• A tragic story involving the abve user's avatar
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Someone put a towel over a snowman because the snowman looked cold. Snowman melted.
During the World War 2, this man was put inside a bomb. The bomb didn't explode.
the dog died from old age
He OD'd
Balls chopped off. Causing giant eye and blinking syndrome, as well as a disgusting female appearance.
obama shat on him
Got hit by me.
He grew up on the streets.
He was involved in a zoo shooting not long after. He was shot to death by authorities.
-snip- NINJA'D
Fuck you, ninjas. [editline]01:59PM[/editline] Ffffffffffffffff broken automerge
He was UNDER 9000
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;19939035]Fuck you, ninjas. [editline]01:59PM[/editline] Ffffffffffffffff broken automerge[/QUOTE] realized her breasts are small
One day the above user's avatar got his face horribly disfigured.... oh wait
One day he went on new grounds. It was hacked and so was he.
He was denied the main part for Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends.
Lost a ear in a childhood accident involving his honry uncle and a basement. Damn ninjas
didn't find tee-pee for his bunghole <:O
Not joining facepunch earlier.
Born with a stupidly tall head.
Made from a ridiculously old meme
Company goes bankrupt.
Dies from inhailing flowers.
Was, tragicly, used by a crazed gunman to shoot a up a school for orphans
after his entire group was wiped out by the aliens, he hid inside the trunk of a tree for a week, eating what he could dig up from the dirt. Then at last he couldn't take it anymore, so he shot himself in the head to ease all the pain he had to endure.
Tragicly, while flying through the sky he accidently dropped his hammer. Landing on a school for orphans. Killing them all.
Was a cat person went into war and got eaten by the evil dog commie army.
Though the gaint ball was okay. It had, tragicly, crushed a school full of orphans.
Facehugger latches onto your face.
Sniper on the 5th floor of the school book depositary.
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