"All games except Team Fortress 2 to be destroyed."
Headline I want to see.
"All copies of Team Fortress 2 destroyed."
"Micheal Jackson's ghost spotted hunting down children"
"Micheal Jackson died by Swine Flu"
It's bound to happen with all the shit about him and swine flu in the news.
"Nuclear strikes kill 40 million and counting"
[QUOTE=Chichen;16050307]"PETA Wins Case and Makes Meat Illegal"[/QUOTE]
End that with "PETA Wins Case," and you got me. In all seriousness, I never ever want to see anything relating to nukes in the news. I don't want it to happen.
[b]President gives away free headset microphones to children to express their opinions[/b]
:smithicide:
gay marriage legalized everywhere
gdmt itll be a cold day in hell before i let fags get married.
Never ban gays from playing music.
David Bowie and Queen were amazing
p.s. im jk :)
"Copies of this newspaper linked to fatal brain cancer."
"Obama elected"
o wait
[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;16057407]"Copies of this newspaper linked to fatal brain cancer."[/QUOTE]
That one made me lol!
"Masterbation is more dangerous than anything ever!"
"Large Hurricane-like storm forming in Canada, heading for US"
Dave's closest friends killed in horrific accident.
That would make me cry.
"Internet server crashed"
"Diablo 3 development halted to new WoW expansion" FUUUUUUUUU...!!!!!
"Japan take over the world"
"Simple Plan concert next weekend"
[editline]04:10PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Shawnald;16050347]"Constant dumping of toxins into the pacific ocean have given sharks the ability to fly"[/QUOTE]
Fixed
[editline]04:15PM[/editline]
"Bruce Dickenson stabed till death by emo group"
"Mettalica disband"
I would rage
North Korea hails Jim Carrey as their new Beloved Leader.
"Internet 2- Released today!"
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;16049925]"The Internet is now under the control of all major entertainment companies"[/QUOTE]
Like that isn't happening already.
"watching bad animu now mandatory in american households"
"North Korea attacks world, everyone surrenders"
"rocket man considered a good poster"
[QUOTE=InsaneInThe;16062710]"rocket man considered a good poster"[/QUOTE]
Wtf man? you following me? :ninja:
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;16051258]"[B]Black man elected US President[/B]"[/QUOTE]
[highlight]This! :eng101:[/highlight]
"Facepunch user..."
Anything after that is going to be bad
"All major entertainment companies are now under the control of the Internet"
"Billy Mays' ghost spotted getting on the ball"
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