"Twi-hard fanatisicm recognised as religion, insulting it is considered blasphemy"
The second half only really applies to places where blasphemy is illegal.
"Schools Now Have to Run Through the Summer"
"Fred Phelps elected President of America"
"Children across the world say 'We are coming'"
"Children gone missing in areas around the Atlantic, strange red lights seen"
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;16080988]"Children across the world say 'We are coming'"[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/mstweety620/Big%20Bang%20Theory/SheldonCreepySmile.jpg[/img]
"North Korea makes advanced missile to threaten Hawaii"
[QUOTE=Mooe94;16053579]"Valve merges with Electronic Arts"[/QUOTE]
That already happened as far as I know
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[QUOTE=Benie;16056873]"Micheal Jackson's ghost spotted hunting down children"[/QUOTE]
I wrote a story about that
[QUOTE=Naw;16066092]You have no idea what grammar is do you?[/QUOTE]
I do
Something I suck at.
Btw
"Bestalitty is not considered crime anymore"
"Local Zoo are being flooded by furries"
"New ink formula for newspaper design by terrorists, composed by anthrax and horse sperm. Test it now" O.O
A new, triple blind, scientific study, conducted by Physicians, optometrists, CERN, AMA, and 15 world renown doctors who received 500 Nobel prizes in every field of medicine known to mankind, shows that reading excessively long News headlines will cause instant death!
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16074116]"All people over the age of 18 to be conscripted into the military"[/QUOTE]
Fuck mang, I don't know what I'd do if the government gave me a job. I might actually have to leave my house rather than shit post in liberal circle jerks on the internet they invented.
"Scientists discover link between seminal fluids and skin cancer."
"Drinking water causes cancer, says new study"
"Second Amendment being repealed; citizens not fighting back"
"First Amendment repealed, building for generations speculators say"
"Fifth amendment being repealed, every defendant is automatically guilty"
"Then there were bodies.....thousands of them"
"species of flying sting-rays discovered"
shit, i would be so afraid
Sting-rays? They're soooo cute x3
"All celebrity deaths in the past 15 years were part of a government operation, it all started with Steve Irwin"
Steeeeeeve!!! Nooooooo, why youuu, nooooooo!!!!
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;16075452]r8td you gaybow[/QUOTE]
Hurr guess what I was referencing. :downs:
"Earth Surrenders after Seven Hour War, 'Combine' new rulers"
"Donald Gibson is now the most awesome person on the planet all shall bow down to him"
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[QUOTE=Benie;16085977]"Earth Surrenders after Seven Hour War, 'Combine' new rulers"[/QUOTE]
I should write a story about the 7 hour war. It would entertain me and only me.
"The American government licked butter out of Mexico's ass"
"New dictator is an evangelical christian"
[B]"FEMA Declares Nationwide Martial Law Training Practice"[/B]
I am expecting this...
"Obama re-elected"
"Apple buys out Microsoft, and they are now producing the 'Pear' "
"North Korean missile launch successful, Hawaii destroyed"
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