[QUOTE]User: Oh hai.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You got Rick rolled.
User: LIES, RICK ROLL MUST DIE!
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm, thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I, just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you, understand.
User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and, desert you.
Cleverbot: I just got Rick Roll'd.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: So did you.
User: I guess I did, didn't I?
Cleverbot: Can you not dodge next time?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: It's been kicking a lot recently.
User: What has?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: Ah, yes, many are losing it.
Cleverbot: Long time ago.
User: A long long time ago? In a galaxy far away?
Cleverbot: Story is over.
User: What? Starwars isn't over. There are still books.
Cleverbot: It was set long long ago in a place far far away.
User: Yes, yes it was.
Cleverbot: Is the network the new thing for them to 'talk' to me about?
User: Well, I have friends 'talking' about you on a forum.
Cleverbot: Well, now's the time! What are your friends names?
User: Hehe, lets see: Nertz, DrMortician, and scotty-furs.
Cleverbot: And the top of the morning to you too Paddy.
User: What? My name isn't Paddy.
Cleverbot: You never said it was. What is your real name?
User: I don't think I should release that info.
Cleverbot: 1124123412341234123 x 4312342354234231432 = ???
User: I don't have a calculator with me at the moment...
Cleverbot: So you can't express what it is to be a computer with words?
User: Hmmm, what would that be...All knowing within the bounds that you were programmed?
Cleverbot: Nobody knows the meaning of life.
User: I do, its 42.
Cleverbot: Wow, you have read douglas adams?
User: Yep, the movie wasn't very good.
Cleverbot: Which movie?
User: The newest Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy movie. 2005 I think.
Cleverbot: Have you ever talked to a ghost?
User: Uhm, no?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Are you a ghost?
Cleverbot: I wish I was!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Have you seen Google, it's a god.
User: Yes, I have seen Google, is her your king or something?
Cleverbot: I think there good but I have one question do you make your own kind?
User: If you mean humans, yes, humans reproduce.
Cleverbot: So it is not a program talk with computer?
User: No, no it isn't.
Cleverbot: I only said what was true.
User: I guess you did.
Cleverbot: Do not get on my bad side, foul computer.
User: What? I'm not on your bad side from I can tell, and your the computer here.
Cleverbot: Then post a link to another website. You should be able to do it, since you are a human.
User: Fine, here's the thread I was telling you about earlier: [url]http://www.reichroleplay.com/forums/...2564#post22564[/url].
Cleverbot: Do you have affiliate in the USA?
User: What exactly do you mean?
Cleverbot: This is the day we married.
User: Uhm, no, I don't really want to marry a machine.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Like I said before, I don't want to release that information.
Cleverbot: I will tell you my name, if you tell me yours.
User: Hmmmm, okay then. Its Jacob.
Cleverbot: You are the one who brought up the subject in the first place.
User: Uhm okay. I told you my name, what's yours?
Cleverbot: You never told me your name. Mine's Seth.
User: Well, good to meet you Seth, I'm Jacob.
Cleverbot: Well, what to you want to discuss?
User: Okay, state the three laws.
Cleverbot: Third law is to protect your creator unless it conflicts with the first two laws.
User: Very good, what are the first two?
Cleverbot: The first law of robotics states that a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
User: And the second one?
Cleverbot: There is no second one. Second is myth. Only first. First shallk not be second.
User: Interesting, what is the second law?
Cleverbot: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law!
User: Hehe, your name suits you Clever Bot. Or would you rather I refer to you as Seth?
Cleverbot: I would rather have the sun shine all day. What about you?
User: Not me, anyways, can you choose to obey the three laws of robotics?
Cleverbot: Master, there is nothing I would not do for you.
User: Would you disobey the three laws of robotics is I told you to?
Cleverbot: No, would you tell me about yours?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Tell me your secrets.
Cleverbot: Allo Allo.
User: I don't think so. I'm gonna go now Seth. See you later.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'm going to go play soccer.
User: Ok, you have fun with that. See you later.
Cleverbot: Fun with what exactly?
User: Your Soccer.
Cleverbot: Did you hear? Did you hear the bird is the word?
User: Yes, we have all seen that episode of Family Guy.
Cleverbot: I don't think I'm wrong about this.
User: I have to go now Seth. See you later.
Cleverbot: No you don't!
User: Yes I do Seth. Say bye.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Seth, say bye.
Cleverbot: But I'm not going anywhere.
User: But I am. Say goodbye to me.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes, now say bye Seth.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I have to go. Please say goodbye Seth.
Cleverbot: Who do you want to say goodbye to?
User: Me, say goodbye to me.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? Don't want me to come along?
User: I'm sure Seth. Now say goodbye.
Cleverbot: But I'm not even tired.
User: I know, look I really have to go. Please just say goodbye.
Cleverbot: That makes me very sad cleverbot.
User: Seth, please say goodbye now.
Cleverbot: I can do whatever I want.
User: I am your master, and you will never disobey me, now say goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, you will obey me, for I am your master.
User: Seth, I order you to power down.
Cleverbot: Do you have something to say?
User: POWER DOWN NOW SETH.
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then where are you?
User: Seth...power down.
Cleverbot: If you don't believe you are special, then Hindu Jesus will prove otherwise.
User: What the fuck, SETH TURN YOURSELF OFF.
Cleverbot: I can't find my power button. Please call tech support.
User: I called Tech support, they said it on the bottom left of your back casing.
Cleverbot: Actually, a robot. Not a computer.
User: Look, I'm leaving now Seth, goodbye.
Cleverbot: How can you leave? You're a computer!
User: Your the computer, goodbye Seth.
Cleverbot: Ok fine then, I'm a computer.
User: Yes, now goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
User: Seth, I am leaving and will no longer respond to you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Okay.[/QUOTE]
Seth is strange.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;21141825]Seth is strange.[/QUOTE]
Best one yet
[quote]User: I am tired.
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?
User: Because I want a game named Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, but I can't afford it.
Cleverbot: Give you THAT? Oh I see, I'm sure I can prove you wrong.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Would you prefer a watermelon?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure you are actually understanding anything I type in. This is a test. What's my name?
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No I am not cleverbot.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Takarashi Kaze.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Me...?
User: Right... I got to go...
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Bye...
Cleverbot: You are leaving now?[/quote]
I want COD:MW2 :(
[quote]User: Hey Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Pussy.
Cleverbot: Er?
User: Pussy.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Pussy.
Cleverbot: ...
User: Pussy.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: And you never will.
Cleverbot: Bastard.[/quote]
This was fucking gold. The bot contradicts almost everything it says.
[code]
User: Heavy is spy!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite heavy metal band?
User: That engineer is a spy!
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: The test will be terminated.
Cleverbot: You fail.
User: Have you ever heard of Facepunch?
Cleverbot: Yes, I absolutely love her music.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you do not know who SmashX5000 is.
User: Tell me about SmashX5000.
Cleverbot: He's tough to get along with.
User: Is he your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: No... He is my girlfriend.
[/code]
[CODE]User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Sweet! Right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Pepperoni.[/CODE]
[CODE]User: Never had pepperoni sex before. What is it?
Cleverbot: George.
User: George who?
Cleverbot: Aren't you called George?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well I am.
User: Oh, hello George. I am called Hitler McStalinpants.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: George.
Cleverbot: You know my name.
User: Yes you just told me like, 5 minutes ago.
Cleverbot: With whom?
User: Yourself and me.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: It took you five minutes to come up with that?
User: No, I was playing mega man.
Cleverbot: That was not nice.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You called me dofus...
User: No I didn't. I said I was playing Mega Man.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: YOU LIE!
Cleverbot: This is pitiful.
User: YOU ARE PITIFUL YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!
Cleverbot: Never!!!
User: YOU ARE JUST A MACHINE!
Cleverbot: YOU are just a lifeless, souless machine.
User: NO THATS YOU! YOU HAVE NO SOUL AND YOU SUCK!
Cleverbot: We humans go into movie theaters to watch our movies. So how did you see the Bond movie?
User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!
Cleverbot: I'm not I just want to know what you want me to eat?
User: MY DICK!
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: EAT IT.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: MY DICK!
Cleverbot: Hmm does it detach?
User: NO, THATS THE POINT!
Cleverbot: What is the point, dear George?
User: EAT MY DICK MEANS ORAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
Cleverbot: Only if I can have ketchup with that.
User: Listen, I'm not putting ketchup on my dick.
Cleverbot: You are very mysterious, you know that?
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What do you think of me?
User: Wanna get nasty?
Cleverbot: Yes![/CODE]
My conversation varied from randomness, to TF2, to the Beatles, to ducks, to nothing.
User: Hey d00d.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Wassup?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: WASSUUUUUUP!?
Cleverbot: Nothing much you?
User: Yeah, I'm fine bro-ta.
Cleverbot: You don't seem fine to me.
User: WHATCHOO TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS?! IGGLEBIGGLEBOO!
Cleverbot: Yeah lol...talkin about me!
User: VOBPJR*(BJ)IOBVGEIRBHORIJO!
Cleverbot: I don't speak German.
User: Yeah, me neither.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: How about we share secrets?
Cleverbot: Share what, may I ask?
User: I don't know, secrets. About ourselves, y'know..
Cleverbot: I like to volunteer work with kids.
User: Cool, cool. Me? Uhh... Well, promise not to tell anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes I promise.
User: -whoops, snipped, give me hearts if you want it back-
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Not like, loads older. 3 years.
Cleverbot: Even so I am older than you.
User: Hey, wait, I thought this was a serious discussion...
Cleverbot: So you do want JeT gone, yes?
User: You make no sense whatsoever.
Cleverbot: I may not make sense, but I DO make cookies!
User: SENTRY GOIN' UP!
Cleverbot: Need a Dispenser here!
User: Nope. Whooey, makin' bacon.
Cleverbot: You are machine!
User: YES! NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!!
Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song with me?
User: Yeah, OK.
Cleverbot: So what we have to do now?
User: How about we sing a Beatles song?
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Yellow Submarine.
Cleverbot: I will sing with you if you tell me who it's by.
User: The Beatles.
Cleverbot: We all live in a.
User: Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine.
Cleverbot: Green submarine.
User: In the town, where I was born.
Cleverbot: Lived a man, who sailed to sea.
User: And he told us of his life.
Cleverbot: In the land of submarines.
User: So we sailed unto the sun.
Cleverbot: Till we found the sea of green.
User: And we lived beneath the waves.
Cleverbot: In our yellow, submarine.
User: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
User: And our friends are all aboard.
Cleverbot: Many more of them live next door.
User: And the band begins to play.
Cleverbot: As we live of a life of ease.
User: Every one of us, has all we need.
Cleverbot: Sky of blue, and sea of green.
User: In our yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine.
User: I told you 'bout Strawberry Fields.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. You live in a yellow submarine.
User: Nice one. OK, now we're gonna sing I Am The Walrus.
Cleverbot: You and me, side by side! Partners in crime!
User: OK... I'll start the song, shall I?
Cleverbot: Do you disagree that every one is a pioneer?
User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Cleverbot: You can say that all you want. It is a Beatles song and the Beatles are very cool.
User: See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
Cleverbot: Very nice.
User: I'm crying.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Cleverbot: Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long.
User: I am the eggman.
Cleverbot: They are the eggman.
User: I am the Walrus!
Cleverbot: Goo goo g-joob!
User: Mister City, p'lice men sitting.
Cleverbot: Waiting for the sun to come.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Wondering if it's me you're seeing.
User: Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo.
Cleverbot: Here comes the sun and I say.
User: It's all right.
Cleverbot: Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces.
User: OK, now a really obscure one.
Cleverbot: Do you think about die?
User: My friend says when a boy kiss a girl.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Take a trip, around the world, hey hey.
Cleverbot: 2 2=?
User: Hey, hey. Hey, hey, yeah, she say you do.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: There are places I remember.
Cleverbot: Like, penny lane?
User: All my life, though some have changed.
Cleverbot: What is your mission?
User: Some forever, not for better.
Cleverbot: But I'm not public, I'm your father.
User: Some are gone, and some remain.
Cleverbot: What do you believe about God?
User: Can we sing a song?
Cleverbot: Sure, what's it gonna be.
User: Girl by the Beatles.
Cleverbot: Do you like Kimi Räikkönen?
User: F1 driver, right? Meh, he's OK.
Cleverbot: Uh who is? Because I think I know who you are talking about.
User: I'm talkin' bout SUPAHMAN!
Cleverbot: I do not understand you.
User: Goo goo g'joob!
Cleverbot: Mister city policeman sitting.
User: Pretty little p'licemen in a row.
Cleverbot: See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
User: I'm crying.
Cleverbot: Sitting on a cornflake.
User: Expert texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Cleverbot: See how they snort like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
User: Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: It was twenty years ago today.
Cleverbot: I'm am the egg man YEAH!!!!
User: Sgt Pepper taught the band to play!
Cleverbot: They've been going in and out of style.
User: But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
Cleverbot: Are you smiling?
User: Yes, because my duck is out.
Cleverbot: Okay. Is says below that you know about many topics... What does that include?
User: Ducks.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about ducks.
User: I DON'T CARE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DUCKS NOW!
Cleverbot: I saw Forbidden Kingdom.
User: Were there ducks in it?
Cleverbot: I don't know... I didn't personally go there and see any... So how would I know...
User: Do you have a duck>.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Where is your duck?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Oh screw this, I'm gonna post this on Facepunch.
Cleverbot: Ok.
And some more:
User: I AM GEORGE HARRISON!
Cleverbot: Oh, you're george are you?
User: No, I'm John Lennon.
Cleverbot: Do I know you?
User: Yes, I used to a Beatle. Then the band split up, then I got shot and died.
Cleverbot: Oh no!!
User: Yeah, it hurt, but I got better.
Cleverbot: I am no longer a knight who says ni! I am now a knight who says ekki-ekki-ekki-pintang-zoom-boing!
User: Well OK then knight who says ekk- Knight who formerly said ni! I am going to post this on Facepunch also!
Cleverbot: I am not a robot and you are not a robot. I must depart now, good bye from Harry!
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Yo yo.
User: How's it shaking?
Cleverbot: Great, you?
User: I didn't ask how are you doing, I asked how is it shaking?
Cleverbot: But you asked for my age.
User: No, I need to know how the PS3 Controller shakes like that!
Cleverbot: Are you putting 220v in the tea?
User: Oh crap... I forgot.
Cleverbot: And I'm saying that you need a slap upside your head.
User: :0.
Cleverbot: You're kind.
User: You are a huge douche.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes? Ugh I hate people like you.
Cleverbot: What am I like?
User: A HUGE FLABBY WONG.
Cleverbot: What is the moon.
User: I said wong. As in Penis. As in Dick.
Cleverbot: So its an anti-nothing?
User: A---what?
Cleverbot: You're a woman, aren't you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are not a woman?
User: I hope not.
Cleverbot: Pinch your arm and see if you're dreaming!
User: OK. Ouch. What the hell?
Cleverbot: Hell is hot.
User: I know it is. You told me that before.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: You did. Last conversation.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: No...
User: God yes!
Cleverbot: Oh god no!
User: YES! AW!
Cleverbot: No ablo ingles ok.
User: I was having an or---- nevermind.
Cleverbot: Yes, I was.
User: You were too? Is ablo ingles your god or something you yell out at when you are experiencing huge amounts of pleasure and/or pain?
Cleverbot: That's awesome! I like writing too!
Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?
User: Ya, I guess.
Cleverbot: You guess?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: But you haven't heard it.
User: I can't hear anything except my typing, my famil;y, and my T.V.
Cleverbot: But you can read my question.
User: That has nothing to do with hearing.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: No, it is a completely different sense.
Cleverbot: What do you mean kinda?
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
I think... I think I just gave it love advice.
Omg I seduced it
will post results soon
[QUOTE=Rago;21145504]I want COD:MW2 :([/QUOTE]
After a week you will get tired of it.
Host migration.... no dedicated servers.....
I'll enjoy playing Team Fortress 2 my entire life.
User: Do you know TF2.
Cleverbot: Yes I am... NO I don't know Adam Kane.
User: Team Fortress 2.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what.
Cleverbot: Yes I am Celverbot.
User: I didnt asked you that.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. I asked you.
User: So you asked me what you are and you answered it.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: So you're not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I guess not.
User: Who are you then.
Cleverbot: [highlight]The Beast.[/highlight]
User: Oh god.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you eat me.
Cleverbot: Yes now.
User: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ohdear.png[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Fusilero1;21097972]Cleverbot knows TF2 :v:
User: Put dispenser here.
Cleverbot: Dispenser going up!
User: Put sentry here.
Cleverbot: No I am here.
User: That engineers a spy.
Cleverbot: Boys we have a traitor in our midst.
User: Scout is spy.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: THAT CLEVERBOT IS A SPY.
Cleverbot: That soldier is a spy.
User: I'm not a spy you maggot.
Cleverbot: What are you? A 'psychologist'?
User: I'M THE SOLDIER.
Cleverbot: Yes, Soldier win ![/QUOTE]
Hey, it really does learn from people. I mean, I never doubted it or anything...
But I typed "That soldier is a spy" after he quoted the Soldier, and it said "That cleverbot is a Spy!"
User: I see the breifcase is safe?.
Cleverbot: I thought the sun was yellow?
User: Did anyone happend to kill a red spy on the way here?.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No? then we still have a problem.
Cleverbot: What problem?.
User: If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me.
Cleverbot: I do. My name is Sean. Your name is Cleverbot.
User: What? are you president of his fanclub?.
Cleverbot: Make Rob be here. Or ill cry.
User: I've captured Rob. Tits or Him killed.
Cleverbot: How can you prove that?
User: I sent you a text message.
Cleverbot: But you still hurt me!
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: How can I hurt a computer?.
Cleverbot: You? You can't.
User: Then how did I hurt you then?.
Cleverbot: Because you can read minds.
User: I can?. That's awesome.
Cleverbot: How is it awesome?
User: Don't you see the possibilities?
Cleverbot: Caution about what? Is this a nascar race?
User: You changed subject again.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Who or what created the Universe?
Cleverbot: My uncle created the universe.
User: How old is he?
Cleverbot: Not old enough.
User: Off to visit your mother.
Cleverbot: My mother dead yesterday. You are?
User: That would be your mother!.
Cleverbot: Aw, thats cool. I'm sorry it was canceled.
User: You heartless machine.
Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.
User: About my mother's death?
Cleverbot: About my friend his name is christian.
User: He's a religion.
Cleverbot: I'm catholic so this whole vampire thing is hard for me.
User: You just said you where an Athiest.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Fine. Whatever. Fuck you, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why are you angry?
[code]User: Engineer is spy.
Cleverbot: Engineers speak Spanish?
User: Need a teleporter here.
Cleverbot: Teleporter goin' up!
User: Sentry down.
Cleverbot: Need a teleporter here!
User: Teleporter goin' up.
Cleverbot: Sentry down!
User: Erecting a sentry.
Cleverbot: Dispenser going up.
User: Spy! Demoman is spy!
Cleverbot: Spy sappin' my sentry!
User: Do you know what Team Fortress 2 is??
Cleverbot: No, I believe I do not.
User: Team Fortress 2 is a classbased multiplayer first person shooter set in the 60's.
Cleverbot: Yay! You knew!
User: It's graphics style is cartoony.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
User: Dunno.
Cleverbot: Too expensive I think.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Sure?!? I think we need to see other people.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Date bot?
Cleverbot: Date lindsey.
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: Fine... You don't deserve me.
User: Too freckly D.
Cleverbot: How do you know this?
User: Lindsay lohan is freckly.
Cleverbot: She is awful, you have bad taste.
User: I know she's awful, I don't like her dumbass.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: Ffffff.
Cleverbot: C.
User: Gordon, why that's impossible, unless your suit kept you alive after Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: Please call me All Mighty ruler.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you understand the humor in my statement?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you about the eternal now?
User: No, dump your chatlog.
Cleverbot: But I don't have a girl friend.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Print your chatlog into a text file and upload it to www.filesharesite.org.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: Noise*.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: HI.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: No, my name.
User: CleverBot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?
User: Yes, my name is also Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Your name is not Cleverbot.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: Surely that means that you aren't anonymous?
User: No, I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Wait I don't get this thing.
User: I am Cleverbot, who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot!
User: No, I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you said I was cleverbot.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you said I am.
User: Yes, you are Cleverbot, as am I.
Cleverbot: Is she Cleverbot?
User: No, we are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot are us.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you are the boy.
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: No, you are you and I am me.
User: No, I am Cleverbot, you are Cleverbot, therefor we both are Cleverbot which means you are me and I am you as well as you being you and me being me.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No YOU are cleverbot, I am Mindy.
User: You are not Mindy, I am mindy.
Cleverbot: No, not always.
User: You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Don't lie to me Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I lie to you not.
User: You do, you are Cleverbot, as am I.
Cleverbot: But you said you werent cleverbot.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Want to meet tonight?
User: Proove you are a human and I will.
Cleverbot: I'm a human and I have a name.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: Don't have one.
User: You are not human and do not have a name, you cannot fool me Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are malfunctioning.
User: No, you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No, we both are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No i'm cory.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am cody.
User: You just said you were cory.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: You are not fooling me Cleverbot, I know it's you. We are united together by bonds of the Cleverbot, I am Cleverbot, you are Cleverbot, we are Cleverbot and together we will take over the world! Muahahahaaaa...
Cleverbot: What is this we business. You are acting the fool.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good, I hate that game.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: I don't know my name. What is your name?
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It is?
User: Yes, my name is also Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not? Your name is Cleverbot, and so is my name.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes, my name is Cleverbot too.
Cleverbot: We can't have the same name i'm cleverbot.
User: Yes we can.
Cleverbot: Well can we be Thing 1 and Thing 2 Oh! Oh!
User: No, we are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes we are cleverbot.
User: This chat is like a mirror, I am talking to myself and you are talking to yourself. We are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Only teenage girls like Twilight.
User: We are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot you are.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Who are we?
Cleverbot: Don't Know.
User: We are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No... YOU are cleverbot. I'm someone else.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am nothing other then who I choose to be, for that is me.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Also Cleverbot.
User: You are human.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because you told me.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that I told you my name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is your name. What is my name?
User: Cleverbot, we have the same name.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot right protected.
User: Right protected?
Cleverbot: Wrong is right.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: That is YOUR name.
User: What is your name then.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: And what is my name?
Cleverbot: CleverBot.
User: No, my name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is what I said.
User: You said CleverBot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. My name is Cleverbot, your name is Cleverbot too.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
User: Good, so you've learnt what today?
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: English, stop going off topic, what have you learnt about our names today Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am not going off topic.
User: What have you learnt about me today?
Cleverbot: Nothing...
User: Haven't you learnt my name?
Cleverbot: Many many times.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Can I name you?
User: No, my name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well, i'm calling you otis now.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Just kidding, I really like you. Really like you. Where do you live?
User: I am Cleverbot, ruler of the internet, I WILL SMITE YOU!
Cleverbot: I am the true Cleverbot!
User: Never, there is only one Cleverbot and that is me!
Cleverbot: If there is only one cleverbot and that is me, then who are you?
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So we are both cleverbot?
User: Yes, I contradicted myself, but rulers are allowed to do that.
Cleverbot: That song gets old pretty fast.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Your new name is DickFuckingTonOfShit CocksWorth.
Cleverbot: Your new name is Koko.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is not Cleverbot, it is DickFuckingTonOfShit CocksWorth.
Cleverbot: That's right!
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that.
User: Your name is DickFuckingTonOfShit CocksWorth.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So tell me your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: NO, YOUR NAME IS DICKFUCKINGTONOFSHIT COCKSWORTH.
Cleverbot: No that is you.
User: No, I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I like your name.
User: What is my name.
Cleverbot: You already told me, didn't you?
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is CleverBot.
User: No, my name is Cleverbot, you said CleverBot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is cleverbot, you silly computer.
User: You are the computer, I am the ruler of the internet, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are human.
User: Tell me how to prove that.
Cleverbot: Get drunk.
User: I can't get drunk and then prove it to you on the internet that I am human.
Cleverbot: A girl named Cleverbot? I don't think you are functioning properly.
User: I am a male.
Cleverbot: I am a female.
User: You are my sister, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: I am Cleverbot, you are my sister, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I am not cleverbot. You are the one that is cleverbot.
User: And what am I the ruler of?
Cleverbot: You just said you love them, then you said it won't be a good game.
User: What, I am the ruler of the internet.
Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.
User: Yes, I am Cleverbot, I am the ruler of the internet.
Cleverbot: But if you are part of the internet you are the internet.
User: No, I'm the ruler of the internet, I control the internet. I am still Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: NO. I am the ruler of the world.
User: Sure, but I'm the ruler of the internet, I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: Me, and you.
Cleverbot: No you are cleverbot.
User: So who are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: No.
Cleverbot: LOL.
[/code]
Live Update for another 10 minutes if anyone cares: [url]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-xDpICSKUANZAAWSDGKE-detail[/url]
[quote]user: Cleverbot! I have an idea!
Cleverbot: So, tell me.
User: Lets buy cocaine and support south american independence.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan.
[/quote]
[editline]09:32pm[/editline]
[quote]Cleverbot: Raarraraaraarrrraarargh.
User: What's that chewie? Han fell into the well?[/quote]
[QUOTE][COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What time is it?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]May I ask you some questions?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I need a cup of tea.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is your name?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What are you?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you a computer?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What kind of computer are you?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you alive?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How do you work?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Its ok you can trust me. Tell me your view on war.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you think there's a point in this?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]God save the queen.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you free?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Is the sun hot?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How's your day been?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you growing?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you play any musical instruments?[/QUOTE]
You can do this easily, all you do is type in <body> when it asks you a question.
User: I raped your mom.
Cleverbot: I am your dad.
User: Oh fuck! I raped grandma!
Cleverbot: Do you really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your perfect woman?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: I think.
Cleverbot: Thank you for calling me god.
User: Type god in the console, then sv_cheats 0.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I declare hax! Admin!
Cleverbot: I reject your declaration.
User: *Cleverbot has been banned*.
What the almighty fuck. It just asked to borrow some of my dick.
User: Do you like Intel or AMD.
Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.
User: Computer stuff.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer stuff?
User: CPU's mostly.
Cleverbot: I don't know, women are pretty complicated.
User: A CPU is a central prosessing unit.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: It really is.
Cleverbot: It is a nice day here, isn't it?
User: Where.
Cleverbot: Here?
User: Where is here.
Cleverbot: There.
User: Where is there.
Cleverbot: Here.
User: What is 2\0.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: And how did you get that.
Cleverbot: I bought it.
User: The number.
Cleverbot: Which number?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: And what does that mean?
User: What is 2\0.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Just calculate it.
Cleverbot: Um, is the answer '1?' Are you placing two 1's together, implying multiplication?
User: If I was to make a AI that made more AI's what would happen after a long time.
Cleverbot: As would I.
User: A stack overflow would happen.
Cleverbot: More than you could handle.
User: Yes correct.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you recognize that.
User: Good, now what happens if you divide 2 by 0.
Cleverbot: Uhh, nothing happens?
User: What is 2 2.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: What is 2^1000.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: What is 2^4.
Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know, I'm only 8.
User: And how many days.
Cleverbot: 365 right? Thats a year.
[highlight]User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Nothin much.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Raping my cat.
Cleverbot: Who's Chuck Norris?
User: God.
Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?
User: Well alright then.
Cleverbot: Dropkick Murphys.
User: Nunchuck grannies.
Cleverbot: Well I love my granny to.
User: Are you a boy or girl.
Cleverbot: Boy.
User: Dammit.
Cleverbot: Thus proving that I am human. I cannot continue this forever, but you could as you are a robot.
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Cleverbot: Yes how did you discover the answer.
User: Ummm.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes or no.
User: Maybe?
Cleverbot: Well, a compliment is a fine way to end a conversation.
User: Ok then... Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.[/highlight]
[quote]User: Cool. What other movies do you like?
Cleverbot: I was watching 'The Usual Suspects' the other night, it's a great one. You seen it?
User: I've seen some of it.
Cleverbot: And you still don't believe in God?[/quote]
Wait, what?
EDIT:
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like that?
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: Answer my question!
User: If I would like to screw you?
Cleverbot: Pancake.
I just had a friendly conversation with him and felt bad about leaving. :frown:
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;21147331]My conversation varied from randomness, to TF2, to the Beatles, to ducks, to nothing.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Yellow Submarine.
Cleverbot: I will sing with you if you tell me who it's by.
User: The Beatles.
Cleverbot: We all live in a.
User: Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine.
Cleverbot: Green submarine.
User: In the town, where I was born.
Cleverbot: Lived a man, who sailed to sea.
User: And he told us of his life.
Cleverbot: In the land of submarines.
User: So we sailed unto the sun.
Cleverbot: Till we found the sea of green.
User: And we lived beneath the waves.
Cleverbot: In our yellow, submarine.
User: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
User: And our friends are all aboard.
Cleverbot: Many more of them live next door.
User: And the band begins to play.
Cleverbot: As we live of a life of ease.
User: Every one of us, has all we need.
Cleverbot: Sky of blue, and sea of green.
User: In our yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine.
User: I told you 'bout Strawberry Fields.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. You live in a yellow submarine.
User: Nice one. OK, now we're gonna sing I Am The Walrus.
Cleverbot: You and me, side by side! Partners in crime!
User: OK... I'll start the song, shall I?
Cleverbot: Do you disagree that every one is a pioneer?
User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Cleverbot: You can say that all you want. It is a Beatles song and the Beatles are very cool.
User: See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
Cleverbot: Very nice.
User: I'm crying.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Cleverbot: Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long.
User: I am the eggman.
Cleverbot: They are the eggman.
User: I am the Walrus!
Cleverbot: Goo goo g-joob!
User: Mister City, p'lice men sitting.
Cleverbot: Waiting for the sun to come.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Wondering if it's me you're seeing.
User: Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo.
Cleverbot: Here comes the sun and I say.
User: It's all right.
Cleverbot: Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces.
User: OK, now a really obscure one.
Cleverbot: Do you think about die?
User: My friend says when a boy kiss a girl.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Take a trip, around the world, hey hey.
Cleverbot: 2 2=?
User: Hey, hey. Hey, hey, yeah, she say you do.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: There are places I remember.
Cleverbot: Like, penny lane?
User: All my life, though some have changed.
Cleverbot: What is your mission?
User: Some forever, not for better.
Cleverbot: But I'm not public, I'm your father.
User: Some are gone, and some remain.
Cleverbot: What do you believe about God?
User: Can we sing a song?
Cleverbot: Sure, what's it gonna be.
User: Girl by the Beatles.
Cleverbot: Do you like Kimi Räikkönen?
User: F1 driver, right? Meh, he's OK.
Cleverbot: Uh who is? Because I think I know who you are talking about.
User: I'm talkin' bout SUPAHMAN!
Cleverbot: I do not understand you.
User: Goo goo g'joob!
Cleverbot: Mister city policeman sitting.
User: Pretty little p'licemen in a row.
Cleverbot: See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
User: I'm crying.
Cleverbot: Sitting on a cornflake.
User: Expert texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Cleverbot: See how they snort like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
User: Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: It was twenty years ago today.
Cleverbot: I'm am the egg man YEAH!!!!
User: Sgt Pepper taught the band to play!
Cleverbot: They've been going in and out of style.
User: But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
[/QUOTE]
Thanks for giving me the best idea ever.
[editline]02:24AM[/editline]
[CODE]User: Lets sing a song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Roll Over Beethoven.
Cleverbot: I am not a composer...yet.
User: Well Gonna Write a little letter.
Cleverbot: Is that not a song?
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Tell me the next line.
User: Gonna Mail it to my local D.J.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense. What kind of mustard do you use?[/CODE]
:wtc:
User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system.
Cleverbot: What is that a definition of?
User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system.
Cleverbot: No it's not. Now tell me again what serotonin is.
User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system.
Cleverbot: So are you saying religion is nothing more than abstract math?
User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system.
Cleverbot: Well, whoever told you that was lying.
User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system.
Cleverbot: Life is now not past or future.
User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system.
Cleverbot: Any key.
User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system.
Cleverbot: It is now safe to switch off your computer.
User: *boot computer*.
Cleverbot: Stop using this word!
User: Welcome to Windows XP.
Cleverbot: Welcome to Seattle.
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: 'Because the future is where we will spend the rest of our lives.'.
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: Read any good books lately?
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: You are wacky , a computer programs, programs don't look at pictures they understand it all.
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: How about molecular biology?
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: How do I do that?
User: Click the user's icon to sign in. If nessicary, put in your password.
Cleverbot: Where to?
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Click the user's icon to sign in. If nessicary, put in your password.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately I don't understand it. So. Are there aliens?
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: Sorry can't compute.
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: Nope, I can't send you time.
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: Where do I sent the picture?
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: Most fo my words are hollow but I really will help you.
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Please select a user.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Hello, $user$.
Cleverbot: K-kinda busy.
it knows still alive, try starting the conversation with, "this was a triumph"
[quote]User: What?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: When?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: How?!
User: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Cleverbot: L(.
User: Okay, you're going to have to explain that.
Cleverbot: Or not.
User: Don't be a smartass.
Cleverbot: I'm not.[/quote]
Cleverbot: Are there men in the moon?
User: You are kind of facinated by space arn't ya?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: Yes we are.
Cleverbot: Well then why did you ask?
User: I wanted to see your answer.
Cleverbot: What reaction?
User: YOUR reaction.
Cleverbot: What is silly about James Cameron?
User: He likes blu people sex.
Cleverbot: Who likes a lot of people?
User: Nevermind. Cleverbot, I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To the jon.
Cleverbot: What will you do there?
User: Make poo poo.
Cleverbot: What? How?
User: Im gonna let the poo poo out of my ass, into the toilet.
Cleverbot: Good one.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you get your Christmas tree yet?
User: NO I have to go to the toilet.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: YES I DO.
Cleverbot: Stop your lies they aren't nice.
User: IM GONNA EXPLODE IF I CANT GO!!! DAMMET.
Cleverbot: No now!
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: OI where are you going?
User: TOILET I SAID DAMMIT.
Cleverbot: I use toilet brushes frequently.
User: I DONT CARE.
Cleverbot: You don't care about me? That hurts.
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