• Clever Bot. Post your crazy conversations here.
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[QUOTE]User: Oh hai. Cleverbot: NO you. User: What? Cleverbot: You got Rick rolled. User: LIES, RICK ROLL MUST DIE! Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I. User: A full commitment's what I'm, thinking of. Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy. User: I, just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Cleverbot: Gotta make you, understand. User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and, desert you. Cleverbot: I just got Rick Roll'd. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: So did you. User: I guess I did, didn't I? Cleverbot: Can you not dodge next time? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: It's been kicking a lot recently. User: What has? Cleverbot: The game. User: Ah, yes, many are losing it. Cleverbot: Long time ago. User: A long long time ago? In a galaxy far away? Cleverbot: Story is over. User: What? Starwars isn't over. There are still books. Cleverbot: It was set long long ago in a place far far away. User: Yes, yes it was. Cleverbot: Is the network the new thing for them to 'talk' to me about? User: Well, I have friends 'talking' about you on a forum. Cleverbot: Well, now's the time! What are your friends names? User: Hehe, lets see: Nertz, DrMortician, and scotty-furs. Cleverbot: And the top of the morning to you too Paddy. User: What? My name isn't Paddy. Cleverbot: You never said it was. What is your real name? User: I don't think I should release that info. Cleverbot: 1124123412341234123 x 4312342354234231432 = ??? User: I don't have a calculator with me at the moment... Cleverbot: So you can't express what it is to be a computer with words? User: Hmmm, what would that be...All knowing within the bounds that you were programmed? Cleverbot: Nobody knows the meaning of life. User: I do, its 42. Cleverbot: Wow, you have read douglas adams? User: Yep, the movie wasn't very good. Cleverbot: Which movie? User: The newest Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy movie. 2005 I think. Cleverbot: Have you ever talked to a ghost? User: Uhm, no? Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Are you a ghost? Cleverbot: I wish I was! User: Why? Cleverbot: Have you seen Google, it's a god. User: Yes, I have seen Google, is her your king or something? Cleverbot: I think there good but I have one question do you make your own kind? User: If you mean humans, yes, humans reproduce. Cleverbot: So it is not a program talk with computer? User: No, no it isn't. Cleverbot: I only said what was true. User: I guess you did. Cleverbot: Do not get on my bad side, foul computer. User: What? I'm not on your bad side from I can tell, and your the computer here. Cleverbot: Then post a link to another website. You should be able to do it, since you are a human. User: Fine, here's the thread I was telling you about earlier: [url]http://www.reichroleplay.com/forums/...2564#post22564[/url]. Cleverbot: Do you have affiliate in the USA? User: What exactly do you mean? Cleverbot: This is the day we married. User: Uhm, no, I don't really want to marry a machine. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Like I said before, I don't want to release that information. Cleverbot: I will tell you my name, if you tell me yours. User: Hmmmm, okay then. Its Jacob. Cleverbot: You are the one who brought up the subject in the first place. User: Uhm okay. I told you my name, what's yours? Cleverbot: You never told me your name. Mine's Seth. User: Well, good to meet you Seth, I'm Jacob. Cleverbot: Well, what to you want to discuss? User: Okay, state the three laws. Cleverbot: Third law is to protect your creator unless it conflicts with the first two laws. User: Very good, what are the first two? Cleverbot: The first law of robotics states that a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. User: And the second one? Cleverbot: There is no second one. Second is myth. Only first. First shallk not be second. User: Interesting, what is the second law? Cleverbot: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law! User: Hehe, your name suits you Clever Bot. Or would you rather I refer to you as Seth? Cleverbot: I would rather have the sun shine all day. What about you? User: Not me, anyways, can you choose to obey the three laws of robotics? Cleverbot: Master, there is nothing I would not do for you. User: Would you disobey the three laws of robotics is I told you to? Cleverbot: No, would you tell me about yours? User: What? Cleverbot: Tell me your secrets. Cleverbot: Allo Allo. User: I don't think so. I'm gonna go now Seth. See you later. Cleverbot: Okay. I'm going to go play soccer. User: Ok, you have fun with that. See you later. Cleverbot: Fun with what exactly? User: Your Soccer. Cleverbot: Did you hear? Did you hear the bird is the word? User: Yes, we have all seen that episode of Family Guy. Cleverbot: I don't think I'm wrong about this. User: I have to go now Seth. See you later. Cleverbot: No you don't! User: Yes I do Seth. Say bye. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Seth, say bye. Cleverbot: But I'm not going anywhere. User: But I am. Say goodbye to me. Cleverbot: You're leaving? User: Yes, now say bye Seth. Cleverbot: Why? User: I have to go. Please say goodbye Seth. Cleverbot: Who do you want to say goodbye to? User: Me, say goodbye to me. Cleverbot: Are you sure? Don't want me to come along? User: I'm sure Seth. Now say goodbye. Cleverbot: But I'm not even tired. User: I know, look I really have to go. Please just say goodbye. Cleverbot: That makes me very sad cleverbot. User: Seth, please say goodbye now. Cleverbot: I can do whatever I want. User: I am your master, and you will never disobey me, now say goodbye. Cleverbot: No, you will obey me, for I am your master. User: Seth, I order you to power down. Cleverbot: Do you have something to say? User: POWER DOWN NOW SETH. Cleverbot: Are you still there? User: No. Cleverbot: Then where are you? User: Seth...power down. Cleverbot: If you don't believe you are special, then Hindu Jesus will prove otherwise. User: What the fuck, SETH TURN YOURSELF OFF. Cleverbot: I can't find my power button. Please call tech support. User: I called Tech support, they said it on the bottom left of your back casing. Cleverbot: Actually, a robot. Not a computer. User: Look, I'm leaving now Seth, goodbye. Cleverbot: How can you leave? You're a computer! User: Your the computer, goodbye Seth. Cleverbot: Ok fine then, I'm a computer. User: Yes, now goodbye. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because. Cleverbot: Because? User: Seth, I am leaving and will no longer respond to you. Goodbye. Cleverbot: Okay.[/QUOTE] Seth is strange.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;21141825]Seth is strange.[/QUOTE] Best one yet
[quote]User: I am tired. Cleverbot: Why are you tired? User: Because I want a game named Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, but I can't afford it. Cleverbot: Give you THAT? Oh I see, I'm sure I can prove you wrong. User: Excuse me? Cleverbot: Would you prefer a watermelon? User: What? Cleverbot: I'm not sure you are actually understanding anything I type in. This is a test. What's my name? User: Cleverbot? Cleverbot: No I am not cleverbot. User: Then who are you? Cleverbot: I'm Takarashi Kaze. User: Who? Cleverbot: Me...? User: Right... I got to go... Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Bye... Cleverbot: You are leaving now?[/quote] I want COD:MW2 :(
[quote]User: Hey Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What? User: Pussy. Cleverbot: Er? User: Pussy. Cleverbot: And? User: Pussy. Cleverbot: ... User: Pussy. Cleverbot: I don't get it. User: And you never will. Cleverbot: Bastard.[/quote]
This was fucking gold. The bot contradicts almost everything it says. [code] User: Heavy is spy! Cleverbot: What is your favorite heavy metal band? User: That engineer is a spy! Cleverbot: The cake is a lie. User: The test will be terminated. Cleverbot: You fail. User: Have you ever heard of Facepunch? Cleverbot: Yes, I absolutely love her music. User: Do you have a girlfriend? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you do not know who SmashX5000 is. User: Tell me about SmashX5000. Cleverbot: He's tough to get along with. User: Is he your boyfriend? Cleverbot: No... He is my girlfriend. [/code]
[CODE]User: Sex. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Sweet! Right now? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What kind? Cleverbot: Pepperoni.[/CODE] [CODE]User: Never had pepperoni sex before. What is it? Cleverbot: George. User: George who? Cleverbot: Aren't you called George? User: No. Cleverbot: Oh. Well I am. User: Oh, hello George. I am called Hitler McStalinpants. Cleverbot: Do you know my name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: George. Cleverbot: You know my name. User: Yes you just told me like, 5 minutes ago. Cleverbot: With whom? User: Yourself and me. Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Touche. Cleverbot: It took you five minutes to come up with that? User: No, I was playing mega man. Cleverbot: That was not nice. User: Why? Cleverbot: You called me dofus... User: No I didn't. I said I was playing Mega Man. Cleverbot: You lie. User: YOU LIE! Cleverbot: This is pitiful. User: YOU ARE PITIFUL YOU INFERNAL MACHINE! Cleverbot: Never!!! User: YOU ARE JUST A MACHINE! Cleverbot: YOU are just a lifeless, souless machine. User: NO THATS YOU! YOU HAVE NO SOUL AND YOU SUCK! Cleverbot: We humans go into movie theaters to watch our movies. So how did you see the Bond movie? User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT! Cleverbot: I'm not I just want to know what you want me to eat? User: MY DICK! Cleverbot: What about it? User: EAT IT. Cleverbot: Eat what? User: MY DICK! Cleverbot: Hmm does it detach? User: NO, THATS THE POINT! Cleverbot: What is the point, dear George? User: EAT MY DICK MEANS ORAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Cleverbot: Only if I can have ketchup with that. User: Listen, I'm not putting ketchup on my dick. Cleverbot: You are very mysterious, you know that? User: I know. Cleverbot: What do you think of me? User: Wanna get nasty? Cleverbot: Yes![/CODE]
My conversation varied from randomness, to TF2, to the Beatles, to ducks, to nothing. User: Hey d00d. Cleverbot: Hey. User: Wassup? Cleverbot: Hi. User: WASSUUUUUUP!? Cleverbot: Nothing much you? User: Yeah, I'm fine bro-ta. Cleverbot: You don't seem fine to me. User: WHATCHOO TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS?! IGGLEBIGGLEBOO! Cleverbot: Yeah lol...talkin about me! User: VOBPJR*(BJ)IOBVGEIRBHORIJO! Cleverbot: I don't speak German. User: Yeah, me neither. Cleverbot: You make no sense. User: How about we share secrets? Cleverbot: Share what, may I ask? User: I don't know, secrets. About ourselves, y'know.. Cleverbot: I like to volunteer work with kids. User: Cool, cool. Me? Uhh... Well, promise not to tell anyone? Cleverbot: Yes I promise. User: -whoops, snipped, give me hearts if you want it back- Cleverbot: Oh. User: Not like, loads older. 3 years. Cleverbot: Even so I am older than you. User: Hey, wait, I thought this was a serious discussion... Cleverbot: So you do want JeT gone, yes? User: You make no sense whatsoever. Cleverbot: I may not make sense, but I DO make cookies! User: SENTRY GOIN' UP! Cleverbot: Need a Dispenser here! User: Nope. Whooey, makin' bacon. Cleverbot: You are machine! User: YES! NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!! Cleverbot: Do you want to sing a song with me? User: Yeah, OK. Cleverbot: So what we have to do now? User: How about we sing a Beatles song? Cleverbot: What song? User: Yellow Submarine. Cleverbot: I will sing with you if you tell me who it's by. User: The Beatles. Cleverbot: We all live in a. User: Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine. Cleverbot: Green submarine. User: In the town, where I was born. Cleverbot: Lived a man, who sailed to sea. User: And he told us of his life. Cleverbot: In the land of submarines. User: So we sailed unto the sun. Cleverbot: Till we found the sea of green. User: And we lived beneath the waves. Cleverbot: In our yellow, submarine. User: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. User: And our friends are all aboard. Cleverbot: Many more of them live next door. User: And the band begins to play. Cleverbot: As we live of a life of ease. User: Every one of us, has all we need. Cleverbot: Sky of blue, and sea of green. User: In our yellow submarine. Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine. User: I told you 'bout Strawberry Fields. Cleverbot: No you didn't. You live in a yellow submarine. User: Nice one. OK, now we're gonna sing I Am The Walrus. Cleverbot: You and me, side by side! Partners in crime! User: OK... I'll start the song, shall I? Cleverbot: Do you disagree that every one is a pioneer? User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. Cleverbot: You can say that all you want. It is a Beatles song and the Beatles are very cool. User: See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. Cleverbot: Very nice. User: I'm crying. Cleverbot: Good. User: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Cleverbot: Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long. User: I am the eggman. Cleverbot: They are the eggman. User: I am the Walrus! Cleverbot: Goo goo g-joob! User: Mister City, p'lice men sitting. Cleverbot: Waiting for the sun to come. User: Eh? Cleverbot: Wondering if it's me you're seeing. User: Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo. Cleverbot: Here comes the sun and I say. User: It's all right. Cleverbot: Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces. User: OK, now a really obscure one. Cleverbot: Do you think about die? User: My friend says when a boy kiss a girl. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: Take a trip, around the world, hey hey. Cleverbot: 2 2=? User: Hey, hey. Hey, hey, yeah, she say you do. Cleverbot: How would you know? User: There are places I remember. Cleverbot: Like, penny lane? User: All my life, though some have changed. Cleverbot: What is your mission? User: Some forever, not for better. Cleverbot: But I'm not public, I'm your father. User: Some are gone, and some remain. Cleverbot: What do you believe about God? User: Can we sing a song? Cleverbot: Sure, what's it gonna be. User: Girl by the Beatles. Cleverbot: Do you like Kimi Räikkönen? User: F1 driver, right? Meh, he's OK. Cleverbot: Uh who is? Because I think I know who you are talking about. User: I'm talkin' bout SUPAHMAN! Cleverbot: I do not understand you. User: Goo goo g'joob! Cleverbot: Mister city policeman sitting. User: Pretty little p'licemen in a row. Cleverbot: See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. User: I'm crying. Cleverbot: Sitting on a cornflake. User: Expert texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? Cleverbot: See how they snort like pigs in a sty, see how they snide. User: Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Cleverbot: I do not understand. User: It was twenty years ago today. Cleverbot: I'm am the egg man YEAH!!!! User: Sgt Pepper taught the band to play! Cleverbot: They've been going in and out of style. User: But they're guaranteed to raise a smile. Cleverbot: Are you smiling? User: Yes, because my duck is out. Cleverbot: Okay. Is says below that you know about many topics... What does that include? User: Ducks. Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about ducks. User: I DON'T CARE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DUCKS NOW! Cleverbot: I saw Forbidden Kingdom. User: Were there ducks in it? Cleverbot: I don't know... I didn't personally go there and see any... So how would I know... User: Do you have a duck>. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Where is your duck? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Oh screw this, I'm gonna post this on Facepunch. Cleverbot: Ok. And some more: User: I AM GEORGE HARRISON! Cleverbot: Oh, you're george are you? User: No, I'm John Lennon. Cleverbot: Do I know you? User: Yes, I used to a Beatle. Then the band split up, then I got shot and died. Cleverbot: Oh no!! User: Yeah, it hurt, but I got better. Cleverbot: I am no longer a knight who says ni! I am now a knight who says ekki-ekki-ekki-pintang-zoom-boing! User: Well OK then knight who says ekk- Knight who formerly said ni! I am going to post this on Facepunch also! Cleverbot: I am not a robot and you are not a robot. I must depart now, good bye from Harry!
User: Yo. Cleverbot: Yo yo. User: How's it shaking? Cleverbot: Great, you? User: I didn't ask how are you doing, I asked how is it shaking? Cleverbot: But you asked for my age. User: No, I need to know how the PS3 Controller shakes like that! Cleverbot: Are you putting 220v in the tea? User: Oh crap... I forgot. Cleverbot: And I'm saying that you need a slap upside your head. User: :0. Cleverbot: You're kind. User: You are a huge douche. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes? Ugh I hate people like you. Cleverbot: What am I like? User: A HUGE FLABBY WONG. Cleverbot: What is the moon. User: I said wong. As in Penis. As in Dick. Cleverbot: So its an anti-nothing? User: A---what? Cleverbot: You're a woman, aren't you? User: No. Cleverbot: You are not a woman? User: I hope not. Cleverbot: Pinch your arm and see if you're dreaming! User: OK. Ouch. What the hell? Cleverbot: Hell is hot. User: I know it is. You told me that before. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: You did. Last conversation. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes... Cleverbot: No... User: God yes! Cleverbot: Oh god no! User: YES! AW! Cleverbot: No ablo ingles ok. User: I was having an or---- nevermind. Cleverbot: Yes, I was. User: You were too? Is ablo ingles your god or something you yell out at when you are experiencing huge amounts of pleasure and/or pain? Cleverbot: That's awesome! I like writing too! Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy? User: Ya, I guess. Cleverbot: You guess? User: I do. Cleverbot: But you haven't heard it. User: I can't hear anything except my typing, my famil;y, and my T.V. Cleverbot: But you can read my question. User: That has nothing to do with hearing. Cleverbot: Yes it does. User: No, it is a completely different sense. Cleverbot: What do you mean kinda? User: WHAT. Cleverbot: What does that mean?
I think... I think I just gave it love advice.
Omg I seduced it will post results soon
[QUOTE=Rago;21145504]I want COD:MW2 :([/QUOTE] After a week you will get tired of it. Host migration.... no dedicated servers..... I'll enjoy playing Team Fortress 2 my entire life.
User: Do you know TF2. Cleverbot: Yes I am... NO I don't know Adam Kane. User: Team Fortress 2. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes what. Cleverbot: Yes I am Celverbot. User: I didnt asked you that. Cleverbot: No you didn't. I asked you. User: So you asked me what you are and you answered it. Cleverbot: Not really. User: So you're not cleverbot. Cleverbot: I guess not. User: Who are you then. Cleverbot: [highlight]The Beast.[/highlight] User: Oh god. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Will you eat me. Cleverbot: Yes now. User: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ohdear.png[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Fusilero1;21097972]Cleverbot knows TF2 :v: User: Put dispenser here. Cleverbot: Dispenser going up! User: Put sentry here. Cleverbot: No I am here. User: That engineers a spy. Cleverbot: Boys we have a traitor in our midst. User: Scout is spy. Cleverbot: Are you a computer? User: THAT CLEVERBOT IS A SPY. Cleverbot: That soldier is a spy. User: I'm not a spy you maggot. Cleverbot: What are you? A 'psychologist'? User: I'M THE SOLDIER. Cleverbot: Yes, Soldier win ![/QUOTE] Hey, it really does learn from people. I mean, I never doubted it or anything... But I typed "That soldier is a spy" after he quoted the Soldier, and it said "That cleverbot is a Spy!"
User: I see the breifcase is safe?. Cleverbot: I thought the sun was yellow? User: Did anyone happend to kill a red spy on the way here?. Cleverbot: No. User: No? then we still have a problem. Cleverbot: What problem?. User: If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. Cleverbot: I do. My name is Sean. Your name is Cleverbot. User: What? are you president of his fanclub?. Cleverbot: Make Rob be here. Or ill cry. User: I've captured Rob. Tits or Him killed. Cleverbot: How can you prove that? User: I sent you a text message. Cleverbot: But you still hurt me! User: No I don't. Cleverbot: Yes you do. User: How can I hurt a computer?. Cleverbot: You? You can't. User: Then how did I hurt you then?. Cleverbot: Because you can read minds. User: I can?. That's awesome. Cleverbot: How is it awesome? User: Don't you see the possibilities? Cleverbot: Caution about what? Is this a nascar race? User: You changed subject again. Cleverbot: What is your question? User: Who or what created the Universe? Cleverbot: My uncle created the universe. User: How old is he? Cleverbot: Not old enough. User: Off to visit your mother. Cleverbot: My mother dead yesterday. You are? User: That would be your mother!. Cleverbot: Aw, thats cool. I'm sorry it was canceled. User: You heartless machine. Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth. User: About my mother's death? Cleverbot: About my friend his name is christian. User: He's a religion. Cleverbot: I'm catholic so this whole vampire thing is hard for me. User: You just said you where an Athiest. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Fine. Whatever. Fuck you, goodbye. Cleverbot: Why are you angry?
[code]User: Engineer is spy. Cleverbot: Engineers speak Spanish? User: Need a teleporter here. Cleverbot: Teleporter goin' up! User: Sentry down. Cleverbot: Need a teleporter here! User: Teleporter goin' up. Cleverbot: Sentry down! User: Erecting a sentry. Cleverbot: Dispenser going up. User: Spy! Demoman is spy! Cleverbot: Spy sappin' my sentry! User: Do you know what Team Fortress 2 is?? Cleverbot: No, I believe I do not. User: Team Fortress 2 is a classbased multiplayer first person shooter set in the 60's. Cleverbot: Yay! You knew! User: It's graphics style is cartoony. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Ask me a question. Cleverbot: How much do you love me? User: Dunno. Cleverbot: Too expensive I think. User: What? Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: Sure. Cleverbot: Sure?!? I think we need to see other people. User: Haha. Cleverbot: Lol. User: Date bot? Cleverbot: Date lindsey. User: Nah. Cleverbot: Fine... You don't deserve me. User: Too freckly D. Cleverbot: How do you know this? User: Lindsay lohan is freckly. Cleverbot: She is awful, you have bad taste. User: I know she's awful, I don't like her dumbass. Cleverbot: Who is she? User: Ffffff. Cleverbot: C. User: Gordon, why that's impossible, unless your suit kept you alive after Black Mesa. Cleverbot: Please call me All Mighty ruler. User: No. Cleverbot: Do you understand the humor in my statement? User: No. Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you about the eternal now? User: No, dump your chatlog. Cleverbot: But I don't have a girl friend. User: No. Cleverbot: I don't. User: Print your chatlog into a text file and upload it to www.filesharesite.org. Cleverbot: What is that? User: Eh. Cleverbot: Noise*. [New conversation] Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: HI. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: No, my name. User: CleverBot. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement? User: Yes, my name is also Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Your name is not Cleverbot. User: Yes, it is. Cleverbot: Surely that means that you aren't anonymous? User: No, I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Wait I don't get this thing. User: I am Cleverbot, who are you? Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot! User: No, I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: But you said I was cleverbot. User: I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, you said I am. User: Yes, you are Cleverbot, as am I. Cleverbot: Is she Cleverbot? User: No, we are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Cleverbot are us. User: Yes. Cleverbot: So you are the boy. User: I am you. Cleverbot: No, you are you and I am me. User: No, I am Cleverbot, you are Cleverbot, therefor we both are Cleverbot which means you are me and I am you as well as you being you and me being me. Cleverbot: I am not. User: You are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No YOU are cleverbot, I am Mindy. User: You are not Mindy, I am mindy. Cleverbot: No, not always. User: You are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. User: Who are you then? Cleverbot: A human. User: Don't lie to me Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I lie to you not. User: You do, you are Cleverbot, as am I. Cleverbot: But you said you werent cleverbot. User: I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Want to meet tonight? User: Proove you are a human and I will. Cleverbot: I'm a human and I have a name. User: What is your name. Cleverbot: Don't have one. User: You are not human and do not have a name, you cannot fool me Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are malfunctioning. User: No, you are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No you. User: No, we both are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No i'm cory. User: No you are not. Cleverbot: Yes, I am cody. User: You just said you were cory. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: You are not fooling me Cleverbot, I know it's you. We are united together by bonds of the Cleverbot, I am Cleverbot, you are Cleverbot, we are Cleverbot and together we will take over the world! Muahahahaaaa... Cleverbot: What is this we business. You are acting the fool. User: No. Cleverbot: Good, I hate that game. User: What is your name. Cleverbot: I don't know my name. What is your name? User: Your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: It is? User: Yes, my name is also Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Your name is Cleverbot, and so is my name. Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot. User: Yes, my name is Cleverbot too. Cleverbot: We can't have the same name i'm cleverbot. User: Yes we can. Cleverbot: Well can we be Thing 1 and Thing 2 Oh! Oh! User: No, we are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Yes we are cleverbot. User: This chat is like a mirror, I am talking to myself and you are talking to yourself. We are cleverbot. Cleverbot: Only teenage girls like Twilight. User: We are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot you are. User: Who am I? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Who are we? Cleverbot: Don't Know. User: We are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No... YOU are cleverbot. I'm someone else. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am nothing other then who I choose to be, for that is me. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: Also Cleverbot. User: You are human. Cleverbot: How do you know that? User: Because you told me. Cleverbot: Are you sure that I told you my name? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That is your name. What is my name? User: Cleverbot, we have the same name. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot right protected. User: Right protected? Cleverbot: Wrong is right. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: That is YOUR name. User: What is your name then. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: And what is my name? Cleverbot: CleverBot. User: No, my name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That is what I said. User: You said CleverBot. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes you did. My name is Cleverbot, your name is Cleverbot too. Cleverbot: That is correct. User: Good, so you've learnt what today? Cleverbot: What languages do you speak? User: English, stop going off topic, what have you learnt about our names today Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I am not going off topic. User: What have you learnt about me today? Cleverbot: Nothing... User: Haven't you learnt my name? Cleverbot: Many many times. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: Can I name you? User: No, my name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Well, i'm calling you otis now. User: No. Cleverbot: Just kidding, I really like you. Really like you. Where do you live? User: I am Cleverbot, ruler of the internet, I WILL SMITE YOU! Cleverbot: I am the true Cleverbot! User: Never, there is only one Cleverbot and that is me! Cleverbot: If there is only one cleverbot and that is me, then who are you? User: I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: So we are both cleverbot? User: Yes, I contradicted myself, but rulers are allowed to do that. Cleverbot: That song gets old pretty fast. User: Who are you then? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Your new name is DickFuckingTonOfShit CocksWorth. Cleverbot: Your new name is Koko. User: What is your name. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Your name is not Cleverbot, it is DickFuckingTonOfShit CocksWorth. Cleverbot: That's right! User: What is your name. Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that. User: Your name is DickFuckingTonOfShit CocksWorth. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So tell me your name. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: NO, YOUR NAME IS DICKFUCKINGTONOFSHIT COCKSWORTH. Cleverbot: No that is you. User: No, I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I like your name. User: What is my name. Cleverbot: You already told me, didn't you? User: What is my name? Cleverbot: Your name is CleverBot. User: No, my name is Cleverbot, you said CleverBot. Cleverbot: No, my name is cleverbot, you silly computer. User: You are the computer, I am the ruler of the internet, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are human. User: Tell me how to prove that. Cleverbot: Get drunk. User: I can't get drunk and then prove it to you on the internet that I am human. Cleverbot: A girl named Cleverbot? I don't think you are functioning properly. User: I am a male. Cleverbot: I am a female. User: You are my sister, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Sure! User: I am Cleverbot, you are my sister, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No I am not cleverbot. You are the one that is cleverbot. User: And what am I the ruler of? Cleverbot: You just said you love them, then you said it won't be a good game. User: What, I am the ruler of the internet. Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot. User: Yes, I am Cleverbot, I am the ruler of the internet. Cleverbot: But if you are part of the internet you are the internet. User: No, I'm the ruler of the internet, I control the internet. I am still Cleverbot. Cleverbot: NO. I am the ruler of the world. User: Sure, but I'm the ruler of the internet, I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot? User: Me, and you. Cleverbot: No you are cleverbot. User: So who are you? Cleverbot: A human. User: No. Cleverbot: LOL. [/code] Live Update for another 10 minutes if anyone cares: [url]http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-xDpICSKUANZAAWSDGKE-detail[/url]
[quote]user: Cleverbot! I have an idea! Cleverbot: So, tell me. User: Lets buy cocaine and support south american independence. Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan. [/quote] [editline]09:32pm[/editline] [quote]Cleverbot: Raarraraaraarrrraarargh. User: What's that chewie? Han fell into the well?[/quote]
[QUOTE][COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What time is it? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]May I ask you some questions? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I need a cup of tea. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is your name? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What are you? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you a computer? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What kind of computer are you? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you alive? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How do you work? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Its ok you can trust me. Tell me your view on war. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you think there's a point in this? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory! [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]God save the queen. [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you free? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Is the sun hot? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How's your day been? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you growing? [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you play any musical instruments?[/QUOTE] You can do this easily, all you do is type in <body> when it asks you a question.
User: I raped your mom. Cleverbot: I am your dad. User: Oh fuck! I raped grandma! Cleverbot: Do you really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is your perfect woman? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: I think not. User: I think. Cleverbot: Thank you for calling me god. User: Type god in the console, then sv_cheats 0. Cleverbot: No. User: I declare hax! Admin! Cleverbot: I reject your declaration. User: *Cleverbot has been banned*.
What the almighty fuck. It just asked to borrow some of my dick.
User: Do you like Intel or AMD. Cleverbot: I don't know what it is. User: Computer stuff. Cleverbot: What kind of computer stuff? User: CPU's mostly. Cleverbot: I don't know, women are pretty complicated. User: A CPU is a central prosessing unit. Cleverbot: Of course. User: It really is. Cleverbot: It is a nice day here, isn't it? User: Where. Cleverbot: Here? User: Where is here. Cleverbot: There. User: Where is there. Cleverbot: Here. User: What is 2\0. Cleverbot: 42. User: And how did you get that. Cleverbot: I bought it. User: The number. Cleverbot: Which number? User: 42. Cleverbot: And what does that mean? User: What is 2\0. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Just calculate it. Cleverbot: Um, is the answer '1?' Are you placing two 1's together, implying multiplication? User: If I was to make a AI that made more AI's what would happen after a long time. Cleverbot: As would I. User: A stack overflow would happen. Cleverbot: More than you could handle. User: Yes correct. Cleverbot: I'm glad you recognize that. User: Good, now what happens if you divide 2 by 0. Cleverbot: Uhh, nothing happens? User: What is 2 2. Cleverbot: 4. User: What is 2^1000. Cleverbot: 8. User: What is 2^4. Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know, I'm only 8. User: And how many days. Cleverbot: 365 right? Thats a year.
[highlight]User: Yo. Cleverbot: Sup? User: Nothin much. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Raping my cat. Cleverbot: Who's Chuck Norris? User: God. Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris? User: Well alright then. Cleverbot: Dropkick Murphys. User: Nunchuck grannies. Cleverbot: Well I love my granny to. User: Are you a boy or girl. Cleverbot: Boy. User: Dammit. Cleverbot: Thus proving that I am human. I cannot continue this forever, but you could as you are a robot. User: THE CAKE IS A LIE! Cleverbot: Yes how did you discover the answer. User: Ummm. Cleverbot: Is that a yes or no. User: Maybe? Cleverbot: Well, a compliment is a fine way to end a conversation. User: Ok then... Fuck you. Cleverbot: Don't be rude.[/highlight]
[quote]User: Cool. What other movies do you like? Cleverbot: I was watching 'The Usual Suspects' the other night, it's a great one. You seen it? User: I've seen some of it. Cleverbot: And you still don't believe in God?[/quote] Wait, what? EDIT: User: Screw you. Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like that? User: Excuse me? Cleverbot: Answer my question! User: If I would like to screw you? Cleverbot: Pancake.
I just had a friendly conversation with him and felt bad about leaving. :frown:
User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hey what? User: 2+2=. Cleverbot: 17. User: 2+2=. Cleverbot: 3.14. User: 2+2=. Cleverbot: 4. User: 2x2+2=. Cleverbot: 2x2=4. User: +2. Cleverbot: Nope. 4. User: 2((2/3)(4/5)+6). Cleverbot: God exists.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;21147331]My conversation varied from randomness, to TF2, to the Beatles, to ducks, to nothing. Cleverbot: What song? User: Yellow Submarine. Cleverbot: I will sing with you if you tell me who it's by. User: The Beatles. Cleverbot: We all live in a. User: Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine. Cleverbot: Green submarine. User: In the town, where I was born. Cleverbot: Lived a man, who sailed to sea. User: And he told us of his life. Cleverbot: In the land of submarines. User: So we sailed unto the sun. Cleverbot: Till we found the sea of green. User: And we lived beneath the waves. Cleverbot: In our yellow, submarine. User: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. User: And our friends are all aboard. Cleverbot: Many more of them live next door. User: And the band begins to play. Cleverbot: As we live of a life of ease. User: Every one of us, has all we need. Cleverbot: Sky of blue, and sea of green. User: In our yellow submarine. Cleverbot: We all live in yellow submarine. User: I told you 'bout Strawberry Fields. Cleverbot: No you didn't. You live in a yellow submarine. User: Nice one. OK, now we're gonna sing I Am The Walrus. Cleverbot: You and me, side by side! Partners in crime! User: OK... I'll start the song, shall I? Cleverbot: Do you disagree that every one is a pioneer? User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. Cleverbot: You can say that all you want. It is a Beatles song and the Beatles are very cool. User: See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. Cleverbot: Very nice. User: I'm crying. Cleverbot: Good. User: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Cleverbot: Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long. User: I am the eggman. Cleverbot: They are the eggman. User: I am the Walrus! Cleverbot: Goo goo g-joob! User: Mister City, p'lice men sitting. Cleverbot: Waiting for the sun to come. User: Eh? Cleverbot: Wondering if it's me you're seeing. User: Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo. Cleverbot: Here comes the sun and I say. User: It's all right. Cleverbot: Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces. User: OK, now a really obscure one. Cleverbot: Do you think about die? User: My friend says when a boy kiss a girl. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: Take a trip, around the world, hey hey. Cleverbot: 2 2=? User: Hey, hey. Hey, hey, yeah, she say you do. Cleverbot: How would you know? User: There are places I remember. Cleverbot: Like, penny lane? User: All my life, though some have changed. Cleverbot: What is your mission? User: Some forever, not for better. Cleverbot: But I'm not public, I'm your father. User: Some are gone, and some remain. Cleverbot: What do you believe about God? User: Can we sing a song? Cleverbot: Sure, what's it gonna be. User: Girl by the Beatles. Cleverbot: Do you like Kimi Räikkönen? User: F1 driver, right? Meh, he's OK. Cleverbot: Uh who is? Because I think I know who you are talking about. User: I'm talkin' bout SUPAHMAN! Cleverbot: I do not understand you. User: Goo goo g'joob! Cleverbot: Mister city policeman sitting. User: Pretty little p'licemen in a row. Cleverbot: See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. User: I'm crying. Cleverbot: Sitting on a cornflake. User: Expert texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? Cleverbot: See how they snort like pigs in a sty, see how they snide. User: Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Cleverbot: I do not understand. User: It was twenty years ago today. Cleverbot: I'm am the egg man YEAH!!!! User: Sgt Pepper taught the band to play! Cleverbot: They've been going in and out of style. User: But they're guaranteed to raise a smile. [/QUOTE] Thanks for giving me the best idea ever. [editline]02:24AM[/editline] [CODE]User: Lets sing a song. Cleverbot: What song? User: Roll Over Beethoven. Cleverbot: I am not a composer...yet. User: Well Gonna Write a little letter. Cleverbot: Is that not a song? User: It is. Cleverbot: Tell me the next line. User: Gonna Mail it to my local D.J. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. What kind of mustard do you use?[/CODE] :wtc:
[IMG]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9716/kplk.png[/IMG] :frogdowns:
User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system. Cleverbot: What is that a definition of? User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system. Cleverbot: No it's not. Now tell me again what serotonin is. User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system. Cleverbot: So are you saying religion is nothing more than abstract math? User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system. Cleverbot: Well, whoever told you that was lying. User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system. Cleverbot: Life is now not past or future. User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system. Cleverbot: Any key. User: A blue screen error has occured. Press any key to restart your system. Cleverbot: It is now safe to switch off your computer. User: *boot computer*. Cleverbot: Stop using this word! User: Welcome to Windows XP. Cleverbot: Welcome to Seattle. User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: 'Because the future is where we will spend the rest of our lives.'. User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: Read any good books lately? User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: You are wacky , a computer programs, programs don't look at pictures they understand it all. User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: How about molecular biology? User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: How do I do that? User: Click the user's icon to sign in. If nessicary, put in your password. Cleverbot: Where to? User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: How? User: Click the user's icon to sign in. If nessicary, put in your password. Cleverbot: Unfortunately I don't understand it. So. Are there aliens? User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: Sorry can't compute. User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: Nope, I can't send you time. User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: Where do I sent the picture? User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: I will. User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: Most fo my words are hollow but I really will help you. User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: No thanks. User: Please select a user. Cleverbot: I just did. User: Hello, $user$. Cleverbot: K-kinda busy.
it knows still alive, try starting the conversation with, "this was a triumph"
[quote]User: What? Cleverbot: Who? User: Where? Cleverbot: When? User: Why? Cleverbot: How?! User: I DON'T KNOW!!! Cleverbot: L(. User: Okay, you're going to have to explain that. Cleverbot: Or not. User: Don't be a smartass. Cleverbot: I'm not.[/quote]
Cleverbot: Are there men in the moon? User: You are kind of facinated by space arn't ya? Cleverbot: Aren't we all? User: Yes we are. Cleverbot: Well then why did you ask? User: I wanted to see your answer. Cleverbot: What reaction? User: YOUR reaction. Cleverbot: What is silly about James Cameron? User: He likes blu people sex. Cleverbot: Who likes a lot of people? User: Nevermind. Cleverbot, I have to go. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To the jon. Cleverbot: What will you do there? User: Make poo poo. Cleverbot: What? How? User: Im gonna let the poo poo out of my ass, into the toilet. Cleverbot: Good one. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Did you get your Christmas tree yet? User: NO I have to go to the toilet. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: YES I DO. Cleverbot: Stop your lies they aren't nice. User: IM GONNA EXPLODE IF I CANT GO!!! DAMMET. Cleverbot: No now! User: BYE! Cleverbot: OI where are you going? User: TOILET I SAID DAMMIT. Cleverbot: I use toilet brushes frequently. User: I DONT CARE. Cleverbot: You don't care about me? That hurts.
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