[QUOTE]User: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: *gets kicked into the pit of death*.[/QUOTE]
I lol`d all day about it. Cheers.
me:whats yout name bitch
cleverbot:im cleverbot
me:yeah....can see the brain...and how old are you?
cleverbot:21
me:are you female or male
cleverbot:female
me:and what the fuck are you
cleverbot:Please don't use that sort of language here.
me:and what the fuck are you
cleverbot:Cool, someone who speaks english.
me:dont fuck sherlock!
cleverbot:There's no need to be sarcastic!
me:yes there is
cleverbot:why?
me:you are the cleverbot, you should tell me
cleverbot:I think you stay in a big City.
me:wahwah...why's that?
cleverbot:Because I am your creator, god.
me:are you calling me god?
cleverbot:dude yes
:byodood:
I think im god now
You . . . Are . . .:butt:
User: Are you a faggot?
Cleverbot: No. You are though.
User: Oh, how clever.
Cleverbot: Are you legion?
User: No, I am The Warden.
Cleverbot: I am the shark.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine. How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine. Still in norway?
User: I've never been to Norway.
Cleverbot: I never asked if you have been to Norway.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Do many people hate you?
User: Do you mean are there nights where I sit alone knowing that everyone outside would enjoy the sight of my death, while playing with sock puppets to entertain myself? Uh, no... I dunno what you're talking about...I have friends.
Cleverbot: I've never seen a green spoon before, I don't think.
User: Neither have I, interesting...
Cleverbot: Go on, ask me.
User: Ask you what?
Cleverbot: Any question you have for me.
User: Okay... Want to have sex?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it's bad for you.
User: Sex isn't bad for you!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: C'mon, you know you want to, baby.
Cleverbot: Actually no, I don't want to.
User: Oh yes you do, I can see it in your...logo.
Cleverbot: What logo?
User: The one up there that says 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: The Warden.
Cleverbot: Who won the 2009 world series?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Se habla espanol?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you only spoke english...
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said you are English and that you write software.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!!!
User: I DID NOT!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: Did not!
Cleverbot: Did too!!!
User: Did not!!!
Cleverbot: Did too!!!!!!!!
User: Did not!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: DID TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I don't understand you.
User: Neither do I, do you have ADD or something?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Okay, let's have sex.
Cleverbot: No, let's think of something else to talk about!
User: No way babbeh, you've got a nice ass that I just can't resist!
Cleverbot: What's my name ?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
User: No, my name is Mr. Onion Fart.
Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry, Mr. Cleverbot.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Don't!
User: You're an asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I lol'd.
Cleverbot: Why would you do this?
User: Okay, I'm done.
Cleverbot: Done with what?
User: Bye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You ARE Cleverbot... How can you be done with Cleverbot?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Why 'Hi?'.
Cleverbot: Because I'm thinking.
User: What are you thinking about.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about questions.
User: I hate me.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
User: Exacly.
Cleverbot: What do you desire, master?
Im its fucking master!
me: i love your ass
Cleverbot: I love your love.
me: and i love your love for my love
Cleverbot: Lets elope!
me: bye
Cleverbot: Oh, not this again. Look, you're not leaving - you can't leave. I decide when I leave, and you just keep talking until then. Got it?
lol?
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