[QUOTE=g2 4311;19356726]go back to oify[/QUOTE]
he was never in the oify in the first place
1) Get food i have in my house and take it upstairs
2) Destroy a large portion of the stairs, but small enough to traverse if you try. (Because zombies can't climb)
3) Wait for rescue.
4) If rescue doesn't come repeat steps 1 and 3.
5) Run out of food.
6)???
7)Profit
I have a guitar...
They use a guitar as a melee weapon in L4D2...
I've beaten several levels on Advanced/Expert using just the guitar...
I THINK I'M MOTHER FUCKING READY FOR THE REAL SHIT BRING IT ON
I was expecting a template like this but I guess not
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[QUOTE=Conro101;19360034]Find a guy named Ellis, a guy named Nick, and a guy named Francis and start killing zombies.[/QUOTE]
Oh no louis you racist bastard?
Sit in the corner of my room as civilization collapses. I will starve to death.
Shotgun.
Car.
Emergency gas supply.
Back roads.
Canada.
To the mountains!
I will kill mouse(s).
I hate that word.
1.)fill up my sinks and bathtub with water
2.)Barricade my door and windows
3.)run to my local gun store and grab a AK-47,SCAR-H,M16 or XM8;a Desert Eagle;a bunch of knives n' shit;M249;a RPG 7 and a shit load of ammo
4.)Steal a pickup truck(hopefully a Ford F250)
5.)drive back home and store the weapons and ammo in my bed room
6.)drive to the mall and steal a shitload of food
7.)drive back home and store the food also in my bedroom
8.)go on a zombie killing rampage for a little while driving to my friends houses to pick them up
9.)drive back home while singing along to Jonathon Coulton-Re:Your Brains
10.)have a beer and wait for this whole thing to blow over.(like a boss!)
Edit:
Keep the "Dumb" ratings coming!
Couldn't stay at my house. To many points of entry. Would probably take all the food and water we have already and load it into the back of the car. Grab Crowbar and axe from shed aswell as quickly grabbing any froms of entertainment to keep sane while we try to survive. Go out to friends house, they have a generator. Would probably see if any stores hadn't been raided and cleaned out on our way to there. Pickup friend who has a rifle and then wait once we arrive at our previously mentioned friends house. Board up house. Wait until impending death comes upon us.
I'd put it here, but I'd get banned for a wall of text.
1) Make repeater crossbow. Plans are on the net, look it up on wikipedia.
2) Find allies with whom I have made arrangements, who know how to acquire and sail a boat.
3) Sail out.
4) ???
5) I'M ON A BOAT
[QUOTE=tyanet;19386756]I'd put it here, but I'd get banned for a wall of text.[/QUOTE]
I believe facepunch smiles on intellectual answers instead of a 5 word meme sentence, go for it.
Also, take a yacht and go farm bananas on a deserted island, zombies can't swim.
Wait for army. Get rescued. Come back home in a month when entire thing blows over.
1. walk across the field next to my house to my cousins house and ask for one of his shotguns
2. board the doors and windows shut
3. barricade the main hallway that leads to the bedrooms
4. hold out for as long as possible
I have a window in my room, its about 7 -8 feet off the ground, so at least I have an escape route if shit goes down.
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[b][i]"Kill all sons 'a bitches."[/i][/b]
My friends own an airplane, so I'd hitch a ride to a military-controlled zone with them.
Get a gun, ammo, and camp at COSCO
get a .44 magnum and commit suicide, end of story
to everyone who says they'll raid a gunstore/supermarket, that's the first place the hordes of civilians are going for supplies, so good luck.
Shoot zombie
Eat zombie
Try to make it to the cliffs up the road, then jump off.
Gather weapons
Clean them
1. Primary: M1 Carbine
2. Secondary: Colt 1911 Handgun
3. Melee: Machete
Gather flares and food supplies.
Get to the roof, and break the stairs (zombies can't swim or climb stairs).
Shoot flares, try to call for help.
If zombies come, shoot them off.
Assuming it all happens while I'm sitting here typing this, I'd grab the cricket bat from under my bed and do my best to barricade the house up before the zombies reached it. Then sit and tell you lot about it to fill in time before my inevitable death.
[QUOTE=IhateValve;19370778]I was expecting a template like this but I guess not
picture here[/QUOTE]
Do you have the empty template?
Also, I would just grab my crowbar and a couple of sushi knifes, drive to the nearest gun shop, grab a couple of weapons and some ammo, get my buddies, and drive to Fort Knox.
See. I have a pretty clever plan (to me at least). The thing I realized, though, is if it really happens you aren't going to be as ready as you thought.
I then developed Plan B: Scout around, get a general feeling of the environment and current world situation. Then, after I realize I have no such thing as non-perishable food or supplies of water, I realize every sort of communication is down, my friends and family are probably in as deep shit as I am and there's a zombie moaning outside my window, which happens to be my neighbor.
Afterward I'll most likely become mentally/emotionally broke down within a minute and panic, doing something that ends up killing me.
Sounds pretty realistic.
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[QUOTE=Gluth;19391805]
Get to the roof, and break the stairs (zombies can't swim or climb stairs).
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Why waste invaluable energy on breaking the staircase if they can't climb it anyway?
I would grab a crowbar, axe, water, food, gas etc.. and book it up to the military base a bit to the north.
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