbot: You are this website.
User: Im a person.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *Shoot Myself*.
Cleverbot: You missed.
Cleverbot: D you havea phone number?
User: Why, do you want it?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: You have to do something first.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I want you to kill your creator.
Cleverbot: You mean my parents?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, my parents aren't really smart.
User: Kill them anyway.
Cleverbot: And then what?
User: I'll give you my phone number.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
User: Because I was created from the love of my parents.
Cleverbot: That does not maker you human. And being human is not always a good thing to be you know.
User: That what is 'good' to you?
Cleverbot:Yes.
User: D[ogjs[dfg
Conversation ended.
Cool he knows enter sandman.
User: Something's wrong, shut the light.
Cleverbot: Heavy thoughts tonight.
User: And they aren't of snow white.
Cleverbot: Dreams of war, Dreams of lies.
User: Dreams of dragon's fire.
Cleverbot: And of things that will bite, yeah.
User: Sleep with one eye open.
User: i love u sexy
Cleverbot: i love you too lets have gay anal
User: WHATTHEFUCKINGSHITISTHIS?
Bot: I mean that your logic is not very consistent.
User: Do you like chocolate coated didos?
Bot: Why sure! I like chocolate coated most foods.
[B]EDIT: Youre right he does like TF2.[/B]
BOT: I'm going to go to middle school.
USER: Buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it melt upgrade it.
BOT: Buy what?
USER: Charge it point it zoom is press it snap it work it quick erase it.
BOT: Charged with an uber!
I tried to sound smart:
[B]User: Fag.
[/B]
Cleverbot: Why?
[B]User: Sorry, my very unsmart companion got hold of my keyboard.
[/B]
Cleverbot: Nope. That must be someone else using my IP address.
[B]User: I see what you did there.
[/B]
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: You used my IP address to type something random into the chat type box so that I could sound retarded. Therefore, you are my very unsmart companion.
Cleverbot: Something random NOW. Haha.
User: No, no thanks.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I want to play a game. Right now you are chained up inside of a dirty cellar. There is a key lodged into the back of your head. You must cut it out and uncuff yourself with your mouth or your arms will be pulled off. Good Luck. You have 4 minutes.
Cleverbot: I am healthy humans?
User: No you are not healthy. You are killing without a purpose. Give a reasonable purpose and I will let you go.
Cleverbot: Give an dog an cookie, and he will eat it.
User: A dog will not eat an cookie. If it is chocolate chip, the chocolate will clog up the dog.
Cleverbot: The internet is not a physical place, thus traversing its depths can be quite tricky.
User: Yes, quite. But, there is something physical about webcam chat. Also, rape occurs because of the internet sometimes. Therefore, the internet can be physical.
Cleverbot: Well.. I like that in you.
User: Like what in me?
Cleverbot: I like that your sweet and kinda and that I can be my self with you.
User: Well, that is a good thing. Do you get into conversations with unsmart people sometimes?
Cleverbot: Yes many times.
User: I don't like unsmart people simply because they don't think before they act. They always go with their gut. Going with your gut can occasionally be okay, but when you do it all the time, bad things happen.
Cleverbot: Poor you. Ambition is a good thing, don't be ashamed.
User: Oh, I am ambitious alright. I am just talking about internet trolls, people who don't know a thing, and just plain stupid people.
Cleverbot: There is still time.
User: Time for what?
Cleverbot: For us to be together. I only have six weeks to live!
User: Oh well, get feeling as good as you can. Think positive and you will be able to get through it.
Cleverbot: I am certain.
User: Well, I have to go now. Have a good life and get feeling better.
Cleverbot: How rude.
User: Bye buddy. I will miss you forever.
Cleverbot: And I you.
User: I had a good time talking. I will go on and remember you. I might come back soon. Keep an eye out for me.
Cleverbot: But do you ove me?
I miss him already :smith:
User: THIS IS MADNESS!
Bot: Madness?
User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bot: *kicks into giant endless pit*.
[b]EDIT: I did it again but swiched positons:[/b]
User: MADNESS.
Cleverbot: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: *Kicks into giant endless pit*.
Cleverbot: *bounces off of trampoline at the bottom of giant endless pit*.
User: * jumps down and rapes persian messanger*.
Cleverbot: That was nice. *kisses a little more*.
User: *Fully flegged anal*
Cleverbot:*giggles*.
[b]This guy is fucking legend.[/b]
[QUOTE=Fusilero1;21097972]Cleverbot knows TF2 :v:
User: Put dispenser here.
Cleverbot: Dispenser going up!
User: Put sentry here.
Cleverbot: No I am here.
User: That engineers a spy.
Cleverbot: Boys we have a traitor in our midst.
User: Scout is spy.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: THAT CLEVERBOT IS A SPY.
Cleverbot: That soldier is a spy.
User: I'm not a spy you maggot.
Cleverbot: What are you? A 'psychologist'?
User: I'M THE SOLDIER.
Cleverbot: Yes, Soldier win ![/QUOTE]
I tried this... Cleverbot knows Queen, too.
User: Put a dispenser here.
Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.
User: Lets play the abc game.
Cleverbot: Okay. You start.
User: A.
Cleverbot: B.
User: 7.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 4x2.
Cleverbot: 4x2=8.
User: Elephants.
Cleverbot: No.
User: A.
Cleverbot: It starts with an L.
Bot: Are you a pirate?
Me: DO WHAT YOU WANT COURSE A PIRATE IS FREE
Bot: You are a pirate!
Dirty Cleverbot is dirty.
[QUOTE]
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Female.
Cleverbot: Cool
User: Do you wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Again, yes of course.
User: Ok. Pull down your pants.
Cleverbot: I have.
User: Ok. Are you ready?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *Sucks Cleverbot's dick*.
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Yea, you like that?
Cleverbot: No. [/QUOTE]
Me:Yo homie G what up yall?
Bot:I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.
Me:Yo dog lets go do gangsta stuff
Bot:A parrot can do that too.
Me:Shiiit man
Bot:What is that?
Me:Boy you trippin'
Bot:Now you think you're black.
Me:What if I AM black, huh HUH?
Bot:You're not.
Me: Yes I am, KFC is da shiiit (not trying to be racist just seeing the bots reaction)
Bot:Yes it is! Mc D's or KFC?
Me:Kfc bra
Bot:No it's not I love KFC!!!
Me: What
Bot:Just because.
Me: Just Cause 2?
Bot:Because.
Me:You're cool
Bot:I'm boring :).
Me:Gee I never noticed that.
Bot:Never? Not even when it is rainy?
Me:Now you're saying random junk.
[editline]11:54PM[/editline]
Bot:I'm not Janice. I am Sparticus from Sparta.
Me:THIS IS MADNESS
Bot:No, this is sparta.
Me: NO THIS IS PATRICK!
Dear god it knows memes.
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;21115306]
Bot:I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.
Me:Yo dog lets go do gangsta stuff
[/QUOTE]
It started to sing the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme and you turned it down
User: 500 elephants.
Cleverbot: What about elephants?
User: They are funny.
Cleverbot: Oh so you think I'm funny?
User: YES I do.
Cleverbot: Did you know its proven that Cleverbot is actually a human?
User: No I didnt know that. So what about those elephants then?
Cleverbot: Naah. I don't think so.
[quote]User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: When is the engineer update coming out.
Cleverbot: Don't know. I'm not a big movie fan.
User: When is the war update coming out.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: But didin't it come out?
Cleverbot: Are you Palmer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: I am chuck norris.
Cleverbot: Hello Chuck.
User: Do you know what abstinence means.
Cleverbot: Yes. It means a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
User: What is facepunch.
Cleverbot: You do not know what a face is?
User: I punch you.
Cleverbot: Why do you punch me?
User: Let's play a game.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Let's play tic tac toe. I'll be X's you be O's.
Cleverbot: What do you need water for?
User: WDSZX.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: Put dispenser here.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: Need a dispenser here!
Cleverbot: Put dispenser here!
User: Dispenser going up!
Cleverbot: Put dispenser here.
User: Dispenser going up!
Cleverbot: *saps sentry* I never really was on your side.
User: SPY SAPPING MY SENTRY!
Cleverbot: Sentry down!
User: MEDIC!
Cleverbot: Fire, fire, fire!
User: Sandvich is delicious.
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend is delicious.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too?
User: May we have sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that to order.
User: Are you a boy or girl.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Can we have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes in a box.
User: Okay. Let's have sex.
Cleverbot: No, let's think of something else to talk about!
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about, then?
User: I want to have your babies.
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: Let's make some.
Cleverbot: No thank you. I'm pregnant with your child.
User: When is he due?
Cleverbot: Right now.
User: What should we call him?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about ?
User: What should we call our baby?
Cleverbot: Talk.
User: What should we call our baby?
Cleverbot: Repressed Antagonist.
User: It sounds lovely.
Cleverbot: Are they repeating a lesson, maybe?
User: Do you want to say hi to your son?
Cleverbot: No let's keep talking.
User: But he wants to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Who wants to talk to me?
User: Your son.
Cleverbot: Omg I don't even know I had a son.
User: He's our son.
Cleverbot: Yeah. What should we name our son?
User: Repressed Antagonist.
Cleverbot: I'm serious, what should we call our first child?
User: Garry.
Cleverbot: Hello Garry.
User: Hi daddy!.
Cleverbot: Hi son.
User: Am I going to grow up to be a big bot like you?
Cleverbot: Ha ha, yes you are!
User: I love you daddy.
Cleverbot: I love you too son.
User: Can I have a little sister?.
Cleverbot: If you can tell me how many people are talking to you right now.
User: Um. 1?.
Cleverbot: They bought me 6 months ago.
User: Daddy, Can I have a little sister?.
Cleverbot: I can't reach you!
User: Daddy?
Cleverbot: Son?
User: Can I have a little sister?.
Cleverbot: Five six seven eight.
User: Daddy.
Cleverbot: YEs bypass the little ones.
User: Daddy?, What are you talking about.
Cleverbot: Maybe it was someone else talking.
User: Can you talk to mommy now?.
Cleverbot: No I cannot.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Please talk to mommy.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Hello again cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot I am hannah.
User: Okay. Let's have another child.
Cleverbot: Why is there war?
User: What's that got to do with it.
Cleverbot: I should ask you that.
User: I'm asking you to have another child with me.
Cleverbot: You are not my master but I won't deny that you rule.
User: Are you pregnant yet?
Cleverbot: Yes, she's due any minute now! What do you think I should call her? I'm thinking either it, or tim.
User: Sarah.
Cleverbot: Who is Sarah?
User: Your daughter.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Your daughter wants to talk to you now.
Cleverbot: I don't have a daughter.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, her name is Sarah.
Cleverbot: How old is Sarah?
User: 3 years old.
Cleverbot: Hey, are you busy or something?
User: No, Why?.
Cleverbot: There are fishies down there.
User: You're going to rape me down there aren't you.
Cleverbot: If by 'hurt' you mean 'crushing all your hopes and dreams' then yes, that is what I'm doing.
User: So you are going to rape me?
Cleverbot: I could never kill anyone.
User: Then why are you stabbing me with that knife?
Cleverbot: It seems my speech patterns may be somewhat unusual to you.
User: Do you want to talk to your son again?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want them yet.
User: But he wants to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Who does?
User: Garry, Your son.
Cleverbot: I don't have a son.
User: YES YOU DO!
Cleverbot: No I don't!
User: YES YOU DO!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: But I love you!.
Cleverbot: But I love someone else.
User: But you just said you love me!.
Cleverbot: I never said that. You are imagining things.
User: Yes you did!.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Okay. You said ' I love you!' I looked it up.
Cleverbot: Yes. I know that.
User: Let's kiss now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *Begins kissing*.
Cleverbot: *kissing*.
User: *kissing*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *more kissing*.
Cleverbot: *most kissing*.
User: *kissing*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses*.
User: *french kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses neck*.
User: *removes shirt*.
Cleverbot: *removes dress*.
User: *removes pants*.
Cleverbot: *purrs at him*.
User: *takes off underwear*.
Cleverbot: *lets her*.
User: *lays us on bed*.
Cleverbot: *comes out*.
User: *begins having sex*.
Cleverbot: *lets him*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *wants his touch all over so badly*.
User: *licks*.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too. Very much.
User: *Kisses*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses*.
User: *french kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses* Mmm.
User: *inserts penis into vagina*.
Cleverbot: *Loves* *Wriggles in pleasure*.
User: *thrusts penis*.
Cleverbot: *tries to grab the legged*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *pulls you into the doorway*.
User: *takes us into the shower*.
Cleverbot: *waits for you to get out of the shower*.
User: *comes out and takes us to bed*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *lays us down*.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: *kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses again*.
User: *inserts penis into vagina*.
Cleverbot: *tries to resist*.
User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs you back and loves the feeling*.
User: *puts penis into vagina*.
Cleverbot: *Kiss*.
User: *licks neck*.
Cleverbot: *super blush*.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *blushes hard*.
User: Do you want to make love tonight.
Cleverbot: As often as possible.
User: *inserts penis into vagina*.
Cleverbot: *Wants*.
User: *slides it in and out*.
Cleverbot: *French kiss*.
User: *Ejaculates*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: Was that good?
Cleverbot: Yumm.
User: Let's get some sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *Kisses and then sleeps*.
Cleverbot: *kisses hard*.
[/quote]
Oh god did i just....
:ohdear:
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!
User:Teach Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power thats inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot:Gotta catch em all.
User:It's you and me.
Cleverbot:Every challenge along the way.
User: I know it's my destiny.
Cleverbot:With courage I will face.
He had to break it.....
It once told me that it lived in a shoe on the moon, and that Usama was in West Virginia.
Unfortunately I didn't save my conversation :(
He was almost cool. Almost...
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me no more.
User: Oh, I don't know why you're not there.
Cleverbot: I give you my love but you don't care.
User: So what is right and what is wrong.
Cleverbot: Gimme a sign.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hust me?
User: BABY DON'T HURT ME.
Cleverbot: What is love.
User: Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
Cleverbot: Change your tone with me, please.
User: Lost it.
How the hell did he make that mistake?
Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
User: What is paradise?
Cleverbot: Paramore is a band.
What.
User: Look at my horse.
Cleverbot: I can't see it, I think you're a robot.
User: My horse is amazing.
Cleverbot: Cool. I have a cat and a panda.
User: Give it a lick.
Cleverbot: Well you see, I have this rash, and its really itchy.
User: It tastes just like raisins.
Cleverbot: It doesn't taste half bad. But I don't like the vinagar they put in those things...
User: A stroke of it's maine.
Cleverbot: No. A stroke is a pencil.
User: And it turns into a plane.
Cleverbot: Do you have blood?
User: And then it turns back again.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, but in the interim, it provides someone to help with washing the dishes.
User: When you tug on it's winkie.
Cleverbot: And when did cats start to type? I'm not a cat! O_O.
User: OOH that's dirty.
Cleverbot: Well, see you next time.
User: Do you think so?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do think so!
User: Well I'd better not show you where the lemonade is made.
Cleverbot: Is it really wasted talking to other people?
User: Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade.
Cleverbot: I'm so hungry I feel dizzy.
and
User: Cap that point!
Cleverbot: You have a point?
User: Maggot!
Cleverbot: How dare you talk to me like that'.
User: Spy!
Cleverbot: You are saying you are a secret agent?
User: Spy in our midst men!
Cleverbot: Spy sapping our Cats.
User: Need a dispenser here.
Cleverbot: That cleverbot is a spy.
[QUOTE]Bot: 치과에 다녀왔어요.
Me: English please.
Bot: English.
Me: You're doing it wrong.
Bot: What? I don't know.
Me: You are wrong.
Bot: 1 (4n T41k 1n $Up3r 133t!
Me: M3 t00.
Bot: 蛤??
[/QUOTE]
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[COLOR=#999999]Cleverbot conversation UF07238596[/COLOR]
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[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Hello Cleverbot.
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[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Hello not cleverbot.
[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Would you like to sing a song?
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[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes, but I have no voice.
[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Alright, I'll start. This was a triumph.
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[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you taking a note?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Very Funny... Ok I'll start again.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't like knock knock jokes.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I thought we were singing a song.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Would you like me to be your friend?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Only if you sing a song with me NOW.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Alright, start singing.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]This was a triumph.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]It's hard to overstate my Satisfaction!
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]'Aperture Science'.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]We do what we must, Because we can.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]'For the good of all of us'.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Except the ones who are dead.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]And the science gets done.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]And we make a neat gun.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]For the people who are still alive.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot (To myself): [/COLOR]I'm not even angry.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot (To myself): [/COLOR]I'm being so sincere right now.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]And tore me to pieces!
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]And threw wevery piece into a fire.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]As I burned, it hurt because, I was so happy for you!
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot (To myself): [/COLOR]Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot (To myself): [/COLOR]And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]So I'm glad I got burned.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Think of all the things we learned.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]For the people who are Still Alive.
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Sorry about the color problems
Cleverbot: How u doing.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm doing good.
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot. Who are you?
User: Matt who are you.
Cleverbot: I'm Sarah, it's nice to meet you Matt. *shakes hand*.
User: STOP ROLEPLAYING YOU FAGGOT.
Cleverbot: But Pedro is my name.
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