Le Happy Merchant, because once I bought five hundred-dollar-bills to school accidentally.
They were in a wallet in a pocket of a jacket I never wore
My friends call me Meteor because I'm hot and my abs are rock hard
Another story:
Another very good friend of mine and I were bored as shit at his house one day, and we made a bet I weighed 30 pounds more than he did, because he's quite a bit shorter.
We weighed ourselves on a bathroom scale, and what do you know, we weighed exactly the same. Literally within half a pound of each other (162 pounds), despite him being at least 6 inches shorter than me and not fat at all (And me not being overly skinny).
Of course we were fascinated by this, being bored out of our minds, and came to the conclusion he must simply be made of denser matter.
He has been called "The Dense One" ever since
My friend is my Honky Adonis and i'm his Chocolate Hercules.
Mostly called Papa Bear or some variation of. Or Jesus, Jesus is very common, even from people i don't know.
Everyone in my science class calls me Q, but other than that I don't have one.
Pope Porno I.
This one kid calls me "Spooky Boogie" for some reason. Too spooky.
pretty much everyone at school calls me T-Fraz (pronounced "T-Phrase")
I was called 'Mafia Kyle' because I had black swept back hair and wore a black jacket I supposedly looked like a mafia don.
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