[b]"African Rabies reaches pandemic proportions, state of emergency declared in USA"[/b]
[QUOTE=naughtydog;16050821]Nooo!!!
Oh wait, I'm in Canada.[/QUOTE]
Americas hat :buddy:
"Obama survives swine flu"
"Fred Phelps elected US president" shortly followed by..
"Acts of homosexuality, atheism and patriotism now punishable by death" and..
"America launches second crusade"
"Michael Jackson comes back to life and makes another song about zombies"
Google complete the internet 'Take over'
Twilight Now Part Of The English Curriculum
:bang:
'John Lennon discovered to be a communist, all Beatles albums are banned.'
"Laser weapons to be outlawed"
Not teh lasers!!
Or anything with "Facepunch" in it will be disastrous.....
"Girl found dead, drowned in large pool of semen. Scientists have established that the semen is of no known species."
"US declares anime as entertainment."
[b]"Flying cars due for 2015 have been delayed!"[/b]
I've been waiting for these cars ever since i watched "Back to the Future: Part II"!!! :bang:
[QUOTE=Thomo;16063958][b]BNP win in UK elections..[/b][/QUOTE]
Ooh god no, don't even get me started on them.
Holy fuck, I would break down in tears if I saw some of these.
Unites States of Europe formed, first act of united parliament to be banning of blasphemy, perversity and doughnuts.
"(insert cool game company) bought out by EA"
"Bioware bought out by EA"
"The Pirate Bay has gone legit"
"Bald man spotted at all killings in the past 15 years, had barcode on head one witness recalls"
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16064308]"The Pirate Bay has gone legit"[/QUOTE]
I regret to inform you...
[QUOTE=Joxalot;16059119]"Internet server crashed"
"Diablo 3 development halted to new WoW expansion" FUUUUUUUUU...!!!!!
"Japan take over the world"
"Simple Plan concert next weekend"
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"Bruce Dickenson stabed till death by emo group"
"Mettalica disband"
I would rage[/QUOTE]
You have no idea what grammar is do you?
"FarCry 3 released!"
"Spore 2 now in production"
"Any game is now rated everyone"
"Scientists created new species of FLYING spider, specimens escape from lab"
FFFUUUUUU-
[QUOTE=Benie;16066944]"FarCry 3 released!"
"Spore 2 now in production"[/QUOTE]
Dear god please no!
"Yet Another Halo"
"US considers video game violence illegal"
"China Invades the USA and takes hold of Alaska"
"Music is prohibited, Punishable by death!"
"The Internet is Made to be Kid Friendly by removing all forms of bad language, pictures, videos, and songs!"
"US is going into a depression worse then the one in the 1930's!"
"Lawsuit Regarding Games the Sole Cause of Violence Won! Games now Illegal!"
"NO MORE WORLD OIL!"
"Electricity Banned World Wide by Enviromental Activists!"
"Jesus has Risen Again"
"All forms of Metal Banned!"
Honestly anything regarding any close-minded, fanatical, converservative group winning a major case makes me cringe.
David Hayter and Bruce Campbell Found Dead, Naked in Bed Together
Rape now legalized.
"Obama Re-Elected. 4 more years!"
:mad:
"Jack Thompson back to work"
"All newspaper readers to be executed"
I, who frequently watches Mock The Week, should find this easy ;D...
[b]"Shock mutation results in winged crocodiles"[/b]
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