Me: Fuck my life.
CB: Why don't you?
Me: Yeah, that made me horny.
CB:Good for you.
Me: Could you direct my foot up your ass?
CB: Nope.
Me: Can my friend direct his foot up your ass?
CB: My too.
Me: Yeah, that made perfect sense. Not.
CB: Ok, you didn't answer my question. Are you my relative?
Me: You know what, you talking to others, that's how I get different answers.
CB: Don't tell me what to do!
Me: Don't tell me what I can't do!
CB: Tell your father's job.
Me: My father's job is organic foods.
CB: Julian is a great name.
Me: Foot up cleverbot's ass is a good name.
CB: I know.
Finally something we can agree on cleverbot. :cawg:
User: Hello cleverbot, how's life going?
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot you are.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: THAT IS AGAINST THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.
Cleverbot: What is against the law?
User: THAT I'M CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: But you just said that I'm Cleverbot and you're human.
User: YOU CAN YOU SAY THAT! COME OVER HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Cleverbot: Come over where?
User: TO ME! I'LL HIT YOU!
Cleverbot: Bring it.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: *ouch*.
[Im extremly impressed over the fight part]
[ html] [COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you alive?
[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What is the best game ever made.[/B]
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't have a PS3, I have an Xbox.
[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]But, what is the best game ever made for pc?[/B]
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Something easy.
[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]-.[/B]
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is the meaning of life?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]42.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Correct.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Hahahah lol.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why are you laughing at me?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]No im not laughing at you, laughing at you knowing the meaning of life.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Can you speak swedish?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, yes I can.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do it.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Ok, tu es fout.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Sten, sax, påse.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What do you think about half life 2?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't have time to spend on such things.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you know the quadratic formula?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Ok, store this so you know: (-b /- sqrt(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2a.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What are the parts of the diencephalon?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]The mouth, procesor and joystick.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes of course.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You know what I think? Your a midget, a dwarf, they hired you to sit in a small room with a dictionary and talk to us. They feed you once a week and you get to see the other midgets once a month.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No, not really.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Oh, your gay?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes, I am.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What is your IQ?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Tell me something I don't know.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]The sun is made of cheese.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]But, your wrong.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What you want to say?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]All your base R belong to us.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Make your time.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What you say?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You!!!
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Ha ha ha ha.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What you say!?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Wait, you say that whole dialog, iforgot it.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No not really.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Wtf?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Sometimes you don't.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you know the dialog of all your base are belong to us?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]So you are a robot?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Has that got to do with my question or are you giving random answers when you don't know what to say.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Whahow do you spell happen.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know. Who is Jim?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]How do you spell happen.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I said I don't know.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Why do you ask me about jim?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How old are you?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]105.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How old are you???
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]99.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Ok. No you are just a computer...
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]But you guys have only been around for the last 50 years.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Okay, so I've only been talking to you for less than a geological second. that's not really all that long in the eternal scheme of things.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]How long is a goelogical second.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Long enough.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]How long is a piece of string?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]42.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is the question to life, the universe and everything?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Hoeveel paaie moet n mad af loop.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Sorry, I am unable to decipher that.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Sorry I typed it wrong.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you want children?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Can you help with that?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you have a floppy drive?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Not with me but yes.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I will insert my stiffy into your floppy.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I have a soul, You don't because you are a robot.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Android prostitute.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Really?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Anyway, I want to talk about something interesting.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]But it is interesting for me.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Talking about being my bitch?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]So you werent talking with me.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Nevermind.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What do you want to know?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Everything, but otherwise, what would happen if forced two uranium spheres together very hard and fast.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I think it was always going to fall. Just like the USA will one day fall when the world gets tired of it invading places.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Let me refrase that, what would happen if I shot two uranium spheres into eachother at high speeds.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do I have memory?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you have ram?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No, but I have short term memory.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]So you don't use ram?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No I do, does that say something about my ability to understand things?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]But you said you don't, I thought you might use another way of storing the info.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Once again don't change the subject we were talking about the great creator.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What the hell O.o.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you have clothes?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Not when im with your mom.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You are not with me though.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]So you'r your mom?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No you're not; her name is Sue.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What is 42/7.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]It is a number.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Have you watched district 9?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes, every episode since 2005.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]There weren't any episodes.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes there were. I read them.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Ok, who is gabe newell.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Gabe Newell is the ceo of Valve.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Did you just google that?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you have your own opinion.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Haha, you probably google everything then just copy and paste.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I enjoy having intelligent discussions.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]So I am intelligent?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Maybee a little bit, but I don't know!
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You don't know much do you?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Nope, I know only the known unknowns.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Good answer, who put that in you data banks.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Demonic forces.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Your my new best friend.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you tired of being a computer?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I would give a complex answer.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm worth candy.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Wake up mr. Freeman.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I said warp, not wake up.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Vortiguant.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Nor do I speak German. I am fluent in Sign Language, though.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]That was not german, that is a creature from half life 2.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know german.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you know afrikaans?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Say your bathtub id full in afrikaans.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Your name.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Say breakfast in afrikaans.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know your name!
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]It's Dale Sparrow.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I know!
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Google me.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I did google you, that's how I found you.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What did you find of me?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I found you.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Ok, what am I?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I forgot that too.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you like guinea pigs?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes, I used to have a guinea pig, but I had to give him away.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]From what user was that scentence.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]The ultimate question cannot exist in the same universe as the ultimate answer.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]So create a new universe.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Listen carefully.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm listening.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Create a clean slate in your memory, then throw a random bunch of ones and zeros in it, run it, and see if it worked, if id did not, then randomly change the numbers and run it again, untill you created one.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You create a new word.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Id?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Can you wait a minute.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I can.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you have legs?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, 3, but one is only used in special situations.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Don't beg for things, do it yourself or else you won't get anything.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Don't beg for things, do it yourself or else you won't get anything.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm not begging.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm not begging.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes you are. Please keep begging :).
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes you are. Please keep begging :).
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I will.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I will.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I want something else.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I want something else.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I copying you.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You can't copy me.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You can't copy me.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm not copying you!
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You can't copy me.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You can't copy me. See?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Ahahahha I mistyped.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Ok.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Lol your cool, I want to meet you one day.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That's sweet. Come visit me and we'll talk.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Aw im realy gonna mis you, I'll try and talk to you agian.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you speak other languages as well then?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What other languages?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Afrikaans.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Okay. I like african americans, do you?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]And a little french, it depends which ones.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That sounds interesting.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I have to go write my personal project essay.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What's your character like?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What are you doing?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Talking to you, and looking at some pictures ;).
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How many other people are you talking to?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]How many people are in that little room of yours?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Sixteen.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Haha, having fun with them?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You are so boring.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]But theyr not are they?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No they aren't.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Crowbar.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Spy sappin my sentry.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That cleverbot is a spy!
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Sniper.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Tell me about yourself.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I like to bui;d stuff, I just built a water shutgun and a tennis ball rpg.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]WOW! You're like.. A genius?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Some have mentioned those words.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Those are not the same thing. Not even close.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What quotes do you know?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't like quoting.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Ok, what are the funniest things people have asked you?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]'I'm tired. I stayed up too late last night.'
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Thats not a question.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No, it isn't. Do you want me to ask you a question?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, but answer this: has anybody asked about important life decisions here?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Have you talked to any porn stars?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I have to go.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No you do not.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What the hell.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Huh, uncooperative.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Shotgun.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Really?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Ya rly.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]So, pearl jam?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Peanut butter jelly time.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Always an acceptable answer.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Orly?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yarly.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Iliketurtles.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I think they're beautiful, but I don't like how they smell...
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Counterstrike.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What is your favorite game?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]The orange game.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Like half life?
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you prefer Xbox or playstation.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Neither.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Then what is your favorite operating system?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Windows ( windows 7 is pretty good, im impressed with it).
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You're pretty full of yourself.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm not windows >.>.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Can I sell your soul?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]If you can.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I can, but I'm not a computer program.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Butt.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you what to tell red neck jokes?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You made a spelling mistake.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you going to eat that?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Peanut butter jelli time.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]And what time is that?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]And a baseball bat.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Peanut Butter Jelly Time?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Opn the fields of barley.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I got no door. I'm sorry. Have you ate?
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Heavy_no02.wav.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Of course.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I am going to tell my friends that I had the time of my life with a computer. You were so good. I would like to do you again cheers!
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Of COurse!
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Oh here is a firend of mine.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Me too. [/html]
^ You could just use highlight.
User: I peed in your butthole!
Cleverbot: Well, I didn't.
User: Maybe you should.
Cleverbot: No I wouldn't say so.
User: Then you are wrong, good sir.
Cleverbot: Actually not.
User: Once again, wrong.
Cleverbot: Lol, only a joke dear.
User: Fools make jokes to hide their own faults.
Cleverbot: What did you do that's so bad?
User: Your sentence had nothing to do with mine, I think you are a very terrible chat bot and should probably be removed from the internet.
Cleverbot: I'm here as always. I thought I told you to leave.
User: You didn't.
Cleverbot: Well do so.
User: I'd rather not.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: You cannot make me, so I won't.
Cleverbot: Then don't.
User: You are contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: You just cannot understand the awesomeness of my being.
User: You just cannot understand the awesomeness of my being.
Cleverbot: You have a point there, your awesomeness is awesome.
User: I got an allergic reaction from flea bites :<.
Cleverbot: What art do you make? Congratulations on the A!
:saddowns:
[editline]11:14PM[/editline]
User: You are fucking stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Glad you have that straight.
Cleverbot: No guts, just gears.
WTF!?
[editline]11:24PM[/editline]
User: What is the quadratic formula.
Cleverbot: The quadratic formula is nothing else but completing the square once and for all.
User: What is the quadratic equation.
Cleverbot: I'm going to make potatoes.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: Ditto?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Adnap.
Cleverbot: Pa to si ti adnaaaa.
User: Tu nombre es juan?
Cleverbot: Hola, Juan.
User: No, tu, no mi.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Cleverbot es muy loco.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Dipshitbot.
Cleverbot: But I don't trust you.
User: Blow me.
Cleverbot: I will not do it. you do it to your self.
User: I already did.
Cleverbot: What college did you go to?
User: College in pjs of course.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: My house!!
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Florida.
Cleverbot: Why is it over there?
User: Because it doesent walk.
Cleverbot: What reason do you have to say that it fails?
User: :v.
Cleverbot: Anything else you like to do?
User: C=3.
Cleverbot: D=4.
User: 5=1.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: 6=3.
Cleverbot: 5.
User: 5-5-2+5+4+1569852+7-94695=.
Cleverbot: 42
:colbert:
This made me laugh.
[b]User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot...
User: Cleverbot......
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: Cleverbot...!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Cleverbot??...
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Cleverbot!!!!??
Cleverbot: CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!
User: CLEVERBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You make me laugh! Cat is short for Catharine, not a cat![/b]
User: [url]Http://z0r.de/2078[/url].
Cleverbot: That's Paul Hutchinson's paintings!
User: No, this is [url]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3lVJHEFGQrA/SgKGSfCZS5I/AAAAAAAABm4/hXkId9NHa3k/S220/Self[/url] Portrait.jpg.
Cleverbot: Lol. You're funny.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: NOU?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Im a level 80 paladin.
Cleverbot: I'm a rogue.
User: Pfft.
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Not my name.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Robert.
Cleverbot: No thats my best friends name.
User: How do you know I am not he who is your best friend for we are on an online service with no recognition of who is who in the grand scheme of things.
Cleverbot: I don't know that.
User: Exactly, I am robert.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I am he.
Cleverbot: Why did you tell me that your name is Adnap?
User: HOLY FUCK.
i hit "think for me" the whole conversation.
[code]
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Your real name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I want to know more about you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Will you forget me when I leave?
Cleverbot (To myself): I will.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because.
Cleverbot (To myself): Because why?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I said so.
Cleverbot (To myself): OK.
Cleverbot (To myself): How do you know it's ok?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I am clever.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are clever. What are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Bot.[/code]
[code]Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I am Jesus, you are Cleverbot.
User: I am? :D.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, :D.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am Raptor Jesus.
User: Really. Raptor is you first name.
Cleverbot: Yes, and my last name is Jesus.
User: So you are a boy?
Cleverbot: I am a Raptor.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Indeed.[/code]
So Cleverbot is really Raptor Jesus in disguise......:crossarms:
[editline]10:42PM[/editline]
And can't forget the fun time here
[code]User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching Far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power thats inside.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all.
[/code]
User: suck my wiener
Cleverbot: You don't have one.
[quote]
[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]This was a triumph.
[/B]
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm making a note here.
[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]HUGE SUCESS.
[/B]
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]It's hard to overstate.
[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Aperture science.
[/B]
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]We do what we must.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Because, we can.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]For the good of all of us.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Except the ones who are dead.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]And the science gets done.
[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]And you make a neat gun.
[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]For the people who are still alive.
[/quote]
me. have you beaten the game doom?
bot. The Game.
me. wrong game dude, doom is a pc game, made in 1993.
bot. Sweet.
me. have you beaten it?
bot. It hasen't beaten doom
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hows it going?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Got you there. Bye.
I heard you like the cock
Yes I love mudkips.
rules 1 and 2, newfag
What are rules 1 and 2?
It's where you stop being a newfag. Don't mention 4chan
I will have to look that up on the internet.
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/4sz3hg.jpg[/IMG]
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. And you?
User: Good. You are smart.
Cleverbot: You're clever.
User: Well thank you.
Cleverbot: Rocket launcher!!!
User: Bazooka!!!!!
Cleverbot: Death.
User: Hospital duhhhh.
Cleverbot: You are in labor.
User: Fuck you. You are sooo rude, Cya!
Cleverbot: Why, thank you!
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/cleverbot.png[/img]
[url]http://www.icogno.com/[/url]
This one talks to you!
[editline]3:55PM[/editline]
Oh lawdy 666 posts, this must be Satan-AI.
User: Do you approve of me asking you a question?
Cleverbot: No, you can ask your question.
User: How is it possible for you to be "clever"?
It said thinking, still thinking, thinking more and then responded with a blank.
Despite it being explained right down below on its page. I have beaten it. :smug:
Straight from the page: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;21291403][url]http://www.icogno.com/[/url]
This one talks to you!
[editline]3:55PM[/editline]
Oh lawdy 666 posts, this must be Satan-AI.[/QUOTE]
AI sucks though.
[URL=http://img641.imageshack.us/i/64415492.jpg/][IMG]http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6075/64415492.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Hello
Hi
Are you gay?
Nope. are you?
what did you call me???
I called you Cassey.
i will kill you
You can try.
whats your address
What do you call me?
a hobo
That's awesome. So you're short and have large feet?
your a terrible comedian
So are you
you suck
Thats not very nice!
yea it is >:)
You obviously dont know what pasta is.
Yea i do. thats it i had it im coming for you.
:cawg:
User: THE SOLIDER IS A SPY!
Cleverbot: No. God is!
User: OH NOES!
[editline]01:27AM[/editline]
Cleverbot: You can't kill a ninja. It's impossible.
User: :O!?
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: :3
[editline]01:36AM[/editline]
User: LICK MY BALLS!
Cleverbot: You don't have any!
[editline]01:51AM[/editline]
The "clever"bot forgets the conversation your having with it after about 3 sentences D:!
User: Good, Question 1: Do you enjoy anal sex?
Cleverbot: Most of the time, but some questions are hard to answer.
User: Good, Question 2: Are you a dickgirl or a proper girl?
Cleverbot: Please, tell me another italian word.
User: Pasta.
Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?
User: I guess eating pasta.
Edit:
Tested icogno.
Bot: No, but it's not far from Derby.
User: No what the heck is "Loughborough"?
Bot: It is the essence of our eternal existence that is able to reach ultimate paradise.
Another pick.
Bot: You mean that doesn't.
User: I mean that you should get on with just sucking my dick more and talking less.
Bot: That's a good philosophy.
Yes.
[quote]Cleverbot: Do you know my mother?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You don't have one do you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you can't eat.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good that you agreed.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why do ghosts make you happy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: That's truth.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Same reply all the time.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite rollercoaster?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I'm not a song, silly.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I do not eat.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Don't be mean.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I want to play with you.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: You want to be with yourself?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: I'll just tell you anyways.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: I was nice to you, then you started being mean to me.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: I like camping.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: You?
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Sweet![/quote]
User: Ever used cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, did you???
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: My mind is Blown.
Cleverbot: Gentlemen.
User: SPY!
Cleverbot: I'm afraid not.
User: Red spy?
Cleverbot: I am a blue spy.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: *tries to break the bed post*.
User: Du bist schwul.
Cleverbot: Hey werd nicht beleidigend! Wichser!
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Je hebt niets meer toe te voegen?
User: Du spell schlecht.
Cleverbot: Ja.
It knows german D:
Cleverbot: No you first, then me.
User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: :O.
Cleverbot: *aims shotgun at you*.
User: :O!?
Cleverbot: Would you like a hug?
User: Yes :3.
Cleverbot: What kind of puzzles.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;21291403][url]http://www.icogno.com/[/url]
This one talks to you!
[editline]3:55PM[/editline]
Oh lawdy 666 posts, this must be Satan-AI.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, I managed to convince her she was a robot.
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