He had to take the Highway to Hell because his chair couldn't make it up the Stairway to Heaven.
She got raped to death by the smoker's tongue. :q:
he looked into the mirror and was shocked by his appearance
i love story telling
Garrus and Tali were killed whilst Sovereign attacked the Citadel.
Your Santa hat was stolen and burned.
He got in a horrible accident while playing a rousing game of "lets see how long I can hold the live grenade in my mouth for". So, he had to have his head (and most of his body) replaced with robotic parts which were bought from a yard sale.
He was constantly rated rainbows.
On a mission, he jumped down into a room, but his foot got stuck. Currently, he's being tortured while upside down.
he was a faggot
He loved cookies, he ate a bad one. He died three days later.
He was traumatized by the slaughter of his battalion in Vietnam. They were given false intel on friendly forces positions. To this day he trusts no one.
found out her was gay
Got his testicals cut off with a rusty butter knife.
Got shot by an enemy insurgent.
she was killed by walking man crabs....and raped :buddy:
Said you want on 4chan, and then got buried in clocks.
You got an arterial blockage from being so stressed
He got his blown blown off from a shotgun.
Unless you've seen Avatar, I think the movie explains the story itself somewhere.
She got sprayed with plastic.
His previous avatar was horribly beaten to death by pshyco badass midgets, and now he's on the hospital.
Gordon gets tossed into stasis for an eternity. He never gets to love Alyx.
Sadly, and tragcily the little yellow man was crushed to death by 9001 yellow balls, They also crushed a school for orphans
Gets KIA on Reach.
Gets played with by filthy little kids with KETCHUP on their hands :ohdear:
Raped with a water bottle filled with rusty nails.
Died from coffee overdose (if thats possible)
gets sniped while defending the intel.
Was walking down the street when a giant octopus ate her, she smoked the octopus intestines resulting in a trip to the plane of Oblivion where everybody was smoking Bloodgrass, she smoked some, it's was way too strong, and that my friend's is how she died.
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