[QUOTE=ShadowDog_Naos;19873839]With that face, you seem desperate enough to do things unruly to Miss Cyrus.[/QUOTE]
You bet your arse. :smug:
fart in her baby's umbilical cord
[QUOTE=Kyle Orton;19874504]fart in her baby's umbilical cord[/QUOTE]
I'll salute you if you manage that.
Take pictures and sell them
I'd try to buy her father's guns from her for a discounted price.
Sing songs with her
[QUOTE=Hezzy;19874587]Sing songs with her[/QUOTE]
This :3:
Kill her
if she tried to take my Klondike bar get your own bitch this ones mine.
Rape ...Its been said but... Rape
stick it in her pooper
Play some REAL music by The Beatles.
cut her head off with a rusty axe... as well as every other body part... into 32 separate pieces of course her head last to she can suffer and then get a ton (I mean a ton) of c4 and blow the fuck out of her! oh and then I would take her skin as wear it as if it was a fur coat and call a concert for her you know representing her. come out on stage bring up the robotic 5 sheets of bulletproof glass and hit the detonator... Oh did I tell you I placed 2 kilo's of C4 under every seat. Yeah. I owned her fans.
Oh yeah if you didn't realize. I hate her.
Silence her.
i would kill her and rape her dead body on live tv.
Broadcast me killing her in the most horrific manner on national television
Rape her, then say to her stop doing shitty songs or she would die.
Oh wait, didn't she said she was going to stop being a singer?
One:
Say hi then pause then grab her boobs then run off.
Two:
Tap that ass!
Buy her a Dildo.
Comb her hair.
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;19873455]Kill her, rape the body in the ass, take the skin and wear it as a suit, then eat the flesh and leave the bones for hungry dogs across America.[/QUOTE]
This, but in a different order.
Slip her a roofie and have my way with her..
Ask her for money
Kidnap her and Kristine Stewart and make them both fight to the death and bet who wins.
lock her in a room and play her one of her songs all the time to her, until she went crazy.
then i'd kick her in the face repeatidly.
:3:
get here pin then ninja chop her kneck take half the cash and get a ransom of her father saying i've kidnapped her get lots of cash give him the dead body and give some cash to Haiti :D
[QUOTE=BeAR!);19878306]get here pin then ninja chop her kneck take half the cash and get a ransom of her father saying i've kidnapped her get lots of cash give him the dead body and give some cash to Haiti :D[/QUOTE]
WOW, that has got to be one of United Nation's black ops solutions
Serve her a bacon and cheese sandwich and then dump her in a hole full of peanut butter.
After reading this thread, I would be terrified to meet any of you in real life.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;19878413]After reading this thread, I would be terrified to meet any of you in real life.[/QUOTE]
Sniff... Sniff... I smell a fan here.
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