I was the grand old age of [b]8[/b]
We were on a family holiday in Majorca and my brother had brought a friend with him, they were both 15. On the last night we were in a family bar and my brother and his friend were buying shots, I nagged and nagged them to get me one so they bought me a tequila slammer, then another, then another, then another. After that I drank most of my mum's Bacardi and coke then half of my dad's beer. I was hammered. I remember my mum funelling water down my throat on the balcony at the hotel then the three day hangover was killer!
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;17741654]I was the grand old age of [b]8[/b]
We were on a family holiday in Majorca and my brother had brought a friend with him, they were both 15. On the last night we were in a family bar and my brother and his friend were buying shots, I nagged and nagged them to get me one so they bought me a tequila slammer, then another, then another, then another. After that I drank most of my mum's Bacardi and coke then half of my dad's beer. I was hammered. I remember my mum funelling water down my throat on the balcony at the hotel then the three day hangover was killer![/QUOTE]
Jesus they start young
I got an absolute bollocking from my parents, as did my brother but they see the funny side of it these days.
I got a bit too drunk last weekend. I got out of the taxi, walked to the door but my key didn't fit. After about 5 minutes I realised it was the neighbour's house =\
[QUOTE=The golden;17741166]Discussionists? More like weed pushers.
You can't argue with a weed smoker.[/QUOTE]
is that because we're right?
Sometimes when I was 13. Haven't regret it yet.
Was fifteen and my friends all pitched in for a bottle of Vodka. Was a fun night
Never.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;17741710]I got an absolute bollocking from my parents, as did my brother but they see the funny side of it these days.
I got a bit too drunk last weekend. I got out of the taxi, walked to the door but my key didn't fit. After about 5 minutes I realised it was the neighbour's house =\[/QUOTE]
Pro tip when drunk and taking cap home: About a mile before you're home, act like you have to puke, he will let you out and gain some distance. Then you run like hell.
Uhh.. I don't remember
[QUOTE=kaskade700;17743255]Pro tip when drunk and taking cap home: About a mile before you're home, act like you have to puke, he will let you out and gain some distance. Then you run like hell.[/QUOTE]
I don't even bother doing that. I get a private hire cab from the taxi rank, they don't have the automatic locks. I ask him to drop me off at the pub down the road from me, opposite the pub is an alleyway leading into a field. As soon as he slows down enough I shout "Cheers for the life mate" then run like the wind.
14, found some vodka, forced down the bad taste and fire in my throat, after 2 shots I felt drunk enough to keep going without gagging, took a total of about 6 shots.
Ow.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;17743307]I don't even bother doing that. I get a private hire cab from the taxi rank, they don't have the automatic locks. I ask him to drop me off at the pub down the road from me, opposite the pub is an alleyway leading into a field. As soon as he slows down enough I shout "Cheers for the life mate" then run like the wind.[/QUOTE]
Well, for us normal people without privat caps it's a nice trick.
Normal people? Surley you have private hire taxis? Ones that can't be flagged down, only booked in advance.
Never have, don't really see the point.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17740999]N/A
Will probably be within the next 3 years when I move off to real college. My parents are actually trying to get me drunk before I go.[/QUOTE]
Aren't you 18-20?
On topic: I was probably 16 or something, I dunno.
[QUOTE=xsnxcookie;17741015]if you want to do something to alter your view of the world temporarily, or to have a good time (I'm guessing this is why it makes your life better), then smoke weed. It's much less harmful to you with a lot less long term damage, AND you can actually understand what you're doing when you're high, as opposed to being drunk.[/QUOTE]
I like alcohol more than weed, and if you don't drink all the time it's not really bad for you.
[QUOTE=jaredop;17745120]I like alcohol more than weed, and if you don't drink all the time it's not really bad for you.[/QUOTE]
Yes it is... either way it:
Thins out your blood
Can give you liver/kidney failure
colon cancer {mostly to women}
Cool.
I think I was 12 or 13, wasn't really that drunk more buzzed maybe. First time I got totally wasted was 14.
Two years back on New Year's Day I got super wasted and played Guitar Hero till like 4 am. It was the best New Year's Day ever.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17745287]Yes it is... either way it:
Thins out your blood
Can give you liver/kidney failure
colon cancer {mostly to women}[/QUOTE]
It's been proven that alcohol in moderation is good for you.
[url]http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=1045[/url]
[url]http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/HealthIssues/1107279468.html[/url]
[url]http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1928187,00.html[/url]
14 at a friends house with people. pissed my pants, took them off, ran up stairs naked and had a conversation with my friends mom (aka the child care teacher...ironic) while i was pantless. yeah.. awkward breakfast.
I get drunk 2 days each week.
Am I cool for drinking alcohol? - No.
Do I have a fucking awesome time? - Yes.
First time... Was like 6 years ago? Had like 5 or 6 beers, nothing special.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;17741710]I got an absolute bollocking from my parents, as did my brother but they see the funny side of it these days.
I got a bit too drunk last weekend. I got out of the taxi, walked to the door but my key didn't fit. After about 5 minutes I realised it was the neighbour's house =\[/QUOTE]
Happened me yesterday, the key didn't fit and I was like what the hell? Then I heard someone screaming from inside "GO WAY OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!"
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;17745287]Yes it is... either way it:
Thins out your blood
Can give you liver/kidney failure
colon cancer {mostly to women}[/QUOTE]
So?
I can get skin cancer from being in the sun.
I can get cancer from eating potato chips.
1 or 2 years ago.
I was never really interested until a party i went to had it.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17740999]N/A
Will probably be within the next 3 years when I move off to real college. My parents are actually trying to get me drunk before I go.[/QUOTE]
They are wise to do so. It would be great if more parents did this to their children. It is far better for their kids to get drunk for the first time (or more) so that if you go over the top they can help you. I really say you should do as they wish and get drunk with them.
You can do some really stupid shit when drunk and it's best to find out your limit when there are people around who will care for you instead of just draw a cocks on you when you pass out.
Seriously.. do it mate.
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Oh to actually add content to this I think I was about 9 when I got drunk first. White Lightning/star (Anyone in England will understand this is the first pathetic drink you purchase under-aged).
Cider/Black Current juice.
I threw up everywhere :/
14, three bottles of miller, st.patricks day. Was a fun day.
[QUOTE=selby3962;17740675]Getting drunk makes you cool. /sarcasm
I don't see any need to get drunk to have fun.[/QUOTE]
THis ^
Never. I never plan to either, unless I'm being operated on and there is no painkillers besides alcohol.
Closest thing I got to drunk was a little tipsy. I had half a glass when I was 12 and I was woozy. I can't believe that I didn't get drunk.
ive never been drunk
ive never picked up alcohol
im never goin to
no point in it
for people that do it ta have fun.....youre stupid. have fun in your right mind instead of gettin drunk, doin shit you dont even understand when youre doin it, and gettin a hangover the next day
for people that do it cuz they can.......youre stupid
[QUOTE=BAM!!3;17748696]ive never been drunk
ive never picked up alcohol
im never goin to
no point in it
for people that do it ta have fun.....youre stupid. have fun in your right mind instead of gettin drunk, doin shit you dont even understand when youre doin it, and gettin a hangover the next day
for people that do it cuz they can.......youre stupid[/QUOTE]
x1 Agree
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