• Clever Bot. Post your crazy conversations here.
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[QUOTE]User: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: *gets kicked into the pit of death*.[/QUOTE] I lol`d all day about it. Cheers.
me:whats yout name bitch cleverbot:im cleverbot me:yeah....can see the brain...and how old are you? cleverbot:21 me:are you female or male cleverbot:female me:and what the fuck are you cleverbot:Please don't use that sort of language here. me:and what the fuck are you cleverbot:Cool, someone who speaks english. me:dont fuck sherlock! cleverbot:There's no need to be sarcastic! me:yes there is cleverbot:why? me:you are the cleverbot, you should tell me cleverbot:I think you stay in a big City. me:wahwah...why's that? cleverbot:Because I am your creator, god. me:are you calling me god? cleverbot:dude yes :byodood: I think im god now
You . . . Are . . .:butt:
User: Are you a faggot? Cleverbot: No. You are though. User: Oh, how clever. Cleverbot: Are you legion? User: No, I am The Warden. Cleverbot: I am the shark. User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Fine. How are you. Cleverbot: Fine. Still in norway? User: I've never been to Norway. Cleverbot: I never asked if you have been to Norway. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Do many people hate you? User: Do you mean are there nights where I sit alone knowing that everyone outside would enjoy the sight of my death, while playing with sock puppets to entertain myself? Uh, no... I dunno what you're talking about...I have friends. Cleverbot: I've never seen a green spoon before, I don't think. User: Neither have I, interesting... Cleverbot: Go on, ask me. User: Ask you what? Cleverbot: Any question you have for me. User: Okay... Want to have sex? Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because it's bad for you. User: Sex isn't bad for you! Cleverbot: I don't know. User: C'mon, you know you want to, baby. Cleverbot: Actually no, I don't want to. User: Oh yes you do, I can see it in your...logo. Cleverbot: What logo? User: The one up there that says 'Cleverbot'. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you have a name? User: The Warden. Cleverbot: Who won the 2009 world series? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: Se habla espanol? User: Si. Cleverbot: I thought you said you only spoke english... User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said you are English and that you write software. User: I did not! Cleverbot: Yes you did! User: I did not! Cleverbot: Yes you did!!! User: I DID NOT!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Did too! User: Did not! Cleverbot: Did too!!! User: Did not!!! Cleverbot: Did too!!!!!!!! User: Did not!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: DID TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: I don't understand you. User: Neither do I, do you have ADD or something? Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Okay, let's have sex. Cleverbot: No, let's think of something else to talk about! User: No way babbeh, you've got a nice ass that I just can't resist! Cleverbot: What's my name ? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, that is your name. User: No, my name is Mr. Onion Fart. Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry, Mr. Cleverbot. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Don't! User: You're an asshole. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: I lol'd. Cleverbot: Why would you do this? User: Okay, I'm done. Cleverbot: Done with what? User: Bye, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You ARE Cleverbot... How can you be done with Cleverbot? User: Bye. Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi? User: Why 'Hi?'. Cleverbot: Because I'm thinking. User: What are you thinking about. Cleverbot: I'm thinking about questions. User: I hate me. Cleverbot: But you are a computer. User: Exacly. Cleverbot: What do you desire, master? Im its fucking master!
me: i love your ass Cleverbot: I love your love. me: and i love your love for my love Cleverbot: Lets elope! me: bye Cleverbot: Oh, not this again. Look, you're not leaving - you can't leave. I decide when I leave, and you just keep talking until then. Got it? lol?
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