News Headlines You Never Want to See - General

"Women gain more rights than men"

[QUOTE=Samiam22;16067966]Rape now legalized.[/QUOTE] Why would I never want to see THAT headline? "Men attempting to assassinate President Barrack Obama have been captured and put to execution."

"The man who's dick is a minigun spotted in >your city/town here<."

"Gabe Newell suffers fatal heart attack" :911:

"Australia passes censorship referendum"

"Twilight declared official religion of U.S." :suicide:

"Global Warming confirmed, humans have one year to live"

[b]"rabies-like virus continues to spread throughout South Africa"[/b] :tinfoil:

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"New videogame Halo 4 soon to be released! every purchase comes with a free headset and Dictionary of insults to people who you lose to!"

"Memes, the best thing since sliced bread!"

"Sealand conquers Britain"

[QUOTE=almightyone;16067037]"Any game is now rated everyone"[/QUOTE] Do people in your country really care about what the game is rated for when they sell it? :O

"Female is elected Dictator of the world, all men are to have thier penis's and balls removed painfully stright away" Fuck

[quote=madman_andre;16068986]"twilight declared official religion of u.s." :suicide:[/quote] oh god no.

"All people over the age of 18 to be conscripted into the military"

''Any pornography on the internet is banned''

[QUOTE=The golden;16069802]"Western World leaders showing higher interest in recreation of Japanese culture!"[/QUOTE] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=The Asslance;16074370]''Any pornography on the internet is banned''[/QUOTE] The only website left would be called 'bring back the porn'

Garry Glitter to open a childrens home

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"Comedic internet thread on Newspaper titles leads to amazing set of coincidences."

"Impotencia flumata pandemic... Every second is impotent, daily increasing"

"Beastiality illegalized all around the globe. Made legal and encouraged on the moon"

"Riots spreading throughout London, military sent in" "Rioters are becoming aggressive, biting victims" "Quarantine is in effect in London"

"People still want more stories on Michael Jackson in headlines!" Followed by "Michael Jackson, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Michael Jackson, blah, blah, blah." Followed by "Bright future for news organizations!"

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16075134]"Riots spreading throughout London, military sent in" "Rioters are becoming aggressive, biting victims" "Quarantine is in effect in London"[/QUOTE] at least it's only in London. :>

[QUOTE=QuikSilvers;16075271]at least it's only in London. :>[/QUOTE] 28 Days Later reference

[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16075318]28 Days Later reference[/QUOTE] REALLY? I never noticed.

[QUOTE=QuikSilvers;16075385]REALLY? I never noticed.[/QUOTE] r8td you gaybow